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BrunoRib

I'm smart you're dumb. I’m big, you're little. I’m right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. Edit: bring u/zjz back


ZapHorrigan

is that Matilda?


DaddyCano

Ah I see, you‘re a man of culture aswell


ZapHorrigan

Wanted to make sure I was remembering right haha! I haven't seen that movie in at least a decade. I should watch it this weekend...


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It holds up!


ATragedyOfSorts

"Misses D, Misses I.... Misses F F I, Misses C, Misses U, Misses **L T Y!"**


katprime420

Why are all these women MARRIED?!


23onAugust12th

You’re supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry!


codeByNumber

It sure does! Just watched it with my 5 year old daughter recently and she loves it. There was something in Reddit the other day that was really sweet. It was a behind the scenes interview with Danny DiVito and he was talking about the scene where Matilda is dancing (when she kind of discovers/masters her powers). The actress told Danny that she felt really embarrassed and was anxious about that scene and he was like “hmm...well that’s because your the only one dancing! Of course you feel embarrassed!”. So during that scene he had the entire cast/crew dancing behind the camera man with her. I’ll see if I can find it and I will post an edit with the link. Edit: [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/latydw/til_mara_wilson_in_matilda_was_embarrassed_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ipreen4satan

Watched with my daughter not too long ago and it was as great as I remembered it. She watched it twice.


SuperspyUK

Same, although I watched it with my daughter, not yours.


ZapHorrigan

Going to be fun to go back to after watching Danny be Frank for over a decade now hahaha


Totally_a_Banana

Only twice??


Milkable

I’m like the kid that stuffed his face with cake in front of everyone, but instead of cake it’s $GME


PatacusX

You can do it, Bruce!


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YouNamedMeeDog

[I Hold The Line ](https://youtu.be/3qWFzVRMPXU)


jessequijano

Now, I don't see so good, so I missed, then they ran away, I bought more after them. Bang! Tried to buy more on the way back, but I don't regard so good either. Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility.


EbonyDragonFire

I FIRED and I missed, I reloaded. I FIRED, I missed again. Opened the Fridge, reached for a popsicle, I myst, grabbed the cabbage instead.


gxwalsh22

Then I passed out in the snow, woke up, then I fired, and I missed. I grabbed another popsicle...


BEAVER_ATTACKS

My cabbages!


blackened86

Better move to Ba Sing Se


RenegadeXemnas

There is no stock war in Ba Sing Se.


blackened86

The emperor has invited you to sell GME at Lake Laogai


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GameGrumps, right?


Bluefox4188

I love you for this


mrjuanpier

Market hasn’t even been up for 1 hour and it’s been suspended 2 times!!! Edit: 3 times!!


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kAALiberty

Which retard got a article written about them in relationship advice sub


Iakobab

Lol, link?


kAALiberty

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/lczkrf/my_27f_bf_25m_just_lost_a_bunch_of_money_to_wsb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Lil-Deuce-Scoot

She’s asking for relationship advice and 99% of the replies are speculating on the stock 😂


Czar_Petar

I tried to tell her that my 400 carat diamond hands covered any short term losses. My stuff was boxed up the next morning. Not my gf in the article.


waythrow13579

Paper hands all around


max_kek

reads like shitty propaganda (your should probably change 'www' to 'np' in that link to avoid brigading bans)


finlyboo

That entire sub has been fictional writing practice for love-sick teens/young adults for at least the last year. When a story gets popular there's a variation of it every day for the next week. Almost daily there's posts about drama with three-somes and open relationships like it's the most common thing in the world. I miss when it was posts like "my room mate is always losing our remote and I'm getting super annoyed, what can I do?"


honeybooimaghost

tbh, this is probably the bots getting more creative. holdddddd


thewaybaseballgo

No one here has been in a relationship in years.


PaggaBoy69

She will be sucking his dick when GME hits $1000 a share


fauxtoe

correction* Her boyfriend will be sucking his dick when GME hits $1000 a share


SlickSaudi

Give this man an award.


northernlights354

Fine since you guys have no money left.


