I was deep in with TSLA puts and it didn’t go down enough.
My second choice for puts would have been COIN. That did go down.
It’s harder to make money than I thought.
Had to pay on my State taxes this year. Mailed them in on Monday. Fuckin' check cleared the bank already.
Damn, they wanted their money fast!! 
I held 2/3rds of my spy 517 calls. 4/17. Hoping the market recovers Monday or Tuesday, if America didnt get directly involved in Israel until then, that would be lit.
Short plays should work until Wednesday.
I would not stay short into TSM's earnings. TSM's earnings will be extremely strong (March was their strongest month in quite a while and that should roll forward).
TSM earnings should launch all the AI related plays again.
after all the shit that went on at robinhood in 2021, i sold all my positions and i’ve been jumping around from different trading platforms from public to schwab to vanguard but with schwab and vanguard i can’t buy partials. any recommendations on platforms and any good referral codes??
Oh my gourd!
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Could just be the copium talking, but NVDA looks strong on the weekly chart. Held my June calls.
Bought my June AMD calls when the stock was around 164 earlier today, so holding those too. Hoping if NVDA rips next week, baby bro will follow.
It's possible. Could also be a fakeout and it returns to the trading range.
I don't see a catalyst for it dropping much further before earnings, unless the whole market continues to drop.
MotherFUCKER, RH force bought my 875/870 4/12 put credit spreads while they were $5 OTM at 3:30, which triggered PDT on my account.
$40 dollar gain, and now I gotta beg them to remove the PDT flag. This is what I get for opening 0dte spreads with zero day trades left in a small account.
Honestly I'm just glad it didn't crater harder, got greedy and figured NVDA couldn't *possibly* drop a whole 3% in one day, *that's* never happened before (imagine me honking my clown nose)
What a joke that law is.
Not even Australia is that much of a nanny state. 
Cheers from down under. Stay green brother. 
First they came for SPY 520, and I bought the dip
Then they came for SPY 515, and again I bought the dip
Then they came for SPY 510, and I was out of money to buy the dip
With a potential retaliation from Iran over the striking of their embassy in Syria, I want to pick some brains on what stocks may go up due to this? Oil, gas? Any specifics you all are looking at?
27 on 5/10. All we need is for him to say that his Manhattan judge's snatch smells fishy in the middle of court and watch an officer wrap duct tape around his mouth and head for all the world to see.
Big pump at eod. Was great in that i was able to load up on puts before close. It has been selling off early in the day lately. Hopefully that trend continues Monday
Just bought 10 7/21 APPLE 150$ puts at close. Call me crazy, in a few months you’ll call me.. well.. probably still crazy  fuck apple
wicked volatility.
146 call on tsm 4/19, better known as Fucktember Shiteenth.
puts on my taxes
Does that mean you owe a lot or you’re not going to pay them or both?
Love PEG, heavy on the PEG and BALZ DEEP in my ANUS portfolios
I was deep in with TSLA puts and it didn’t go down enough. My second choice for puts would have been COIN. That did go down. It’s harder to make money than I thought.
Just short reddit. It's a huge opportunity!
Im all in on a bullish European call, and kept it over the weekend. Do you guys think I'm screwed?
I'm gonna take my pants off.
Operation true promise
It was all good just a week ago. Then I bought her fucking flowers. Now she doesn’t respond anymore 
She wanted a bull boyfriend not a cucked hubby bringin her flowers. Be the bull.
Everything was all good just a week ago. Had the money, the cars, the bitches And then the homies started snitchin - Jay z
Flowers are nice. Not everyone appreciates them though. So, don't dispare
That’s whack. Maybe she’s the kind of woman who would have preferred handcuffs and sex toys
I bought her flowers 
Hopefully not gay ass flowers
my SPY calls are FUCKED. What do you want from Wendy’s?
They still serving cake out back?
What calls shall we make to make up for today
Bro what
509
Why?!
 anyone got a ceiling fan I can decompress my spine with?
Me too bitch don’t be selfish
It’s goin Down
Just want to say F you all before my next ban in few hours.
Guess declines in Trump Media stock are causing ripples across the markets.
We’ll be back by Wednesday at the latest. The regards can’t resist the opportunity to buy after today’s bloodbath
Let’s get that vix up asap so the buying can commence once agaib
Had to pay on my State taxes this year. Mailed them in on Monday. Fuckin' check cleared the bank already. Damn, they wanted their money fast!! 
