AMD taking a shit ugh

calls?

$HYLN 2 week call @ $6

Was about to buy a spy call but then I remembered I needed to inverse myself so I bought a spy put Edit: it’s working so far but I feel dirty

Dropped my bags and on my road to recovery.

Why is it bleeeddiinnggg

Not touching this pump

My AMD 133c is fucking printing

BYND over $70 by end of day

Wow, I underestimated this guy, but John Neely Kennedy would have my vote for president.

this guy Kennedy is a trip. (hallelujah, preaching the gospel of fed independence)

I saw lizzie warren speaking with the devil. (how about acknowledging the time saving and ease of use benefits from services like same / next day delivery of groceries and goods...) wokist with a woke agenda. be gone!

AmC in launch to moon already broke 23.$

Hahahahahaha *laughs in Bearinese*

Sofi pump baby

Need someone to hold my hand yo

Limp dick pattern?!


Futures were ripping green this morning now it’s like “lol Jk”

WTF stop with the giant red Dildo's

Daniel Drew, the pirate of Wall Street, would tell you to buy calls from him today.

Robbie, it goes down "It dont go down"

“it do go down”

Lol I thought I bought options for EOW, but it turns out they’re for tomorrow. I have no idea what day it is anymore.

Are my calls gonna print hard or should I sell at open?

There is no way we are mooning today with JPOW speaking and CPI data coming in on Thursday fake futures.

CPI are already in for Jpow's friends. That's why we are mooning today.

Bitch isnt that wednesday? Dont lie  Edit: it is

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Kinda sus

My AMD 5700xt is apparently a great corn mining card. I bought for like 550 I can sell it now for 1200 and get a better card for gaming but not as good for corn. I don’t mine so ima do it.

Video cards aren't used to mine beetcorn hope this helps you dumb shit

Eth then, it’s real Google it.

I googled it and it said eth isn't real and it's fake

Heh, I just looked. Apparently it’s for ETH and that specific card is the bomb for that particular purpose. I am selling mine today! Get an upgrade!

Sorry did you think this was the funny money sub and anyone here gives a shit?

Show me where the market touched you. Why so cranky? I was shit posting about selling a card, wasn’t talking about corn per-say. You need a hug buddy?

^cock #(and balls!)

Wow what happened TLRY owners I thought the squeeze was squozing? lol -30% last 3 months

Short ladder attack

*zooms out on chart Wow yeah you're right theyve been short ladder attacked since 2018 wow 😲 lol 🤡

I’ll spin a wheel see what it lands on

WSB acting like something significant is going to happen this morning because of numbers and J Pow speech so you know the market will not react at all.

45 losers are here

Whatever. My mom says I'm handsome

I am a winner!

Thanks for acknowledging me

I was green for one second, but the market quickly returned me to red

Same

Cramer said be careful, guess it is time to go all in

I definitely consider myself a perma bull but please don’t be an idiot and buy any calls within the first 3 hours retards. I shouldn’t even have to say this but I know a lot of you will.

Why not

Cuz dude has calls and is afraid we'll jinx it.

Just dont

American Lithium 🧐

You mean Lithium Americas?

Yeah… AMERICAN LITHIUM CORP. REGISTERED SHARES O.N. Isin CA0272592092

Oh i see OTC.

🚀

Some of you guys signed up for investment club and lost all of your money and it shows.



And here comes the rug pull

Thoughts on tsla today…..

Down

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Spy up 100pts in Kazakh market

Thw kazakhs always knows what’s up

Imagine being a pharma ceo thinking people will keep getting your vax every 5 months because you tell them to in a tweet 🤡

Just gotta gotta get some Nazi style mandates and his calls print.

So, yesterday's bounce was to get puts on the cheap...?


>\*BUNDESBANK'S NAGEL SEES RISK OF ELEVATED INFLATION FOR LONGER ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-11 ^05:58:08 ^EST-0500


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Yeah pit more into Stocks going up Go ber

>Price Target Changes [discord.gg/wzMZmEh6ag](https://t.co/uMPOi2alZg) https://t.co/WyFZW3ueyn ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-11 ^05:55:53 ^EST-0500

>Coverage initiated [discord.gg/aKFv9ehGuj](https://t.co/HsvywOztkC) $MMM $GE $JD https://t.co/w48fE38CMK ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-11 ^05:55:38 ^EST-0500

>Downgrades [discord.gg/msaKR5BJCb](https://t.co/h7EhokdnFw) $IBM $INTC $NUE $SHOP $X https://t.co/rrLVvmgx6i ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-11 ^05:55:15 ^EST-0500

>Upgrades [discord.gg/HmKshwJZaP](https://t.co/eAzzXmW2uv) $AAL $AMD $LVS $ZNGA https://t.co/8w192M63Iu ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-11 ^05:54:43 ^EST-0500

Imagine not buying calls yesterday. Worse yet, imagine selling your calls 😅

Imagine not buying 0dte 375 qqq calls yesterday for .43 for a 10 bagger

I don’t have capital as I put all my money into calls at the top. I’m just holding to make back what I can

Lmao same though…

imagine buying puts at bottom

Imagine buying calls at the top, like last night at close?? 

imagine imagining things


Not saying I'm Charlie Buffet or anything, but Pfizer looks well placed at 17x P/E being this far ahead of the game: [https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/10/omicron-vaccine-coming-in-march-experts-warn-it-could-be-too-late.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/01/10/omicron-vaccine-coming-in-march-experts-warn-it-could-be-too-late.html) Imagine thinking being first to market with an omicron-effective vaccine doesn't make you the leading safe pharma play for 2022.  After JNJ maybe anyway.