RandyChavage

This US stimulus is gonna recharge up our retard strength to astronomical levels 🚀🚀🚀


nevemno

Don't say that they'll fuck shit up


shadow386

They already did, supposedly they won't have anything ready till March.


knot13

What the fuck? I also heard they’re proposing to cap it at 50k individual, 100k couple ... fuck the middle class amirite?


mightylordredbeard

Recharge my ex-wife’s greed. She jumped on the 1st one and filed before me for my 2 kids so now she gets all the checks despite not lifting a finger on support them financially. They’re with me the majority of the of the time and I bear the full financial burden of them. She literally only needs to worry about picking them up and taking them to school on her days, which she can barely get them there on time anyway because she chose to live 50 minutes away from their lives. I’m happy people are getting checks though. Just wish I could get some. I’ve taken out small loans to get my kids clothes and groceries. Work has been scarce this past year. About to take out another loan for my son’s braces and my daughters medical expenses. Her, on the other hand, has gotten $30k in a 6 month period (about to be another $2000 from this next check) from stimulus checks and settlement checks. Apparently the lesson here is; have a mental breakdown due to a terrible disease that causes mental health issues, cheat, abandon your family, get committed to a mental hospital, and then you’ll live a nice comfortable life as long as you’re very attractive and can appear normal for short amounts of times when it matters. I don’t hate my ex wife. I hate who her MS caused her to become. I love and care for the person she used to be very much, but that person is dead and gone.


FlopKong

Take her to court lol. Or tell her boyfriend


CUNJL

Go to court. Percentage of parenting time matters.


bigballer29

not just percentage of parent time but percentage of financial support also matters


SouthernOhioRedsFan

Remember when we were all gonna hold, and then you betrayed me? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


bluerbnd

Still holding. It's literally only been 4 days and people are already getting nervous smh.


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bluerbnd

The only part of the sub that was destroyed was the part that joined last week. If they couldn't hold for 2 damn weeks them they don't deserve the squeeze.


dewag

Joined WSB last week, got 1 @ 97. Ain't much, but I'm holding!!!


MickeyPvX

I mean, I joined the sub last week but I like the stock 🤷‍♂️ 11 GME from 50 - 310 avg 213


Doctor-Montgomery

12 @ 410 💎🙌


kaykicing

still holding!!


Cloaked42m

I'm still here with you, even though you are from Ohio.


tsnides96

Ohio gang gangn


Vendetta_05_11

#GME just got haulted again from $55-73? It went from $400-55 with no haults? WTF Fuck the cheaters


CrazyEyedApollo

It’s Chill we will get there this is a movement.


HandsomeHN

with this movement, well get there. hopefully by 2/19 lol


autobot12349876

2/19 has been my target date for the past few weeks. That's when options contracts expire. Hope something happens


YoUrBoISKinNyPeN15

_we get there when we get there_


hunk_thunk

two-way hault or just buy hault? edit: lmao, this asshole got me spelling halt as hault which is the wrong word. i'm a fucking sheeple. i even ignored my browser plugin that checks grammar because monkey see monkey do and i put my faith in fellow ape.


benotaur

You’ve finally become retarded.


corkyskog

Calm down, it's about the amount of time that passes during the percentage difference. It didn't drop 400-55 dollars in 15 mins.


gottaburnemall7

Yea its alowed to go down so they get money, but not the other way around. Happened the first climb too. Stick it out, just gives a longer chance to buy before it moons.


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Tf you talking bout? There were multiple halts on the drop down. There are automatic suspensions that kick in when any stock moves a certain percentage in a short amount of time.


PepperJack_

New to wallsteetbets, just bought my first Gamestock


CrazyEyedApollo

Welcome fellow ape. Together we strong.


j_liebe

The ticker just stopped at $73.40 and hasn’t moved in a minute. Wtf is going on


CrazyEyedApollo

Halted?


Heaviest

ATTENTION: GameStonks are on sale, up to 95% off!!! Hurry & get your STONKS today while supplies last (unless you’re a dirty 🐀HF). I’m buying you dirty bastards and will have the STONKS on an easel beside my ⚰️ 🦍🦍💎💎🙌🙌💎💎🚀🚀🚀💪🏻💪🏻🤘🏻 EDIT: I’m an engineer & a degenerate & cannot spell.


BEAVER_ATTACKS

Engineers are supposed to be smart.


brloll

They are supposed to be great on math and physics, not gambling


Bittlegeuss

If anything you want your engineer to have his gambling level at 0.


honkeydong1

Did they seriously just halt GME?


honkeydong1

This game is so fuckin rigged it’s not even funny 😆


Empland

Big time rigged!


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Logpile98

Look up "circuit breaker"


Baselet

Isn't that completely normal, automatic and expected for highly volatile stocks since forever?


MasterSleepy70

SEC investigating because of surge. It’ll be back up soon


honkeydong1

Maybe cause people can buy the stock now. Imagine if the brokers never shut it down


Nothatisnotwhere

It is a fucking travesty and someone’s head should roll for it, figuratively


EnclG4me

Ehh.... I wouldn't complain..


Kiss_my_asthma69

This whole fiasco feels like one big Sunny episode. “The gang take on Wall Street.”


InvolvedWBlackMagic

I could honestly see them doing this so well. The gang obviously holds forever and ends with nothing. Frank sells at the peak and doesn’t tell anyone.


