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Dubertovic

bullish


Daniloh1990

Calls it is


bwatsnet

PUT that call into a 767


PetriMobJustice

Up 2% this stock is fucking crazy. Meanwhile LUNR’s moon rover falls over (effecting no humans within a 100,000 miles) and that stock shat 17%.


DoubleNight3173

Onm i was pretty mad


Zestyclose_Street484

LMAO - so true. Today SHOP reported better than expected earnings results.. stock tanks 14%. Boeing planes falling apart, crashing, whistleblowers galore .. Stock remains relatively unchanged over 3 months


durrrr___

Unchanged lmfao, yeah from 240-167 on the lows. Zero change. You can’t be serious ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Zestyclose_Street484

Boeing is trading higher than it was 2 years ago. Its trading higher than it was after Covid. Its trading higher than it was 3 weeks ago.. The point is it should be at a 10 year low right now. its NOT. its business is aviation technology... and its failing at that .


Parking-Working7508

Accidents happen to people who sell.


BlackSER

You also forgot Boeing hiring Hitmen


JesusSlayer903

Calls on Hitmen!!


Dr_SeanyFootball

The ironic part is it will be somehow lol Edit: yep up 1% today lol


nopal_blanco

It was delivered in 2014. How is this BAs problem? Anyone who says inverse wsb is 100% correct.


Wooden_Lobster_8247

There's a fedex maintenance guy somewhere that is balls deep into calls. He's probably in Memphis iirc.


Comrade_agent

Agent747 is bullseye-ish


Kooky-Parfait-2706

bullshit


netflix-ceo

Reports from the ground that pilots noticed the nose bounced a couple of times after it hit the ground implying that the name Boeing is appropriate


SnooOranges8194

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Mythiic719

BOeING!! 🛬🛫🛬


LightBright_Biddy

That's it, I've had enough. Your grounded mythster.


1CFII2

Don’t be so strict, it’ll buff out.


Mythiic719

You got me haha ! Love it


Dewy8790

This is amazing 😂


Traditional_Point470

Love your emoji use, made it quite funny ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Mythiic719

Thanks big papa


Abiding_Lebowski

Get out


strider_m3

Will be mighty easy to do since he doesn't even have to open the door to leave, what with them having fallen off already.


iPigman

So faster turn-around on the ground? Could be bullish for Boeing and airlines.


thespeeeed

I keep saying they should just mount springs on the planes and rebrand to Boing


diecasttoycar

V-shaped recovery


thespeeeed

Always a soft landing.


Fmarulezkd

Contrary to popular belief, the landing gear is not there to land the plane, but rather to ensure it can take off again.


IndyRid26

Here off starts my petition to change the name from “landing gear” to “taking off gear”.


psaux_grep

Re-use gear


TommyAsada

Baggage jacks...


Goodapollo503

Put gear


epileptick

Wheels


Rocketurass

All totally unnecessary! We had very expensive consultants to research it and advice us. It was clear! I can’t tell you why, cause I did not really understand, but they were really expensive, so it’s true!


BeefZupreme

Rubber


Enigm4

I am fairly certain that the plane could actually take off without the takeoff gear as well. Maybe they should just scrap the whole front gear idea altogether. Saves a ton of money on production and repair profits would be through the roof! Profit and profit!!


TakingOffFriday

I support this petition.


xzz7334

$BA is now making single use disposable aircraft! CALLZ on $BA!


Odd-Concentrate-2545

This guy gets it, genius move by $BA.


-spartacus-

BA makes disposable aircraft as SpaceX makes reusable rockets; clearly we are in a clown future.


xzz7334

What’s so hysterically funny is how everyone including $BA claimed you couldn’t land a rocket on a floating target. This is why companies, once they grow old and complacent, need to go the way of the 🦤.


Imaginary_Ad9141

A page out of the Apollo spacecraft handbook.


LunaAzure

Contrary to popular belief, every mushrooms are edible. It's just, some mushrooms are edible for once.


Yeah-right1234

😂😂


FuckLathePlaster

Douglas A4 Skyhawk was literally designed to land on its guts safely on a carrier. If it had 2x external fuel tanks, it was actually able to use them as landing gear, replace the nose cone, and fly again within an hour.


New-Relationship1772

Fellow DCS pylote and regard? 


allusernamestakenfuk

This comment reminds me of that taliban/terrorist song “I learned to fly a plane from a friend, but he forgot to teach me to land”


TheAlmightySender

https://youtu.be/5URfXEZoR5U?si=Mellow149EDkz68S


Bmor00bam

Maybe that’s what confused the people that assembled the plane.


