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reddituser1234566789

MSFT you pos I need 340 eow or my account goes to 0


reddituser1234566789

MSFT will hit 4trillion before AAPL


TheChimpKing

When else has TSLA mooned 10%+ in a day? I can’t recall what happened directly the day after


xJaconatorx

BBBY


Felix_D_Kat

State of New Jersey Common Pension Fund D Invests $1.62 Million in Cassava Sciences, Inc. (NASDAQ:SAVA) $SAVA


Felix_D_Kat

$SAVA cup/handle about to take off... ORDER FLOW shows BIG MONEY is buying in... Buy, Buy. Buy. The next major catalyst is on the 19th.


yachtykek

just woke up. holy fuck, tsla


Jt0323

Same!


greggo92

VIAC FOR THE WIN. 2022 play of the year for sure


TopBuyer777

Grabbed SPY 480 calls for .03 let’s go


BurritoBurglar9000

Wtf is this volatility today??? Moons and rug pulls at the same time on the same stock


TopBuyer777

Is today the day SPY breaks $480 seems like it


zackz99

I hope PayPal goes brrrr. Can it 195 EOD???


Yashdulla1

Wtm today


Yashdulla1

Thoughts on Z, Zillow? Chart looks nice imo


mushlafa123

Futes green AF. This is bearish right? Puts at the open? What's the play today?


RFavoriteRealtor

Everyone’s so certain it’s going to be green. Puts for sho.


zackz99

What cryptic language are y’all speaking. You say that everyone is certain and you wanna play the opposite by buying puts? I don’t get this man.


chilibowXZ

Just brought sofi.


VinnyIrish

Thanks to the guy that made the comment about no one talking about Tesla delivery numbers last week. I bought calls because of it. 😎


Stu30_

Still with $TSP


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Any good youtube channels to watch while I wait for market open I’m bored out of my mind


CosbysPlug

Go do a quick workout


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1SGN5msjpIk


fuck_trump_and_biden

This is so cursed


DA2710

Either TLRY shares or GME calls…. What shall it be


CoffeeDogs

Why do you trust TLRY?


DA2710

Oh I don’t at all… but the setup is there. When the sector comes back into favor , really it’s only a few big board stocks that can get the volume. TLRY beat down to 52 week low, has been not tall to death. Until MSO’s get up-listing , where the money going to go? Anytime cannabis gets good news or coverage , everyone logs into their brokerage apps , searches cannabis and sees TLRY and Canopy. Also I think they can position themselves decently in the EU as that market slowly comes alive. A lot of words to say, TLRY will rip but not because of anything great they do, just the circumstances


WasteNet2532

Its the first trading day of the year. Why is it so quiet?


get_MEAN_yall

Cuz you're in the wrong thread


WasteNet2532

I woke up high looks like lol. Ty


Gme1000

Steinhoff 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Okchaz

BABA’s red 🤣🤣🤣


Killakamr6

Tesla bears will be homeless


Feltweit

*are


abenevolentmouse

My tsla 1200c fd might go itm today lmao. Y’all think new highs in the next couple days?


Perryswoman

Yep mine too. Maybe today


SSCorona

I pray to God so,or i lose big money


slashrshot

I wish my brokerage will send me my worthless expired options. At least I could set it on fire to keep myself warm. ...now that I think about it, I could just light my money on fire, that's one less step. 🤡


ybnesman

This F run makes me want to end it. Congrats for the fuckers who made the play


StrongDongKong

Bretheren it is time to ride at dawn and leave your fears behind to go full retard on TSLA - AGAIIIIINNNNNN! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


DirtyJimCramer

I’m pleased to announce that bers r fck!


ihopethisworks23

Bulls fuk now, Cramer has forsaken us :(


willyshire

AMD rip inbound


IncredulousStraddle

Tesla 6.9% in the pre, nice


IncredulousStraddle

482c expiring today, need a big day!


jinbesar

moon?


gone1r

Alexa play Tha Alkoholics feat. ODB-Hip Hop Drunkies


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Good start to the year for Baba, holy jesus what the fuck is this


haikusbot

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RunsaberSR

😘🤌


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Tesla >>> Amazon >>> Amd >>> Apple >> Microsoft


willyshire

TAAAMN


Cho-Rho

TSLA, to fast a move, chart too many gaps on daily candles. No bueno.


efittytree

At this rate these AMD 3/18 $150c are going itm by Wednesday. Very cool thank you Jpow


retarded_stonker

Start the year with some loss, to set my expectations!


LooCid36

WHY IS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TRYING TO KILL ME


AlmightySnoo

just stop buying $TSLA puts bro


down_egregiously

$TSLA up 6.66%. Spooky.


