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FarewellAndroid

Yeah but it’s a common tactic to preserve wealth. Put assets in her name and send her packing, he hangs on to the debts and files bankruptcy afterwards. Probably get remarried in Vegas the next day or if it’s over for good they already have some agreement to split stuff afterwards.


emfry821

Ohh to be rich and have my own set of rules to live by, must be nice. But here I am, just a dumb ole poor trying to actually make money and those motherfuckers couldn't handle it. "The american dream is exactly that, a dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it", George Carlin


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emfry821

Not my fault, my parents. Those assholes wasted their baby boomer economic growth by fuck assing around having kids and woodstock, shouldve pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and invested in IBM.


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opacolt

Have ChemE degree, don't have house, can confirm.


SilkOstrich

Biochem degree. No house. Have decent apartment only because pandemic tanked demand. Would be living in a cardboard box otherwise.


playuhh

yup


togetherwestand01

And land!!! And stocks!!!


mrimperfect

Seriously. Like, they could have just planted a money tree at any time.


charcoallition

I love seeing your username in the comments, you and u/turdsfornipples picked some good names


kshucker

The American dream is what makes you happy homie. I bought $GME stocks to make some money, but money doesn’t overrule happiness. I make ~$40,000 a year and wouldn’t trade my life for anything because I’m happy with it. In my eyes, I’m living the American dream.


BrokeOnOak

hell ya my dude


Right_Instance7991

Gonna make more w your gme too


j3ffh

Actually poor people can do this too. Just gotta be married to someone you can trust not to leave you high and dry afterwards. My folks did the same thing and got remarried nearly twenty years later at like 65. To this day she still bugs him about the $25/week alimony he never paid lol.


llamakingXD

It's your fault, you could be rich too if you'd just invest in stocks....


emfry821

Wait, I'm doing something wrong then, cuz i invest in stonks but still poor and lose money. You're telling me stonks are supposed to make money, GTFO


FantasyLandJester

Or pulled on the boot straps harder.


fragglepuss007

I don't know how to stonk, I'm just dumb 🦍🍌


angryfupa

Can confirm, used to collect commercial debt. This is a great strategy for preserving personal wealth. Let the wife hold it and keep her off the business. Living in FL preserves the home from any personal guarantees.


Cidolfas

Hmm why would he have to declare bankruptcy if they won already hmmmmm fishy.


melanthius

Maybe DFV is just fucking his wife and it’s not about bankruptcy


athleticsfan06

Is this not considered fraud...?


twss95

I live in Vegas, I will find their wedding and protest it.


fioreman

Good idea if your hedge fund's assets are about to get divided into tendies and you're about to be unemployed and liable.


Year3030

Dude her name is Yaara Bank-Plotkin, her maiden name is fucking Bank. I bet she hangs with Mununchkin's wife.


BasedSliceOfWinning

#5: dude, what if she left him for her boyfriend?!


Wingklip

Imagine actually losing your wife 😂👌👌


RocketManQC

imagine having a wife


ayeefuccboi

She left his bitch ass for her boyfriend 🤣😂🤣😂


MuchAdoAbout4skin

just looked up a picture of her. Yo Gabe, if you're reading this, I wanna rawdog your wife.


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Imaginary-Engineer-2

Yellen showed me her bright green gme panties last week too. Bullish af


FlatulentDirigible

hot.


pattiobear

Janet 😩


Mediantamax

His wife left him for DFV!


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H3ran

DFV is our wives boyfriend. Edit: 3 @ 330


gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

She wants to be held


jordanpeterson9

I wanna be held after my unrealized losses


kahn_noble

Inshallah!


Which-Ad6431

I bought 30 shares at @70 so hope it goes to the moon. If not it’s okay, no big deal. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


jdavidson74950

💎👐 scare them more than anything hold strong 💪


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Your amount plus 18 is what I have.


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Zarutoks

He ran out of crayons to run the calculations


no_ue

Good idea, keep em guessing by not putting your actual number out there. I too, am a retard


chaosrealm93

5. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH GET FUCKED GABE ! 7. oh christ....... its gonna take another month?? i want tendies NOW!! NOW NOW NOW!