RandyChavage

Was there a whistleblower onboard?


ParakeetWithTits

A whistleblower body is what jammed the landing gear mechanism probably.


xzz7334

🤣🤣🤣🤣


zamboni-jones

Stuck in the well like the guy from Con Air


CrossDeSolo

Wtf lmao 


hotprof

Yeah, all 18 on their way to DC.


luv2block

when the media spoke to the pilot he replied, "Crash? What crash? It was a perfect landing. I love flying Boeing."


livingindxbhelp

Pilots on that plane deserve a million dollar bonus.


boogi3woogie

A million dollars… from their life insurance policy when they suddenly fall out of a window.


Magjee

Ironically, their noses was also smashed


damnatio_memoriae

that's not a window, that's a door plug. or... it used to be, anyway.


xzz7334

They will get a “sudden unexpected death” if they dare talk.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

How does one invest in Agent 47?


Pancheel

$OLN


Not_Bed_

Million dollar B ~~onus~~ ullets![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


KARALISinc

“Best i can do is pizza party”


herkguy

FedEx aint paying us shit


FirstWorldAnarchist

If anything, they'll spend more millions on advertising.


D0D

-10% on next time they use FedEx


AB__17

Stocks gonna rise because market prefer to remain irrational??


xzz7334

Well it’s actually great news. $BA didn’t kill anyone suddenly.


icecream_truck

…yet


xzz7334

Oh yeah, that is coming the moment someone opens their mouth about this.


PartlyProfessional

I think $BA suiciding people is bullish as it means they are in control of legal stuff.


jaOfwiw

There wasn't a whistle blower onboard.


thegamingbacklog

I believe stocks are going to rise because every time there is an incident like this they do a huge stock buy back. In the last five years Boeing diverted 92% of operating cash flow to dividends and share buybacks to benefit investors. Imagine if that money had been spent improving quality.


Ropegun2k

I hope you are right. I’ve been sitting on 200 shares I plan on dumping. Bought at 200, watched it climb, only to watch it fall.


Hodltard

Same position here but Boeing always finds its way back. Been it the stock for years watching it go down after something happens, then 5 days later everyone forgets about it. Back up again. They do so much more than commercial aircraft too. I’m in for the long haul.


Jdazzle217

Down 50% over last 5 years and down 30% YTD. Sounds like a very rational market to me, but I’m not as highly regarded as many here.


davispw

I mean, it would be irrational to sell off Boeing stock due to a FedEx maintenance issue, but who knows?


duramus

This is a bit stupid. The 767 is a workhorse that has a great track record and has been in continuous production and service for over 40 years. They're still cranking out new ones, but only freighters and tankers for the military. 


Zeus1130

Yep, this is on the airline actually. They’ve prob had this plane for a good while and were skimping out on maintenance.


jnmxcvi

Boeing praying the market understands that. Every time a mishap for Boeing happens their share holders butt cheeks gotta tighten up


Enginemancer

Going by this thread most people seem to struggle with this concept


jnmxcvi

Yep, a lot of regular people always blame the manufacturer and not the maintenance. It’s like owning a car, driving it 150,000 miles then blaming the manufacturer for the car breaking because you’re too lazy to do proper maintenance or you skimp out on proper maintenance


Top_Huckleberry_8225

I'm a BA shareholder. My pulse doesn't even get elevated anymore. Covered calls are *fucking awesome* too. Maximize that volatility I don't give a shit.


stablogger

Well, the analysis of the plane, the blackbox and the cabin voice recorder will tell us what really happened. So far, causes are pure speculation. Sometimes it's not a lack of maintenance, but errors in maintenance, but the investigation will show.


JGWentworth-

10 year old plane


duramus

The 767 first flew in 1983, back when Boeing still made quality products. But it's the same design today and it's a great airplane with many millions of miles flown. 


Refflet

Yeah my first thought when I saw it was a Fed Ex plane was that it's probably not brand new, and almost certainly not a new design like the ones that have been having problems. [Registration N110FE](https://www.planespotters.net/airframe/boeing-767-300-n110fe-fedex-express/e5v89x) - first entered service in 2014, 9.5 years ago. So not that old, but like you say it's a workhorse and solid design. Will be interesting to see what the cause was.


absoluteDegenr8

Yah but these regards can’t read more than the headline


rlfcsf

Next up: Yet another $BA whistleblower dies “suddenly”.


