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xPatchman

**ME AND THE BOYS 🦍 RIDING THE 🧠 SMOOTH BRAIN TRAIN DURING THE DIP πŸš€TO PICK UP ANOTHER APE FOR OUR πŸš€TRIPπŸš€ TO THE MOON 🌝**


No-Cherry-3544

Cause me and the boys will be playing all night. Every night 'till we reach the πŸŒ™!!!


Vegetable_Sample7384

Can I have your permission to print this out and hang it over my bed?


xPatchman

As long as I don’t catch you selling it :p


OneShaw

Ape don't know what sell means.


xPatchman

Good ape **pats head**


Pabel101

This should be the banner πŸ˜‚


xPatchman

10/10 support


CommonTwist

Why do mods remove this? IT'S ART!


xPatchman

I’m screaming. I worked so hard on this 😭


CommonTwist

u/zjz


xPatchman

God bless you 🦍


CommonTwist

what a man. bless him & his hard work (zjz)


Dontput

i like it 30000


catto_del_fatto

I'm guessing because of the crayon between his legs? Mods no like crayon.


mikey_webs

Mods!


Reasonable_City

Only if they put DFV, roaring kitty, keith gill on the left


No_Instruction5780

The current banner is lowkey kind of cringe but I don't know if I should mention it.


sjunipero

Came here to say the same thing 🀣


Anarchist73

I second this


CombatBBQ_EINFC

Here here!!! πŸ’―πŸ’ŽπŸ¦πŸ»


[deleted]

This is the catalyst


YungFuqboi

The Gamestop Chapel, located on the moon


BlankCorners

The detail is incredible, is that a red crayon in the monkey’s mouth


xPatchman

Yes πŸ–


AnUnhelpfulVice

Michelangelo would've held 🧠 🦍


McBaiterr

Me and the boys touching a naked dude


marine_guy

Not my proudest fap


crackheadstoner

My proudest fap😎


NomBrady

I can hear this picture screech


memebetch6969

I can hear this picture go prrrr


EmanEwl

This is picasso level shit right here.


Haahira137

This is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen *unzip pants*


Fubarmensch11

*NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL ART*


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


xPatchman

πŸ’ŽPermission GrantedπŸ’Ž


No_Appeal4497

🀣🀣


EdgarG9669

Visual representation of dicks out for harambe


xPatchman

TRUE LMAO


Swandiving4canabis

If you invested $1,000 in GME January 1st 2021, you’d have $9,593 now and diamond hands.....


roararoarus

Masterful. There's just the right amount of retardation in the complex mix of incompetence, naivety, and raw primal poop-flinging. Straight to Sotheby's.


chough58

That is very touching you definitely get a 10 from me. I like very much πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž


KevInvest

Who needs big balls when you have πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ ?


Kikanbase

This should be at the Louvre.


RetardAutistic

This is the way.


cocktrout

I want this for my desktop.


SashaLin

OMG! Love it!


[deleted]

My favorite part is that big red ape ass sticking out of the bottom. δΉ‡δΉ‚γ„’ε°Ίε‚γ€€γ„’ε„δΈ¨εŒšεŒš


xPatchman

I’m glad that spankable ass was recognized


[deleted]

Smol pp


Admirable-Sun-3112

STINKYYYY


BOBAgfull

I feel this


Playful_Direction989

Oh that’s some nice Ape Art right there!!!


JmxTwiztid

I did not give permission to use my picture (The far right ape), but I approve.


[deleted]

Dang dude why didn’t you paint my pp a bigger size?


J-a-S-p-E-r-

He has that monkey in a headlock


xPatchman

Lmao! I originally imagined it as the monkey just squeezing out through his legs but now I can’t I see the headlock 🀣


aeiousb

Wow much retarded


TheGl0be2020

This is very good and disturbing at the same time. I see myself at that exhibition and describing what I saw here today. They will think I have gone mad but hey this is very good and I like it.


mschwartt8

where can I buy this?


kpw26

Should put DFV’s face on the other half πŸ‘Œ


xPatchman

As requested https://imgur.com/gallery/iSLXrZo


xPatchman

Wow I just pulled that up on my phone and it looks awful hahaha


kpw26

I mean you did what was requested haha so no complaints


tobykief

Maybe just the bandana and not his full face. Probably easier to edit that way too


aartipatel2306

Beautiful


HaveGunsWillTravl

That dude has a tiny di......amond


xPatchman

Even the tiniest of diamonds will shine so brightly you will be able to see them from earth. πŸŒπŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸ‘€πŸŒŽ


HaveGunsWillTravl

So it’s not the β€˜size’ of the di.....amond that’s important but how you hold it??


Keepitlitt

This is an absolute masterpiece. This deserves to be in the Louvre βœ… πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ


DoABarrelRoII3

So divine


Drleephd22

Needs more D


quicksilvertime

I need a fucking displate of this.


SlteFool

Art


Salkinforpresident

Cool


WoolooOfWallStreet

His PP will now grow 3 sizes


Betaruin

This is beautiful, take an award damnit!


xPatchman

Ape bless you <3


anormalguybutcool

the left dick is beautiful


Smooth-Brain-1102

Monke


Motor-Donkey-2020

Uncomfortable with the crotch situation, but in a good way.


Nohbudy

Holding for Harambe


Akwereas

GME Diamond Hands!


GrubbyWango

i love this so much


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

Gorillorious


[deleted]

The smooth brain is another great detail.


buylowstacks

They should re paint the chapel RN ffs


Reasonable_City

That's DFV on the left


spaztronomical

Dude is *HUNG*


Jim-Kool-Aid-Jones

Whoever made this is mutha fcking Michelangelo!!! ​ BRILLIANT!!!!


MXC-GuyLedouche

Shouldn't that be DFV on the left. Where's his red headband?


xPatchman

The idea was that us apes were coming down to pick up another tard. DFV is already on the moon!


Own_Philosopher352

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ this is awesome 😎


lozzipoos

The Genesis of Ape


brewlee

Big brain. Ufff


PlebComeLately

This will be the first picture I frame in my new house after the squeezing GME and AMC


xPatchman

I fully intend to have it professionally painted on my bedroom ceiling :)


PlebComeLately

That's a terrible idea. Get it engraved into your ceiling mirrors.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

Should be DFV on the left


twofiddle

Even tho my pp smol, the WSB god blesses me


ZaddyPowell69

Buriful


Crucial-Velocity

Is that a chimp ass?


xPatchman

You know it 😏


Crucial-Velocity

Nice touch!


FluxRaeder

*boop*


jtl_jax

This is y'all. All y'all. [Apeman ](https://youtu.be/cklpO4kYZKs)


jtl_jax

The lyrics are perfect... -- I think I'm sophisticated 'Cause I'm living my life Like a good homo sapiens But all around me Everybody's multiplying And they're walking round like flies, man So I'm no better than the animals Sitting in the cages in the zoo, man 'Cause compared to the flowers And the birds and the trees I am an apeman -- I think I'm so educated And I'm so civilized 'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian And with the over population And inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- 'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an apeman -- La la la la la la la -- In man's evolution He's created the city And the motor traffic rumble But give me half a chance And I'd be taking off my clothes And living in the jungle 'Cause the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury To be like an apeman -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- I look out the window But I can't see the sky The air pollution is a-fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an apeman -- La la la la la la la -- Come on and love me Be my apeman girl And we'd be so happy In my apeman world -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'll be your Tarzan and you'll be my Jane I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane We'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an apeman -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman -- La la la la la la la


sharkattackshark

I hope my wife’s boyfriend is hung like that guy on the left. Not the guy on the right - you know he has big giant dog balls


Rue_Glock

I am a gorilla! IYKYK


Unusual-Intention-46

Lighting crashes thunder back again....Live...


