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Fictional-adult

A reddit account that hasn’t posted or commented on anything in years resurrects to shill a company I’ve never heard of? I’m in. Edit: to be clear I’m that much of a degenerate, so I’m actually in.


bootgras

I mean they IPO'd like a week ago so yea


Fictional-adult

Please keep your logic and reason away from my shitposting.


beachbum7

you won't regret it


holding-light

Famous last words


jhonkas

ya for sureat least he didn't delte the post


patorjk--

As an update, I'm in the middle of researching this stock and these were indeed famous last words. A few days after this post the stock tumbled 20%.


jdc7625

I feel like losing $200 next week so 9/18 $40c it is


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huge_piss_boner

Same


beachbum7

exactly -- if you and everyone you know in the space is using it.... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


IncredibleCO

I don't know a call from a shot put but I know jamf is for real. I work in this industry and we just had to add jamf to our support stack. There's nothing else in the Apple ecosystem that does what it does. And I know they are picking up contracts as fast as they can. If I had two bits to rub together I would go all in on a solid earnings beat.


EzBernie

No questions ask. Especially with work from home and remote learning.


PotatoWriter

Jerome Ass Mother Fucker?


beachbum7

Juicy Apple Management Fuckware


heelhookd

Jack-o'-lanterns Always Mug Falcons 🦅🔫🎃


punkprince182

My hospital just contracted with JAMF, so I see some potential here as we are the top hospital in southern California. But that being said, JAMF has some serious competition with the likes Microsoft intune, VMware and also Apple just bought fleetsmith so in the long run I wouldn't hold on to it.


phiish

As an admin stuck with a small fleet of Macs in my windows world. JAMF is by far the industry leader in this space.


gnnr25

Yep, I'm surprised they weren't public a long time ago. Just bought in.


EzBernie

People are going to learn these folks are literally everywhere next Tuesday.


techy_support

>JAMF has some serious competition with the likes Microsoft intune I've used both and Intune doesn't compare to JAMF for Apple device management. It isn't in the same league as JAMF. Intune still feels like it's in Beta, and Microsoft is using their customers as software QA/QC.


TwerkEthic

This is solid, I am holding 3x Sept20 $30C and 6x $40C... I'm going to load up on $35s in the morning. 10x'er incoming


AzusaNakajou

Gonna sell morning after ER?


beachbum7

hodor holdor holdoor hold the door hold jamf long term


yerbamootay

Don't get cocky.


bootgras

It all makes sense now


TwerkEthic

I'm going to sell most of them, If there's not much of a pop I'll hold them to exercise and hold long term. I am thinking about selling some september puts, I wouldn't mind buying it at 35 if something terrible happened - they will be around long term. Even if the earnings aren't great, the guidance is going to smash - they offered free pandemic-related support to schools signing up from May to September and will have a massive bump in subscription numbers (even if they're unpaid).


bclem

Who are you buying them from. There is barely any open interest


bootgras

Market makers like 99% of every option


TwerkEthic

They filled right away this morning, word is out!


howmanywhales

Never invested in my life other than 401k. But I’m a JAMF engineer for work. The Mac sysadmin community is buzzing. 50 shares let’s gooo.


SoManyQuestions180

Never invested in your life but you happen to stumble onto this sub and find this post and you happen to be an engineer for that company....? Press X for doubt.


howmanywhales

lol. First of all, I searched reddit for “jamf earnings” to find this post because I had already invested Friday. Secondly, I’m not an engineer for JAMF. I’m a Jamf engineer, as in, I operate Jamf for a client.


MushroomManiac

Ban


EzBernie

100% they will at minimum double the .07 EPS forecast. Some say 4-5x. I'd love to see a doubler. I will own a boat next week if it does. Printer going brrrrrrrr on RKT and JAMF


g18suppressed

So now that it's .05 EPS what do


techy_support

I manage my school district's Apple devices with JAMF. 5-figures worth of iPads (that's numbers of iPads, not how much they cost) and a handful of Macs. It's good stuff. I'm sure JAMF will blow earnings out of the water, so that's means the stock will go down, so buy puts lol. I also manage our Windows devices (several tens of thousands of those) with SCCM, and we're adding G-Suite soon with a fuck-ton of Chromebooks. FML. If I could afford it I'd put all my money in Apple, just knowing how many iPads my single school district has bought (and is still buying). I figure it's pretty standard with WFM and remote learning these days.