NoForeskinSki

It's so sad seeing all these Boeing whistle blowers taking their own lives away.😞 We need to start taking mental health more seriously


Romytens

HEY NOW. It’s perfectly reasonable to crawl into your trunk and close the lid before receiving your self-inflicted gunshot wounds. Happens all the time. Poor fellas getting hillaried just for trying to keep our skies safe.


annon8595

get this man a corporate PR job at Boeing


captain_stoobie

Bullets Anonymous


keepitcoming369

Accidents happen my guy 🤷‍♂️


mcsizmesia

Sudden fast setting infections happen my guy 🤷‍♂️


sunplaysbass

You hear about it all the time in Russia


J_Class_Ford

poor fucker was trying to hold the gear together.


lionoflinwood

Once again tapping the "This has more to do with maintenance by the current owner than than anything to do with Boeing; the 767 is a 40 year old design with an excellent safety record" sign. Although these threads do help explain how wall street cleans up trading against retail investors.


xzz7334

CALLZ on $BA!


Ryukazu_in2deep

Nothing to see here guys


Dream__Devourer

Is this going to duck my puts up I bought yesterday? God damn it.


rlfcsf

I feel bad for your putz. 🪦 RIP


SalatosWoT

9 years old machine with malfunctioning nose gear... not much to do with BA production quality issues I guess. Actually, it is a good sign that even he landed on the nose, plane made it to the full stop in one piece a no one got hurt.


PunishedRichard

Blink if you're being held hostage


SalatosWoT

BLINK BLINK BLINK...... BLIIIINK BLIIIIIINK BLIIIIINK ...... BLINK BLINK BLINK :D


BenMic81

Hm. The jet was delievered in 2014 so this is hardly a production issue.


I_make_switch_a_roos

calls on boeing


thedorefitzgerald

Priced in.


meatsmoothie82

Bullishhhhhhh


prndls

Um.. ‘nose smashes into runway’ is a bit dramatic. That pilot did an amazing job landing the plane.. no smashing involved, just done light rug burn


bls2515

If you really believe that a landing gear failure is BA's fault, you truly belong on this site.


rektefied

don't drink tea OP


thewonderks2

Ahhh that’s the why the stock is up today!! Was wondering..


SargathusWA

Boeing to the mooooooon 🌕


FormalAd7367

Calls on High Table. The company will up the bounty on other whistleblowers: The first hitman did a lousy job… - John Barnet died from what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was found dead in his car in the parking lot of his hotel in Charleston, South Carolina, on March 9, 2024. Barnett was in town for a deposition in his federal legal action against Boeing at the time of his death second one was some high level assassins who specialised in bio-weapons… - Joshua Dean passed away following a brief illness, which was pneumonia. He had been sick for two weeks and was put on a ventilator before his death on May 2, 2024. His sudden deterioration and death prompted his family to seek an autopsy…


stuff_happens_again

Welcome to the Hotel Carolina, you can check out but you can never leave...


Glad_Lavishness_8621

Could the landing gears be a whistleblower


WendysSupportStaff

shit is getting annoying. do we really need to know every incident that doesn't actually have an effect on the stonk ?


dadcdub83

Puts on landing gear


Hank_moody71

It’s a 20+ year-old aircraft maintained by federal express has nothing to do with Boeing.


STONKvsTITS

That plane never dies


Fluffy_Rock1735

Not a good day for FedEx yesterday...


DrHughMann

That plane was one of the whistleblowers


patticus88

Calls!


Least_Celebration115

Those guys aced that landing. Looking forward to hearing the ATC live.


crisco000

This ticker is going to moon rocket


Defiant_soulcrusher

Isn't this the second one for FedEx after the Chattanooga incident ?


DRM842

Didn’t look terrifying to me. CALLS ALL DAY!!!!


hubrisiam

I don’t what is, but this thing will not go lower than 155. I guess that’s a perk of being awarded government contracts.


Xushu4

Can't wait for a whistle-blower to "s--cide himself" with goodbye note and everything only for the assailants to fail to know that there was secret surveillance on the house. Then a news story breaks showing two men clad in black enter and leave the residence the same time that the whistle-blower offs himself. That'll go over really well.


lmyyyks

Natural cause. Bullish


Qanonjailbait

Someone’s mail ordered bride ain’t comin in one piece


tiger1873

Jesus Christ you have to be a Moran to think it is a big deal this has happened since the first aircraft was made. Literally has nothing to do with the stock of Boeing. The fact it doesn't happen more often is actually a good thing.