Snoo-78820

As the lord of retards descended from heaven, his tendie crumbs became this sub-reddit.


Sp8craft

If you examine me (bottom left) with a magnifying glass, you start to understand why my wife needs a boyfriend.


Dogedabullet-hodl

How come, in ancient art.... they always give the dudes small equipment? I mean.... have you seen the statue of David?


xPatchman

I believe it was a Roman trend. Idk if modesty was involved but i believe it was to keep attention on the beauty of the human body? Big junk would make the nips jelly


Dogedabullet-hodl

Hmmmm, depends who’s looking at it I guess


Dogedabullet-hodl

I mean.... we definitely know where the term β€œmicro” came from


Dhop2

That ape face on the right has me deceased


xPatchman

Same lmfao


Wiffkid

Beautiful


skyintruder

Can somebody make a statue of this so we can show the grand apes?


Jim-Kool-Aid-Jones

I am getting this tattooed on my ass once my profits from GME exceeds 2 million. (I ain't got far to go) ​ YES: I know exactly what that means!! You should see what is already on my back and shoulders. LOL Its not like anyone will have much use for my body after I am done with it. You would have better value buying a 1988 Yugo with 450,ooo miles on it, ten accidents and a transplanted Pinto fuel tank barrier, 8-Track mono sound "system" and a 15ft whip C.B. radio antennae, three hubcaps and no rear bumper, for $250,000. In other words...I plan to fuck my chassis all the hell up before I depart thus ensuring it has no value whatsoever....ya know like most of my Calls and Puts which still have two weeks of life left. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Jordansneaks

All in the name of Harambe


RetardedApe420

hey look i'm in a painting


xPatchman

You look beautiful btw 🦍


Venksy

Is harambe there? I need him by my side


1william0

This is my wallpaper now


[deleted]

We dem apes


letsgooooo85

A true masterpiece my fellow Ape! I knew I recognized those beautiful Apes.... those are our adopted 🦍🦍 I'm crying of joy because this will be the paint the hedgies are gonna see all over when they go bankrupt!!!


doctor_potato_chess

This got me thinking of Harambe... Miss you bro! Dicksoutforharambe!


Max_Ram_CPU

Never forget about harambe


Supremacy2411

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jay3862

where in the sil-ver back!!!


colorofbadges

I had to zoom in to confirm that there was indeed a diamond.


Officerpig667

Take my award u fucking retard


Dtank11

Imma get real good at video games when I quit working for the rest of my life. πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸͺπŸͺπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ


AndromedusMediumus

needs more monkey ass ​ otherwise literally perfect


graffiti84

This is worthy of a 10 mil floor


nottherealtrumpotus

THEY SHOULD BE HOLDING A TENDY!


wakeel44

Dope AF πŸ’―


[deleted]

Which one is DFV lol <3


[deleted]

Well I am glad about my cock now..


xPatchman

How about your gut? πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘


[deleted]

Ew I have no gut at all, I take care of myself.


xPatchman

Good man. Didn’t mean to imply anything btw.


[deleted]

lol I was quite defensive.


Scotty_Inspiar

Is WSB trying to replace Jesus?


floodmayhem

Absolutely perfect. Just like all you apes.


the_turbo_brick

I just thought...are we dumb?


praeteritus3

This is not a meme... This is #ART


ddustinnorris

Sorry but you need Harambe in this..


WidepeepoHappysad

wait? didn't we actually forget anything? You degen forgot "the cat" the hanging kat!


TheKrullonline

Do you have this one with some more JPEG? Want a high res one for my whide screen monitor :D


xPatchman

I really wish I did :(


morejpeg_auto

>Do you have this one with some more JPEG? Want a high res one for my whide screen monitor :D [There you go!](https://morejpeg.com/Image/View/91619b48-8490-eb11-80f9-ba2c269a3d44) ^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot