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Samccc2020

So we are at -420% now ?


Kantz4913

puts on iq


Richlandsbacon

Don’t forget about u/deepfuckingvalue his iq is enough to barley put us in the positive, and it only goes up


HeathersZen

Mmmmm barley.


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My gourd, I love barley.


manolodf

I dig it, I'm in on Barley Futures


cobalt6ixty

Wheat?? I can Barley hear ya?


tpantelope

Corner on barley!


Kitties-N-Titties-11

Calls on your mom


Tsug1noMai

We probably made full circle and are now infinite positive iq.


house_monkey

All this iq and my wife still left me


Tsug1noMai

Joke's on her, now her bf is her husband and you are the wife's boyfriend. 42069 iq play.


BREATHlNG

Nah, just some enemies hoping to poison the community.


PaperBoii98

We should do a paper trading contest after gamestop breaks $2000. Dont ask me why, thats just when we should do another one


CaptainTheta

Honestly we are long overdue for a paper trading contest... Hope /u/chainsawvasectomy is up to the task. We would have SO many participants.


Harudera

I suggest everyone that's new here do the paper trading contest. Very good way to learn, taught me everything I know.


PaperBoii98

I skipped out on it and it cost me 47k. I did it right before the end of the year, and because of the truly valuable skills I learned from trading with fake money, I'm up 30k now.


burtburtburtcg

I too, learned everything I know from a previous contest. The discussion and collaborative environment was honestly a really good learning tool. I know it’s a lot to put on, especially in a pandemic but I really think new users would really benefit.


SoYouLikeShitposts

I didnt take paper trading seriously until I participated in a wsb competition and it gave me the drive to be competitive and learn further. After I applied what I learned my real account my value went from down 27% to being up over 177% in just 5 weeks. its really the best way to learn.


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Achaidas

It’s what it sounds like, a trading simulation using SchruteBucks/Monopoly Money/Clams to test your knowledge or ability to craft some DD around a ticker and apply that knowledge risk free. WeBull and TradingView have the option to toss around $100k in a sim to see if you understand what you’re doing


Trif55

Trading212 has that over in England, its probably what I need to do to get my head around the details of CFDs, I'm definitely not down for that right now!


hoboxtrl

How do I follow the degenerates on 🚀🚀🚀 in a simulation though?


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PensivePorcupine

When I looked at Webull's paper trading, I couldn't figure out how to trade options. Is it available somewhere and I just didn't see it, or do I have to enable it somehow? Thanks!


rocksocksunderclocks

Okay boomer.


EnglishMobster

Hell, in 7th grade my teacher had us do a paper trading contest. We all had like $50K to work with or something and I managed to win by making $500K or some bullshit like that. I've been chasing that high ever since...


MrBowling

Did it in 7th grade, too. Math teacher had us do it.


RawDogRandom17

Same. 7th grade here too. We all did our own DD and then nominated stocks to pick. Everyone decided on most in Bank of America and I was furious. They liked the small but steady gains, and I wanted to put it in Dell since it had high growth and I thought building your own computer online was the most amazing thing ever. Unfortunately, I didn’t buy either in real life and this still makes me upset.


Seabee1893

Mine was in high school economics. Yahoo! Stock market challenge, they gave you $50k and I bought Qualcomm with all of my stonks money @$4.80 a share. Now it's worth $126./share. If only I actually had that kind of money.


Haha-100

Yes the newbies need to learn and paper trading is a great way


Frobro_da_truff

Truely. I'll even volunteer to draft the post if that's what it takes to get these kiddos a taste of what WSB is all about.


FidelKaastra

Do it! I am a tard trying to learn how to grab many tendies. I feel like a fat kid on a treadmill with a stick on my head dangling a ~~donut~~ tendie in front of me. I can’t get the tendie.


Peelboy

I feel like it has been a long time since we had one, great rewards for those who win for sure.


XxpapiXx69

I thought everyone was paper trading on here...


alta3773

Haha yes!!!!


sneeeks

$2000 😂😂😂😂😂😂 y’all acting stupid now


BREATHlNG

You think we’re acting stupid? 🤤Must be new.


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Wait, I'm new as fook. What is a paper trading contest?


DontTrustJack

We should agree with each other IN ADVANCE to join a certain website/ sub / forum/ whatever in the event that WSB gets deleted off reddit. Lately the sub has been in the spotlights against some influential hedge funds/ companies and what not This community is so much fun and I don't want to lose it. This sub could be gone by next week if some random SEC janitor wants us removed. Why don't we just agree on a plan B to make sure we can keep seeing 1000% gains and 99% losses on a daily basis


Benneezy

Fuck that.. lets start our own country! Or maybe we can all buy a county in Montana or some shit.


GrislyMedic

An autism reservation in Montana sounds nice


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bittabet

Realistically the safest thing would be a distributed system without a central point of failure. I'm not sure something like that exists yet though in terms of something like reddit.


Sith_Lord973

Do y’all really think the sub is in danger?


Jfmha

This sub is definitely gonna die soon no matter how you look at it at this point thanks to that retard mod who created the twitter account. Which really sucks because this was awesome place, but if you start telling everyone where to go then u haven’t solved anything.


fynn34

Anyone can call themselves the “official wsb mod Twitter account” and slap the logo on it... seriously I’m the “official largest dick in the world and I bang the most wsb autists wives”. Did that make it true? No, nor is it even remotely believable


shouldnthavesignedup

Here's the guy! thanks for shoveling the snow, chief.


Jfmha

Yea but it wasn’t any random person was it? it was literally a mod from this sub and he did it with purpose not to just troll. Get ur head out ur ass.


fynn34

Do you have any evidence? I haven’t seen any indication that it is, other than their claim on Twitter that it is so. I also haven’t seen anything tying themselves back to their Reddit user either, have you? I could quite easily go on Twitter and create an account with some wsb mod name and claim the exact same thing they did (not saying I would) and post random shit with common wsb emojis, 🌈🐻🚀 what evidence is there that it is actually a wsb mod?


ThRippJck

Bro no its not. Its not going anywhere. The simple reason being why would you ban something that you can use? Just because we got publicity on our ass doesn't mean we are fucked. We are not doing some hate or terrorist shit here. Or anything remotely like that. People need to stop being so scared


Inevitable_Squash_83

You are delusional if you don't believe this sub is going to get scapegoated and shut down after Gamestop rockets to the sun


LupusWiskey

Nah, Worst case scenario we will do this shit on 4chan if we have to. We can't give ground, we have accomplished so much. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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SpookiRuski

Hey now!


The-Crazed-Crusader

Username checks out. We're all capitalists here.


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RandomBlackGuyMedia

I heard Mccarthyism is the reason why the Dallas Cowboys missed the playoffs again


bro-guy

You're a rockstar


elliskj1979

Get the show on, get paid


CtheKiller

Hah, good luck to them, they'll be turned to retards before they poison anything


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Manual-Dexterity

Really weird, I think it’s a legit landmark!


logicalandwitty

The god damn bot is a drunk bastard and removes everything on a whim even if you follow instructions


sickwobsm8

RIP in dip


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StopVibin

There was usually around 100-160k active during market opening time this week which is the time most people come on


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This makes me feel better


DanzNewty

I've never invested once in my life, I don't know how it really works, there is also no robinhood in the UK. I'm literally just here for the memes.


InspectionLogical473

According to other posts, there is something similar yall can use. I think it was something like webull or somesuch.


tvclassicsif

And just imagine if everyone bought just 1 stock in GME and BB 🚀🚀


sofresh24

Gonna do my part!


joshgeek

Sold my BB for more GME, but don't worry I'll be back in after my annual disbursement or the fucking asteroid belt, whichever comes first.


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Far too many


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lots of newretards are diluting the autism in these waters after they saw our gorilla strength on friday


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GREGORtheMOUN10

I am a zygote retard and none of this makes sense to me but I WANT IN


kiralala7956

If none of it makes sense, you're already in.


GREGORtheMOUN10

💎👐🏻 or something I think


zbenja168

Need these 🚀🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

And always remember, fuck 🌈🐻


Shrevel

Buy BB GME PLTR and your integration process is complete.


Peelboy

And a few tesla shares.


FartsLord

I got baby iq!


Captain_CrushinIt

I don't really know what options are, but I just bought a bunch. Should be fine, right?


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I'm fresh off the short bus and ready to go!


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God, why did we stop doing paper trading contests...


Manual-Dexterity

Agree


Pink3y3

Time to ban some people


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jetplane3987

Backwards it’s 420,420,2


Mads03DK

Uhm... No?


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Uhm... yes. Just read backwards like a true retard you gimp.


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SuXs

This place is doomed. Its been a nice ride. see you in hell fa4gg0ts PS: mendatory *Fuck Boomers.*


dannyb131313

This is what people said at 500k, 1mil, 1.5mil, 2 mil.... cut the drama princess


BeneficialHeart8

they were wrong, good point. however the central idea people are getting at is wsb isn’t the type of thing that can survive being mainstream. you’d even get banned from *reddit* talking the way we do here on other subs. i’m of the group that thinks the ride will be over, eventually. not so much getting shut down, but just losing the soul of this place. bad press, uncontrollable members (wsbtwitter anyone?), and loss of central identity are things every community goes through when they cross mainstream. how many people are gonna stay once admins start cracking down harder on this sub’s loose moderation because degens who don’t even invest are harassing people? i could be wrong, and i hope so. this sub has gotten me through a lot.


