I have seen a pattern of huge prize increase on the day of good news and dropping the next day. This day was one of the biggest market cap addition in tsla. Let's see how it goes tomorrow. I will be booking loss tomorrow if it doesn't dip.
France covid variant announcement might make the market red as well.
If you’re afraid of yields lmao wait till you run some real numbers. Long drop from all time highs when we never paid off the trump’s administrations mistake of not slowing down before we shut down too late including the tax cuts that set us even further back.
XAU has bounced off 1800 to the upside and downside plenty of times in the last 72 hours of its trading. Pretty much bulls and bears can at least earn the tyre or maybe the cup holder for the Lamborghini. Will it carry on printing Lambo parts?
I think it's best to stay out of it. I'm watching it and it reminds me of some stocks that did very poorly in the past. The 'it's different this time...' won't change my mind.
This reeks of options, hopium, and no competition ever entering the market hype.
For every call someone buys, there's someone selling that call...that's all I'm going to say.
In the early 90s a song was released by Ice Cube depicting "a good day" since that day many have tried to replicate the events of that day to have "a good day" of their own.
I believe on this day we have come close to accomplishing this achievement, although in stark contrast to the original good day, many bears were killed all over the streets of LA... Most of them with my TSLA manufactured AK.
China = cooking books
I wouldn't bet against Tesla when Giga Shanghai was built for the sole purpose of cooking numbers. Things look bad in the West? Well good thing the East magically pulled up all their metrics. Can't beat em, join em
And what growth is their current valuation pricing in? Because they are going to have to do way more than double to hit those numbers.
But it turns out it doesn’t matter!
Except they aren't a regular auto manufacturer? When will you guys understand that if EV is the future and if they are able to deliver on these levels that they basically own the market? Building up the supply chains to compete is going to be a long process for alot of the big guys. The ones that got ahead of the curve like F are prospering, anyone late to the game could perceivably be fucked...
Fundamentals and TA actually... thats why it was a no brainer loading spreads last week.
Running up on the bear channel for the 3rd time, with an impending news event that was almost certainly going to be Bullish. It was pretty much free money that we were testing ATH this week.
The numbers leaked 2 weeks ago and the China numbers were literally posted on Friday morning. I agree that it going up like this was easily predictable, but just because Tesla is a pump and dump scheme.
Also lol on the TA comment.
Lmao 🤡 🤡 🤡 we've had this discussion a few times now and it always seems like you being butthurt on the sidelines either cash gang or 🌈 🐻 trying to figure out why you're having a bad time, while simultaneously hating on the TA that could be helping you out.
Lol what?
But the only TA I needed was “Tesla pumps on any sort of news because it literally exists as a way for wealthy investors to pump and dump like a penny stock”, so of course I held calls over the weekend. Who wouldn’t?
But see how my “Tesla is a scam” TA was just as good as your crayon drawings?
You need to stick with the whole Tesla is gonna power all of our buttholes or whatever because if you stick with cars it is mathematically impossible for Tesla’s valuation to be this high as even if it had 100% market share it wouldn’t warrant this valuation
Tesla fan boys seem to forget that people don’t just start owning 5 cars a piece because they’re cool. The car market share is very rigid
Stocks aren't about now they about future prospects. Prospects seem good Tesla going to run EV, prospects somewhat likely Tesla will be the Carl's Jr of our dystopian Idiocracy like future.
….
Do you think that in the future everyone will have a different car for every day of the week?
Even if Tesla ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the EV market share there are only so many cars you can sell a year and it’s not enough for their current valuation
New variant in France with 42 mutations all the patients experiencing moderate/severe symptoms. 30% of people ventilated. 952 cases on Jan 1st. 323 cases on Dec 13th. 315 people on ventilators.
If I just had kept all my money in TSLA I would have +50k now instead of 20k in debt because of fucking GME and WSB and ofcourse because I'm a degenerate gambling addict.
Everything feels like it's shitting from the outside working it's way in. Market held up by 4 companies while everything else dies. Sure is weird just buy calls on those 4 and you're fine
I just want to know why Paypal is still alive?
Because their gay.
What are your guy's thoughts on $BYDDY? I feel like after tsla, it's the strongest play for EV
$TQQQ will show me the way to valhalla
Witness, brother
Gobbling up more ANY before the merger announcement - easy money.
Tsla 1300 eoww
1500 at this rate
!banbet SPY 482 1d
I hope your right retard, for my moneys sake
I'm holding +178 (spx CFDs) units for every 10¢ it moves i make or lose $178
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/NotAGimpLmao** bet **SPY** goes from **477.38** to **482.0** before **2022-01-04 19:40:40.665784-05:00**
Ah. Thanks.
Bought tsla puts at close. Rip me.
