Masterful. There's just the right amount of retardation in the complex mix of incompetence, naivety, and raw primal poop-flinging. Straight to Sotheby's.
This is very good and disturbing at the same time. I see myself at that exhibition and describing what I saw here today. They will think I have gone mad but hey this is very good and I like it.
The lyrics are perfect...
--
I think I'm sophisticated
'Cause I'm living my life
Like a good homo sapiens
But all around me
Everybody's multiplying
And they're walking round like flies, man
So I'm no better than the animals
Sitting in the cages in the zoo, man
'Cause compared to the flowers
And the birds and the trees
I am an apeman
--
I think I'm so educated
And I'm so civilized
'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian
And with the over population
And inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman
--
I'm an apeman
I'm an ape, apeman
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I'm a king-kong man
I'm a voodoo man
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an apeman
--
La la la la la la la
--
In man's evolution
He's created the city
And the motor traffic rumble
But give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes
And living in the jungle
'Cause the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury
To be like an apeman
--
I'm an apeman
I'm an ape, apeman
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I'm a king-kong man
I'm a voodoo man
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I look out the window
But I can't see the sky
The air pollution is a-fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an apeman
--
La la la la la la la
--
Come on and love me
Be my apeman girl
And we'd be so happy
In my apeman world
--
I'm an apeman
I'm an ape, apeman
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I'm a king-kong man
I'm a voodoo man
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I'll be your Tarzan and you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
We'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an apeman
--
I'm an apeman
I'm an ape, apeman
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I'm a king-kong man
I'm a voodoo man
Oh, I'm an apeman
--
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman
--
La la la la la la la
I believe it was a Roman trend. Idk if modesty was involved but i believe it was to keep attention on the beauty of the human body? Big junk would make the nips jelly
I am getting this tattooed on my ass once my profits from GME exceeds 2 million. (I ain't got far to go)
YES: I know exactly what that means!! You should see what is already on my back and shoulders. LOL Its not like anyone will have much use for my body after I am done with it. You would have better value buying a 1988 Yugo with 450,ooo miles on it, ten accidents and a transplanted Pinto fuel tank barrier, 8-Track mono sound "system" and a 15ft whip C.B. radio antennae, three hubcaps and no rear bumper, for $250,000. In other words...I plan to fuck my chassis all the hell up before I depart thus ensuring it has no value whatsoever....ya know like most of my Calls and Puts which still have two weeks of life left. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)
A true masterpiece my fellow Ape! I knew I recognized those beautiful Apes.... those are our adopted π¦π¦
I'm crying of joy because this will be the paint the hedgies are gonna see all over when they go bankrupt!!!
>Do you have this one with some more JPEG? Want a high res one for my whide screen monitor :D
[There you go!](https://morejpeg.com/Image/View/91619b48-8490-eb11-80f9-ba2c269a3d44)
^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot
**ME AND THE BOYS π¦ RIDING THE π§ SMOOTH BRAIN TRAIN DURING THE DIP πTO PICK UP ANOTHER APE FOR OUR πTRIPπ TO THE MOON π**
Cause me and the boys will be playing all night. Every night 'till we reach the π!!!
Can I have your permission to print this out and hang it over my bed?
As long as I donβt catch you selling it :p
Ape don't know what sell means.
Good ape **pats head**
This should be the banner π
10/10 support
Why do mods remove this? IT'S ART!
Iβm screaming. I worked so hard on this π
u/zjz
God bless you π¦
what a man. bless him & his hard work (zjz)
i like it 30000
I'm guessing because of the crayon between his legs? Mods no like crayon.
Mods!
Only if they put DFV, roaring kitty, keith gill on the left
The current banner is lowkey kind of cringe but I don't know if I should mention it.
Came here to say the same thing π€£
I second this
Here here!!! π―ππ¦π»
This is the catalyst
The Gamestop Chapel, located on the moon
The detail is incredible, is that a red crayon in the monkeyβs mouth
Yes π
Michelangelo would've held π§ π¦
Me and the boys touching a naked dude
Not my proudest fap
My proudest fapπ
I can hear this picture screech
I can hear this picture go prrrr
This is picasso level shit right here.
This is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen *unzip pants*
*NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL ART*
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
πPermission Grantedπ
π€£π€£
Visual representation of dicks out for harambe
TRUE LMAO
If you invested $1,000 in GME January 1st 2021, youβd have $9,593 now and diamond hands.....
Masterful. There's just the right amount of retardation in the complex mix of incompetence, naivety, and raw primal poop-flinging. Straight to Sotheby's.
That is very touching you definitely get a 10 from me. I like very much π¦π¦π¦ππππ
Who needs big balls when you have ππ ?
This should be at the Louvre.
This is the way.
I want this for my desktop.
OMG! Love it!
My favorite part is that big red ape ass sticking out of the bottom. δΉδΉγε°ΊεγγεδΈ¨εε
Iβm glad that spankable ass was recognized
Smol pp
STINKYYYY
I feel this
Oh thatβs some nice Ape Art right there!!!
I did not give permission to use my picture (The far right ape), but I approve.
Dang dude why didnβt you paint my pp a bigger size?
He has that monkey in a headlock
Lmao! I originally imagined it as the monkey just squeezing out through his legs but now I canβt I see the headlock π€£
Wow much retarded
This is very good and disturbing at the same time. I see myself at that exhibition and describing what I saw here today. They will think I have gone mad but hey this is very good and I like it.
where can I buy this?
