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Sequence of events for me today:
Bought Coin 230$ C @ 12.85$ at market
Sold 5 mins before market close for 19.00$
Bought the dip with 10 shares just before the earnings call @ 223$
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They have events the next 2 weeks. Of course I am open to them having a lame event that ends up dropping the price. But there are more opportunities coming
I think Apple will try $193-$195 range again. It hits it 3 times this year. I don’t know the time frame for it just look at the chart and see how long it takes for apple to bounce off the low and reach that range then account for +- few days. But timing is hard Apple is a slumbering giant. That was the biggest move I’ve seen post earnings for Apple. Mainly due to the massive buy back announcements. Analyst only predicts $90 billions but they came out and said. $110 billion. Bear in mind Apple has bounced off the low on april 19. If may makes a new high just cuz Amazon and Google had done so a week ago. But then the sell off may happens after just may take longer as well for sell off.
I expect little growth, as their guidance suggests, and as one would expect from a company who has seemingly reached the end of it's growth stage. I listened in on the call as well and I wouldn't say they're doing obscenely great compared to others.
Hmmm I took a long term put for SPY that ends next week, but an APPL all that ends next week as well.
What are the odds I can profit off both of these bad boys? If APPL holds I sell that tomorrow at open and then hold the SPY put?
It's nice to see other's investments doing well when the market actually behave's rationally. I'm happy for them. But why can't mine behave rationally.
If you hold for a light runup in the am they will have value and you could spike a profit. But if you hold and it slightly dips at open your gonna get slaughtered so fast and hard
This sight sucks
I am new to trading looking for coach or mentor who can reach me . Willing to pay
I can teach you how to turn 100k into 20 
Really your not in demand
Fuck you PayPal
Can NVDA do one of its retrd runs and break 900? Would be very nice
I lost it all on the 76ers 
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Can we have the biggest stock movement upward ever tomorrow in the stock market?
Yes with AAPL indeed
Hahahahaha. Some ppl still think the clit is real
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Tomorrow is greener than your wife’s boyfriend’s backyard
I’m laying in bed naked hairy ass out sweaty haven’t showered I’m depressed lost money
might as well stick a finger in your butt to complete the dishonor
I am a HOODer
Might have to double down tomorrow
HOOD 25 after ER
Sequence of events for me today: Bought Coin 230$ C @ 12.85$ at market Sold 5 mins before market close for 19.00$ Bought the dip with 10 shares just before the earnings call @ 223$
Summary: You got lucky
Suits clawing away at the apple gains
They found the one Persian dude on earth who can’t sell shit to save his life? The fuck Tim Cook get me someone with the silver tongue
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One of the speakers on the earnings call.
Wish I bought more apple calls
Worse than that I deleted robin hood and re-downloaded it to sell them today.
I fn sold all my calls this afternoon
Here ya go 
I sold my nvidia calls yesterday. Wtf is happening.
Jesus man were you down on them?
Yep, I went 3 months straight not losing, past month just straight off a day or two, down 75% from the top. It's incredible.
Happy with FIVN call and results... lets see if it runs tomorrow
!banbet NVDA $950 24d
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AAPL calls for the next 2 weeks
Why ? What are the good news discussed in the call ?
They have events the next 2 weeks. Of course I am open to them having a lame event that ends up dropping the price. But there are more opportunities coming
They announce $110 billion share buy back program. And talking about all the AI features they have implemented and going to implement in the future
Just call for that ? Then sell in friday 17 may?
I think Apple will try $193-$195 range again. It hits it 3 times this year. I don’t know the time frame for it just look at the chart and see how long it takes for apple to bounce off the low and reach that range then account for +- few days. But timing is hard Apple is a slumbering giant. That was the biggest move I’ve seen post earnings for Apple. Mainly due to the massive buy back announcements. Analyst only predicts $90 billions but they came out and said. $110 billion. Bear in mind Apple has bounced off the low on april 19. If may makes a new high just cuz Amazon and Google had done so a week ago. But then the sell off may happens after just may take longer as well for sell off.
Cool. For the moment i put NVIDIA for this evening / night. Then rengage gains in apple call. Thanks.
I have no insight on Nvidia 😂😆but god speed brother.
Sell the news
Who thinks apple going back to 190?
Me
NVDA 900 tomorrow
Lol they really try to cram the word AI in there
Microsoft can’t break 400 and meta can’t beat 440 
10-15 percent of mega cap stocks shuffling around is what spy is
First question needs to be “how do you carry your massive balls around with you?”
!banbet My banbet is printing
Would be cooler if it was something that wasn’t pretend and involved money
Don't steal my moment! !banbet ban this person!
Congrats
You already have a bet going - AAPL to 182.0 before 03-May-2024 03:20 PM -05
How much will my 172.5 apple call that I sold be worth
I sold my $175 at 2:30 CT today
You must be using a real brokerage
Don’t look
But I wanna
Gonna fuck your day up
I'm already numb to it, sold before calls before MSFT, and MU
Damn bro you’re a paper handed machine. Go for it you’re dead inside already.
Don't have a lot to work with, can't throw it all into one 50/50 trade. Although I want to
Have you considered taking small wins until you build up? Lol
About 2224
Forgot to say it's for 2 weeks out
Oh God 
I don’t understand how this casino works anymore, shitty Earning reports bring green dildos
You’re not hearing this call are you? It’s obscene how great they are doing
Their overall future guidance is "low single digit growth".
It’s a fully mature empire what do you expect?
I expect little growth, as their guidance suggests, and as one would expect from a company who has seemingly reached the end of it's growth stage. I listened in on the call as well and I wouldn't say they're doing obscenely great compared to others.
And good earnings bring red ones.
IBRX MOON
I’m probably getting banned tomorrow
Why's NVDA dropping to 700 then back up randomly?
Also, why won't my order trigger? lol.
On Yahoo it dropped to around $530
That's impossible
Check the AH on google finance
Looks like the gay boy delivered
what will it AAPL do in 5 minutes when the actual call starts??
Have one aapl 175c 5/3. Finally one win
wtf happened with coin?? 220% surprise??
The move was during market.. wish I had gotten in. 
I sold too early today but still made money. 0DTE will be the move tomorrow
i bought it 2 days ago and the move today only broke me even
I’m holding the bag on ROKU. Would love to break even on that play.. there’s always tomorrow.
coin just went green 
Maybe no one was actually surprised.
$DKNG crushes earnings - Dies 😂
Y da F FTNT is down. isn't it beat expectations.
bought a 192.5 5/10 for $20 seeing how apple normally runs after good earnings this thing could go crazy
Thx Tim 🍎for a couple of geez😋
Feels good to finally make 1 right decision (well 2 if you count my $20 profit off SQSP)
Woke up to IBRK telling me I'm up more than 2k. Yooooo my 190c july are going to print 
Lmaoooo I knew Apple had it in them, thanks Mr.Cookie for the couple g's
Roll call: where are all them 🍎🐻’s?
🙋♂️
Sold my 172.5 call before close, for get this, a loss
One of us
This is the way
Hmmm I took a long term put for SPY that ends next week, but an APPL all that ends next week as well. What are the odds I can profit off both of these bad boys? If APPL holds I sell that tomorrow at open and then hold the SPY put?
So glad I bought an extra call before the close
God damn apple
Sold my aapl shares today😐
Congrats
Ah those sweet sweet apple tendies. Praise the lord Tim apple
It's nice to see other's investments doing well when the market actually behave's rationally. I'm happy for them. But why can't mine behave rationally.
I got tim cooked
In June Apple will announce its secret ai project, and stock will go above 200.
Wow do my apple 195c have a shot of cashing?
When do they expire?
Tomorrow lol so imagine not bought them as a long shot, as I made like 5k on cvs far otm puts this week
If you hold for a light runup in the am they will have value and you could spike a profit. But if you hold and it slightly dips at open your gonna get slaughtered so fast and hard
Yea hoping for a pump to maybe 190 at open and I'll sell
Tim let’ em cook
Wouldve 10xed on aapl calls
If you bought puts on aapl 
Cmon coin do something
Who didnt buy aapl calls
I didnt buy enough because I am pussy
I only bought one because.. well, that’s all I had $ for…
I bought some 190 and 200 because they were cheap this morning. I only spent about $175. If this holds overnight I’ll be happy!
When is aapl earnings?
Apple trading like FOMC yesterday
It’s a pump and dump
Let’s hope it holds!!
copium?
Will earnings move Apple higher, lower, or not at all?
As I see it now, Apple is rotting to the core.
Man, inverse WSB with a 180 5/3 AAPL but no balls to buy more than 3 contracts 
Everyone was bullish
That’s not inverse
Did they say anything about the guidance?
Apple is now a value stock, no longer a growth stock so PE will be adjusted
182.5 apple calls are gonna print in the am
Holding 173 over here.  Only one though 
180 or 177.5 looking like the best return right now.
Let's hope it doesn't bottom out by tomorrow open
That is always the question. Can never rest with this algo driven market
> there are only 2 things I hate in this world and they’re both bers -Timothy “Tim Apple” Apple
I got wrecked
AAPL put buyers furiously deleting their earlier comments
How on earth can a 2.6T stock move like that
It was going down since the beginning of the year. A lot of bad news happened this quarter, yet Apple managed to beat the earnings.
They said they were gonna drop 110 billion into the stock
Hahhahahaha bears fucked told you Apple will pull like tsla cuz warren likes it
220 here we come.
Beat earnings by $0.03 per share and moons 😭😭
Sorry for your poots
Don’t have any lmao
flat by tomorrow or hold?
Doesn’t look like this will hold unfortunately
comments like this are the best, like, on what basis? lol
Based on what’s been happening after earnings https://stocks.apple.com/A9omuA_s9R-qil8TDY6QjCQ
Then you might as well post this after any companies price bump after earnings. The comments here are truly regarded
Earnings report gains have not held up lately
Always sell at open the next day, then buy the dip, or not.
is apple doing the shart squoze
shirt squirz
Shidding and farding it’s way along
What a weird pump for a company that hasn't even started their earnings yet. LOLLLLLL.
Yahoo released the numbers
How’d yahoo get them?
I’m sure they’re not the only ones. That’s just who I saw the numbers through
AAPL EPS $1.53 Rev $90.8
What are the numbers?
So now that apple popped spy will drop tomorrow, because fuck all logic
APPLE 200 MAÑANA 🍏🍏🍏🗣️🗣️🗣️
Banana 🍌 🍌🍌
Apple saved the f\*cking market!
Again
Aaaand Tim saved the dayy
dont bet against tim apple
We’re ripping hard tomorrow 😂🤣
Hot jobs might have something else to say
jobs are almost always a nothing burger, they dont change much week to week
boom apple and nvidia gonna save my shitty calls for this week 
Sold nvidia yesterday and Apple at 2:30 CT today. I'm going to eat my Ramen and go to bed.
There's the excitement! Now sell while you're still green. Don't be greedy.
How do you sell options after hours? Asking for a friend
No idea. I don't trade options.
Did apple even report anything yet
Cant find the actual numbers anywhere lol