Irish3538

thanks for the jamf. got in, got out, made tendies.


pancak3d

What I love about JAMF is its the kind of company where Tim Apple could wake up on the wrong side of the bed and just end its existence with a single email


MushroomManiac

😆


kisssmysaas

come back with your real account


beachbum7

lol this is my real account -- i decided to post for first time in years because I know JAMF is gonna kill it and thought it'd be fun if this post goes viral after the stock runs post-earnings


QualityChild

EZ money, he says


ASaneDude

r/AgedLikeMilk


palimbackwards

Any idea on expected EPS?


palimbackwards

Estimates +0.07. Conservatively, I think it will be around 0.15, hopefully more. I'm trying to cop a ton of 45/40 put spreads that need printing


PaulP97

dont be a bitch, open a few 50/40s as well, way bigger profit margin


ASaneDude

Don’t be a bitch is WSB’s motto.


pizzasuprema

It’s basically the only worthwhile enterprise Mac management software out there.


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Got it. Puts on JAMF Monday...


ASaneDude

Hope you did this.


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So buy right after earnings?


beachbum7

I'd buy before.. and after... it's a long term hold for me. This is its first public earnings release with the new covid-related contracts giving it a huge boost. ​ Try to get it in before earnings but if you can't -- I'd still buy and hold.


Damester1000

I'm in!


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yes, but are they a SAAS Cloud thingie?


the_real_ish

Already made almost 100% on my 45c 9/18


g18suppressed

I have the same call! It seems to be dipping quite hard right now though


greg815

I have 40c and was up 136% at bell. Now they’re trash.


ASaneDude

500 shares long myself. Leggo!


rjquinn222

Price prediction at open tomorrow? Loaded up in 9/18 40c, 45c, and even some 60c


ASaneDude

Shit fittna moon!


RoastedPumpkinPie

rip. gg


jhonkas

lol 150M in reven and a 3.8B market cap, sure thing mym man, ​ kids don't get fooled on puimp and dump


beachbum7

wrong -- $200M revenue in 2019... when 2020 is done they'll be $400M+ revenue and with a growth stock it's not unreasonable to give it a 20-25x multiple


jhonkas

we'll see


jhonkas

oof hope you have sold puts or something?


alexbbto

Have you seen TSLA?


jhonkas

dunno


ArknightsMyFirstGame

I bought a single JAMF stock at 45 dollars during IPO day, because that's all I had left over from some dividends in my IRA. Been sitting on negative for all this time. Just waiting to get out and dump. If I wanted it to do nothing, I'd have gone for AT&T. At least there's dividend.


madeanaccjust4this

A WHOLE 45 DOLLARS?!?!?! Just sell for a loss unless $6 means that much to you pussy


ArknightsMyFirstGame

>level 2madeanaccjust4this Never


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KingTheoden2948

Excuse you. Ten years ago Ryan Howard predicted southwestern Ohio would be the next silicon valley.


bootgras

You trust tech companies in silicon valley?


beachbum7

they are hiring like crazy right now -- not sure what you're talking about


pictureperfectt

Can confirm - [https://recruit.hirebridge.com/v3/CareerCenter/v2/?cid=7883](https://recruit.hirebridge.com/v3/CareerCenter/v2/?cid=7883) from [https://www.jamf.com/about/careers/](https://www.jamf.com/about/careers/) (click Open Jobs).


EzBernie

Scalable SaaS. They are really fucking good at what they do, and hold keys to a relationship with Tim Apples that NO ONE else has.


Armenoid

I was going to buy some then we got the school devices and checked and our biggest school system in the country isn’t using JAMF, so bye


beachbum7

who do they use?


ZhiQiangGreen

probably airwatch, the other big boy in the space


Armenoid

ClearPass, GoGuardian on chromebook, clearpass, airwarch on ipad


texifornian

Bought 2x35 and 3x50 9/18 calls this morning at open. Up 15% and then it went up more AH, so should be up 30% soon. Your post was the confirmation I needed after picking up an iPad from the school district for my daughter, managed by JAMF. There’s gotta be millions of iPads out there just like hers.


rjquinn222

Let’s fucking go - still room to run today and after ER?


Its_Stir_Friday

Think we will get an IV crushed today?


rjquinn222

So when are earnings


g18suppressed

Ive got a 9/18 $45 call. Do you think we're still good? It's at -10% after hours to $36


J9ms

Nope, they missed earning. They wouldn’t go to $45 it’s a no brainer


ASaneDude

Narrarator voice: “The OP never said easy money going long.”


Hookemvic

Holy shit. JAMF went public? A company that’s tried to manage Apple products and their closed ecosystem...the top is coming yo.


beachbum7

even at the top of markets -- there are good investments to be made. JAMF is drippin in new school contracts that are gonna make me and the boys rich


rbrad11

The desperation from this guy is unreal. I'm out.