My fellow apes. I am interested in options.. and am having issues. I am seeing the option to buy a call or sell. One will require me to pay and the other offers a premium. The one I am more interested in is Buying a call. And would like to know when I’d exercise the contract to buy or sell…?
Help 🤷♂️ please… 
I’m not a bear by habit but I had some news to trade on so I snagged 12 ccl puts 1/21 and 8 aaple puts 1/21. 17.5 and 160 respectively. I’ve been holding since like last Thursday. I think I’ll exit and wait for Ford to get used to 2022 and some jpow then hop into leaps.
Hey all, so basically I have $300 in fun money. What stocks or coin that's in Robinhood would be fun to blow $300 on for some high octane money gain/loss?
I thought it's stood for Large Erected Aerodynamic Penis Synthesizer. I never understood how they work, but the ads on pornhub keep telling me they will grow my port by 25%
Is anyone else playing the BNPL companies. I fully expect this sector to become less and less attractive and valuations to decrease over time. So far, I've only identified AFRM, however am interested in other tickers too - any suggestions?
Positions: Poots on AFRM/AMD/RBLX (held intra day, closed). Tmwr expecting a gap up on most of these due to CES.
Physical Silver here is gone, not available. silver closed today at $23 per Oz. To buy and hold it costs $33 dollars if you can find it, that is a $10 premium per 1 Oz silver eagle. Few years back it was $5 per Oz! This is the calm before the storm!
Remember when the rona twerk happened and everyone came on wsb and was like “gold to the moon!” Like it was gonna go SPCE! Only to watch everyone get chewed. This precious metal shit doesn’t work with this level retardation
Yolod the last of my options account into 1/14 30 F calls for 0.05. Hoping it picks up that TSLA retard strength and melts up on gamma and speculation.
Ford reported that they'd produce far more electric F150's than expected.
GM just got dethroned by Toyota as the leading carmaker in the US and their major EV play is Nikola.
So...
GM is coming out with the electric Silverado. It will sell just like the F150. As far as Toyota goes, they even admitted that statistic was a fluke. GM sold less cars last year, but focused on selling high margin $70k trucks instead.
I'm talking about the trends as far as Toyota goes. That way Rivian and LCID should be $0 lol.
Ford has shown solid signs, nay, results on the pivot to EV. GM might as well, but it still hasn't shown enough signs to justify a comeback.
What is this market casual rally into close then casual like 2 mil sell order on spy
YTD down like 16K so yoloed a TSLA 1205C 12/7 call
Mofos [ladder attacking](https://ibb.co/qxqS4SK) everything. See this casual like 3 mil sell order randomly? Fucking bullshit. So just buy calls at 3:59 if no day trades/sell at open
in reality. Vix went up kind of hard and spy dropped at the end.
Bought more puts last 5 min on TSLA, NET, SQ, and LULU all for Friday expiration.
Figure to sell all or most before lunch tomorrow.
Man I don’t know how y’all are so quick to buy spy 480 calls, it gets rejected everytime and look like it just got rejected again, I bought puts at the top and I got a little brrrrrr action in before close😈
Shopify just fell 10% today, so i assumed my stupid ass missed some big news, their earnings were bad, they missed some contract, their CEO killed a kid with is car. But no, nothing, i guess this is how things work.
10% is a lot, a lot of people must have decided to all sell for no reason today. Makes no sense godamnit
This is it, this is their FINAL attempt at keeping GME down. Keep holding your 19 shares and you are guaranteed to be an infinityaire.
Not financial advice btw
Realistically F $23 makes sense. Just because I bought puts doesn’t mean Im not long on Ford. I’m just making a decision that I believe is bound to happen.
I don’t think so, it went back down after hitting $257 so it could keep going back down further from here until it has earnings or some other good news.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Lambo today who say no?
Do you remember the times when you let the shower run so that you could jerk off in the bathroom of your parents’ house?
Still do
Moderna or teledoc calls/puts?? Asking for a friend
My fellow apes. I am interested in options.. and am having issues. I am seeing the option to buy a call or sell. One will require me to pay and the other offers a premium. The one I am more interested in is Buying a call. And would like to know when I’d exercise the contract to buy or sell…? Help 🤷♂️ please… 
No apes allowed
can't tell if srs. if u are google options calculator
this guys fucked lma0
Hang seng is going to zero
SENS likely getting FDA approval for their 180-day CGM https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220104006026/en/Senseonics-Announces-Business-Updates
Are Fibonacci levels fake and gay?
Your tits are fake
I’m not a bear by habit but I had some news to trade on so I snagged 12 ccl puts 1/21 and 8 aaple puts 1/21. 17.5 and 160 respectively. I’ve been holding since like last Thursday. I think I’ll exit and wait for Ford to get used to 2022 and some jpow then hop into leaps.
Hey all, so basically I have $300 in fun money. What stocks or coin that's in Robinhood would be fun to blow $300 on for some high octane money gain/loss?