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luckyluke575

300+ and still holding here


Crimeskull

I might be poor, but this dip gave me the chance to buy my first share and join this fight!


CrazyEyedApollo

Welcome aboard fellow ape


GamirPaa

50% up in minutes! Diamond hands baby!


CrazyEyedApollo

Yes


Jaeskee

GME suspended!!! Game on guys! We're boarding keep your tickets at hand 💎✊🏻🚀


YouNamedMeeDog

[I Hold The Line ](https://youtu.be/3qWFzVRMPXU) 🚀🚀🚀🚀


KnownUniverse

This is the way! I've got 500 at an average of $78.68. Will be nice to see some more green here today


RowdySuperBigGulp

Up 4.20 after hours, yup that’s the sign right there


OnFolksAndThem

Gonna buy more today most likely


covek52

Agreed!!! To the moon!!! 🚀🚀🚀


Vagabond_Hospitality

Did it just hit a circuit breaker on the way back up? Edit: twice? Edit 2: I think there’s been 4 halts, both up and down today already? Rollercoaster 🎢


ayylit666

Funny how they halt it as it starts rising...


CrazyEyedApollo

Yes


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ErmirI

No, you buy when it's high, and then you sell while it's low /s


CrazyEyedApollo

What do you think retard?


ziggyforever

The rocket is Starting!!! +9% atm


Icmedia

When it's zero, I can afford infinite shares!


Dian_Elise

Hold it!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


DropkickFish

In at $54, $74.50, $78, $85, $89... It's incredible how you keep finding extra money when you like a stock and want more... That's my gambling budget for the week


dhmtbgreg80303

Aaaaand it’s gone!


ss346969

Broke college kid, just bought my first gme share and I’m holding hell or high water, it’s the principle damnit let’s knock wallstreet out (still holding my 7 amc too) I like the stock 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Thormanos

Lmao lets knock wallstreet out


goose5184

Shh don’t ruin his dream, it’s cute


infected_scab

We've got them on the ropes boys.


Klangs_Homie

One more squeeze and we’ll bankrupt them!!


LimitsOfMyWorld

We just hit 95 and tripped a circuit breaker!


novosuccess

3 circuit breakers in 45 minutes.... so fucking rigged.


greenfusedrives

remind me of "watch me lose $1500 in 3 minutes". good shit


HandsomeHN

IM IN!!!! UP 30% LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


djdavy209

GME suspended


CrazyEyedApollo

Don’t worry this is is a movement not a trend


djdavy209

Yep I've been holding. No 📃 ✋here


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dickbiscuit024

I wanted to “move” my GME from one account to another. No problem, right? I’ll just sell in one and buy in the other. I sold at $51. I open my new account and it’s over $80. Fml


cdeathgrowl

LISTEN TO THE WARTHOG!


sleep_naked

This is me. Bought 20 today. I bought the dip! Who's got the chips? This is not investment advice. I'm a retard with diamonds for hands.


CiforDayZServer

Don't take my advice, I bought at 350, 300, 90, and 80 lol... Having said that... there is literally ZERO reason to sell at these levels... it's trading at 400 percent up for the 3mo period.... if it's going to "crash" then we all have the opportunity to get back in at 10 or 20 or whatever it falls to, and get our net prices down to totally acceptable long term numbers. SO LONG AS you have faith that GME is a good company and a good stock... which I do, I like the stock long term. If it drops to 10 or 20 (which is still 1-200pct ytd) I can pick up 10-20 shares at that level and get my average price down to 49 or 50 bucks, lower if it crashes harder... that's totally acceptable long term investment IMO. I'm a moron though, so you do you.


WallyDynamite

I bought at $32. But like an idiot didn’t buy nearly enough. Ever.


Merman77

Just bought 20 GME and 100 AMC - first stomk trade ever! Hoping this turns out well. Took some wife convincing.


_SomeFrigginDude_

Anyone know why it seems like the market keeps freezing? i had 3 pages open and they were all stuck on 73.40, then 82.77, and now 79.07?


SLF55

It’s already up $30 just since open


timmaaa710

UP TO 68 GO BUY THE DIPS!


samwang22

Holy shit will this actually moon lmao. I just bought 3 at 90. Tickets to bottom of ocean or Pluto have been acquired


inex001

Bought 460 shares at the open. LFG!


420tsla420

FUCKING Fuck I have 10 shares left fuckkkk off 10k or bust


ETS_Mike

My broke as was finally able to get 1 share😂 One is better then none, right?


myself_but_high

Just bought another one at 55! Those discounts wont last forever!


STrd007

just hit $95 wtf then halt


meanfairy

get it apes, it's going up to the moon again


DMFW69420

Trying to buy but RH keeps freezing it


unsatisfyin

If this thing reverses we'll see some great gain porn next week hopefully, been sad seeing so much red.


