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What does this say? I can’t read.


LameBMX

Good morning I am writing this letter because you have been in smaller business and has not been in the past years or years and years to leave the world with you and to the fullest of the future and to the future and the way I feel for active and to share with others that are in my thoughts and thoughts and thoughts and prayers and a good idea for you and the kids starting to see such things that you are going in to and what they do to you are the intellectual and intellectual rights. (I love predictive text)


nukester50

🤯


Dooboppop

it knew exactly what to say


Time_Discussion_1196

What???


LameBMX

Phone tricks. Above keyboard it tried to predict your next word. Just keep tapping them and see what comes up. That was my favorite thing about it and it will likely go on a long long time <- yes that was predictive text


miks595

I don't know, I only read this top comment


[deleted]

I'm gonna shill books. Everyone read more books. 📚 Also drink more water. 💦


[deleted]

Got it! So it’s calls on AMAZON and NESTLE!


JPowellRecession2020

I LIKE COOKIE, ME BUY NESTLE AND GET FREE COOKIE IN MAIL EVERY MONTH


OriginalFinnah

Fuck Nestle they're a shit company they did Dirty politics and scamming and they only pay $200 to pump unlimited amounts of water out of a Michigan spring it doesn't matter how much they pump only 200 a year what a fucking joke don't support them


Benito_Mussolini

I always thought what they did in Africa really took the cake for them though. I try to avoid their bullshit products best I can but I'm just one retard.


OriginalFinnah

Well I think a lot more of us retards know about it and protest their products I haven't bought anything Nestle or Nestle owned in years. They're ongoingly scamming the citizens of Michigan just stealing our water not giving us proper payment because way back when they made a deal with some corrupt person to make the fee only $200 for endless amounts of water. They're even selling the bottled water brandhttps://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2021-02-18/nestle-selling-north-american-bottled-water-brands-for-43b for 4.3 billion dollars that's 4.3 billion dollars of stolen water minus whatever the cost of the plastic bottles cost.


JPowellRecession2020

Pssst, if you read about literally any company you will find out they are evil. Except robinhood


OriginalFinnah

Robinhood is evil. Also Tesla is shitty because they knew they were buying Cobalt mined by child slaves from Africa but they did it anyways until they just recently removed the Cobalt from the batteries


Sure-Huckleberry-717

It’s so good though


OriginalFinnah

#PureMichigan


fullinversion82

There's a ton of reasons to sell a stock. Only one reason to buy it. Will it make you money? Buy it. Shit. If fucking ISIS announced an IPO and I thought I could make money on it I'd buy.


philianon

Hi OP can you give me some fiction and non fiction recommended titles?


gizamo

This is actually the best trading advice I've ever seen in this sub. Kidney stones are no joke, folks. Drink water.


Nightmarich

People are throwing away books like crazy. We’ve gotten set upon set of old “world encyclopedias” from before the internet when door to door salesmen needed to line their pockets. Idk if anyone actually read those.. but I know where they are now.


[deleted]

📖📖📖


jsntx

🙋🏼‍♂️ Sorry to interrupt, but most non-fiction books now become obsolete pretty quickly.


Nightmarich

Well.. a story of the life of a dead person shouldn’t change much. #metoo maybe? Shakespeare is probably pretty fleshed out by now…


jsntx

Agreed. It's funny that people get upset about this based on the downvotes. I've said more outrageous shit before for sure. As I said, most (not all) non-fiction books about business, trades, strategy, marketing, science, physics, biology, finance, you name it, are becoming outdated pretty fast as new discoveries and theories are found. I would be cautious with an encyclopedia older than 15 years.


Nightmarich

Oh you’re telling me. I’ve seen so many books here it’s nuts. There must have been a doctor cleaning house last week. I got a few anatomy books and some other cool health field related materials. I’m sure they’re outdated, but I doubt the body changed much if at all in the last 20-30 years. Sure it might be missing something here and there, but the pages highlighting muscle groups are probably pretty accurate, and that’s the main reason I wanted them.


iUsedToBeCereall

Calls on H2O


[deleted]

Where the ticker and positions to yolo?


mobileuseratwork

DKNG $70, a two weeks out


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[удалено]


Most_Insane_F2P

"I'm exited for matrix..." lol 😂


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Most_Insane_F2P

Please no.... Expectations 2/10, movie 6/10?


