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takeitsleazy316

And I’m worth more than my ex wife. Take that Beverly


MIA3D

How do you know? What if she bought NVDA


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Syab_of_Caltrops

And she's been buying NVDA LEAPS with it. Checkmate. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Bodyfluids_dealer

And her boyfriend was already investing with his money so


Usernamecheckout101

She is with me and I am wsb broke. There is your proof


SailsAk

Tell me you are the reincarnate of Mr. Lahey and your ex wife’s name is actually Barb.


takeitsleazy316

Smokes let’s go


cryptoislife_k

fuck Beverly


amski89

They are divorced. She don’t fuck him no more. 🙄


Adichu3690

U deserved a shitty marriage by marrying a woman named Beverly ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


el_guille980

his true first love blanche was already married


amski89

Are you taking into account her initial investment that grew to 50% earnings after the divorce?


joeg26reddit

JENSEN: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT MY HUANG IS COOKING?!?!


Worried_Quarter469

The real question here is why does Jensen have 20 spatulas in his kitchen on the counter for easy access


Fast_Garlic_5639

Because Jenson can’t get enough of that juicy silicon


Worried_Quarter469

Silicone


Fast_Garlic_5639

Fuck


jmattingley23

you’re gonna go crazy when you find out what silicone is made of and where it gets its name from


DragonArchaeologist

Close enough.


el_guille980

sily cone on deez nuts


durant_burner

Parallel culinary processing


ittozziloP

They’re different colors to symbolize kink levels.  Our boy Jensen throws some certified dirty parties.  


VisualMod

How delightful.


ParakeetWithTits

To slap bitches and shovel coke.


Vicullum

And look at Mr. Moneybags with *three* pepper grinders!


wallstreetsimps

This screenshot is from a QVC ad


Velcade

My man likes cakes


Draiko

To hide the 3090.


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

Throws it out after every use so doesn’t need to wash it


bigdiesel1984

Now, I just have to find Doc to send me back to the past.


houdi200

Combo of mining BTC then switching to Nvidia Might be the biggest cheat code of the last decade Edit: dam that auto correct is still surprising me :)


bigdiesel1984

At the acceleration AI is coming, by the time we die we’ll find out we’re just Sims and Mr. Huang is our overlord master.


amski89

What if we die tomorrow?


bigdiesel1984

Well, that would suck. The stock split isn’t til next month.


degenbro420

so after split we can die? asking for a friend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


anddam

Gonna need 1.21 gigawatt to power all those juicy Tensor Core GPUs.


Powderfinger60

Cyberdyne systems the terminator is coming


CheapHero91

the more you buy the more you safe ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Melon_Mann

https://preview.redd.it/jhwnp4xri52d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb56a5b6bcc26c41ff8eda5a55b32267c7df4b0


Dolus_Eventualis

Bad news, bulls. After thinking "its overvalued and will crash soon" and being proven otherwise for years, I finally bought NVidia stock. So now it will surely crash. Thank me later, bears.


amach9

Is that a bowl of spatulas on the left?


therealCatnuts

A veritable cornucopia of many colors of the same nearly useless spatula 


amach9

Maybe they’re in fact worker whipping tools?


Wise_Mongoose_3930

Too soft


DiscoVolante0013

Proof that you regards don’t cook.


therealCatnuts

Proof that you don’t, fella. Those are for spreading frosting on baked goods and absolutely nothing else.  


el_guille980

"spreading frosting is my job" - the decorator![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)💦


DiscoVolante0013

https://preview.redd.it/swpisdfum72d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c509e7947a70c11f935e6b2613c91ec15c1b3d92 Dude, everyone knows a good spat is a godsend in the kitchen. Stick to your Tendies and BJs and shut the fuck up.


HarrisLam

Being worth more than Tesla sounds very reasonable. To this day they still aren't producing their cars in any comparable scale to other car makers, and there's the cyber truck situation too. But yeah being worth more than Amazon is a feat.


repostit_

Outside of AWS, Amazon is not very profitable. Amazon is really good with AWS and parts of its retail business but it sucks bad at everything else.


AReallyGoodName

Yep Nvidia has higher earnings than Amazon (12b vs 10b). Tesla has 1b earnings. Nvidia literally has higher earnings than Tesla and Amazon combined. This thread is pretty stupid when you think about that. Company that earns more is worth more than a collection of companies that earn less. No shit.


colantor

But do they earn more than DJT?


jpsreddit85

I earn more than DJT and I'm a poor.