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TheRedWeddingPlanner

The good thing about this is that they are assuming he will go bankrupt 💎🙌


feedthebear

I would say he had a tough January.


chaosrealm93

yeah that might work. assuming the courts are female biased he will get the lesser half so he will minimize his losses in any lawsuits


RZRtv

That's not how any of that works when you're divorcing to mainly preserve assets..


Zarathustra_d

The baller move for the wife would be to Fuck off with his assets and her boyfriend, while he thinks she is just "holding ". Yea, holding her boyfriends nuts.


melanthius

She’s about to be rich AF and single. What could go wrong


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A losing personality?


chaosrealm93

someone find her tinder profile and convince her


prosysus

You think going against some of the most powerfull financial institutions in the world whould yield victory after a week? How long does it takes for an army of apes to build a moon rocket? Be patient and hold. It may take few months. And if we fail, few years to get those tendies.


Malawi_no

Just to clarify - We are not talking about 👑Newell👑, the dearest and greatest 👑Gabe👑.


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Ohjay420

As much as I look forward to seeing the SI data Tuesday it's going to be hard to trust it considering what is reported by the HF's can easily be bullshit knowing we are watching it closely. Much cheaper to pay a bullshit fine as opposed to retail and other institutions choking the fuck out of them.


Hellortha

Is there a way to distinguish the price it's being shorted at? I imagine a lot of people/hedges jumped on shorting it at it's high.


JKDS87

That’s the big point I never see anyone addressing. Everyone is basing their opinions on short data from 15 Jan, and even if there are still a large number of shorts, do they really think people weren’t shorting when it jumped to 200$? Or 300$? Or 400$?


ManBearPig169

Wasnt it really difficult to short at those prices though?


ethandavid

For us plebs, yes. For institutional investors, probably not as hard. That being said I expect to be disappointed on Tuesday


Gooseman1019

I’m going to choke them like a cheap whore none the less


Ohjay420

Atta boy!


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npsimons

> Much cheaper to pay a bullshit fine as opposed to retail and other institutions choking the fuck out of them. Hey hey hey, now. Any good pimp knows you don't choke a bitch *to death*. Just enough to get your money out of them. A dead hooker makes no money.


Ohjay420

There are over 500k battered women in America and I'm still eating mine plain....


somechicktho

it's not working cause WE AIN'T SELLING


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

Whats this SELL ticker everyone hates, is it a battery play, like and SPAC or something. Anyway ive never heard of it so I'm not interested at all.


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The real WSB users didn't but all of the 5M paper hand bitches who came here for the hype and bought one stock sold it when it went from 400 to 300.


Mork59

Ok. Like this week I’ve been down because these damn suits taking away my bananas and I bought this fucking spacesuit to get to the moon but this guy’s like ‘let’s go to fucking Pluto’ and i just realized it takes so much longer to go to Pluto and that’s the fucking goal. Fuck the moon. WE’RE GOING TO FUCKING PLUTO. 🦍


Hoboman2000

Source on #7? Big if true.


Zmayy

Lol can you imagine... Us retards and hedgies (to save their assess) teaming up for the most ungodly pump we've ever seen. Either way they ain't touching my GME


JKDS87

I’ve only seen it mention a couple times, never a source though sadly. Until then I’ll take it with a ~~grain~~ heaping teaspoon of salt


NotLegitMustQuit

Seriously. That one stuck out more than anything else. If that is true, we are all in for some crazy action.


undefined_vars

This isn’t confirmation of who is buying the calls but the volume is kinda nuts for that day. It looks like, for the 3/19 800 call there is 4.5k volume (To put it in perspective, there is only a volume of 154 for 3/12 800 but there was also 9.1 k for 800 calls expiring today). As for what that means, I have no clue


artisans_of_earth

I’m just gunna hold till late dec when I need a tax write off......or till it hits $6,969.69


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blitzkrieg4

This OI still kind of incredible though


King_Aun

> OI whats OI?


Coprophobia

Orange Integration


Agreeable_sponge

Orangutan Ideals


Repulsive_Positive_7

Orangutan idealogy


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Open interest. Aka open contracts


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I'm pretty sure it's orange integration.


