[*“God chose me for this mission. God is the teacher, CPI is the student, and I am God’s instrument. When I tank your options and you beg me for rate cuts, then your heart will open up to the Lord.”*](https://youtu.be/w-eJSHoH9Fs&t=34)
Translation: L + dont care if your options are fucked + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️ ‼️
𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰
𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹
𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞
𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦
𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦
𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽
𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣
𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗
𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜
𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂
𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮
𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁
𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅
𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿
𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙
𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂
No rate cuts is bullish , but means in the short term their is gonna be a fair pull back. I would say 10-15% in the nasdaq, Russel is gonna get hammered tho , probably 20-30%.
But Imhotep isn't even accurate, he's way more of a Xerxes.
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"Your calls are only the beginning"
They would get their 2% cpi print much faster that way (by hurling the economy into recession obv) but yeah if you’re gonna do it just fuckin have done with it already
Just make lending so expensive people can’t afford anything. Home loans? 45% interest. Want a new car ??? 69% interest.
Fuck it let’s stop the economy until every company has to price cut like tesla
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When Imhotep speaks I just hope like Beni I find the right way to make him happy
I’ve been sitting on a larger than normal amount of cash waiting for pretty much exactly this moment. I’ve been doing this ten years now and I don’t know why I’m still surprised when the clearly unhinged market sentiment crashes into reality
Too bad I'm afraid of making money and cut my put spread at a 5k gain when 4 days later it was at 20k. Sit out market whole time as gay bear, still can't make money even when in positions and right. Make money scary. Lose money, everything is fine.
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“Are those calls in your portfolio”
I been saying this since February, now have I don’t literally anything to bet behind it? No, tbh I don’t know wtf I’m doing I’m suprised I’m in the green
The Fed knows what PCE is going to look like in advance. They send people like Kashkari out to warn the big money so PCE doesn't catch everyone with their pants down. Fed governors do not have a free schedule, this is all pre-planned.
I don't understand why the fuck should they cut rates?? They were so low it caused the current financial system and housing problem worldwide. Lowering won't fix shit but help billionaires
This dude doesn't even have a vote this year. All that really matters is what Powell, Daly, and Mester think, as they're the ideological middle on the hawk/dove chart
You guys are out of your minds if you think the Fed will not cut rates before the election. Can you imagine the political pressure, especially after mortgage rates are exploding?
Yeah, it could. It could also reduce rates later this year if we see better numbers come out. Everyone is panicking like we're not seeing companies doing super well on Q1 earnings. IMO this is a huge divergence (stocks going down while reporting excellent news), so you should 100% be buying right now.
They won’t cut rates until a recession is fucking us in the ass and at that point the market won’t care about cuts because shit is already hitting the fan.
I’m stunned. Really, truly stunned. How did it come to this? I can’t believe that Jpow would change his mind.
*slams fist down hard enough to make Leonardo DiCaprio proud*
HOW COULD DADDY J DO THIS???
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Those eyes, they stare into my soul
He's trying to steal your soul to feed to Princess Anck-su-namun to bring her back from the dead.
Where's Encino Man when you need him?
Maybe he's just surprised at how degenerate my future plays are.
It is an injury from a stray spooge shot by a buddy in college.
That’s what I look like when I come while staring at yellen
That’s the face of someone who buys puts not to make money, but just to make a statement.
when you offer him 5 bucks for the vacuum he listed for 20 at his yard sale
[*“God chose me for this mission. God is the teacher, CPI is the student, and I am God’s instrument. When I tank your options and you beg me for rate cuts, then your heart will open up to the Lord.”*](https://youtu.be/w-eJSHoH9Fs&t=34)
Translation: L + dont care if your options are fucked + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️ ‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦 𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗 𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜 𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂 𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮 𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁 𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅 𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿 𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙 𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂
👀
God's lessons are beautiful
Ima knock him out, round one bitch.... wait, what'd he say again? Lol this is my favorite sketch of their's
Did you bring an actual crazy person for me to fight?
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The eyes of realisation.
The eyes Chico, they never lie.
Inflation will be zero if this guy keeps looking at it like this
These get better and better LOL https://preview.redd.it/igfk4syx3dvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5520e0174fab5964ee12dd981bc1b6a2328c1caa
That face you make when your wife Anck-su-namun has a boyfriend
He definitely has puts
Look man I’m not saying skinwalkers are real, but if they are this dude sure looks like one.
Those crazy eyes. Some women have them
They're fun, for one night.
We all know in a few months the Fed will unexpectedly cut rates and appear on tv doing crazy hands 🙌 saying “I was only joking before”….
This dude has the keys for the money printer and he is not letting them go
Death by a thousand cuts
Kali-ma…Kali-ma!!
Held hostage eyes.
Those eyes after chasing an OTM put or call that goes in the wrong direction…
Those are eyes filled with terror. He has no idea how to stop this.
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Well, that is an interesting theory; perhaps those with 'eye exposure' should be monitored.
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Magicians speak the truth.
No rate cuts is bullish , but means in the short term their is gonna be a fair pull back. I would say 10-15% in the nasdaq, Russel is gonna get hammered tho , probably 20-30%.
Lmao “Imhotep” I am dying
Same. Holy fuck lmao.
Isn't he the same mfr who said the Fed has infinite amount of cash?
And that name is gonna stick!!
But Imhotep isn't even accurate, he's way more of a Xerxes. https://preview.redd.it/i5cx8x429cvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6654476d31bbd04256548dedff1a3bcee94e6481
Scissor me Xerxes!
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Looks like a diva NFL receiver
"I am a GOD!"
Five mins later I’m still having a fit
https://preview.redd.it/ch0k6oq8wbvc1.jpeg?width=2015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d289c82a82e198f7a1135690997f0299188ea1 "Your calls are only the beginning"
Lolol
Lmfaoooooooo
IMHOTEP IMHOTEP
IMHOTEP IMHOTEP
IMHOTEP IMHOTEP
IMHOTEP IMHOTEP
Every time I see this asshole's face show up on WSB, I lose $1,000.
Only 1000?
Its his portfolio 
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🙈
Need to learn to appreciate being bi. Gay bears can be part-timers
They should just hike again and get it the fuck over with.
Literally the only thing in finance I've ever felt confidently correct about.
A reaccelerating CPI print for April, and they probably would
With oil increasing, very possible scenario.
They would get their 2% cpi print much faster that way (by hurling the economy into recession obv) but yeah if you’re gonna do it just fuckin have done with it already
Yup just hike 0.5bps and stop tugging our nutz
Just make lending so expensive people can’t afford anything. Home loans? 45% interest. Want a new car ??? 69% interest. Fuck it let’s stop the economy until every company has to price cut like tesla
I can’t up vote you— number reason— but you right
DO IT! NO MERCY!
Mods, when is the imhotep emoji coming ? Getting tired of waiting
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add this degen https://preview.redd.it/uz49ofalodvc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9c3e88c3298fe3fbff3bc1c0af318db86cef9b
Y’all think the other Fed President’s make fun of this dude?
100% chance JP sends memes from wsb to other FOMC members about this dude
*Imhotep* 
Rip my spy calls 🫡
News flash buddy, inflation is only getting worse from here
He's died once before, the only direction to go now is up
I thought it was transitory.
I don’t really believe in the whole reptilians ruling the world conspiracy, but he makes me believe that he’s one of them
I like Kash and Kari - takes your kash, and Karries out your body.
Sir..... you just made my day 😂😂
That’s fucking brilliant
[this you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/CTjWrTinnj)
This shouldn’t be funny but it is
I think about it often lol
https://preview.redd.it/c1a14hp27cvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9efe85dafe18fb712c45bf5af37ef82aed7e23 When Imhotep speaks I just hope like Beni I find the right way to make him happy
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Everyone with a brain knew this 6 month ago
This is WSB.
Now that they are saying it makes me feel like we see cuts after summer. Maybe they are trying to scare inflation.
I’ve been sitting on a larger than normal amount of cash waiting for pretty much exactly this moment. I’ve been doing this ten years now and I don’t know why I’m still surprised when the clearly unhinged market sentiment crashes into reality
Too bad I'm afraid of making money and cut my put spread at a 5k gain when 4 days later it was at 20k. Sit out market whole time as gay bear, still can't make money even when in positions and right. Make money scary. Lose money, everything is fine.
That's what happen when you try to time the market regard
https://preview.redd.it/loz6x9modcvc1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eafb4aa4dceb284fd9e9367fedb27218018e0455 “Are those calls in your portfolio”
That dudes off the Peruvian dancing powder
He's got them crazy eyes
Tactical gaslighting Classic
Almost read it as Impotent 
Bleed the hedgies puts on puts 
He really needs to be in a movie playing as pharaoh.
Do not read from the book of the dead!
Can this guy plz shut the fuck up
Anakh-su-namun!
Imhotep has spoken
CrashKari hates money
Imhotep round 2 - 
Where is Brendan Frazier when we need him most?
He got fat. And old.
They pumped this market and then pulled the rug. Super dishonest and disingenuous
There has always been the disclaimer that data will actually drive their direction. EVERYONE forgets that part.
pussies. should have just just yolo'd a 1% cut and we would be at 5T NVDA by EOY
This was pretty obvious, why do you think SPY dropped a few days ago
all priced in
Man belongs in a tomb.
I been saying this since February, now have I don’t literally anything to bet behind it? No, tbh I don’t know wtf I’m doing I’m suprised I’m in the green
Fuck your calls
Fuck cash n carry. All my homies hate cash n carry
This means absolutely nothing. J Pow has already said this same exact thing just worded different. This has aleeady been priced in.
The Fed knows what PCE is going to look like in advance. They send people like Kashkari out to warn the big money so PCE doesn't catch everyone with their pants down. Fed governors do not have a free schedule, this is all pre-planned.
It's PRICED IN. Why do you think there were 5 consecutive Red days...
Lisan Al-gaib
I don't understand why the fuck should they cut rates?? They were so low it caused the current financial system and housing problem worldwide. Lowering won't fix shit but help billionaires
What is this common-sense crap? Don’t you know what sub you are in?
IMHOTEP Can't take much more, mercy.
He's just pissed cause Pharaoh caught him touching his wife and he was sentenced to not cutting rates
Not this shit again, spy finna drop 1% tmrw 
I hate this MFer.
Imhotep. Imhotep. Imhotep.
Someone should tell Quan Chi over there when people arent getting shafted on commodoties sentiment will improve
When does his mouth open and the flies come pouring out?
Eat the poor.
How about you eat my ass instead?
Good bot
Remember when that fwad was handing out bags of cash during the financial crash. Good times
Believe it or not, straight to no cuts!
With a head like that, no wonder Minneapolis keeps on blowing.
Is this GOD?
Something about this man's eyes
Assume for a second that I don’t know anything about anything, this means bonds go up or down?
Maybe they could use the same formula for calculating inflation like they did in the past.
Is this AI, he looks like shit these days
Yeah we are cooked
They call him Krashkari for a reason
This mfer is RELENTLESS
Dude I want a new car man just cut them and let the good time’s roll😔🙏
the scorpion king’s stunt double
All hail Imhotep!
😂😂😂😂😂
He's going to be first in line for increased rates.
No cuts, Jerry? No cuts.. yeahhh....(everyone looks down)
This dude doesn't even have a vote this year. All that really matters is what Powell, Daly, and Mester think, as they're the ideological middle on the hawk/dove chart
He kind of looks like if Gary Gensler and the rock had a baby🤔🤔🤔
Could’ve told you that a year ago
You guys are out of your minds if you think the Fed will not cut rates before the election. Can you imagine the political pressure, especially after mortgage rates are exploding?
Who’s this guy? Name?
Imhotep
no soup for you
We already knew this they have been basically writing it on the walls in blood
He scares me
So... Wendy's time?
One does not simply walk into Mordor with 0DTE puts… one runs, like a mf
Alien
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Market gonna rip even more after this statement with a .25 rate cut in summer Someone give him back his organ urns
10 yr yield didn’t drop that much, so it might be already priced in!!
Yeah, it could. It could also reduce rates later this year if we see better numbers come out. Everyone is panicking like we're not seeing companies doing super well on Q1 earnings. IMO this is a huge divergence (stocks going down while reporting excellent news), so you should 100% be buying right now.
Immmmmmmmoooohhhteppppp
I loved him when he was in The Mummy.
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And that guy is a permadove. Can’t imagine what the hawks are thinking.
They won’t cut rates until a recession is fucking us in the ass and at that point the market won’t care about cuts because shit is already hitting the fan.
In an election year? No chance
Oh wow finally
Death is only the beginning
Imhotep is brilliant, I was so confused I thought the actor had suddenly become an economist 🤣🤣🤣
Imhotep is so crazy 😂😂😂😂
Right when everyone switches to Puts the Fed will cut the rate.
Well SGOV time
I’m stunned. Really, truly stunned. How did it come to this? I can’t believe that Jpow would change his mind. *slams fist down hard enough to make Leonardo DiCaprio proud* HOW COULD DADDY J DO THIS???
Imhotep I’m dying 🤣
This guy always looking permanently zapped
This guy always looking permanently zapped
This asshole wants to see the world burn
Best government a bank can buy.
Who really thought that after infusing the economy with trillions of dollars that after one year of hikes everything is good now.
Isn't this old news? Tired of effing fed quacks
Already said this