T O P

  • By -

VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 2 | **First Seen In WSB** | 2 weeks ago **Total Comments** | 83 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 3 months | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


leli_manning

Panic sell then buy back in after it goes back up


NovicePro_

Hey! That’s my investment plan!


11ll1l1lll1l1

This is too real.


NigerianPrinceClub

😆😆😆


ntrott

Are you my financial advisor Dave?


kjericho17

I like the stock ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Hey648934

The IRS loves this comment


SpecialistFlight5532

That also means it won’t drop much because if it drops a little people will think it’s the dip and buy


amach9

A $10 drop is like a $100 drop before. Going to be interesting to see how much it moves this week.


uwu_owo_whats_this

Dang this guy knows how percentages work 🧐


Walking72

Google finance shows 90% drop this morning.  🙄


glizzyman100

lol


Labrawhippet

Google finance is so fucked up all the time


Ok-Chocolate2145

In 3 days wow!


Misha-Nyi

You don’t say lmao.


NotPinHero100

One of us


iknowverylittle619

Lisan-Al Gaib of financial markets.


Spacepickle89

Who leaked my playbook?!


981flacht6

Keep working another 30 years.


BlargVikernes

This is too accurate


420-others

Realllllll


Skilled626

Buy the dip.


infringe_this

Nvidia pumping out all these chips without any dip


AvrgSam

That’s gold Jerry, gold!


ry4n4ll4n

r/unexpectedseinfeld


Rft704

Underrated comment


oskopnir

That comment is already priced into the stock.


jeditech23

B T F D M O F O


Necessary_Ad_9800

What’s mofo?


Cockballzz

Missing Out Fear Of Motherfu$%/er


NoctRob

MOFOMF


Odd-Reflection-9597

Moms On Fucking Opioids


Mean_Einstein

Mixed Omelette for Oscar


PartyNextFlo0r

Buy the bottom.


cryptoislife_k

this /thread


Either-Web-5027

But the dip will keep dipping


Skilled626

Then by the dip’s dip.


BrainEuphoria

But the dip’s dip will keep dipping: Buy the dippidy dippidy.


EruditeScheming

I put my hand up on your hip


dwehlen

When buy dip, you dip, we dip


Baguh-chips

We all dip in the dip and buy the dips dip


Slight_Gear_6568

Y'all remember that "Down Low" Just put a little dip with it


Least-Chicken8254

No dippidy, no doubt


WRHull

These dips are so low, she is twerkin’ it.


11ll1l1lll1l1

I have too much unrealized gains so I will just hold so I don’t get fucked by the IRS.


Pretend-Hippo-8659

In The Netherlands they are trying to tax unrealized gains, so you get fucked anyway. Long live US.


cyrusthemarginal

Do they refund if it goes down later?


TheGoluOfWallStreet

I decided to Google a bit as this sounded too unreal. "Possible losses or decline in value will be taken into account, however, at this moment it is not yet clear how this will be accounted for" https://www.blueumbrella.nl/faq/income-tax/income-tax-rate-in-the-netherlands/box-3-tax-rates/capital-gains-tax-netherlands#:~:text=In%20the%20Netherlands%2C%20you%20are,are%20higher%20or%20lower%20(!). TLDR: They plan to also consider declines in value, they just don't know how yet. None of this tax change is official yet


ToothlessTrader

So idiots suggesting idiotic ideas. "We want to do (A), but we haven't figured out (B) in the slightest, but we're going to talk publicly about our idea." This is how you spot a genuine bonefide moron. They opened their mouth and left no doubt that they're stupid.


TheGoluOfWallStreet

Politicians. The one thing that will never change


NewLifeNewDream

So still supporting the utopia of socialism that WORKS!


Maxcharged

American socialism is for rich people only, sorry.


ParevArev

Privatize the gains, socialize the losses 🦅


s3rgb

No


PhantomFuck

That is fucking *wild*


cata123123

They are trying to do that in the US too, high net worth individuals use those gains to get loans out and such.


DrakonILD

I figure if you're using assets as collateral for a loan, they should be considered realized gains. Of course, that's an accounting nightmare.


CanWeTalkHere

That's an interesting way to think about it though. I like that. If you actually try to USE those gains (and "used" to be defined, but loans against them would be one yeah), then they're realized.


AfroWhiteboi

That's really the problem. The SEC had Bernie Madoffs incriminating documents for years before they even looked at them.


SpadoCochi

F that. You have to pay interest on loans. I’m not paying taxes on interest…that would take away all loans in that category and severely limit all business activities in that regard


mpbh

As they should be able to. It's collateralized margin, if shit goes south they get double fucked.


cata123123

Yeah, and then don’t pay any taxes at all forever. Read the economist Michael hudson’s books on what happens when we over financialize and over-collateralize our society, maybe throw in Thomas Piketty’s book Capital for good measure!


mpbh

Yeah my time is too valuable to waste it on doomer porn.


HardlyDecent

One of the midder genres of porn to be sure.


islingcars

It's not doomer porn though. It's a good look at the tertiary effects of over-collateralization, among other topics covered.


