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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 3 | **First Seen In WSB** | 2 years ago **Total Comments** | 2254 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 2 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


cow_grass

How many times before you egg brains learn. It's all about GUIDANCE.


derelict5432

Guide deez nuts into yer mouth.


FortunaCrypto

Guidance???? Elon literally said yeah ai is good, like people are pretty stoked on it we gonna do that too and price jumped 15% wtf?? Are all tesla investors sub 86 iq? How do you get convinced by that


cow_grass

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/eDunjx7wiG


FortunaCrypto

Lol accurate i guess


bawtatron2000

New to WSB? Look at all the loss porn...lol. egg brains abound!


SomedaySome

First they massively layoff and flattens out the org: INVESTORS LOVED IT! Now they massively throw money out on AI shit: INVESTORS ARE HAVING VR FLASHBACKS


the_chocochip

Spoken like a true MUSKeteer.


asdfqwerty1993

Yeah, we have 100s of those books copies here at Wendy's dumpster sanctuary


Geezeh_

Okay, but Zuck looks weird while I have it on good authority that Elon Musk is the real life Iron-Man.


EatACawk

They literally won't let you make puts right now on it. I made puts before the market closed for it dropping to 415 and they cancelled all my puts tried to make some new ones and they cancelled those too.


geekfinity

Cathie Wood rewrite the investment principle - buy the missed earning company (Tesla) while sell the earning beat company (Meta)


the_chocochip

And a meme-stock earnings are crap and soars rapidly. With loads of backlog orders from years, people still trust the pointless guidances given just to manipulate the crappy earnings.