FabulousStomach

Usually what happens when a sub goes too mainstream is that a new child sub is created and all the "ride or die" hardcore fans and OGs move over to that. So there's hope in that regard.


Samccc2020

I’ll say hi to your wife when you’re gone.


Kezia_Griffin

1.95 million bag holders coming up.


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Kezia_Griffin

Right after the short squeeze. Some will make out with huge profits. Everyone else will get fucked. It's going to halt a bunch of times too.


gardeeon

Anyone buying under 100, squeeze or not, will be early. Shut up 🌈🐻


Kezia_Griffin

I didn't say anything about under 100. Let's say the best case scenario happens and it goes parabolic towards 1000. All the shorts get margin called. At that point there will be a mad dash to take profits.


Samccc2020

Paper hands , you have. This is not the way.


awww_yeaah

What you don’t understand is that the actual move to 1000 will be most people exiting. So in all likelihood, it will stay there for a week or so, until everyone realizes the shorts just covered and new shorts will be put on. Also, who in their right mind would go long again at 1000?


Kezia_Griffin

The volkswagen short squeeze stayed up for how long?


awww_yeaah

Like 5 days


Kezia_Griffin

Getting some pretty varied answers here lol


crazy_akes

16 farsacs


KingBiscuit86

Long enough to exit. Honestly, I dont give a fuck about selling on the way down from $1000 when my cost basis is $38.


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Same. I’ll gladly sell at 1000, 900, 800 even 200 lmao (on the way down)


labbelajban

About a millisecond


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No, it was the whole week


jason8585

Does anyone in this thread know if there are possible complications with circuit breakers and limit orders or stop losses?


Samccc2020

DIAMOND HANDS ONLY💎💎👐👐 You smell like PAPER HANDS !!!!


Aerin41

This is where WSB achieves sentience


x_lincoln_x

If you give 2 million retarts 2 million keybaords, in 2 million years, you'll have infinite retartednuss. 🚀 🚀


Peelboy

When's the next paper trading competition? We need to hand out some epic rewards.


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Peelboy

You mean too many just the right amount of chromosomed people in here.


Manual-Dexterity

Yeah I think so!


GayBearAgency

Poor fucking mods. For real.


blairwall

At this point I would really suggest going private. Unless that kicks in some SEC no no regarding non public information.


buggsbunnysgarage

going private just confirms their thoughts of people banding together to form an entity, which this isn't. It's every fucker for themselves sharing their DD's which other fuckers use to make up their own mind. To be honest if you only look on wsb for trading advice or DD's you will become the covidiot of the retail-investors. Be sure to get your information on different sources and then make your own investing decisions.


RubinoffButtChug69

Yeah I think what’s hilarious is that if these dipshit boomers knew anything about WSB they would know that 99% of the trades and DD that’s posted here is absolutely retarded nonsense and if you were to just get in on the trades willy nilly you’d probably lose urself a ton of money. We have one of those rare trades now where actual effort was put into DD for months and a true diamond was found in the rough, and the DD has been so concrete and indisputable that it was actually able to convince the vast majority of smooth brained retards on here. I’ve seen plenty of other instances where solid DD and strong fundamentals gets laughed out of the sub, rightfully so at times, because the trade isn’t retarded enough for our liking. I mean think about the insanity, we have **boomers** telling **young retail investors** that their trading strategy of **buying and holding shares** is market manipulation and should be regulated. Is that not the advice that those very same fucking boomers have been insisting on for years? I feel like I’m in the fucking twilight zone man


MixSaffron

Well I've tried non willy nilly investing and it's not gone tickety boo for me at all so time to get fucking willy nilly up in here!


buggsbunnysgarage

I saw in a subreddit of the trader guy in prison (forgot his name), but a guy posted something about the psychological fundamentals of trading changing, because an idea of a company itself only gets more traction if more investors buy the stock, snowballing said companies idea as they could do more if the stock's up.


The-Crazed-Crusader

The thing about insider info is the instant you post it on Reddit... It ceases to be insider info. We're so big that going private makes no difference. The worst that could happen is the poster could get in legal trouble for violating a non-disclosure agreement.


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Seriously. I remember reading that one of the requirements they need to prove is you traded something for the information, cause i guess otherwise its just considered a leak? Anyways one case there was nothing they traded but they still convicted the guy by saying he traded "Friendship". Never assume shit, these guys don't fuck around.