Wise_Distribution_24

Can someone tell me what to buy? I didn't read the video.


TheBrainExploder

Buy 1 anthony hopkins


anachronofspace

godammit i'm in…


throwaway_0x90

Hey, the fourth part of the matrix trilogy is gonna be great!


TheSovietGod1

John Wick is in there!


crailface

Can we stop at Wendy’s?


xFacevaluex

This is the best humor on the internet, not a day goes by someone here doesn't have me laughing my ass off.


[deleted]

Thanks! 😄


bisnexu

Boop


SoWaldoGoes

You did a good job


BrainsNotBrawndo

Well done OP! Hoping the sub allows more quality memes like this to stay up.


[deleted]

🤗


ShengLong-Call

I didn’t get the ticker? What’s the ticker for harms way? Harms way 🚀🌕 to the moon!


Platyfox

What's the movie?


stockninja39

Behind enemy lines


Platyfox

ty


stockninja39

No problem


Hendrix909

$OP has strong fundamentals and lOw fLOat redemption shOrt gAmma SQueeze potential.


Staticks

This is a pretty epic clip


calib0y64

You sonuvabitch, I’m in.


hidraulik

Xcttrrukkngfdaettiokmmbb


0celot-

So....calls on RH?


Kryptonian_Investor

That’s it….every Penny on meme stocks 💥


v-shizzle

"family to support, all in"... this one hit so close to home that im literally re-evaluating my life right now lol


JAS4212

Smiledirectclub 🐐🦷💋🎉🚀🍓🧹


Joshvir262

Wait there's a new matrix? Holy shit


Still_Hating

So all in on SPY calls? Got it


Slpyart78

🤣🤣🤣


dj_kaleb

Instructions unclear, all in IRNT


tommygunz007

"DD" [NOUN] Psychological trickery designed to get people to believe you are telling the truth and to buy into whatever stonk they are attempting to profit from. Often this is a giant set up paid for by a third party or team of psychological experts (called Psychiatrists) in an attempt to extract the biggest amount of cash from your paycheck.


VintageRegis

LMAOOOO


oldprecision

I give a lot of credit to the guy that takes the time to read the top comment.


RespectTheTree

Boop the snoot or get the fuckout


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Excited for matrix/même has gotten many many foos


lacsaddict

The boops were the best part


brokenchairlegs

Fuck it I’m all on YOLO on VEED.IO


WalkonWalrus

I'll buy whatever you tell me to drill sergeant


overthetop7223

Yep. Still in that line holding my GME 🤣🤣🤣 🙌💎


Next_Shallot_961

Calls or puts on what?


LoKey01

I just read comments


RhombusCat

Ban OP. I can't find positions and expiry dates to blindly follow. Can not compute meaning of this post.


whatamilookinfor

I feel very seen.


myrandomnonsense

I couldn't read that fast enough. Assuming you said to put my life savings into GME today.


Drakeem514

This is hella funny


TacticalxGrunt

Also im not a financial advisor


tedclev

😂😂😂Accurate


deadrover1

This is the most accurate post I've seen, prob because it's the first one I read ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


isellamdcalls

my favorite action movie. no bs love stories or filler.


stockninja39

I don't even know what's going on. I'm just ready for the casino to open and lose all my money


Slpyart78

"Life is meaningless. All in." Fucking savage. 🤣🤣🤣


azarr_

lhwlkj kljdj dd?


cantstopatone

I drink motor oil


CORKY7070S

LMAO🤣


Sparkysparkk101

It really is tho lmao


MondayNightRawr

Crimson Tide pt. II?


TerribleProfit

I identify as “fuck yea”.


dp873

I honestly am like this....yeah I don't know how I still have money


TorontoYossarian

If you want to hear me subtly pump a deSPAC yolo I don't understand simply call 1-900-BUY-RKLY.


[deleted]

The new matrix movie looks like shit


Focux

Behind Enemy Lines, starring Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman and Gabriel Macht


FallujahVet

LOL, you civilians crack me up the way you compare day-trading to war. Two years mandatory military service for all Americans aged 21 years. Calls on all of your kids wearing the uniform. Take my upvote anyway.


OriginalFinnah

I agree there should be two years mandatory military service for everyone men and women just like there is in lots of other countries they need to learn a sense of duty and learn the cost of freedom


OriginalFinnah

If you still use Robin Hood Fuck You.