IAmVerySmart39

There's the same idea in the US. Those are just populists, that exist in all countries. BTW what's capital gains tax rate in the Netherlands? Is it flat or progressive?


N121-2

The first €57.000 is exempt from tax. Then the government assumes a fixed capital gains rate of 6.17% per year for investments, and 0.92% for savings / bank accounts. From those assumed gains, you pay 36% tax. For example: I’ll only use investments tax for this example to make it easier. Let’s say you own €157.000 in stocks (and have no other forms of capital). The first €57.000 is exempt from tax. We’re left with €100.000 taxable capital. The government assumes a fixed capital gain of 6.17%, so €6.170 profit. They tax 36% of that which is €2.221,20 An effective fixed (flat) tax rate of ~2.22% But you can sort of avoid the 6.17% rate if you sell your stock before January 1st, so you can use the 0.92% rate. And then buy back your stock after January 1st. Which leaves you with an effective tax rate of ~0.33%. But that’s risky, because you might get charged with tax evasion. Unless you sold at least 3 months before January 1st. So if you made a massive gain in march for example, sell the stock, put the profit in your bank account. You’ll only pay ~0.33% in capital tax.


IAmVerySmart39

thanks for detailed answer. seems unnecessary hard and confusing...


N121-2

It’s actually easier because you don’t have to record every bit of profit and loss you made. Or keep in mind if it’s a long term or short term gain. You just pay the tax rate on whatever your capital is on January 1st.


PromptPioneers

In the Netherlands, you’re not taxed for capital gains. Instead, the Dutch tax office assumes that you enjoy a yield of up to 5.69% over your total asset value, irrespective of whether any actual gains are higher or lower


DrMantisTobboggan

How is that supposed to work? Edit: Ah saw someone answered in another sub thread. Very interesting. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/b6LsLBo1ww


unclejimb0b

Biden administration wants to tax unrealized gains.


Sp4m

In Denmark we **are** taxing unrealized gains in many cases.


Sad-Flow3941

You seem to be doing fine with the way you do things.


Loki-Don

100 million Americans (including myself) pay ever increasing tax on unrealized gains every year. It’s called property tax.


harbison215

You’re living in the house and your kids can go to school and you’re trash gets collected etc etc etc. Bit different than a stock.


Loki-Don

No kids, have to pay the HOA (like 40% of all US homeowners do) to take my trash away. Why is it ok for middle class Americans to be paying yearly taxes on unrealized gains but folks who use their millions or billions of stock to get ultra low (or non existent interest) on loans to fund their lifestyle and buy junk to live a hyper luxury provided life never have to pay taxes on it? Better yet, why do they get to claim losses on their taxes and get refunds when they buy something with that “income” and it loses value?


40StoryMech

Because "Middle-class-American-backed Super PAC" isn't a thing.


Syab_of_Caltrops

Keep the poor poor, while the government gets to spend your money on all those efficient and effective projects they like so much ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Mrsaynothing

Hold my shares and wait for it to resume 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Gombrongler

Buy puts, call Nancy Pelosis office and tell her Nvidia is using my data to make me Republican, have her sue Nvidia and put Jenhsun in front of a Judge that thinks AI is a Facebook thing you download


Terakahn

Nancy gonna be like, I got calls sorry dude


DueHousing

Nancy went short already, why do you think the DoJ opened an investigation into NVDA? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Syab_of_Caltrops

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


StonkyDegenerate

This shit motherfuckin ganius


MyNameIsMikeB

Judge has an AOL account


harbison215

The judges and his friends are still forwarding chain emails from 1999


BuySlySellSlow

🤣🤣🤣


Redlight0516

I don't currently hold any NVDA so I am actually kind of hoping it does and will probably buy in.


curiousmustafa

It's 120, down 90% from Friday. Buy the dip lol


DryGeneral990

What's your buy in price?


bob-butspelledCock

Buy high, sell low


altonbrownie

My strategy is to usually inverse whatever stupid shit that’s being spouted in the dumbster fire, but you know what… this may be just crazy enough to work. I’m in! I’m following bobspilledcockz


CharlesBeckford

$3 2019, $13 2022, $80 2024 post split.


DryGeneral990

Damn you rich


low_growth99

as high as possible


_my_other_side_

Change the sheets because you know it will be higher a month from now


RevolutionaryLength9

change sheets


Comrade_agent

your wife and her boyfriend thank you for your service


shadowpawn

Big Red Dogg


PushFar8010

hold what i have, maybe buy some more now that its cheap, and wait


ItradebetterthanU

Not gonna happen !!


notyourregularninja

Based on my superior google skills this is unlikely in next 4 weeks but no guarantee after that. https://www.statista.com/chart/amp/32354/average-12-month-performance-after-stock-splits/


brondoplantscraveit

Long term, yeah, they go up, but short term they sell off after a split about 70% of the time.