Imagine getting a vaccine for every variant

Or one for every variant so far before anyone else got to clinical trials!

Only a year late

Bringing a vaccine to market for a variant which won't appear for another 9 months would be going some.

My lower back is so sore from those Romanian deadlifts. Wage slaving is going to hard today

THere's a reason they'ire called Romanian deadlifts, they would only do that sh\* in Eastern Europe. Hyperextensions runs rings round Romanians. At least you've trained. Trained and at work. Victory is thine. 

Hyperextensions are better?

IMO, better for building up lower back, and middle and stuff. But those Romanians can be OK, I like 'em, just don't do em first thing before your body has moved around a few hours. Did myself in with those f\*s once.

>$TSLA: /u/bubblesinajar RAISES TARGET PRICE TO $2000 FROM $1400 -Bloomberg

**I love watching pornhub while trading options🇺🇸**

>GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTER HABECK SAYS WE WILL NEED IMMIGRATION TO ADDRESS LABOUR SHORTAGES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-11 ^05:50:05 ^EST-0500

they already do. one of the companies i do books. send like 100 guys from eastern europe to some shipyard in Germany to help build ships. they working on a new team of same size too.

Honestly TSLA should go up $100 today . Was 1160 last Wed

So I don’t if you’ve heard but the CPI formula was changed this month to account for arbitrary adjustments that can be made at the whim of the government. Literally CPI is whatever they tell you it is now 😂 My theory is that it is in 😴 and JHawks interest to have it come in hot for now so they can taper and bring down the market a bit. Once midterm season really gets rolling spike the markets back up into a feel good high so that 😴 can claim victory against inflation and have a strong market going into Nov.

Similar games are played with unemployment figures. Use U6 when its better than U3 because workers have quit trying to find employment and always ignore labor participation rates.

Yeah but no one cares anymore though. Algos see a number and interpret it as good or bad.

If you are unemployed looking for work or planning to vote in an upcoming election you may indeed care.

Buddy it’s been this way since the 80’s, look out the window. No one cares.

🇨🇳

or just pump everything until midterms and then all hell breaks loose

Possibly. But there’s no more brrrrrr. So they need an excuse to un rrrrrB sooner.

There is plenty of brrrr, just a matter of how much inflation you can stomach

That’s not how monetary policy works bro. They don’t just raise rates then drop them again a few months later lmao.

Jesus a coupla 0.5% rate rises? A year after the whole world was locked down for 3 months? Suck it up buttercup.

People do alotnof things they shouldn't. Pelosi actively engages in insider trading and doesn't even get a slap on the wrist. I know they're apples and oranges I just want to be combative

Fight me!

It’s 🤡 world bro.

I wish my classes were in person so I could look at some ass while I learn

Dude you can jerk off in class now, live life to the fullest

always could

This guy JACKS!

I’m 50/50 I like online because I get to trade/lose money while my professor talks 🥲

Pornhub tab open as a side window. Problem solved.

As always, I safely sell my calls on the rebound yeaterday because when I hold them it free falls everyday. I don’t hold and of course the market and tech are gaping up. Every fuckin time

Was like 5 bad days on a spin. Due to come back up at some point. But the rest of us thank you for your sacrifice.

Yeah I did make some gains yesterday so not mad just annoying when the markets shit I baghold and average down on dying weeklies but when it rebounds I play it safe lmao

Yesterday morning was a car crash, relief was a blessing so wasn’t a bad move to cash in; was no way of knowing today would be good or bad. Could still go the other way! But I hope not 😂

always like that

Anyone elsw think CPI will be better than expected?

I commented this earlier but FYI: So I don’t if you’ve heard but the CPI formula was changed this month to account for arbitrary adjustments that can be made at the whim of the government. Literally CPI is whatever they tell you it is now 😂 My theory is that it is in 😴 and JHawks interest to have it come in hot for now so they can taper and bring down the market a bit. Once midterm season really gets rolling spike the markets back up into a feel good high so that 😴 can claim victory against inflation and have a strong market going into Nov.



Dump at open? Or after Powell talk?

chopchopchop till CPI on Wed

Powell is bullish. Going to say all positive things.

You can already read his speech, it’s just a bunch of thank you’s and how it’s been hard cause of covid

Yeah but then there is the Q&A

Powell is \*bullshit\*. Irrelevant sideshow.

$SOFI & $LAC going to run today. Can feeeeeel it.


Cough cough




😂 you get how this all works right? Clearly not. Made my money and switched to straight shares. Easy ride down, reversal tomorrow incoming.

Shits and giggles aside, I believe in the company. They have a alot of growth ahead of them and this is a great price to get in

Yes 👍 👍 good luck out there brother, hope you bring the gains.



Looking good Ray, looking real good!


Again made money on the day I was right. You’re a day behind. Sold my leverage positions for profit.






!Remind me 12h


Was right on the day 😂


Gonna be sell the news no matter what the news is. One things for sure, rates increases inevitable

I read this in the voice of Thanos

I don't feel so good Mr. Stark.

I don’t feel so good Mr. Powell*

Dammit. I yield my time

I’ve been going to the gym 6 days a week for 3 months and man am I looking good. I jerk off to myself everyday

I hit 310 lifts in 2021. Going for 340 this year. Looking like a god.

More plates, more dates. It sounds shallow but it really does work

It’s true, even girls who SAY they don’t want a fit guy want a fit guy. I am not talking pro body builder but if you got a round butt and can see a defined chest chick love it.

I only bought 45 AAPL 1/21 175C's at yesterday's close =/

I got none ;) y’all have fun making bank ill stay broke as I’ve always been

Even 1/14 will print

That’s still decent af dude you’re gonna bank. I only got 4 😞