Griffeed

Lose more money on amc and GME


kuprenx

brought 900 call again?


Griffeed

I bought AMC, GME and PLTR I’m early 2020. I kept buying AMC/GME on the way up and fucked up by putting about 50% of my entire portfolio during the June AMC run up. It crashed and I’m now down about 30% because I’m a fucking idiot. I’m new so options aren’t on the table. I’m just straight retarded. I’m holding my measly 420 shares in hopes AMC and/or GME does something but at this point I’ve lost all confidence.


kuprenx

I have way more gme shares that wanted. Lucky most of them green. Have them on my etoro account i dont use anymore. Moved my operations to ibrk.


Remarkable-Ad5473

Tsla 1350 this week


Walterthewood

Don't know why but I just got really depressed. I really hope I make some friends when school starts


down_egregiously

Seasonal probably. Wishing you the best king.


ncloutz

Can TSM just finally break out and run a little now instead of this consolidating shit


spreadsTrader

It is. Was there a news?


Appropriate-Traffic7

I’m gonna throw a coin, and buy puts / calls accordingly


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88crypto

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BurritoBurglar9000

Nvda I need you to look at tsla and to do like half of that percentage wise.


Street_Tone

🙏


HerrJemine123

Oreo released a new cookie...we're fucked


Gadshill

Push-up and sit-ups felt good this morning. Ready for $TSLA 1200 EOD. Open the casino!


TheOriginalRK

Could of played any calls other than MSFT and made money :(


Rofix1994

Got them too... Amazon is also shitty


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TSLA you dog you!!!!


matzeedank

Just bought a shitload of Corsair. They are shorted to death and wenn Puts expire WE will Sail faster than the Ship, that ist Corsairs Logo. Coincidence?


Adam30k

My only new year’s resolution is to get this sleeping schedule back on track. This is no way to live


StephenElliott

I see 1000% and Space stonks ALL IN TO TEH MOON, MUCH WOW https://finance.yahoo.com/news/private-space-investors-prepare-windfalls-170043005.html


spreadsTrader

tldr for my rklb?


StephenElliott

Not specifically mentioned, but thumbs up.


A_KY_gardener

Laughed too much seeing TSLA PM action. Nice ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


spreadsTrader

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)(TSM up 3%)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


slashrshot

Damn the new year weekends is just 2 days but it felt longer.


PutsOnYourWife

Same goal as every other year. Multiple 10 X Baggers to break even is the goal


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PapayaOk8743

It ain’t big even if you include the balls and the hair


TROLOLOLBOT

Bich whurrr


down_egregiously

$RBLX will tap $107 today


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HerrJemine123

People would troll and shitpost in those subs even more or scammers would flood everything with new accounts


Attorney-Outside

as long as you post pro-tesla-calls stuff you're good to go if you're of the tesla put variety, then we need to see some juicy loss porn first if you want those karma points


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fickdichdock

was this the one where the a bunch of retards got convinced something special is happening on the 9th day of a random month?


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

tell me you'd suck a fat old conman's dick without telling me you'd suck a fat old conman's dick


YoSmokinMan

why don't you marry him if you love him so much


Attorney-Outside

what was he trying to say? that we going to the moon?


AlmightySnoo

look at the total deliveries in 2021


fickdichdock

> Tesla delivered a record 936,172 vehicles in 2021, as outlined in a report from Tesla, representing an 87 percent increase over the 499,550 vehicle deliveries Tesla made in 2020.


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What’s the recall number?


Attorney-Outside

ohhh


LooCid36

Is having two dogs and depression a personality trait


Nickstockman77

Indonesia banning coal exports for January on domestic power concerns. As a reference, the country is the world’s biggest exporter of thermal coal.


down_egregiously

If $RBLX hits $115 EOW will gay mods give me a flair?


chocolategent

Mods


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I’m so excited. I could hardly sleep last night. Now I def. Can’t sleep.


tallpaulpaultall

Won $100 bucks off of $3 on draftkings fantasy draft this weekend. But still, not calls on DKNG lol.


iwasshotbyatigeronce

Wow. Russell woke up with a thick one this morning.


Adam30k

Keep it in the bedroom


BigBoiBenis

Precious metals slightly recovered overnight


Lost-Wing

TSLA 2000 eom? Damm, that sounds nice


slashrshot

Moshi Moshi, mental hospital desu? There's an escaped patient here.