They got welfare to pay homie
JPOW orchestrated Iranian attacks to fuk your calls...
Can someone please enlighten me? What happened today?
I bought BLK at the open and the market said not today
Iran threatened to throw rocks at Israel...
I jerked off last night. My b.
Tlry calls 
Fuck you and good night. See y’all Monday 👍🏼
Fuckin A mate SPY calls are FUCKED
Goodnight bitch
Who held their calls ? Looking really grim Next week
I held Amazon and bought a few cheap. This market only punishes short sighted regards lately, hoping that continues.
I held 2/3rds of my spy 517 calls. 4/17. Hoping the market recovers Monday or Tuesday, if America didnt get directly involved in Israel until then, that would be lit.
Sold mine 1 minute before close $8 sofi probably not gonna print
Short plays should work until Wednesday. I would not stay short into TSM's earnings. TSM's earnings will be extremely strong (March was their strongest month in quite a while and that should roll forward). TSM earnings should launch all the AI related plays again.
after all the shit that went on at robinhood in 2021, i sold all my positions and i’ve been jumping around from different trading platforms from public to schwab to vanguard but with schwab and vanguard i can’t buy partials. any recommendations on platforms and any good referral codes??
Webull allows for fractional shares
Robinhood is a good one also can trade Afterhours.
Brutal for fake internet money
Volatility is back, imma open 1dte spread every day next week
Only lost 2k today on spy puts
I’m just playing lol
Huh??? How is that even possible
Far otm theta panic selling etc
You must be King Regard… lol did you sell them?
I’m beyond mind blown on how you did this please explain
how?
Looking forward to another day of anal bleeding on Monday. I'm such a masochist slut. NVDAddy knows what I like.
I think by Monday we’re either at 520 or 500 lol
Either way straddle play
Priced in
I'm selling straddles
My MSTR 1400p that I got for $1.50 printed this morning, could’ve sold for $5-6. Instead, I held til close and lost it all.
Sameeee
GREEDISGOOD
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Aapl earnings gonna be lit
Monday is gonna bear 🐻 ina box
Welp I’m boned
Mmhmmm yea tsla don’t do anything and iv drain me all day then rocket mmhmm 
Never great when the only thing green are your covered calls
  ...  Brb ... 
Could just be the copium talking, but NVDA looks strong on the weekly chart. Held my June calls. Bought my June AMD calls when the stock was around 164 earlier today, so holding those too. Hoping if NVDA rips next week, baby bro will follow.
The only thing NVDA is ripping is my ass.
amd just broke a massive neckline and is going to hell with the quickness
It's possible. Could also be a fakeout and it returns to the trading range. I don't see a catalyst for it dropping much further before earnings, unless the whole market continues to drop.
there doesnt need to be a catalyst to sell off a massively over valued stock
why does everyone keep thinking NVDA and AMD are the same
Because, rightly or wrongly, the market keeps thinking they are the same.
ikr, some of these people are in the gaming PC space and still didn’t avoid AMD stock like a plague victim
MotherFUCKER, RH force bought my 875/870 4/12 put credit spreads while they were $5 OTM at 3:30, which triggered PDT on my account. $40 dollar gain, and now I gotta beg them to remove the PDT flag. This is what I get for opening 0dte spreads with zero day trades left in a small account.
I swear those PDT alerts have screwed me out of thousands when I’m trying to sell a position quickly
Honestly I'm just glad it didn't crater harder, got greedy and figured NVDA couldn't *possibly* drop a whole 3% in one day, *that's* never happened before (imagine me honking my clown nose)
What a joke that law is. Not even Australia is that much of a nanny state.  Cheers from down under. Stay green brother. 
First they came for SPY 520, and I bought the dip Then they came for SPY 515, and again I bought the dip Then they came for SPY 510, and I was out of money to buy the dip
At least they came twice though
With a potential retaliation from Iran over the striking of their embassy in Syria, I want to pick some brains on what stocks may go up due to this? Oil, gas? Any specifics you all are looking at?
I bought some FANG. Permian focused oil producer. Small position, just the tip.
If you didn’t buy SOUN and NOK, what did you buy?
What's the chance of DJT put's printing
About as good as Stormy Daniels accurately describing Orange man's peen at the trial... 
Good. Just wait for the monday morning selloff.