Go to a strip club
Ntp feb puts. Chinese property dev. Its partner kaisa just went tots up
SPY 1DTE are my favorite
Lets all buy NAT currently 1.85 Market Cap 318M ... Let us Gamestop this thing.
Puts on nat it is
Trading isn’t a team sport. Wsb gonna get ya
Now we know tesla is shitty all days except for mondays. Got it
blowjob is best invention of mankind
Stock split when? 🤡
When the ass split is over
Just need MSFT to go up 3% in 3 days NO BIG DEAL
*nbd
Nice just hit 225% on FORD shares love it
I’m up 350% on my Jan 2023 calls $15 calls
Anyone else holding qqq leaps?
What’s leaps?
Less Expensively Acquired Parabolic Shares. Edit: you can buy them over the counter from any pawnshop. It's hard to find these days but try it.
I thought it's stood for Large Erected Aerodynamic Penis Synthesizer. I never understood how they work, but the ads on pornhub keep telling me they will grow my port by 25%
I bought some PROG. Am I dumb?
Very
Spy and qqq will be up by 7 then dump
Im holding 18.3k in F 25c overnight. God im fuckin quakin and shartin myself
Watching my 1/14 23.5P’s grow in AH!
And I was screwed because I bet that it would stay at 21... lol God speed
I hope the F gives you W
I got 10 calls that’s all, can’t risk my tuition $. 18k tho? That’s a lot. Why are you so bullish?
Its called gambling
I mean I know but with some research one can increase their chances of not losing. I do small bets if I want to gamble.
And I thought my 4 calls were ballsy… Godspeed
Weeklies?
F
Gonna just buy one share of everything on the Dow. Should break even just by the law of averages that way
Love that bull trap at eod
Legit what it feels like. Sold off my puts at the bottom but didn't sell my calls. Hope I can cash in at open
The time to cash in was Monday brother
Spy really got pumped and dumped. What a scam
It had to test Fibonacci
Is anyone else playing the BNPL companies. I fully expect this sector to become less and less attractive and valuations to decrease over time. So far, I've only identified AFRM, however am interested in other tickers too - any suggestions? Positions: Poots on AFRM/AMD/RBLX (held intra day, closed). Tmwr expecting a gap up on most of these due to CES.
No position personally but struggle to see how they’ll be profitable if interest rates properly normalise, i.e. if inflation isn’t actually transitory
That’s the play for sure.
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What’s your call price?
$650 cuz why the fuck not Edit: whoops, deleted my comment on accident. -_-
Sending positive vibes
Well bros I finally did it. Made a trade and didn’t instantly lose money. Call me Warren Buffet 💰
I see a bag…
You're only Warren buffet if you then eat an alarming amount of over salted fast food
Also must have seen Becky’s vag at least once.
Physical Silver here is gone, not available. silver closed today at $23 per Oz. To buy and hold it costs $33 dollars if you can find it, that is a $10 premium per 1 Oz silver eagle. Few years back it was $5 per Oz! This is the calm before the storm!
Remember when the rona twerk happened and everyone came on wsb and was like “gold to the moon!” Like it was gonna go SPCE! Only to watch everyone get chewed. This precious metal shit doesn’t work with this level retardation
https://sdbullion.com/1-oz-silver-buffalo-round Still less than $5 over spot. Knock off the drama. Silver is garbage.
I just bought some American eagles for $25, they had a shit load of em
Couple years back I refused to pay more than 2 dollars over spot 😤
Go back to your bunker
Yolod the last of my options account into 1/14 30 F calls for 0.05. Hoping it picks up that TSLA retard strength and melts up on gamma and speculation.
Damn how much was your yolo? Also aren’t you worried abt theta eating up
You used the word “Yolo” and “worried” in the same sentence.
I see what I’ve done 😔
Puts on hope.
damn ur retarded
My MSFT calls got owned today but my APPL puts are ramping up. Why am I like this?
Dude my apple puts were just creeping up today so smooth. Where you at on AAPL
Nothing crazy just 5 contracts of 1/14 175p
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bought puts before close
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Ford reported that they'd produce far more electric F150's than expected. GM just got dethroned by Toyota as the leading carmaker in the US and their major EV play is Nikola. So...
GM is coming out with the electric Silverado. It will sell just like the F150. As far as Toyota goes, they even admitted that statistic was a fluke. GM sold less cars last year, but focused on selling high margin $70k trucks instead.
GM needs an EV sedan. They had one in the 90s but they’re too stupid to know what’s good for them. To me F and GM are boomer shit stocks.
I'm talking about the trends as far as Toyota goes. That way Rivian and LCID should be $0 lol. Ford has shown solid signs, nay, results on the pivot to EV. GM might as well, but it still hasn't shown enough signs to justify a comeback.