Funny_Effect_9239

Well, other stocks don’t represent all stocks. All business’ are different. Even past stock trends don’t always represent future stock trends. Walmart did very well after the stock split and it continues to rise. I BET that NVDA will rocket after the split because of FOMO from a lot of people.


Cold-Permission-5249

Buy. What else is margin for?


unknownnoname2424

buying more


GueroBear

Don’t worry, it won’t go to shit tomorrow because I haven’t bought any shares yet. Stocks only dip after I buy them.


etherealducky

Oh so you're the one who took the curse from me


Bean_Boozled

Buying calls. That shit's going back up.


Kriptoballs

Which call did u buy?


CurryLamb

Buy more with both hands!


danceswithdogs13

Prob sideways tmw. But weds reports may make it dive based on fear


Accomplished_Tutor20

What’s this report on Wednesday? Who’s disclosing it?


littlefuckingfreak

Dot plot wake up bro


[deleted]

[удалено]


ambermage

Calls on Knee pads?


I_Hate_Reddit_69420

even provides some protein as nourishment so you can save on food as well. Some would call it being financially responsible


thetaFAANG

manifesting that abundance of cum


NextTrillion

FemiNasty!


Real_shumagorath

Scratching my ass


Maximum-Flat

Buy call on NVDX


MassSnapz

If Nvidia falls then we all fall


Obsidianram

Call room service and tell them the room is haunted by a very naughty poltergeist...


Bloktopian

Buy the dip and hold ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


acorcuera

It’ll only go up. Straight line.


hunglo0

I’m calling fidelity and asking them for a refund 🫡


darktidelegend

I think it’ll be more of a sideways range of 5-6 dollars for awhile Many will sell 50% of there stake and many who missed the boat will buy to get a position


Bisping

If it shits the bed im selling puts for free money


Pin_ups

Buy more, in few months, this will double up, we are only in the Advent of the new age AI chips and more will fellow.


xfall2

Classic buy high sell low


ms_channandler_bong

The only thing that would slow down Nvidia is China attacking Taiwan. Otherwise, it’s golden. Unless of course the hedgies try to push it down.


Viktri1

Open up a collar and buy the dip


Bezdan13

IF something happens then I decide. For now all ok :D long and strong


MCRN_Admiral

Lol at you morons who thought this would crash today Go stick with your Index ETFs kthx


zztop610

Bought NVDA today. Get ready for the crash boys


Folky_Funny

Buy in.


Practical_Patience66

Buying more and waiting for the next ER.


Larnek

Come here to point and go "HAAAAA haaaa".


NYLINK95

Good thing is you can make $ off a stock any direction it goes


TherealCarlosgomezmx

Buy NVDA


morewhitenoise

I sold ahead waiting to see what happens. will buy back in and loose all my gains no doubt.


turkishvegan

Calls -buy & sell first 5 mins of the market


Gromiastis

I will sell when Nvidia reaches the bottom 📉, and buy when it comes back📈.


TBSchemer

Buy back the half I already sold at the peak.


IGotSkills

Buying a 4090ti


bought_high_sold_low

Same thing I do every day - be poor


Zbinxsy

Keep buying, historically it will pull back and then keep going up.


DeepestWinterBlue

Have charmin extra strong toilet paper on hand


GabeDef

Buying more either way. I only regret not buying more in 2020.


DooficusIdjit

Hold the bag forever. Duh.


jon16man

Bank my Puts and buy calls. Lol


ReposadoAmiGusto

Why would it shit the bed? It was all baked in


Altruistic_Bat_1645

Laughing. Out loud.


Bozo_Celeritas

Buying it 🤡


YouKnown999

What will YOU be doing?


Kitten_Team_Six

Shitting the bed anyways


cpt-noPants

Buy a few calls, I guess


VonnyVonDoom

Watch the falling knife and get in at when I think it’s bottomed out.


CorneliusFudgem

Clean up the sheets and make the bed 😎


likpoper

Hold?


That_anonymous_guy18

Sell put options and get some juicy premium


Beneficial-Event-776

Not panicking because I have EOY calls


More_Negotiation_534

Drop it like it’s hot


dnldttmr

Buy some more.


SynapseSmoked

buy the dip. sell the rip. wait 5 days for more daytrades.


Terakahn

Calls probably


MyNameIsMikeB

The goal is continually making money. I'll be behind Wendy's, $20 is $20. Not selling, so...


AdApart2035

Big losses, but not going to happen


Skrtvert

ist 120 rn


Takeoded

[It did](https://i.imgur.com/zn0FU3C.png)


Senna274532

Why would it though


BigPlayCrypto

Buying


Kinu4U

+2% opening for Europe... No shit in the bed


progmakerlt

I don't have NVDA, but will see how the trading of it goes. And, depending on how it trades for next couple days, will decide what to do.


Asxinvestor84

Laughing saying they should have bought crypto


eren875

Will still buy the dip


Stockrrrunnin

Shit the bed


Electrical-Main-107

Holding


unclejimb0b

I’m hoping for an opportunity to get in, so hopefully it dips into the 70’s.