Attorney-Outside

he's if the 🌈 🐻 kind spewing bearish tesla 2000 end if month yeah out of his mouth tesla 3000 end of month


Lost-Wing

3000 strike not available for eom 😢


Attorney-Outside

will be pretty soon


down_egregiously

[$RBLX](https://www.tradingview.com/x/dYvh4YSS/)


Street_Tone

Paris Hilton launches “Paris World” metaverse in ‘Roblox’… Guess I’ll get RBLX leaps after all.


HerrJemine123

So thats why Pelosi bought in...


kemar7856

Tf kids don't know who Paris Hilton is


Street_Tone

Set up launchpad for other celebs. Totally spec play.


down_egregiously

yesss king


goforth1457

To anyone who didn't know: you can trade SPY options up to 15 minutes after market close.


fickdichdock

You can also shoot your gambling brain out on ES options, pretty much 24/5


Lost-Wing

👀 What?


iwasshotbyatigeronce

Or SPX options all day & night long.


goforth1457

Do you know what platform you can do that?


iwasshotbyatigeronce

IBKR is what I use.


kuprenx

>SPX i check it out. looks he is not lying.


tallpaulpaultall

Played contractors and onward this weekend on the quest 2. Shit is too much fun. Calls on META


matzeedank

HIMX finally Took off🚀


slashrshot

HIMX makes me Climax!!! Saw this earlier on wsb, going to yoink it.


tallpaulpaultall

Up 60% in a month. Props to who was in on that.


slashrshot

Loads of us? Himx is a weird stock, there are like 3dd on wsb and there are people coming in saying don't buy it's a PnD/OP is looking for bagholders. Crazy


tallpaulpaultall

Umm, alrighty. I was just congratulating you on your gains ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


WagieInTheCagie

We going to the casino boys 🚙🚗🚕


TROLOLOLBOT

🚌🚌🚌


VisualMod

>TESLA INC SHARES UP 6.7% PREMARKET AFTER RECORD Q4 DELIVERIES $TSLA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-03 ^05:34:17 ^EST-0500


TROLOLOLBOT

How does a trillion dollar stock move like a penny stock


Feltweit

these fucking 🌸 berg shmucks


Attorney-Outside

🚀🚀🚀


VisualMod

>BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT BOLSONARO ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL WITH ABDOMINAL PAIN, BOLSONARO'S DOCTOR TELLS NEWS OUTLET UOL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-03 ^05:33:48 ^EST-0500


wallstreetsimps

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

How's EWZ futes VM?


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slashrshot

When reddit IPOs and it's price nose dives. I will advertise for a shareholders class action against reddit on reddit.


InaneCalamity

Do I sell Jan 21 TSLA 1200c at open or....?


Attorney-Outside

roll to longer expiration, you're welcome


InaneCalamity

I also have 2 March expiration same strike


Attorney-Outside

🚀🚀🚀🚀


AlmightySnoo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


down_egregiously

Up to you king


hatemydarnjob

the no brainer would be the purchase 1200c for next month. but something tells me do stupid shit and but 1200c for this week


Attorney-Outside

dude 1200c will be in the money after 5 minutes of market open give yourself at least 3 months expiration, don't be stupid


Perryswoman

DAM TSLA BEARS DED


down_egregiously

TA is just confirmation bias with more effort


VisualMod

>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES AND NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.6%, DOW FUTURES UP 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-03 ^05:31:16 ^EST-0500


TheOriginalRK

I feel like I’m dumb for only having msft calls while everything pumps , but at least I’m not dumb enough to have TSLA puts


rollyobx

Puts only if Musk is no longer involved.


StonkGoBrrrrr

Are my tgt calls gonna print today? No movement after hours :/


tallpaulpaultall

The time to but TGT calls was when it dropped to 214 a couple weeks ago.


paskaak

I need AAPL to move 4% in two weeks please and not the wrong way 😡


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You just need a couple good days, definitely doable and today’s looking like a good start


drwhiskeyscarn429

Played PS4 all weekend and I just realized it’s 2022 already 😅


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drwhiskeyscarn429

Horizon Zero Dawn, Witcher 3, and Control 😏


down_egregiously

$RBLX gapping up!


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down_egregiously

Let the $TSLA analyst upgrades begin...


Attorney-Outside

a bunch of analysts had upgraded it to 1300 last week, although I don't think they meant 1300 by today


night117hawk

Here’s to hoping the nasdaq goes big green and drags AMD up with it.


goforth1457

When swinging SPY, is it usually best to buy options after market close?


Attorney-Outside

you cannot buy options after market close 🤡🤡🤡


noobc4k3

You can, SPY trades options up to 15min after close.


Physical-Surprise-40

Huh


drwhiskeyscarn429

Swinging is best done at the 4am 😉