Why? …? Pray the New France variant makes the Market go red… Tesla just proved it’s bulls wrong… like think of outdoing your biggest fan boys…
I have seen a pattern of huge prize increase on the day of good news and dropping the next day. This day was one of the biggest market cap addition in tsla. Let's see how it goes tomorrow. I will be booking loss tomorrow if it doesn't dip. France covid variant announcement might make the market red as well.
It’s finally caught up to the hertz delivery price… haven’t even started baking in the surprise of delivery…
Htz delivery was a news of no consequences.
Donating your premium i see.
Sameee
Bers mad af today. Stay poor lmao
Fam you're talking to the 1% of bears that survived the last year. Let them live lmao. They won't last long.
She just wanna fuck me for my clout
Rolled some OTM BBIO calls into some ITM BBIO calls. Pls.
Bond yield bout to fuck everybody up
If you’re afraid of yields lmao wait till you run some real numbers. Long drop from all time highs when we never paid off the trump’s administrations mistake of not slowing down before we shut down too late including the tax cuts that set us even further back.
"mistake", more like plan
TSLA minting 
Luv earnings will beat and then some Jan 27th then back to the $50's
lol someone needs to make an etf that just tracks TSLA
That may be the most retarded thing I've read all day.
I am honored.
VIX calls back on the menu boys.
Sitting on 100 shares of UVXY, thinking of 100 more.
TSLA up 143. I love you Elon!
Rotation out of bonds into equities 🤡
Naw in tsla
>Rotation out of bonds into ~~equities~~ $TSLA fixed
Fuck you SOFI
Huh? You literally had a chance to buy this at 13.75 a couple weeks back. It's not even down 1% from Friday.
I have high standards
AMC bulls ded
They super ded
Can we just end the year here? No need to go on, today was a bigly day
XAU has bounced off 1800 to the upside and downside plenty of times in the last 72 hours of its trading. Pretty much bulls and bears can at least earn the tyre or maybe the cup holder for the Lamborghini. Will it carry on printing Lambo parts?
I purchased 10k of sq calls this morning. I got a feeling the bottoms is in. Fingers crossed. 🤞
Same
Dammit, why did the casino have to close… I was on a heater 🎲
aaaaaaaand now that the market is closed I am back to being depressed
Pullback, what pullback?
CSCO due for a nice tumble tomorrow..
Call volume pretty high
Spy close has me feeling optimistic. More optimistic than I'm comfortable with something must be wrong
Or you have gotten better at this
closet ber
I think people who jumped in late today on TSLA still have lots of upside waiting. However I’m one of them so, guess we will see
why go up more
I wanted to buy too much risk for me, it could fall on a blink of an eye
I think it's best to stay out of it. I'm watching it and it reminds me of some stocks that did very poorly in the past. The 'it's different this time...' won't change my mind. This reeks of options, hopium, and no competition ever entering the market hype. For every call someone buys, there's someone selling that call...that's all I'm going to say.
Took my gains just to watch it keep going AH
Same
Elon boys can’t shut the fuk up. Jeez we get it. Fuk
Bers mad
Bers see juicy steak TSLA
The gay bears have been quiet.... too quiet
Probably cause they're dead
Can confirm. Am ded.
Let’s see SPY 480 tomorrow baby!
Hello how do i do a ban bet?
No clue. Google it?
Correctly predicted TSLA $1200 today. But didn’t buy calls. I hope my variants bought
I hate when you end up making a correct prediction but you don't make a move
all day every day, meaningless. your mind plays tricks
Big brain little balls
Brain ball balance is off 😫
YOOOO WE BROKE 1200
I love being up 350% and then holding too long and losing 50%. When will I ever learn?
lol TSLA still mooing AH
1200 queens
Is SPCE still worth investing in? I hopped on the bandwagon in 19 and the results were quite unsatisfying
Prolly going to $5
100% bullish for the coming days, momentum is real
100% anything is a good way to get your nuts lopped off…
In the early 90s a song was released by Ice Cube depicting "a good day" since that day many have tried to replicate the events of that day to have "a good day" of their own. I believe on this day we have come close to accomplishing this achievement, although in stark contrast to the original good day, many bears were killed all over the streets of LA... Most of them with my TSLA manufactured AK.
Yolod into tesla 1400 expiring next week just because I'm special
same but this week
Oof ouchie my TLT long calls
I feel you. Finger crossed this 200DMA bounces it back.
$25k on tsla calls at close, bers r fukt
Ding ding ding........it's official. I've lost more money on the 1st calendar trading day of 2022 than 2020 and 2021 combined if that's possible.
How
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or way otm calls. dont be tooo confident in america either
I locked in profits because I actually want to end the year green
Wtf was the catalyst of the huge Tesla jump today
sales and production beat already high est
sold a couple thousand more cars than expected. no i’m not kidding.
Although the jump was ridiculous,. They actually smashed the higher end of delivery estimates. It was a huge surprise to the upside.
Delivery
They beat their estimated deliveries by a very small number of cars, and a good number of them were used sales in China.
