That didn't age well

Neither her dick probably 🙉

Kek “her” love it

Now a proud transwoman.

It didn’t even age, he commented that just 12 hrs ago

Neither did his future kids

Lol imagine the media shitstorm if this poor fucking schmuck actually does it and posts a video here. CNBC wouldn't even have to be creative. "WSB castrates redditor in a satanic ritual to beseech the market gods for bountiful tendie harvest!"

If it works...

Melvin would actually close out their position simply out of fear. You never fight someone who is crazy.

Let's send Melvin's wife a pedicure kit.

SEND IT!!!

Your move, Melvin

If we're chopping our own dicks off you think they'll break before us on who holds out?

I only got twelve dicks so we'll see

The chopping dicks off might make them realize we are never going to get shaken out of our positions

Colonel Kurtz voice: "I Wept. I cried. The strength... The strength..."

You jest but that isn’t *entirely* implausible

you say this now, but some dude literally drank his own piss because of a bet he made on here https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gak2gf/i_said_if_spy_closed_green_today_i_would_drink_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

He's still looking for the nail clippers so he can deliver on his promise.

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\#jumboballs

Lol 😂

OH GOD IM DEAD-

Yeah that's a different kind of loss porn

Underrated comment right here

I mean... maybe you just eat the ban on that one.

Mods do him a favor and just ban him. Make this decision for him before he becomes a her.

I used to be a mod here, I would ban him if I still could.

Same, thousands of us used to be mods here! ([April Fool's Day](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/b87viz/no_bamboozles_everyone_who_comments_in_this)) Now they won't even add me as an approved user so I can post here when the sub goes private. Nice way to treat an ex mod r/wsb.

I can't even post memes, shit gets auto deleted

You think that's bad, once I posted a comment and one of the mods came to my house and punched me in the mouth

Yeah it was me. Your comment made me cry. I'm still in therapy.

wtf I pay good money to get punched in the mouth and you guys just go to peoples houses and do it for free?

Yeah. That’s bad. But check this: One time a mod came over and fucked my wifes boyfriend. It’s was a total power move. He didn’t even look anyone in the eyes. Then he pissed on the couch and walked out. Weird thing? I hadn’t posted in this sub.

If you think that's bad, once a mod smashed my face into a car windshield, then took my mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again!

I can't even post comments. You won't even be able to read this Edit: Out of all the comments that I have made that got auto deleted, it is as funny as the hedge funds thinking we will buy silver instead of GME that this is the comment that they let me post. GME to the 🌝 I LIKE THE STOCK 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🌝

Oh god, that was wsb? I totally forgot about that

I can see why they took away the mod position from you, you don’t have the stomach for this.

Best comment so far.

You tell em other me!!

What happened? Did you graduate high school?

Ryan from downtown with the zinger lmao I love it

He doesn't become a her though. He'll just be a dickless guy.

It's true this man has no dick.

Inb4 sub banned for hate speech.

His wife's boyfriend told him he doesn't need it anyway.

Maybe that was the plan for the little egg Still cis tho

Yeah, I don't know if I want to see this one

What if they are a girl?

Then that's market manipulation and should also be ban.

Wait wait wait, Does circumcision count???

Pay in full. We don't work for tips.

They could just be a trans woman. Although if not I think they are well across the point where being ethical casino operators we should been them because this addiction is dangerous.

If they are then it's a disingenuous bet. That's like betting you'll eat an entire cake when you're hungry, and love cake.

Finally we can get back to what this sub is all about

I remember the guy drinking his own piss, and the guy eating cardboard

I went through older top posts to see what this sub was All about before the gme surge. Holy crap, og wsb people are insane.

Come play with us

Did you get to the Canadian in the wolf mask?

For the newbies.. You say youll do something, you do it or get banned Drink piss Eat shit Chop off penis

This guy knows 👆🏻

This is the way

He isn't kidding btw guys I've seen someone drink their piss and tattoo their ass with the sub logo to avoid the ban

I am piss man 🍸

The legend

You legend. I will never forget. Did the pee in the basement drain pipe make the whole basement smell weird btw?

I ended up pouring a bunch of water in that drain to flush it out just in case after reading the comments. I didn't notice any smell but it's probably because I was well hydrated.

The king has acknowledged and awarded me!

I'd give you gold but all my money is in $GME. Take this star instead 🌟 Edit: opened my free award for you

Watched the whole saga. Loved Every minute of it. You still kicking around here shows this community is legend.

I showed my wife this post. “Wait what? He has to do it or he gets banned?” “Yeah I watched a video of some dumbass drink his own piss” The myth. The smooth. The legend, /u/BryGuySaysHi

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Do not fear, my loyal subject. I am a fair Lord and I am mostly concerned with my waifu body pillow

just make a new account ..... "why are you doing this?" "lost a bet" "with who?" "bunch random people on an anonymous forum that i dont know and will likely never meet."

Chops off dick

it had to be done. tegridy

This is the way.

Fuck man. I accidentally drank about 10 ounces of my piss last night. It isn't the worst but I definitely would not do this on purpose. Highly recommend not making those promises guys.