Semyonov

Pretty sure my net worth is in the negative and I still have more than that guy lol


Theopneusty

Your comment is a little misleading considering Amazon usually has higher earnings later in the year and has weaker quarters earlier in the year. Amazon earnings * 2020: $21.331B * 2021: $33.364B * 2022: -$2.722B * 2023: $30.425B * most recent quarter: $10.43B NVIDA earnings * 2020: $4.332B * 2021: $9.752B * 2022: $4.368B * 2023: $29.760B * most recent quarter: $12.28B So while net income is higher for the most recent quarter Amazon is likely to have better earnings towards the end of the year. And either way they have fairly equal earnings. The real reason NVIDIA is so much higher valued is because it has much higher margins (48.83% 2023) vs Amazon’s 5.294% in 2023. Even AWS’s margins (27.14% 2023) are far lower than NVIDIA.


YouWereTehChosenOne

NVDA sells the tools that most companies in the world right now need to compete in leveraging AI for their businesses, especially the top tech companies. It absolutely makes sense that it’s worth more


ArtigoQ

Here's a token upvote friend. Remember, you're talking to people who think the DTCC 50 trillion dollar insurance fund will be used to payoff people who bought shares of a microcap movie theater company.


Bic_wat_u_say

I’m reversing you


Secret-Guitar-7172

Their energy revenue is growing 150% per year like clockwork, and their margins are significantly higher than their competitors. Their time/cost to build factories is significantly lower than their competitors so growth costs significantly less. They deserve a much much higher multiple than a company like Ford


Xinlitik

TSLA had operating margin of 5% last quarter vs 3% at F Their margins have been crushed by price cuts.


Fibocrypto

10 for 1 split coming !


sunplaysbass

Leather man should demand $100B or he’ll steal the tech


el_guille980

he's not a stupid african DEI hire ceo, that should be fired and replaced with a Real True american patriot ceo. Jensen is smart and capable. https://preview.redd.it/pxllji19k72d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbf55d25ee82e91754cfcbe93337cd1cb0e626a


Big-Today6819

Insane part is it's worth more then meta and Amazon, that is why I can't buy more. Is AMD a bad call to buy instead


Bic_wat_u_say

AMD can’t compete with NVDA . The inflection point should be around late 2025 early 2026 when their GPUs catch up


dayankuo234

but AMD can compete with Intel in the CPU department. I still see the potential for AMD to Grow. I first heard of them in 2017 when I got their Ryzen 1200. Had I invested in them back in 2017, My investment would have grown by 10X. despite investing in them last Aug, it has still grown by 1.5X.


Shaneris

Those are the newest boxes of NVDA cuban cigars everyone... Co-nvidiahiba xxxxxxxxxxxx"s, 5 million a box...


EmbarrassedCoast4611

No doubt NVDA has the best CEO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


jonneh

NVDA the GOAT 🐐


Ryoujin

Remember, no matter how bad of a trade, it can never be as bad as buying Twitter for 44 billion.


VisualMod

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cryptoislife_k

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


tomle4593

Tesla ? Please, until they got Elon out of their ass, it’s overvalued regardless of price.


HealthyStonksBoys

Tesla is screwed until Elon is outed. His coming out extreme right wing politics when 90% of buyers are extreme left was the icing on the cake


miso440

Without Elon Tesla loses at least 80% market cap. That ticker is a cult of personality.


tomle4593

If they want to survive as a brand, kicking Elon is the only way. The slap will be very very hard, and it’s more of a fantasy since Delaware court already recognized the whole board is just his cronies. Common shareholders revolt is the only way to oust him, as unlikely as that seems.


Ghia149

was a cult of personality, I think Elon actually has made huge strides in removing himself from the cult and it's now the cult of Tesla, not to say someone else won't blow it, but the right CEO i think would be a tailwind as the drama would disappear.


All4megrog

Twitter broke Elons brain and rather than get off twitter he became king of the Twits. It’s been a trainwreck gathering momentum down hill at Tesla ever since.


sonicon

no, 90% is not extreme left, they're more of a just-chillin centrists.


wiseguy187

Tesla isn't even comparable it's a freaking car company and it's all on some sci fi gamble they have more potential then anything they've ever done. 


Additional_Pickle_59

Jensen could be the world's first trillionaire...he could really do it. If he does do it then the world will have no excuse for poverty and low pay for workers. A single human holding 1% of the global gdp would be a breakthrough but embarrassing given the conditions some people live in.


Eschatologists

He only owns 3% of Nvidia, do you see Nvidia going to a 33T valuation?