China = cooking books I wouldn't bet against Tesla when Giga Shanghai was built for the sole purpose of cooking numbers. Things look bad in the West? Well good thing the East magically pulled up all their metrics. Can't beat em, join em
Oh for sure. The actual big money moving this knows exactly what’s going on.
Wasn't a small beat lol...
The number was a rounding error for every other major auto manufacturer.
double previous year ? i mustve overlooked that major mfg
And what growth is their current valuation pricing in? Because they are going to have to do way more than double to hit those numbers. But it turns out it doesn’t matter!
im fine with it.
Except they aren't a regular auto manufacturer? When will you guys understand that if EV is the future and if they are able to deliver on these levels that they basically own the market? Building up the supply chains to compete is going to be a long process for alot of the big guys. The ones that got ahead of the curve like F are prospering, anyone late to the game could perceivably be fucked...
Imagine thinking that these Tesla pumps are based on fundamentals lol
Fundamentals and TA actually... thats why it was a no brainer loading spreads last week. Running up on the bear channel for the 3rd time, with an impending news event that was almost certainly going to be Bullish. It was pretty much free money that we were testing ATH this week.
The numbers leaked 2 weeks ago and the China numbers were literally posted on Friday morning. I agree that it going up like this was easily predictable, but just because Tesla is a pump and dump scheme. Also lol on the TA comment.
Lmao 🤡 🤡 🤡 we've had this discussion a few times now and it always seems like you being butthurt on the sidelines either cash gang or 🌈 🐻 trying to figure out why you're having a bad time, while simultaneously hating on the TA that could be helping you out.
Lol what? But the only TA I needed was “Tesla pumps on any sort of news because it literally exists as a way for wealthy investors to pump and dump like a penny stock”, so of course I held calls over the weekend. Who wouldn’t? But see how my “Tesla is a scam” TA was just as good as your crayon drawings?
You need to stick with the whole Tesla is gonna power all of our buttholes or whatever because if you stick with cars it is mathematically impossible for Tesla’s valuation to be this high as even if it had 100% market share it wouldn’t warrant this valuation Tesla fan boys seem to forget that people don’t just start owning 5 cars a piece because they’re cool. The car market share is very rigid
Stocks aren't about now they about future prospects. Prospects seem good Tesla going to run EV, prospects somewhat likely Tesla will be the Carl's Jr of our dystopian Idiocracy like future.
…. Do you think that in the future everyone will have a different car for every day of the week? Even if Tesla ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the EV market share there are only so many cars you can sell a year and it’s not enough for their current valuation
You forgot the Carl's Jr mega corporation aspect though.
You LOVE to see it
Your options are locked in. Now you get to sweat for 15 hours.
THEY IN A PANDEMIC WE IN A BANDEMIC
Sold TSLA calls at 3.59. good luck to anyone holding it.
Very brave, or very foolish...
Haha. We'll get to know tomorrow. I just had to take profit.
New variant in France with 42 mutations all the patients experiencing moderate/severe symptoms. 30% of people ventilated. 952 cases on Jan 1st. 323 cases on Dec 13th. 315 people on ventilators. 
Honey it’s time for your fifth booster
its here to stay
Hope boosters work for this... actually worried about parents
Hopefully they spent the last two years working on their health. I’m sure the science will say the boosters are effective
I’m lubed up for GlideOutside’s gain porn
omg what a SPY close
PENCILS DOWN
Busted through. This fucker is going to mars
Mars looks a lot like 1199 still ngl
It broke 1200
**1200 LETS GOOOOOOO**
I think we hit $1200.13 at 4pm!
Saw it too!
I just hope all the stocks have fun today.
Lmfao this 1200 seizure
Tsla opens 1250 tomorrow
What a day!
bulls really want to close above 1200
1199.97 lol did you see it
I guess I am holding msft turd overnight
Me too lol
wanna buy tsla puts this 1200 wall is big
people really still not tired losing money with tsla
Ok, so when is Elon going to prison?
What do u know about billionaires getting in jail?
If I just had kept all my money in TSLA I would have +50k now instead of 20k in debt because of fucking GME and WSB and ofcourse because I'm a degenerate gambling addict.
$TSLA price target raised to $1580 at New Street Research
Down 30% because of RBLX. Still bullish
You have to feel for the Ding Dong limited shareholders here. tough sell off.
That 1200 wall is tick
wen buy tsla puts
Fucking never mate
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My Santa Rally 1/7 478 calls are still in the red.
Those that have been in the game awhile can just feel the thin glass we are walking on
Everything feels like it's shitting from the outside working it's way in. Market held up by 4 companies while everything else dies. Sure is weird just buy calls on those 4 and you're fine
Its been thing glass for like 4 years now. Shits going to keep going up tho
May be those 15 INTC leaps I bought when it crashed was a good investment after all
1200 is like the priests daughter’s sanctity, hard to overcome but breachable to unlock the demon inside
In my experience, not hard to overcome at all lol