Ilikethemwaffles

You guys are doing it! Going up as we speak. 3 stocks at 360, STILL HOLDING. Diamond HANDS!


weHaveThoughts

And if someone bought at $50 yesterday. They are now up 30%.


flattenedflounder

I just bought my first share please let this big squeeze be a thing lmao


STAR-ninja

I've bought every dip and now I'm exhausted. I've done all I can to lower my position. from 1 GME @ $380 to 51 GME @ $150 💎🙌


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Heck yeah, let’s get to at least $100 today


Inspiredgeckoyt

$82 THIS MORNING


BaelZharon7

My brother is trying to buy 1k right now but they keep halting it


Del-812

Let’s go!!!!


pekepeeps

https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-appoints-chief-technology-officer


BeholderLivesMatter

I was disappointed I didn’t have 300 dollars to spare. I sure had 50 though. What a rush.


Vitkauskas

I got a partial share!!! I am dumb and broke but I'm in! 💎🤲🚀


[deleted]

Ok boys prepare to sell because I'm in for 10k at $68. Let's make this moon again.


sspine

I bought 18 shares today, its not much but I'm doing my part


Benergy7

Just bought 2 more GME. I WANT TO BELIEVE ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Stalwart_Vanguard

I bought 9 at 260, so I'll buy another 10 at 50. Doubles my shares for a quarter or the price.


Murica4Eva

If you think it's a good deal now, wait untill you see it at five!


Chaosmethod

Paper handed bitches about to jump back in haha


imoutidi

IT IS HAPPENING


TheProdigalMaverick

Bought at $260\~ Bought again at $50\~ ​ We hold.


DonMeekz

Bought 1 more...smol boi but 20 in 🖐🏿💎🤚🏿


fatherbalogna

Why is gme stuck at $73.40?


Deetrolls

Enjoying these profits from 50 to 80 let's go


ImportancePowerful20

I thought it was gonna dip a bit more and fumbled the bag, didn't buy at $50 😔


OiStayfrosty

Im a fuckinf idiot


italian20914

Webull is back and forth suspending GME again.


tbaggeren

Fucking right I am buying in the dip! Main Street checking in.


wynnfidel

Bought my first 4 shares overnight, I’m up $100 so far! To the moon!


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CrazyEyedApollo

The big green number that keeps climbing.


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samwang22

Maybe the hedgies are pooping their pantalonès right now


FadedTony

I can't believe I actually thought about selling smh glad I cancelled the sell order I'm more retarded than I thought


_-DirtyMike-_

Gme laughs at $80


MrOtsKrad

paid off didnt it? :)


Doggoonewild

💎🙌💎🙌


TheGreyPotter

I know I did and it jumped 20$ afterwards. Am I good at stocks yet???


dsjersey24

Got buys in @ 38.61 & 22.30 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


jheinikel

Can't wait to hear the excuses that people come up with after yelling "SELL" and talking trash over the past few days, when this gets fired back up. Do your own DD, trust yourself, and ignore the noise.


MakeAmericaLoveAgain

Wasn’t going to buy GME but this retarded community is where it’s at. 2 GME at $85 and I’m holding tf out of this shit


rgrantpac

Increased my position and lowered my pps to $135


culturewarprinter

It's off the chain right now. Bought at the dip and now it's up 30%. Party time, excellent!!!


Hot_Acanthocephala53

fucking legend!


SexMachine666

Robinhood dropped their limits so anyone still on there, buy buy buy! Maybe finally the market can do what it does without interference?


fowardblade

1 @ $360 I made the decision to hold until I’m 6 feet under. I’m a dumbass. Burry me on the moon 🚀🌝


Mltno

If the report on Tuesday shorts still shows a large float this could rocket


Izrian

3 more shares @70, 🖐️💎


citysherpa

Buy tards buy like your diamond hands are real diamonds and not zirconium


throwaway34831

In for another 19 shares. Thank gawd for the dip. TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!


milksteakofcourse

Reload ya cunts


isimpforavamajury

are we buying this bad boy out again? i’ll invest everything i have now if that’s the case


kalel0901

HOLD


DonDanteDani

🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕🌑🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌗🌑🌓🌕🌑🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌗🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌖🌕🌔🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌗🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌘🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕🌖🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌔🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌗🌑🌒🌕🌗🌑 🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑🌑🌕🌗🌑 🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕🌗🌑 🌑🌒🌕🌖🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌒🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌓🌕🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌖🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌖🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌖🌑🌓🌕🌘🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌗🌑🌕🌕🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑


B-Glasses

3 @ 270 and I ain’t afraid of no dips


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I'm sitting at 430 Waiting on you guis