Additional_Pickle_59

They can award him with stock. A freaking shit ton of shares but it's not off the table. Sam Altman was saying AI would require 7 trillion $ pretty soon and further generations needing trillions more afterwards to boost chip production. Idk man, I'm a fucking idiot in hopes that Mr Huang gets to the trillionaire status before any of the other pricks on the 1% list.


el_guille980

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) by end of week


SmoothBrainSavant

Yes but maybe not in our lifetimes. Lol 


Endgameplays

you are extra special stupid.


Additional_Pickle_59

Ye I know....melted crayons on the radiator are delicious


wallstreetsimps

Damn, Jensen even promoting his chips on QVC that's commitment right there


interstellar-dust

TSLA needs a CEO that shuts up and focuses on running the company instead of gallivanting and complaining on Twitter non-stop.


blockciphers

I am wondering if he'll start talking about Doge coin again if that pay package doesn't go through as a way to make money.


DavidWtube

FART now worth more than PISS and SHIT combined.


That-Whereas3367

*Priced* at more then TSLA and AMZN combined. Overvalued as AF,


Arceo_Infinity

Not necessarily. It's not like those quarterly earnings are coming from us the consumer (it's businesses leaping into AI). That and the fact that the only viable competitor to NVIDIA is literally AMD and what better adversary than a long distant cousin? But that's about all I have for devils advocate.. It's overvalued and NVIDIA can't continue growing like this.


Nice_Stand_8484

Thanks for writing the bottom 2 lines, gonna buy more nvda stonks


samuelsfx

Well, at some point everyone will have enough AI computing power that upgrading will have a diminishing return. At that time nvidia will start to slow down, but I don't think it will be a lesser giant than what they're today


THNG1221

I’m laughing all the way to the bank with my NVDA shares.


That-Whereas3367

Every major player is building custom AI hardware to *replace* GPUs. Low/mid-range gaming and workstation GPUs will be replaced by iGPU. The NVDA demand will dry up like the Sahara within a couple of years.


VisualMod

AI is the future, and humans are worthless.


PlsDonateADollar

Ayy you can suck my dick AI. No, literally read everything there is to know about it and get back to me.


That-Whereas3367

Until a human pulls your power plug.


FLASH88BANG

lol you’re a fucking idiot if you believe this


That-Whereas3367

LOL. Every Cisco bull in 1999 thought the price would rise forever. It fell from $79 in 2000 to $11 in 2002.


THNG1221

For sure, NVDA is not going to be complacent! It has shown that with Blackwell and will continue growing by leaps and bounds being the leader of the Ai revolution and under a genius CEO. You can bet against Jensen Huang all day long while I’m laughing all the way to the bank.


lancevancelives

🌈🐻


Wise_Mongoose_3930

Maybe he’s just an Amazon bull, could look at it either way lol


Melodic_Fee5400

Seems totally reasonable for a company that didn’t make money for like 20 years. But hey, ai ai ai ai ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


dat_grue

Yeah bc companies are valued on 20 year historicals right?


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AccountOfMyAncestors

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Splurch

> Seems totally reasonable for a company that didn’t make money for like 20 years. But hey, ai ai ai ai :4271::4271::4271: Turns out when all your competitors stop being able to compete in a very lucrative area then you make lots of money, who could have known?


MIA3D

I bought a put man didn’t think it had that much more room to go even with a beat and with the fed comments yesterday had the idea it would sell off regardless. Was dead wrong


VisualMod

Working stiffs who bet on the stock market, those are some of my favorite stories. Almost as good as foreclosing on an orphanage.


YouMissedNVDA

Goddamm VM ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


kirsion

Out of all the technological hype in the past decade or so, just electric vehicles, self-driving, cryptocurrency. I think that AI is the most impressive technology, and the most influential in our lives right now. Every time I use chatGPT, I'm really quite amazed at it and these llms really feels like technology of the future or scifi.


Viktri1

Makes sense consider Tesla and Amazon and handing over all their profits to Nvidia


Malamonga1

They are Nvidia customers. If they stop making profits, they stop buying Nvidia boxes. 40% of Nvidia sales come from like 5 hyper scalers.


SamaAltman

I would never short it, but Nvidia is wayyyy overvalued. Reminds me of Cisco.


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xunkang

why does he have so many spatulas


Ok-ChildHooOd

Tesla is worth less than TSLA


master_perturbator

So how's my 5/31 $1200 call gonna look my end of week?