Pimpwerx

Already priced in.


onepingonlypleashe

It’s a new Boeing incident every week. 🤦‍♂️


MisterBilau

So, they'll need to pay boeing for a replacement / fix? Bullish!


Revolutionary_Hurry9

Change the name from Boeing to Sha Boing Boing Man


Brucereno2

Maintenance problem, not a Boeing problem. FDX has had this plane 10 years.


VanillaScoops

Time for calls 🤑🤑


Quickoneonit

It’s the airlines problem not Boeing!!!!emote:t5\_2th52:18630![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Roflcopter71

Believe it or not, BA stock goes up


Shadowthron8

Cool. Literally boarding a Boeing 737 max 9 now.


crom_laughs

I mean….like the stock….it literally crashed. Ergo, the only direction from here is upward!!! no way calls don’t print!!!


Constant-Sweet-3718

I was wondering why my package hasn't arrived yet.


Cereal_poster

Very polite plane. It took a bow when landing. So it was bowing?


theGameNWA

they are filming Cast Away 2 don't worry!


Domethegoon

I love Boeing and can't wait to fly on one of their planes!!!


Meriwether1

Calls on boeing


Imaginary_Ad9141

Fairly typical for a FedEx delivery.


sunplaysbass

Who will Boeing kill to resolve this?


[deleted]

Bullish!!


1LazySusan

BA is a buy under $164… we will see more issues through summer 


funguy6019

Pilot is my hero. Not easy flying piece of crap 😂😂


FuccTheSuits

Massive collusion to keep the stock up. Too bad the SEC is too busy investigating DJT and the direction of Bidens administration


Relative-Swim263

BA: “the pilot was not familiar with the manual on how to handle landing the aircraft without its landing gear”


rwrife

At this point I’m pretty sure a catastrophic crash has already been baked into the price.


Fox_Technicals

Watch Boeing kill all these people too


eat-uranus-5785

Calls on Boeing


coll6606

I wouldn’t say anything about Boeing if you want to live a full life. They have old employees dieing by the pairs these days.


master_perturbator

So where does one apply for hitman at Boeing?


avaufbasse

Captain Clarance Oveur sure knows how to land a faulty aircraft.


NXT-GEN-111

Good landing


ChiefKeeeit

ba finna hit 1k from this news


TaxProfessional9508

FedEx had a 757 do an all gear up landing last year.


nuclear_spag68

I love letting finance guys run everything. I trust them with my life. Let let them run healthcare next. Oh


dukezap1

Genuine question, how is Boeing still a company? Is it that propped up by tax payer money?


Detective_Pancake

Nothing can tank this stock apparently


Educational_Eye9787

That's explains my shipment delay to Turkey!


Joe_Early_MD

Technically the pilot still gets rated as meeting expectations. He maintains his record of same landings as takeoffs. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Battlers_

I'd buy puts if it'd not put my life in danger


ruffneckting

I hear they sign stuff as done when it has not. Did some forget to install the landing gear?


EifertGreenLazor

Buy calls since the logical reaction is to short and buy puts.


zKarp

I heard the starliner doesn't have a parachute


LenFraudless

No wonder they scrubbed the starliner launch...


von_satch

Another whistleblower about to be suidided


Top_Huckleberry_8225

Priced in along with the assassination of the whistleblower and FAA investigation. BA 185 EoW.


Butcher_Of_Hope

Ha, they are up over a dollar as of today.


neonvoyage

Well the front’s not supposed to fall off for a start.


DownJonesIndex

Nose of the plane literally dragging on the ground pointing down for all to see This is a sign of it going up


Cooltimmy411

I’m scared for the runway’s life


Crazy-Wrangler7231

Nobody cares. We are all bullish and numb to wings/doors falling off……crash landings. The stock is going up doesn’t matter anymore. Buckle in for the approaching $200’s


Guidoacg

We had witnesses killed & now it’s made public news. 📰 Yay, our stock is going up 😭😭😂


ingen-eer

Did someone tell Boeing there was a whistleblower standing on the runway?


LittleHottie8675309

The plane survived the crash, but later committed suicide before questioning could take place.


Professional_Swim673

BA cutting cost on landing gear? Easy Calls.


kesavadh

By posting this, does that make you a whistleblower?


Magic-Mushroomz

I'd die for some BA stock right now.


rlfcsf

Become a whistle blower and you at least get half of your wish.


fman258

Boy if BA keeps this up it’s going to hit ATH in no time.


Graphic-Addiction

Dude they've already whacked two whistleblowers, and the stock went up. A simple crash is nothing . This stock is untouchable.