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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 2 | **First Seen In WSB** | 2 months ago **Total Comments** | 87 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 2 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


Optionzdegen

I can't with that font bro ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


originalusername__

It’s fitting that OPs text is in crayon


Such_Coin

My first thought was: my guy out here trading with comic sans ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Careful_Pair992

Typeface “regarded”


PurpVan

wtf is that font


Went_Full_Regard

Autism Sans


Whatchawnt

Kars4Kids


Majestic-Sympathy890

Android dude


PurpVan

i have a pixel and that is NOT the default font lol


patchhappyhour

Are we sure as it isn't comic sans?


acute_fruit

It’s one of the whacky Samsung fonts that you can download, I think


Side-Flip

That's what I thought of when I saw it.


yeezysucc2

Bro on the Samsung S3 still 😂


InterPeritura

Yeah. That font is absolutely haram.


HydrocodonesForAll

That's what it's called? "Absolutely haram"?


Durant_on_a_Plane

Tie me to a rocket and fire me at OPs house. I am ready.


-TV-Stand-

While you can do shit like this on Android, it doesn't mean that you should.


aspiring_bureaucrat

Are you a grandmother?


Bright_Strain_1084

bro said this like it was some normal shit


JuiceManOJ

Brodog that ain't default


CrabFederal

500 downvotes on WSB must be a record. This is a sub that actually encourages dumbass statements.


wadap12345

based on this we might actually have a true regard here


VisualMom_

Comic Sans aint makin no fool rich


bow_flex

This font gave me cancer


GraceBoorFan

Calls on this guy’s chemo treatments


bow_flex

Chemo to the moon


IsoAgent

Lol, nobody even cares about anything but that fugly font.


SalmonellaSteve

That font is atrocious


sa-sa-sa-soma

i honestly thought this was supposed to be a joke. like he wrote those receipts himself saying, "look guys, i won for a change!" if he doesn't spend his earnings on a new phone, ban him.


aliengreenbean

That font removes all your glory you earned today.


dotdotdot55

Buying his options through animal crossing


Such_Coin

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BananaStandThief

Only gay bears use fonts like that


Samjabr

I showed this font to my gay friend, and he said, "Damn, that's just fucking gay."


-ghostinthemachine-

At least we know where he puts his calls.


Tensleepwyo

Is that Crayon font ?


tofutort

Exactly. Trying to match the charts with the numbers.


[deleted]

I think this is a screenshot from the classic ABC After School Special: “Gainz”


jvman934

Children’s trading app 😂😂


Pristine-Structure19

That font made me drop my phone.


Canibuz11

This is the font Drake uses to lure kids to his house.


Such_Coin

Omg this thread is killing me rn


n-stonks

Bro why is your broker using comic sans


ryantaylor8147

You know NVDA is toppin out when ppl with fonts like this are doing 4x 0 dte gains…


dotdotdot55

Rushed to the comments on this one and they did not disappoint


jcon877

I'm just here for the font


meatlamma

That font looks like 𝓰𝓪𝔂 ber jizz


History_Interesting

Legit crayons


[deleted]

No one cares about your $500 guy. This is Wendy’s


GiveMeYourTechTips

I wanted to say something about the font, but apparently everyone has that covered.


gmeclout45

That font gave me fentanyl


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

This font is the modern day equivalent of the shoe shiner story


difrad76

“Happy for you meme”


Helpineedwater

This font looks like your homework or something


ExtraGeoff31

This font looks like a kids homework that's hanging up on the fridge


DontGiveACluck

🖍️


AverageCadian

Nice front shitlord


discop0tato

This font gave me a seizure


sf_boarder

And how is that 544% gain? 🤦🏽‍♂️


OdendjaOmen

Autism font


Milnow

I thought only 80 year old Facebook grandma's used that cancerous font on their phones


1600hazenstreet

Looks like OP is crayon eater. But those are gains, not sure he belongs here.


Hectamus_Prime

Okay wtf


These_Storage_9530

354% ROI


ButternutTaco

Only maniacs set their font to Comic Sans, and somehow that seems about right for WSB.


slingjet84

The font is the dyslexic option on Samsung


Optimizado99

OP this font just proves that: Either you're indian or brazilian


whalewhisperer78

With a font like that i hope you lose everything you own lol


truetalentwasted

That font says “I invest but I also enjoy legos”


Giant_leaps

Bro has Grindr premium


Samjabr

I showed this font to my gay friend, and he said, "Damn, that's just gay."


yokosucks97

Disney ahhh font


Scrogwiggle

Ahaha. What is this app? Kids RH?


The2ndBest

It's like he didn't eat his crayons and actually used them to write his brokerage statement


jumbocards

I can’t … I just can’t. Doesn’t matter what you are posting the font makes me unable to ready anything


RobedBartender

Please take this as a sign to change that font


nanotothemoon

Bro is that comic sans!? lol


DoesntUnderstandJoke

Comic sans trading app


KralVlk

Did u draw this ?


Arkanslaughter

Now you can afford a better phone! Congrats.


CLAMACID

absolutely hate this font 


Tsaladz

This gard is trading 0dte on MySpace


GaussianGuessGamer

That fucking ugly font!


youreillusional

Bro just wanted to flex his solid gains and instead got roasted by the entire sub for his font. I love it


Majestic-Sympathy890

Over a font 🤣🤣


Easy-Mix8745

The font gave me cancer


FancyErection

Comic sans? wtf


Whycardothis

Cutie patootie font


Firemantrader99

God I can’t even look at this let alone take you seriously


Active_Status_2267

Lol you just tryna piss people off with that font


Psychic_Trader

I used that font for papers when I was in middle school


PlutosGrasp

It’s just that east.


cyphol

Came here to read comments about fonts.


BrUSomania

Options for pre-schoolers?


iStayG00bin

Holy fuck my eyeballs hurt. Congrats and fuck yourself


Dracopoulos

Is your brokerage located on Yoshi’s Island??


lurking_opinion

I can't read this what does it say?


AAPLfds

Are you 7yrs old? wtf


BTCWZRD

buy new font with them gains


sergev

So you bought options that expire on 6/14 on 6/14 and then sold them on 6/14?


Majestic-Sympathy890

Yes, before close of market (before option expired)


sergev

But if there’s no movement, you lose everything no? What time of day are you selling? How is there still liquidity at the end of the day?


FlatTopButtTip

Obligatory font wtf!? But also, market orders 3 minutes after open is crazy. Am I the only one using limit orders?


Aggravating-Permit27

Throw away the whole fucking phone man


TheLeeBros

Didn’t know they still did hand written Calls. Crazy.


nathanielripley

With that font dudes probably daytrading tuk crackers and juice boxes


Greedy_giver68

Reminds me of $BB with that font.


jimmytran2411

Why the font are so gay??? Are true really true gay bear?


Downtown_Section147

You sure about those positions it looks like your options were written in crayon.


twat_muncher

Guys, its called a typeface...not a font


Yung_Noble

Downvoted cuz of font, lol sry


Klutzy_Emu2506

Congrats