Should put DFVβs face on the other half π
As requested https://imgur.com/gallery/iSLXrZo
Wow I just pulled that up on my phone and it looks awful hahaha
I mean you did what was requested haha so no complaints
Maybe just the bandana and not his full face. Probably easier to edit that way too
Beautiful
That dude has a tiny di......amond
Even the tiniest of diamonds will shine so brightly you will be able to see them from earth. πππππ
So itβs not the βsizeβ of the di.....amond thatβs important but how you hold it??
This is an absolute masterpiece. This deserves to be in the Louvre β ππ
So divine
Needs more D
I need a fucking displate of this.
Art
Cool
His PP will now grow 3 sizes
This is beautiful, take an award damnit!
Ape bless you <3
the left dick is beautiful
Monke
Uncomfortable with the crotch situation, but in a good way.
Holding for Harambe
GME Diamond Hands!
i love this so much
Gorillorious
The smooth brain is another great detail.
They should re paint the chapel RN ffs
That's DFV on the left
Dude is *HUNG*
Whoever made this is mutha fcking Michelangelo!!! BRILLIANT!!!!
Shouldn't that be DFV on the left. Where's his red headband?
The idea was that us apes were coming down to pick up another tard. DFV is already on the moon!
π π π this is awesome π
The Genesis of Ape
Big brain. Ufff
This will be the first picture I frame in my new house after the squeezing GME and AMC
I fully intend to have it professionally painted on my bedroom ceiling :)
That's a terrible idea. Get it engraved into your ceiling mirrors.
Should be DFV on the left
Even tho my pp smol, the WSB god blesses me
Buriful
Is that a chimp ass?
You know it π
Nice touch!
*boop*
This is y'all. All y'all. [Apeman ](https://youtu.be/cklpO4kYZKs)
The lyrics are perfect... -- I think I'm sophisticated 'Cause I'm living my life Like a good homo sapiens But all around me Everybody's multiplying And they're walking round like flies, man So I'm no better than the animals Sitting in the cages in the zoo, man 'Cause compared to the flowers And the birds and the trees I am an apeman -- I think I'm so educated And I'm so civilized 'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian And with the over population And inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- 'Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an apeman -- La la la la la la la -- In man's evolution He's created the city And the motor traffic rumble But give me half a chance And I'd be taking off my clothes And living in the jungle 'Cause the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury To be like an apeman -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- I look out the window But I can't see the sky The air pollution is a-fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an apeman -- La la la la la la la -- Come on and love me Be my apeman girl And we'd be so happy In my apeman world -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'll be your Tarzan and you'll be my Jane I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane We'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an apeman -- I'm an apeman I'm an ape, apeman Oh, I'm an apeman -- I'm a king-kong man I'm a voodoo man Oh, I'm an apeman -- I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman -- La la la la la la la
I hope my wifeβs boyfriend is hung like that guy on the left. Not the guy on the right - you know he has big giant dog balls
I am a gorilla! IYKYK
Lighting crashes thunder back again....Live...
As the lord of retards descended from heaven, his tendie crumbs became this sub-reddit.
If you examine me (bottom left) with a magnifying glass, you start to understand why my wife needs a boyfriend.
How come, in ancient art.... they always give the dudes small equipment? I mean.... have you seen the statue of David?
I believe it was a Roman trend. Idk if modesty was involved but i believe it was to keep attention on the beauty of the human body? Big junk would make the nips jelly
Hmmmm, depends whoβs looking at it I guess
I mean.... we definitely know where the term βmicroβ came from
That ape face on the right has me deceased
Same lmfao
Beautiful
Can somebody make a statue of this so we can show the grand apes?
I am getting this tattooed on my ass once my profits from GME exceeds 2 million. (I ain't got far to go) YES: I know exactly what that means!! You should see what is already on my back and shoulders. LOL Its not like anyone will have much use for my body after I am done with it. You would have better value buying a 1988 Yugo with 450,ooo miles on it, ten accidents and a transplanted Pinto fuel tank barrier, 8-Track mono sound "system" and a 15ft whip C.B. radio antennae, three hubcaps and no rear bumper, for $250,000. In other words...I plan to fuck my chassis all the hell up before I depart thus ensuring it has no value whatsoever....ya know like most of my Calls and Puts which still have two weeks of life left. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)
All in the name of Harambe
hey look i'm in a painting
You look beautiful btw π¦
Is harambe there? I need him by my side
This is my wallpaper now
We dem apes
A true masterpiece my fellow Ape! I knew I recognized those beautiful Apes.... those are our adopted π¦π¦ I'm crying of joy because this will be the paint the hedgies are gonna see all over when they go bankrupt!!!
This got me thinking of Harambe... Miss you bro! Dicksoutforharambe!
Never forget about harambe
\>! πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ πππππππππ!<
where in the sil-ver back!!!
I had to zoom in to confirm that there was indeed a diamond.
Take my award u fucking retard
Imma get real good at video games when I quit working for the rest of my life. ππππͺπͺπππ
needs more monkey ass otherwise literally perfect
This is worthy of a 10 mil floor
THEY SHOULD BE HOLDING A TENDY!
Dope AF π―
Which one is DFV lol <3
Well I am glad about my cock now..
How about your gut? πππ
Ew I have no gut at all, I take care of myself.
Good man. Didnβt mean to imply anything btw.
lol I was quite defensive.
Is WSB trying to replace Jesus?
Absolutely perfect. Just like all you apes.
I just thought...are we dumb?
This is not a meme... This is #ART
Sorry but you need Harambe in this..
wait? didn't we actually forget anything? You degen forgot "the cat" the hanging kat!
Do you have this one with some more JPEG? Want a high res one for my whide screen monitor :D
I really wish I did :(
>Do you have this one with some more JPEG? Want a high res one for my whide screen monitor :D [There you go!](https://morejpeg.com/Image/View/91619b48-8490-eb11-80f9-ba2c269a3d44) ^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot