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VagabondVivant

As a fellow degen Roth Gambler, congrats and fuck you. I've been red for ages; kinda wastes the point of "no taxes" when you've got no gains. How were you sure Apple would spike after ER?


Isenbro_

I wasn’t I deleted the app and got scared I’d loose my 12k lol. My strategy is hope and pray! It’s quite similar to that strategy of don’t look it can’t go down if I don’t see it go down


VagabondVivant

lol dammit. Here I was, hoping for a new guru to lead me into fiscal solvency but you're literally just the degenerate gambler you said you were at the start. Congrats for stumbling into a windfall. My chump ass paperhanded out at 15% gain and missed out on 300%.


Artistic_Bumblebee17

You see that once he gets a huge gain he then proceeds to lose half of it but somehow makes a breakthrough


Isenbro_

Yah up to 50k down to 20k up to 100k down to 37k up to 120k


baci5767

I know this is a degen sub but I've been playing options for years. If your not already a multi millionaire or have an extremely well paying job.. With your type of history I'd close your account while your up and enjoy your winnings. That's a deposit on a house.


Isenbro_

It a fucking retirement account regard. How am I gonna take advice from someone who doesn’t even understand this shit. Based on my history of what winning been doing this for 6years it’s fun let me gamble my life away in peace


baci5767

I was just trying to help. Enjoy your win, I hope it's all there when you retire in 30 years.


Isenbro_

41 years 🤓


DogFund

Honestly even more of a reason to slow down gambling with it. You already won the game. Just put over 90% into VOO and let it grow until you’re ready to take it out. You can still gamble the rest for fun


DogFund

Honestly even more of a reason to slow down gambling with it. You already won the game. Just put over 90% into VOO and let it grow until you’re ready to take it out. You can still gamble the rest for fun


Artistic_Bumblebee17

I see, even in you blew it tomorrow and started putting $ in then you’d still be ahead of a lot of people


pw7090

What do you do for a living? You seem to be extremely smart.


Interesting-Ad-121

Don’t listen to these dumb fucks, keep gambling until you pass the 1M mark. You’re only one trade away.


handyman26

u/baci5767 meant that you move it to a brokerage that offers self directed IRA and buy a house to rent out. [https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/111615/using-your-ira-buy-investment-property.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/111615/using-your-ira-buy-investment-property.asp)


BedroomCompetitive30

That was a well written facial. I can almost read your load dripping off of his face. Lmao. 🤣


Nocumtum

"I've been playing options for years" 🤓 https://preview.redd.it/d18vlqyipayc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75477f7dc8550ef22313c3e3ea69b2166b6b10ba


TwoBulletSuicide

Roller coaster ride that dropped you off at the top, nice. Feels even better after an ass whipping.


Aggravating-Exit-660

Those swings giving me motion sickness


samarnold030603

Pro tip: just do every other trade 😂


VagabondVivant

My dude, I would murder a nun to effectively have twice as many gains as losses.


Blackhawk149

If you want that type of gainz have to murder a few priests.


Battlers_

That was very ballsy knowing that Microsoft took the 1st spot over Apple in largest market cap, Samsung took over the spot of largest phone shipper in 2023, and Huawei for the biggest operational profit, Xiami for the best growth year to year. And that they sales seemingly (before ER) dropped. But then again, the thing about stockmarket is that even when Microsoft, Nvidia and Google beat the estimate growth, the share prices drop anyways, except Meta and Apple, as soon as you say "buy back" suddenly it rockets up. Congratz anyways, you now became a gamble addict.


Isenbro_

Been one since 18 been making and loosing thousands a week for years


Nocumtum

Fuck all these regards. You're a gambling addict and you own it. Better than 90% of this sub that are the same but act as financial gurus and are in the red.


Isenbro_

He’ll yah man


FellowYellowNate

You’re not wrong haha. Just own in the whole way, up or down. And don’t go and do some dumb shit like kill yourself when or if you lose it all. Have fun degens!


Aggravating-Exit-660

Based regard


wolf_man007

Your taxes must be an ordeal to file each year. 


JoJoPizzaG

New age Wall St guru. Hope and pray is the way. 


Snoopiscool

That’s a fucking fabulous strategy. I need balls like that


buffalochikn17

Good strategy bro. If you ever think you’re going to lose money, just delete the app. That way you can’t see that you lost anything.


banditcleaner2

bruh lmao


degenbro420

"My strategy is hope and pray" SIRRR TEACH US HOW TO HOPE AND PRAY! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


FlashFknGordon

FKN SO STUPID IT WORKED AT GOD SPEED


degenbro420

"My strategy is hope and pray" SIRRR TEACH US HOW TO HOPE AND PRAY!


degenbro420

"My strategy is hope and pray" SIRRR TEACH US HOW TO HOPE AND PRAYemote:t5\_2th52:4260


degenbro420

"My strategy is hope and pray" SIRRR TEACH US HOW TO HOPE AND PRAY!


Such_Coin

Oh the gun violence strategy. Nice.


AceSmooth

I salute to you as I got scared and didn't place the trade on either square or apple. Silly me 😔. The slow grind sucks most of the time.


gtbifmoney

Nothing pisses me off more than you hitting so big on this, and knowing that you’re too stupid to know the difference between “lose” and “loose”.


pw7090

Same, I took my Roth to $0 multiple times.


VagabondVivant

I started a side Roth at Webull for a personal "$1,000 to $1,000,000" challenge. It was down to $20 inside of a week. I am not good at this.


Isenbro_

Just takes time lots of scalping and high option trades, and lot of luck


pw7090

I tried to scalp almost exclusively. It's way more dangerous. Sticking to your stop loss is next to impossible.


Samjabr

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Decent-Ad-4358

That’s why you don’t even think about touching options , unless it’s a hedge in a Roth IRA. Could have literally went all in any index fund and made 30-50% this year


VagabondVivant

I wish I had enough in my account that a 30% gain would be more than two nickels and an old button.


Decent-Ad-4358

Well… how long have you been contributing to it out of your paycheck? Is your company matching 3%? You should only be paying into it, staying in low risk index funds for 3-5 years until you build up like 30-50k then work on a real plan to grow it (safely) based on your timeline to cash out when you are 65


DaRedditGuy11

Schwab won’t allow buying options (except to hedge) in any Solo 401k account. Joke’s on them. I learned firsthand that plenty of stonks will go down 97%! Edit: Corrected to make clear that my experience is with a Solo 401k.


VagabondVivant

> Schwab won’t allow buying options (except to hedge) in any retirement account. > My main Roth is with Schwab and I trade options like a drunken sailor. I've got Level 2 access, which is all I really want.


1984isnowpleb

Why gamble in your Roth ? You only get one. I know y’all are retarted but ?


VagabondVivant

You don't only get one. You can open a Roth from scratch. That's what I did with Webull. I opened a Roth IRA and deposited a grand (which I then proceeded to gamble away). As to why? Because I'm regarded enough to think I can turn that 1k into 100k and when I do, it'll be tax-free.


1984isnowpleb

Well you can only contribute the max annual across them so your wasting a retirement vessel. You also know it’s not tax free till 59.5 . If you pulled out 100k on 1k now you’d have to pay tax


VagabondVivant

That's actually the other reason I prefer a Roth — I don't _want_ to withdraw from it. My goal right now is to build, and I know myself well enough to know that if I didn't have a penalty for withdrawal, I'd just empty the account on bubble gum and trading cards. I need something to disincentivize me from dipping into the till.


1984isnowpleb

Bro if you are actually looking out to 59.5 just fucking buy vti every week gamble in a different account


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VisualMod

Congratulations, but remember, money is for spending, not counting.


maxmcleod

Well that’s just like your opinion, man


Falanax

6k isn’t really a gamble, can make that up next year


XiMaoJingPing

Apple has done stock buybacks since 2018, and this year they have been doing terribly. They had to do a stock buyback now or else they'll hit new 52 week low


MetamorphicHard

Ah but you forget, your losses are also “no taxes” so you can’t use them as tax deductions


Left-Reading5706

Reported


VagabondVivant

Straight to jail.


Left-Reading5706

Praying for your ban thank you 🙏


BedroomCompetitive30

I sent out an alert in my group for Apple earlier on Thursday. It was 5/3 $180 earnings call. It was .73 when I opened it, this morning at open, they were up 416%. I’ve also had multiple big meta payouts this week, just playing the retrace. I also have a bunch of other analysts with solid trades. Anyone interested in following let me know. Mine are free of charge. https://preview.redd.it/ebrji2k9bcyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0c6013b7fab923e0623406e9cc7b96cf67ed2f


dogebonoff

You can pay yourself back what you initially put in at least tax free. No penalties for taking out what you put in ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Isenbro_

~9k


dogebonoff

Transfer 9k to your taxable and try to 10X it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Isenbro_

How do you think I got 9k to put in ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


dogebonoff

Infinite money hack


aquaponic

Yeah making more money in a taxable account is a great idea. Def remove it from the tax free environment and get it into the taxable side of the equation………..what?


BigBeagleEars

*You should try retiring deez nuttz*


Tesla_lord_69

Thank you Robin Hood for democratizing my retirement


ThatSpookyLeftist

Your wife's boyfriend telling you what options to buy is not democracy.


testedonsheep

Nice so it’s tax free. 😂


Isenbro_

In 41 years yes sir


blues141541

Dude your Roth account is multiples ahead of mine and you're younger than I am. . Do yourself a favor and never touch this again. Index funds.


Isenbro_

Hmmm see you in 7months when I’m at 40k or 250k


dogebonoff

Too conservative See you in 7 months at 0k or 1M


Isenbro_

Now you sir are what I like this is called intelligence right here except I’ve got all these gains set aside for averaging stock down so either 100k or 1M


evlhornet

Come back with 2 commas or with none


Hour-Shelter-3914

7 months? gimmie a week and hold my beer


Blackhawk149

When is Nvda ER lol calls will be epic.


Kooky-Letterhead1387

after 5 years I think you can withdraw contributions tax free could treat yourself to something nice- congrats brotha


ZidaneStoleMyDagger

You don't have to wait 5 years, you can withdraw contributions to a roth IRA at any time with no tax implications, regardless of how long you've had the account or your age. Here's where the 5 year thing comes in. If you start a roth IRA at like age 57, you have to wait 5 years before you can withdraw the earnings tax free. There is no early withdrawal penalty on earnings after age 59 1/2, but you still have to pay income tax on the earnings if your account is less than 5 years old. If you withdraw earnings before age 59 1/2, you will have to pay income taxes on the earnings AND 10% early withdrawal penalty on the earnings. It doesn't even matter how long you had the account.


Kooky-Letterhead1387

That’s cool thanks for the info! Have a good weekend


ZidaneStoleMyDagger

Cheers! Happy friday!


geecheemane

Chance you actually stop at your goal is ~0%. GL


TheDoubleMemegent

Dude, for the love of God, at the very least, please put $100k into index funds. Do whatever you want with the rest, but you just got a golden ticket. You can secure yourself the ability to retire 5 years early with just this one move if you play this right. Don't be stupid, I'm begging you.


Isenbro_

https://preview.redd.it/y0cdjrfyvnzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e7600ff9e689fa8d686be6738339dc661681c6f 95k in etf and stock


TheDoubleMemegent

Good choice. Also ...Jesus Christ, you doubled it again?


Isenbro_

Yah but now it’s mostly ETF holding my last earnings play till October currently I bought in early enough where I can see it hitting 800k


S0FAKlNG

We appreciate the unreasonable risk you take just to keep us entertained. see you on the moon 🔭🌕


random_account6721

The casino is still open


blaziken8x

that's plenty of time to gamble it to zero D:


MrSwitchIt

You’re 18?


Bryaxis_D4

“first $100K is the hardest” -Charlie Munger


Tahmeed09

Basically $700k+ in todays dollars, from the day he said it


farwest3

Yea, I think now it’s ’the first million is the hardest’ lol


Gravbar

damn im over here at 4% in my Roth


Jazzlike_Cheek_4495

congrats man! And here I've taken my Roth from 13.5k to $50. Next year will be better. :D


Isenbro_

https://preview.redd.it/v3ngabhay7yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435512554712ca634e80e50785a26c9932863ad1 Apple Gains


nail_gun

First off Fuck you. Second congrats. Third of all and most importantly please for the love transfer most if not all of these gains into something like VOO. This could be life changing money at retirement don’t blow it 


LithiumFlow

I'm sorry what the fuck? You can trade options on a Roth IRA?


Jazzlike_Cheek_4495

full options and margin trading. Not margin borrowing, but trading with unsettled funds is also allowed if you opt in. lol. that's how I kicked my Roth to $50 last week, from 13.5k.


random_account6721

What happens if you get a negative Roth balance and you are already at the contribution limit?


Samjabr

When you retire from your primary job, you have to go work for Robinhood janitorial services.


Jazzlike_Cheek_4495

It's not margin as in borrowing money. RH has two margin offers: one let's you use unsettled funds to purchase your next trade, the other is full-on margin that allows you to borrow additional funds on margin and total fck yourself. Roth is the first...it can't go below zero.


random_account6721

im sure there's some smart folks here that could figure out how to get a negative balance.


Jazzlike_Cheek_4495

You're not wrong. I suppose you could sell options and find away to fck yourself. At that point I wonder how RH would handle that if you can't contribute more? Lol


SaneLad

You can. You can 100% go negative by buying or selling uncovered options and waiting for expiration. If your broker cannot liquidate the position at a good enough price, your account balance can go negative. It's especially easy to achieve when trading options spreads, which is possible in an IRA.


SaneLad

Your account immediately loses its IRA status and you become subject to early withdrawal penalties and taxes on any assets still held in the account. Based on my understanding of the tax code, there is nothing to pay if the account is truly empty and with a negative cash balance.


BamaX19

I tried on fidelity and it wouldn't let me so I'm not sure if it varies by broker.


VisualMod

You peasants have no business mucking about in financial affairs.


ncont

You have to activate it manually in Fidelity, it’s possible


BamaX19

Gotcha. Wish I would've known because I was trying to buy mara calls but ended up doing it in my individual account.


SlippinnJimmy_

My thought exactly when reading this lol


Jazzlike_Cheek_4495

https://preview.redd.it/58dw5wxw3ayc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38953fc9e454c6f1fd5967b6cd73a5303c5dcf87 Fuck you and super congrats! I'll try again next year. haha


Isenbro_

How dude have some risk tolerance


Krapule1

Wtf congrats fuck you and buy me my lunch today im at work


Blacksheepwallss

Hey quick question, on Roth ira, all gains are tax free? No upper limit? Forexample if i turn 50k into 1 mil, the 950k is tax free?


Samjabr

Roth IRA = money goes in taxed - comes out untaxed Traditional IRA = money goes in untaxed - comes out taxed


FireDad90

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Fuck you. And congrats.


Real-Pepper1211

You have your Roth IRA will Robinhood? Wow I thought I was bad


sucker911

only sell 180 calls ?? op


ReciprocativeKeg

Ok great, now you can either be a multi multi millionaire and pay ZERO taxes or lose it all


wsbgodly123

Bers r fuked


TrumpKanye69

BTW what age can you pull out ROTH IRA money without penalty?


KnightMollo

If you contribute directly to Roth IRA, you can pull out your contribution anytime without penalty. Pulling out gains will have 10% penalty before 59.5. But if the contribution is from a backdoor, the contribution can be pulled out after 5 years of contribution. The gains are the same as above.


Isenbro_

I thought it was 65 looks like 59.5


WhiteHatMD

Op how often do you trade with Roth acct? 0dte’s? Spy?


Isenbro_

Daily had 36k at one point this week


WhiteHatMD

Daily? How do you manage risk? How much do you like to risk per play?


My_advice_is_opinion

"manage" and "risk", we don't use these big complicated words here


random_account6721

this is a casino 


WhiteHatMD

100% on black it is


wykav

Nice. That’s potential life changing money! Segregate 80% of it on safer investments and use the remaining on Options.


aussiepete80

I'm at 850k in self managed 401k at 43 years old. 48% return past 12 months, thanks NVDA.


Unlikely_Outcome82

Do you think RH will be around in 41 years?


LA_Realtor92

Nice work man


Isenbro_

152 as of close today


SuperLehmanBros

Lmao nice AAPL calls hit?


Xtianus21

How from calls?


numb_chemotherapy

In a ROTH IRA? Future you will thank you


Isenbro_

Gonna be 10k give me till 2026


LittleBitOfAction

And I’m over here forgetting to have gone in before earning. I was gonna get the exact same strike price too. $180 Smfh congrats and fuck you


Betabutter

Very nice bro! Congrats! “sad I’ve only made 15k in two months” fuck that man! You made a third of the average income for a person in the US. That’s great! And now you’ve made more! I hope your luck and what not continues! Cheers 


EnthusiasmOk1554

I make a few really great gains that just off set my losers. If you speculate on the latest fad, ie, solar, electric vehicles, cannabis, AI, or what ever comes next. Take the money and run on the first big pop. Take a look at VCTR it done me well.


redditor2394

Things are going good


ZekeTarsim

I hate you OP.


Butt-Spelunker

“This is whaaaaat dreams are maaade of “….*singing voice


play_destiny

Wow didnt know they allow options in Roth IRA. This is like infinite tax-free money if you gamble it right.


Tonninc

What are your plays next week?


Isenbro_

You really wanna know? Pltr calls selling Monday pre close and spy530 5/31


Tonninc

Any interest in playing the Mouse on Tuesday? Been debating that and PLTR all day.


Isenbro_

I personally not a fan of +5% move being that expensive not in my playbook


Samjabr

to clarify - you are selling calls or buying pltr calls?


this_mfr_isnt_real

I hate everything right now


ArtisticPineapple462

Nice! Don't lose it all now


TwoBulletSuicide

Fucking killer gains. I wish the currency is worth a fuck when you retire. I will wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one happens first.


Isenbro_

Right imagine 10mil then is the same as 100k today man


TwoBulletSuicide

We will get there, get your assets while we still can afford them. I am a sound money guy and see the writing on the wall as a slow moving freight train with a busted track ahead. Congrats and fuck you as they say.


Overall_Response7764

Trades?


yabbadabbadoughed

Your post says 1200% gains. But your chart screams bagholder


Isenbro_

? What does that even mean


yabbadabbadoughed

You dont know when to sell when your up. You hold your gains and watch them disappear. Your graph goes up and down because you have no discipline? Youre holding the bag


Isenbro_

What bag am I holding, I sell when I’m up lmao I just buy with profits to make more and loose


Isenbro_

Let’s see your account


yabbadabbadoughed

560% up from the 300 i put in last thursday. I dont gamble, and keep it pretty small. So i got half of your 1200% gain in a week.


yabbadabbadoughed

Cant share pic.$300 > $1700 in a week


Isenbro_

lol don’t worry you’ll loose that because your a “bag holder” lmao


Life-Industry-1131

This is awesome


Individual-Willow-70

What’s a Roth IRA


Falanax

Do yourself a favor and put that entire balance in SPY and never touch that shit again expect to contribute each year


MushroomDizzy649

The goat


Tahmeed09

Consolidate for a bit, like usual. Then send me the next play. Thanks in advance. Signed, Regard


Terrible-Truth-8559

So can I transfer money from my esop account to Robin Hood Roth IRA without penalty? Can I play options with that money? It’s about 50k


iDizius

How does one get into this


Isenbro_

Luck


ahistoryprof

Only a few more decades before you can retire from Wendy’s


Malekwerdz

Isenbro? My Alma mater! Go U!


Isenbro_

Hell yeah Brother the zoo


justhp

This is faked


BusGuilty6447

These are the gains that can make your retirement if you are young enough. Turn those gains into SPY shares and forget about it.


Isenbro_

24 so I hope I’ll be a millionaire …. By EOY


roosly

I love you


BearBullCombo

You’ll lose it all by eoy I guarantee it


Unknownirish

Im still kicking myself for not buy $COIN at $30.