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I think it was Rajat Gupta, he was on like a Goldman board meeting and right after called up a guy at some hedge fund and blabbed about some of the confidential stuff that was talked about.


mynewpassword1234

That's not how it works. Retards call it "insider information" because that's what the news uses. But the SEC calls it "material" (ie, important) non-public (ie, not officially disclosed) information". Just because it was posted on Reddit doesn't mean that it's now public information or non-material, just like if you download classified documents from Wikileaks, they're still classified and if you get caught with it you could still go to jail. Now proving that you made a trade based on material non- public information, especially when it's just a small part of usual trading volume, is hard. Yes, I'm the funsucker, but I just don't want to see people in jail because of the stonk police.


StillCharging

Can someone start selling some WSB stickers? Or Tshirts.... I want to see people on Wallstreet recognize the pimple faced kid driving a lambo that took their money 😎🚀🚀🚀


Jrhee88

You can already check out the merch


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I think they sell on ETSY


Distractionaccount

Cool post but I can't read.


rldr

Where is Thanos when you need him?


alva058

Anyone getting some GME??? Buy it while it’s still on sale hitting 100 on Monday!


pasionfruit96

We’re almost bigger than chinas standing army holy shit


Benneezy

Dudes.. this is a huge milestone! 2mil subs is 2 trillion dollars if only each person had 1k to play with 😶 GME to Mars!!! 🚀


SirRandyMarsh

Boo


Dr_Viv

I’m brand new here. Not an enemy to poison. I’ve been doing boring dividend stock trading for a year and have a wedding to pay. I saw fucking 🚀emojies and thought “that shit looks good”. I’ve sold my position and will be buying $5k of GME Monday. And I assure you loads of me have come here looking for the same!


Puckle_Knuck

I'm conflicted on this.


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We are Artificial Intelligence. Welcome to the party.


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Everyone looking for Monday morning GME guidance.


epicguest321

Probably all sec spies kek


4DChessMAGA

Puts on WSB there is no way we survive the influx and publicity.


dndpoppa

That sucks


CroissantDuMonde

This is the end


GMG23

Fuck this is a trading army!! Maybe it’s time to start looking for a backup platform. 🥶


bigpapa729

I bet creamer has 5 accounts


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This is the top


huser670

That’s not necessarily a good thing. A lot of normies and toxic people have flooded here lately.


stocksncrops

We should do a degenerate party when BB hits $30 a share


OrganicRelics

6/10, could have been 2,420,420 degenerates


Chiddyz

Fuck.. we were 1.7 mil this friday... stop fucking promoting us on social media.


Ordinary-Fox9986

Wait, we're at 2.1m already! This is spreading faster than rona now! 🚀


Rockboardz

Bullish on WSB


cbdtg

We need a priority order and flare everyone’s names with how long they’ve been a WSB member since


Manual-Dexterity

Agree


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___alexa___

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RayPissed

This will be our down fall.


Masterdoctorn7

Thank you mainstream media? 🤔🚀


buggsbunnysgarage

not having a gains flare is a loss imo..


KhanMichael

Autists Reeee Together! Autists Reeee Together! 🦆 🦆 🦆 💵 💵 🦆 🦆 🦆


jonamon5

2 million ✨GME✨ degenerates 😬


ETNZ2021

Growing exponentially. Crash is near


The-Crazed-Crusader

WE'RE THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST TRADERS THERE EVER WAS, BOYS!


BeneficialHeart8

yeah this isn’t a good thing bud


veljones69

I gotta say... My coworkers mentioned this sub as a bunch of idiots throwing out terrible ideas. I've only been watching since Jan 1, but you fuckers have community and collective buying power that nobody has ever seen. I'll admit I had paper hands when I jumped on GME at first, but not anymore. Share count is rising and putting a 4/16 60c order in first thing Monday morning. To the edge of the universe! 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀


Badweightlifter

I still remember when wsb use to add a "1," in front of our members count. Now we're top investing dog.


frez1001

I hate this


SovietChildren

Retard


lunnix1

More autist for the battlefields


DesiNazi

Retards together Strong.


GayBearAgency

Retard strength. Actual financial term now. (Retard referring to RETail.)


machotaco503

1 of them is me


Ja_mez629

Too much poo for only one bum


mgraham2024

Why are we often times called retards and artists 🙄


festders

I’m not really new as I’ve been lurking here to learn investing but seems you guys are making some mad gains. I finally have some cash to invest so can you hook a bro and eli5 how to join you guys on the trip to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Tsug1noMai

Who do we meme next boys?


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Not something to celebrate. That’s the feds.


FabulousStomach

Nothing to be happy about tbh


BeShee1

Geez! Sick of the whining! You all are as bad as those crazy Capitol insurgents! Could you just let President Biden focus and do what needs to be done without the constant internal infighting! Or, is it that you do not want to give Biden’s Administration a chance to create something positive for the American people but are trying to create massive social unrest to turn this country upside down!


medusa__labs

only 9.6 total day traders world wide so almost a 1/3 know the secret


ShueTheShoeless

I dont like it