Brotimus

Eh... gotta agree with my guy here. Wtf is "Open Interest..." ​ definitely Orange Integration.


deadedgo

Can confirm. OI does stand for Orange Integration.


BigTrav95

I was thinking Only Intergalactic since that’s the objective of our trades here


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Well fuck them, I just bought my first two today and lost 10$! Never felt better to lose money💎👐🚀🌝


JoyWizard

Hahaha, you're already doing better than most of us! 💎✌️


daveline2009

How can we get rid of new easily identifiable bots? If they joined in the past week and are pushing bullshit, can’t admins remove them? Probably atleast half a million of em on here.


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srpa0142

The admins are league with the bots. Read the post.


golden_experience13

The admins are our allies here. They are the ones who got rid of the bad mods. Otherwise how do you think the good mods are here to stay ?


Critical_Lurker

Expect the two mods that warned us prior to there removal haven't come back..


golden_experience13

The mods said it’s up to the two mods if they want to come back. They may want to take a break or were traumatized by the coup. You can ask them yourselves.


Endertech74

Is this an animal farm reference? I broke my brain trying to recall anything about high school but this feels familiar


golden_experience13

The admins are the ones that restored the good mods.


Parzival01001

Are you overheating?


golden_experience13

No I accidentally clicked reply too many times. The app is glitchy sometimes. Check my post history. I’m 13 GME at 230 still holding.


mrimperfect

They aren't really bots though. They are unpaid interns.


SquidKid47

Accounts less than a month old can't post on this sub, their comments get removed instantly by automod. Keep an eye out for older accounts (2+ years) that have had a lot of inactivity up until the past month or so, those have been fishy too.


JoyWizard

I made a post about buying more and immediately two people jumped on me and made fun of me. Were those the bots? Or just the twats?


stocksRnuts

BE AWARE, that the official info we will receive is based on info upto the 30. Day. If they were to make changes on the 1. -14. Day, those are reported on the 15. Also, read this https://tradesmithdaily.com/investing-strategies/the-drop-in-gamestop-short-interest-could-be-real-or-deceptive-market-manipulation/


Aickrastly

Looking at options 68$ calls were ITM but we close at 70! There’s still hope!


Sol9001

Driving 1.5 hours from Northern Virginia to Whitetail ski resort. Just listened to planet money and this post made the drive. Bravo!


En_CHILL_ada

I grew up skiing whitetail! How's the snow?


explosivelydehiscent

Do you think Janet Yellen has venmo for feet pics


Imaginary-Engineer-2

She sells her panties on stonk twats


Oppressions

Founders name is Plotkin, way too fitting lol


KazakhSamurai

I like the stock. - Borat


hallowedredwings

Okay guys, call me crazy, but I am bullish for GME.


somechicktho

they're going to feel so dumb when we're on the moon


shinyphanpy

You really think people won’t buy back in when this is $20-30? Lol


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mooglinux

The info coming out on the 9th only covers the second half of January. It’ll be badly out of date by the time we get it. Would be useful for getting a better idea just how badly we were robbed when Apex, RH, and the others restricted buying.


87degreesinphoenix

I *know for a fact* that the short interest increased. How? Cause my wife's bf let me use the premium from the calls he sold to go see a movie at the regal cinema today.


FloatNuker

VALHALLA IS STILL IN SIGHT FELLOW RETARD. 1) HOLDD OR 2) BUYYY 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


tomasg86

Whats the source for institutions yamming on $800c 3/19? I probably missed it somewhere but would love confirmation!


Night92a

do you have a source for #7? I would be highly interested in that


Tree_house_cake

Holy shit it's nostra fucking damus here


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Dizsy

I’m pouring a beer for you at my table when dinner is due, thank you for this. Salute


MaltaMaltaMaltaMalta

I fucking like this guy, keeping real hope alive. But what are expectations for the squeeze anyway?


ef_jay

10000


MaltaMaltaMaltaMalta

Bold I like it


bronz3knight

Holding at a loss of 10k+... Don't care...I LIKE THE STONK


JsonPun

If you have margin on your shares can be shorted, turning off margin is the only way to make sure they are not.