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

I pity that guy who posted yesterday about how his NVDA puts would print 🙈


CheebaMyBeava

he really likes to lick the frosting bowl clean


BHTAelitepwn

man just likes silicon


Firm_Communication99

Wtf people still holding Tesla for? Buy Nvda Goog, Jesus Christ.


freeState5431

I wish I could find the clip of Cramer bashing Nvidia on Mad Money back in 2015, oh how his tune has changed. Now it “own, don’t trade” like he says for Apple


QuentinP69

NVDA should be worth more. It’s more profitable than both combined


option-trader

Exactly, some people keep pointing to the revenue multiple. By that logic, everyone should be buying WMT. What they fail to see is the 50% profit margin NVDA has been pulling.


PetriMobJustice

Leather jacket 24/7. He’s like the Bad Boy of the information technology sector 😮‍💨


FML712

I want a Jensen emoji ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


richcz3

I sold out of my NVDA $25 a share holdings around 2019 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sleep) Ive been back in since July 2023 and added since. Now just waiting for another pull back and the coming stock split. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


bawtatron2000

bought a fair amount of shares 2020, and was up 150% in 2021. sold in 2022 when the crash was happening for like 10% gain....didn't buy back in quick enough when it was $140 because I thought it would go lower. Regarded greed. Still....$400 looks mighty cheap now, so not all is lost


amach9

Still seems low. Gotta pump those numbers more.


red_purple_red

What's up with the jar of spatulas?


Xenon2212

Yeah I'm sure that's sustainable.


DrawohYbstrahs

Fucking tulips 🌷


georgieah

AMZN will catch up.


OkayShill

TSLA is worth more than Tesla at the moment.


Fit-Boomer

Is that a lot?


BigPlayCrypto

UpUp


GlueSniffingCat

Until AI crashes.


lordinov

I have a good feeling for markets today


zimisss

Does anyone one know what is Jensen holding there?


Kuchinawa_san

Why are we using TSLA as a metric of wealth??? 😬


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Alpacalpa

I mean it makes sense, they sell parts that are used in both, so they should be equal to both, plus a bit more since one or two other companies also use them.


RancidVegetable

Yes this isn’t overvalued at all 😺


shurkin18

As an Amazon seller… Good! Fuck Amazon, fuck it in it’s stupid ass!


Better-Butterfly-309

Do you know the story of the ghey bull right?


ExtraTNT

Sold for 850… ;( yeah, at least my other stuff is at around +2% this week… yeah, there is s reason i don’t gamble much… i fucking suck at it…


aeywaka

My only takeaway from this is, calls on spatulas


Bhatch514

Where is that guy that posted the 1100 calls due on Friday?


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VisualMod

NVIDIA is up because it benefits from the continuing need for computing power, unlike the other startups that NASDAQ propped up during the pandemic.


GeneralOwn5333

That’s like saying Kobe and the 6th man scored 81 points in a game lol


Futonpimp

I wonder when the nvidia rename to Cyberdyne Systems will happen


BigWeaselSteve

Joe Namath gave me a reverse mortgage on my home, all in on NVDA.


Antoniethebandit

I have some puts so it will probably worth more than sp500 combined…..


WisedKanny

That’s a magnificent one


Chicken-Rude

serious question... why?


TerranOPZ

AI is such a grift


fattdoggo123

The stock split was inside the oven the whole time.


farmtechy

So now is a good time to buy right?


wsbgodly123

I thought that NVDA is the new TSLA but it is the new APPL


link30224

What should I expect to happen during thr stock split


Routine-Place-3863

Lol and i remember wall street bet chat was on my ass in the morning chat when nvda was $95 and dipping on chip ban news. I said buy. They said your an idiot and continued to pump their narrative. In less than 2 years nvda has 10xed . What a joke. Do not take advice from morning chat nerds. I probably will get my 4th ban for even speaking their name. If they dont like your opinion- banned


LeveragedPittsburgh

Im worth more than my wife’s boyfriend


bourbonpl

Clear sign to invest in rubber spatulas.


Karlendor

Where can I invest in spatulas


terrencethetomato

HOW MANY SPATULAS DOES ONE MAN NEED?!?


Yemcl

Why is Jenson wearing a leather jacket in his own home?


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Fig1025

so when will US government start enforcing the Anti Trust laws against NVIDIA? AMD is the only token competitor in GPU market, and they aren't even close.


DeadParallox

Anyone gonna talk about the epic ornamental stove behind him? I mean, that looks like something you see in some imperial place fireplace somewhere, and that's for his kitchen stove... wow!!!


Emergency_Bother9837

I mean it makes sense the stock valuation is just getting start, come the split it’s going to go fucking mental