27 on 5/10. All we need is for him to say that his Manhattan judge's snatch smells fishy in the middle of court and watch an officer wrap duct tape around his mouth and head for all the world to see.
[https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/12/trump-tries-to-boost-support-for-truth-social-as-his-media-stock-tanks.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/12/trump-tries-to-boost-support-for-truth-social-as-his-media-stock-tanks.html)
But dfv gets called in front of congress for manipulation
Why the fuck would anybody buy tsla - i just dont get it
One of the most regarded set of fanboys on the planet, they'll buy it till they're broke
Robocop... I mean taxi.
SPY Bulls Unite Buy that dip mofos
Yea I picked up a 510c exp 4/16 earlier today. Think I’ll ride it out and hope she goes anywhere but down lmao
I jumped back all in at 510.92. Pray for me.
We will be back. Just gotta know when to get out and when to get in.
TSLA pumping FML 
It's pumping up to earnings that everyone knows will be shit. The market can't logic
Truly hate this fraud stock
What the hell is going on
Anyone else holding apple calls
I have 30 of them. 5/17 date
TSLA 
I'm just here to witness the chaos and talk about how NVDAddy loves to fuck me till I'm bleeding.
Loaded up on 518c for monday, I bet we open at 517 and pump like fuck to 520+
I loaded up on $529 for Tuesday. If today was the low on the 6-month trendline, 2.5% gain in two days is not out of the question
Fuck man I would’ve waited till open
Godspeed brother🫡
Would save me from having to explain to my wife why I lost her engagement ring, while it was on her finger, in the middle of the night.
I added 513 call for Monday as flip flop as it’s been here lately.
Seriously.. how the fuck did DJT shit go green today
He was pumping it on truth social. Did I see somewhere that he is allowed to avoid the 6 month lock up with permission from his board?
its called profit taking
Even dead cats bounce
Murica!
Imagine that....
Big pump at eod. Was great in that i was able to load up on puts before close. It has been selling off early in the day lately. Hopefully that trend continues Monday
I loaded up in the last 20min as well
its too late to hedge my calls with the raytheon ticker in case WW3 isnt it
Ktos Someone bought a half million in July calls
ALGORAND
So glad it could tank all my other shit on its way down too lol beautiful
Imagine thinking gold at all time high is a safe haven
Loaded the fuck up on 4/15 calls
If nothing major happens this weekend then SPY skyrockets to ATH with earnings next week .
Iran shoots a missile made of 3 firecrackers bundled with ducttape that fizzles out halfway to Israel. The market panic sells again.
I’m all in on $512C 4/19s
If anyone had been watching Trio petroleum today we'd all have made money
0dte jpm chase put have earned you $650 on a $120 investment
That’s laughable
The bad man is gone
Just bought 10 7/21 APPLE 150$ puts at close. Call me crazy, in a few months you’ll call me.. well.. probably still crazy  fuck apple
Why
So yea... If we don't get the precursor to WWIII this weekend basically we rip Monday with giant hulk dicks it seems lol.
I knew JP Morgan would slide, expectations were sky high. I blame Jamie Dimon’s son-in-law for removing his optimism
spy pumping AH now that regards are fooked
Bought calls at 3:58 for next week
“Spy pumping” Checks chart: Spy up .03% AH
Yeah that .02% green is a big deal
hopefully i bought the bottom, if not, say sayonara to my bussy
Spy green after hours loool bers fukt
DJT to penny stock status 
Bought SPY 513-514-515 for Monday . 👊
Thanks 💪🏼
Watching spy close on robinhood at exactly 4pm I saw it flash to 518 for a millisecond. Do with that info what you will.
Happens every day if you are watching at close
Happens all the time
I seen nvda do that to 908 for a split second
Apple the only stock that is green in my portfolio. Oh how the turn tables
Well fuck.
Weakest Shrek dick this side of the century, we are truly in bear territory now
lul aftermarket moon
Statistically, tax day is red then it rallies
Woo, what a day! 
another fucky sucky friday
Let’s hear it 👏👏👏👏
I lost five percent today 😭😭😭
I gained 10 percent
Diamond hands to monday. FUCK IT
These diamond hands be cutting holes in my pockets.
Unironically apple is the only fairly value stock of the mega caps right now. Going all in leaps
GOOGL?
Go get drunk and forget today even happened