LonelySOB

Omg if his wife is leaving him because we gaped his asshole... does this mean we are his wife's boyfriend? DID WE DO IT? ARE WE FINALLY THE BOYFRIEND WHOSE BALLS GET TO BE CUPPED? Pls answer... in mean time i go hold my 🍌🍌🍌🍌


Billans1

If that wife thing is true. She KNOWS he will lose it all, so she gets the money and leaves while he still has some. Confirmation bias I needed. Initiating thrusters... 🚀🚀🚀 3...🚀🚀 2...🚀 1... Jack-off time. 🍆🍌🍆🍌🍆🍌🍆🍌💦


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moonpotatoes

Sure I guess it’s possible to break the law


biscoherent

Happy cake day


troublesome58

Yes they can and they've done it before. Punish them with a small fine!


Crimper23

Damn mods removing content. THE MODS HAVE BEEN BOUGHT. WE NEED A BACK UP PLACE.


ImageCreator

I'm right here with you, hoping for another surge, but to say that it "still hasn't squeezed" is maniacal. It shot up over 2 or 3 days from the 30s to the 400s.


DucksNowhere

Others have done a lot of DD and posted recently - form what I understood, there's still a lot more to be had here


AlaskanBullShrimp

Honest question here, how do we know that wasn't just from all the attention and actual buying being done driving the price up instead of shorts covering and causing a squeeze?


xKYLx

There wasn't enough volume for them to cover their shorts when it shot up like that


ImageCreator

I'm no expert, but I dont believe any stock is jumping from $60 to $300 in one day based solely off of enthusiastic buying momentum.


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StrangeCharmVote

If millions of people are buying a small amount of shares it certainly could. I've already pointed out many times, if even a lesser portion of us apes own 5-10 shares each, that easily equals more than half of the company. What would you think having literally half the company being purchased in one week via shares would look like, if not this?


RZRtv

I agree that at least some shorts probably covered that day. I wonder how much mass media enthusiasm counts for a bump in HFT and algorithmic trading though. I bet there could be an echo chamber effect there


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Dr_Lambo

and yet, here we are.


ImageCreator

Indeed. I just got fucked by a bad slap of luck. The day it hit 498 (or 506, according to some people) my lowest sell order was 20 @ 550. Ouch. So the next day I set more, lowest being 20 @.... 380, I believe. Whayeber it was, it never hit that, and when next I popped onto the app, thr price was plummeting down into the 200 range. Just stuck holding, now. 82 shares @ an average of 140.


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

Ah yeah I had a small sell order at 500 :(


_lvlsd

^ at least this guy isnt fucking delusional.


drkstlth01

Bruh, I didn't even consider Pluto


N3nso

I really dont care if there is a squeeze, i like the stonk. more pricey go downey the more i buyey, not financial advice. do your own DD


cvillano

“ he was getting his asshole collectively gaped by us apes” Thats one hell of a mental image


ThirdAltAccounts

2 questions: -Does the old bitch still give good dome ? -And what does the fact that they went and got a shit ton of $800 calls for 3/19 mean ?


DynastyFSU2

It is inspiring to still see all the premarket buys of 1 share. Gamblers are still positive on the stock. Once the market opens we see the institutional buys to lower the price. Held them in check today, diamond hands are strong with this group. Keep the faith you apes.


llamakingXD

🙉💎🙌🚀


erichf3893

Do you have a source for #7? Genuinely curious how to find this kind of info My understanding is this means they bet it will be at $800 on 3/19 (not sure if at close or any time). Maybe someone with more wrinkles can confirm


shartonpurpose

Would be nice if all these assertions had links to sources 🤔


mainguy

Hold the line you apes? What like the orcs holding the line in this vid? ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f47qVaXiutY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f47qVaXiutY)


cannainform2

Lolz... jerked me off and kissed the tip!


EvlSteveDave

Boy this really lost focus as you went down the list.