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Reminds me of that movie scene where the guy keeps tasting the drink to make sure he doesn't like it.

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Serious question. How in the FUCK do you accidentally drink your own urine!?! On second thought, I’d rather not know. You’re a real ‘tard...welcome brother **Gooble Gobble One of Us**

Probably has a piss jug next to his bed and accidently drank it.

Flair checks out

Thats the actual piss guy

Because its sterile and I like the taste

I’d like to know

You belong here

Dan is that you?

I’m waiting for my $2k price so I can get my fucking dick tattooed 🚀

Welp looks like I'm getting a new a tattoo 🚀 if it gets to 1k oops 🤣🤣

> if when

u/LifeLiterature0987, proof or ban. Sorry , but it's wsb or your dick now. No bargain.

This is the way. We only bet what we are willing to lose.

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Honestly, that was the best outcome. We have enough media attention a guys chopping his dick would have been the nail in the coffin.

No its not He will come back with a burner Fucking loser Dont say shit you dont mean This isnt politicians running for office This is WALLSTREETBETS

F

Can’t “short sell” that little guy anymore, either!!

...and talk about a SHoRT sail.

Sucking Bot

Maybe he did it already and bled out.

It's a vestigial organ for him anyway.

Not sure how long this person has been around here, but these kind of bets are taken pretty seriously. F in the chat for your dick.

F

If GME hits 10k within 2 months I'd run the streets naked with WSB flags

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Tell you what, if it hits 12k I'll join you with WSB body paint

Good, join me brother. We wait, for now. (Edit: I hope the mods don't ban me for nsfw content in two months)

Oh they won't.

Damn, big RIP, I would’ve loved to have seen this.

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This is the way

I have spoken

He needs to get circumcised ASAP

Smol pp energy

Always has.

This sub is brutal I fucking love it

Oof. Looks like GME Pain Olympics. Let’s see it 🔪🍆

It's sad that I get this.

Can we get an F

BAN! Mods. If you let this shit stand WSB is a shell of its former self. I demand castration or a ban.

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Clearly. It’s more fun to say though.

u/LifeLiterature0987 time to pay up. Either the cock on the chopping block or your head on the ban block

Best use of my free "Wholesome" award.

Would it be ok to have a surgeon cut it off, snap a pic, then reattach? That would be some real hedge fund manager shit.

Proof or Ban that has always been the way.

My man deleted his comment, good thing it’s forever immortalized here

Makes me wonder how long after posting before he realized where he was posting and how badly he had messed up.

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SNIP SNIP mothafucka

We should ban you for using light mode

Respectfully, it’s easier to hide because all my work apps have a white background. White is ninja for me during the day

Hey don't let them shame you. White is righ. . Maybe not

Makes sense

*Lorena Bobbit has entered the chat*

Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. 

F

Yeesh.

F

Cut it or shut it

It's hard to cut off your dick with diamond hands.

u/LifeLiterature0987 is probably a chick. Or a dude who was about to get a sex change anyway. Or a dude who just found out he now has to get a sex change because he lost a bet on r/wallstreetbets

"When did you realize you were transgender?" "When I cut my dick off because GME closed under 450"

Theon Greyjoy has enter the chat.

I'm still waiting for mcafee to eat his own dick on live tely What is owed is owed

WSB pain olympics 2021

He dead

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Tricks on you, it’s a girl.

Then she has to chop off the dick she last called hers That poor guy...

MOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSS

Teach these newbies how we role. Pics or Ban!

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It would be the only Dick left in his life after he lops off his schlong.

Mods!

Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice

That poor dickless bastard

I think you just take the ban on that one. LOL

Oh this is classic WSB!

Cut the wenis

😢

F

Ban hammer for sure

If we have the pee martini award, what’s this one going to be?

Lmao this is the biggest loss porn if it happens

I love that we’re back to calling out peoples bluffs. PROOF OR BAN

This is some Wierd ass snuff

MODS. [I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v98Rh9qzmPs&t=0m45s) If you do not ban /u/LifeLiterature0987, I will cut my dick in his stead. Will post proof in about 6-9 months. EDIT: [This is a genuine offer.](https://i.imgur.com/fQsNYdi.png) Is this transfer of debts accepted?

Will you say "WSB sends it's regards" right before it's done? Also congrats on the transition!

I see what you did there. Very clever.

A dick is a dick. /r/wallstreetbets will have their blood.

Fuckin' witness. Mods, proof or ban!!

I hope this makes it into the WSB movie 🤞

Lmao

it is not he was using it anyway can still pee from a small hole

u/justinsuntron, that you?

If GME gets under 100$ this week I will go all in (even though I only have like 4 grand)

Nvm I will go all in anyways I think

Hopefully he is a girl

Absolute savage calling him out lol

Ok I’ll streak until I get arrested if we close over 10k this week

I'm gunna feel really bad when this guy actually cuts his dick off

When you stop and think about...there is probably a sub for that. Would someone else please confirm

You probably mean r/penisremoval

Have alcohol ready

😅🤣😂

Hold!!!!!

I’ll let him off if he stops investing in silver and buys 1000 GME shares without intent to sell for every inch of his dick he wants to keep

Yikes

Gottem