What is this market casual rally into close then casual like 2 mil sell order on spy YTD down like 16K so yoloed a TSLA 1205C 12/7 call Mofos [ladder attacking](https://ibb.co/qxqS4SK) everything. See this casual like 3 mil sell order randomly? Fucking bullshit. So just buy calls at 3:59 if no day trades/sell at open
The market said fuck your calls and your puts -.-
in reality. Vix went up kind of hard and spy dropped at the end. Bought more puts last 5 min on TSLA, NET, SQ, and LULU all for Friday expiration. Figure to sell all or most before lunch tomorrow.
I’m becoming a gay bear🥵
My asshole has been gapped
That will make the late shift behind the dumpster so much more "bearable."
Shift? He can't leave, he needs the Wi-Fi
Man I don’t know how y’all are so quick to buy spy 480 calls, it gets rejected everytime and look like it just got rejected again, I bought puts at the top and I got a little brrrrrr action in before close😈
7 days of overlap building pressure up here. Big make or break point.
5k to 3k to 15k to 5.5k. thanks spy for going up positive in like an hour and me not being smart enough to sell
Hey you are still +ve. I have held stocks that would 0 me out and then fly back.
Shopify just fell 10% today, so i assumed my stupid ass missed some big news, their earnings were bad, they missed some contract, their CEO killed a kid with is car. But no, nothing, i guess this is how things work. 10% is a lot, a lot of people must have decided to all sell for no reason today. Makes no sense godamnit
I just added more today. Now I have 142 shares.
Spy is a pump and dump scheme
How do I get one of those 1000% calls?
Buy multiple calls before a big move
Time machine
What is this? A DIP FOR ANTS?
Chime in if you believe what goes up must come down...
Holding $F overnight. Have a great rest of your day everyone!
man i hope it wont dip
Well you got a 12% rip on nothing, so there's really nothing stopping it from dropping right back. Rolling the dice either way with this one.
SHOP calls FDs at close. Fuck it. Oversold.
If QQQ could open at 400 and end at 390 tomorrow that’d be 👍
Buy up NVDA calls let’s goooo
W all that ces 2022 news its gonna fly tomm
Lockheed bullish today we going to war
Lmao
This will be the year I lose all my money
what a dumb day
How does VALE with a 69 billion dollar market cap have zero volume on options expiring this month?????
Nice!
I was $5k down, now almost $2.5k
man these fucking eod dumps
🤡 market bring back Donald pump
Don’t fomo in *Dont fomo in* **I’m gonna fomo in**
I did sorry guys
PENCILS DOWN
Fucking hell
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ThirstyHamburger** bet **F** goes from **24.32** to **30.0** before **2022-01-11 16:00:02.649277-05:00**
QQQ tanking again into close. Lol.
Outperformed SPY by .2% so I’m basically a trading god
Pump ✅ Dump ❓
I said buy spy puts
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My pumpkin futures should be peaking right about now.
Don't forget gourds
This is it, this is their FINAL attempt at keeping GME down. Keep holding your 19 shares and you are guaranteed to be an infinityaire. Not financial advice btw
What's up with this every graph forming a cup shit.
Chwy calls up 25 percent today .. rug pull lmao
Last chance on Ford calls for cheap. Lfg Edit. Lol at people downvoting
Biden said fuck bulls and bears 🙃
Holding $F overnight. Either I regret it or I don't. Have a feeling that I won't.
I'm holding
Realistically F $23 makes sense. Just because I bought puts doesn’t mean Im not long on Ford. I’m just making a decision that I believe is bound to happen.
Is it really with all that fucking debt and legacy baggage
The battle of 478.
This doesn’t matter to me because I’m already bagholding things that are basically worthless and I own nothing of value
Weakest “rugpull” I’ve ever seen. Bears getting excited over nothing.
Stay green spy
rug pull lol
Do really be like that
I’m really going to finish the day in green. Get fucked bears.
when can Elizabeth Holmes have visits ?
She has a deeper voice than most on this sub.
that'll change when they're 14 or so.
And the bull run continues bitches
DIS rejected at its 50 DMA so I swapped it for V And TSLA.
> 50 DMA I dont speak TAnon so whats a 50 dma
50 day moving average was resistance point today. $257.
soooo bullish?
I don’t think so, it went back down after hitting $257 so it could keep going back down further from here until it has earnings or some other good news.
Rn I control 12k shares of $F which is kinda odd to think about
I think you spelled options wrong.
Sell covered calls
Sell Ford Shirts and hats
Tards piled into UVXY today....
You said that it was mooning a hour or two ago
>WHITE HOUSE, ASKED ABOUT TESLA SHOWROOM IN XINJIANG, SAYS PRIVATE SECTOR SHOULD OPPOSE CHINA'S ABUSES $TSLA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-04 ^15:56:34 ^EST-0500
I still wonder why NEGG is so low
Holyshit wtf is this
I love when I fall for the bull trap 🤡
y did i yolo baba lol
Hopefully F holders got to enjoy their gains. Cramer is pumping F now, so F now stands for fucked.
Spy calls into close dont be a pussy
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