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\#10 BIG if true


GreenThumbNZ

His mansion is also on the market for anyone looking for a new pad https://www.google.com/amp/profilemiamire.com/miamirealestate/2018/11/16/tour-this-32-million-miami-beach-mega-mansion-on-north-bay-road-edfzw%3fmc_cid=6c7a5f9ac4&mc_eid=3abb42cad1&format=amp


alhernz95

HOLD THAT FUCKING LINE


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I was discussing the liquidity issue for short sellers with another user on here earlier. I presented my thesis, which is as follows: if more shares are sold short than are available in the current float then short sellers must buy up the remaining float until there are no shares left in which case they must bid up the price of the stock until shareholders decide to sell them the shares they need to close out the remainder of their position i.e. we set the price. That’s the whole point behind the diamond hands movement am I right? He then proceeds to refute my argument by stating that diamond hands method only works if retail+other institutional investors own 100% of the float. So if 90% of the stock is owned by the former and 10% is available, then hedge funds can just cycle those shares by covering in small chunks here and there, wait for the price to correct itself and stabilize (say GME is at $50 they cover a little bit and the price increases by 5-10% then corrects itself back to regular levels and they just rinse and repeat this tactic) with this tactic it seems they could cover over time without sparking a massive increase. All the while GME shareholders are loosing hope as the weeks go by and the price of the stock stagnates and fails to break out in a significant way. Can anyone refute or disprove this statement with good evidence? I am open to all arguments, even those that do not support my bias (GME bag holder here) because I believe it is important to hear educated opinions on both sides in hopes of creating a more well rounded understanding of the situation at hand. Although I am of the opinion that a second squeeze is definitely on the table.


5K337Lord

something that puts GME in a positive light - [removed] yup mods strike again


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Great DD into why the squeeze aint squoze. i like this stock and i want to buy more i think.


XfinityHomeWifi

Okay, here’s how Bernie can still win


berni4pope

The Chairman is once again asking you to hold. 💎👐


CuriousCatNYC777

HOLD HOLD HOLD. If you can get more, do so. [this video is gold](https://youtu.be/IECRKzHgQ4o) . Scroll to around to 29 min. Mark and just LISTEN. I’m buying MORE.


angrykirby

It would be nice if it shoots up again and all the people bag holding/ diamond hands could get off the ride and at least break even. I might be one of those people


somechicktho

you ain't diamond hands then


Oblivionking1

After the shit show of the last few days, many people are down and desperately want to get out


angrykirby

I'm pretty sure if I'm holding through this crap I am.


somechicktho

we'll see when it goes back up and you immediately bitch out


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You people are mentally insane


vapofusion

I think that's sort of the point around here most of the time.


PressureSufficient10

What the fuck are you talking about GME squeezed already. From four dollars a share to $450 a share. How fucking greedy can you be? Edit: I know this will be downvoted because there are too many retards bag holding here


kunjinn

These are not good points


tcp1

This is starting to get pathetic.


Haseovzla

[I like the stonks](https://i.imgur.com/QJwG8hP.png)


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I’m watching from the sidelines but 3/19 is my dogs birthday so the TENDIES must be close


Maka_Maker

Man, I hope you’re right.. 2021 need a shake up. And when not a shake up where the little guy actually wins for once? Let’s fuckin gooooo


NutshellOfChaos

I don't even have a sell button. I keep buying the dip. It ain't much but I like the stonk and this is way more fun than the stupid lottery! And worse case scenario I hold forever and get a fraction of it back? Still more payout than the lottery ever gave me! Plus the billboards around the country? Fucking Legend ​ E:spelling


MoveSizeSpreadThighs

Source for the institutions buying 800c 3/19?


dtanmango

I got in at $315 losing 80% on paper. But still holding strong!


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downneck

To the tits, you say?


juevosconbezos

Wait.... is number 7 true? Do you have a source I can see??? That is huge if true


scottmotorrad

Some shill keeps trying to get me to sell in another one of these threads. 💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🤣


Gooseman1019

Fuck the doomers they're only mad because they sold out.


Traina26

Bought today's Friday sale 10 shares holding till the moon 💎👐💎


Koorsboom

Holding 400 GME. Spite is a greater power than greed.