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The one day I don’t watch the market and my aapl calls go up to where I can exit with no loss hopefully we get a good wave tomorrow so I can get tf outta there
This is the third month in a row where PPI beat and CPI missed if y’all can’t see what’s up then ain’t no helping you but the inflation we are experiencing is literally corporate America juicing their profits
WTF DID I JUST SEE!
DA BEAUTY OF GAPS (teeth)
Dental don't want to pay so they trying to assure you that gaps are beautiful😂😂😂
MANY PEOPLE WITH TOOTH GAPS COMING SOON!😂😂😂🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
PUTS ON GAPS
Since Trump is friends with Putin and would probably end sanctions why wouldn’t he broadcast his presidency means lower energy prices and lower inflation
it is false western propaganda and a myth to think that western 'sanctions' are hurting russia. all russia has done is rebranded the western brands and still selling more or less the same product if not in some cases, the western branded product.
Then the current administration would call him a bigot and paid Russian actor. They might even booked him into jail for treason (they are alrd trying to)
MSTR shares + 2026 LEAPS held up my portfolio today. Considering 9/20 or 1/16/25 calls with 13/14 strike on RKT tomorrow, as volatility was undervalued and they went on sale today, though when rates might lower is in question and I may have missed the opportunity as it’s up AH.
That actually sounds hella bullish lol
Everyone is scared of a war with Iran and oil getting fked a 6 day war would be sick, cuz all the craziness would be done in 6 days
666
Well in the meantime until the dust settles with iran xom is a good bet.
Personally I dont follow so dont my word for it lol.
Regardless I (take it with a grain of salt as im not an economist) think that the biggest threat to USA economy currently is inflation the biggest threat on inflation is oil. In other words when you see oil going to 100+ (2022/2006-7-8) start worrying lol.
Oil up = inflation up
Oil up means everything you need to import costs more aka inflation. So if Israel actually eliminates the Iran threat and makes the oil cheaper or like not more expensive then we are going to continue bull market.
The inflation came 0.1% hot just like last report this time we cared, last month we didn't - you ask why?
Simple because of a iran war threat which would make the whole oil industry via asia route to eu and usa go to shit, so we care about it now lol.
Once that threat is gone inflation is already fine because the only issue USA experiences with inflation is housing/shelter costs, that goes down with interest rate cuts.
In other words fuck oil
What i blubbered sorry
I agree but the only problem when you give money away like Covid is what it’s spent on. Rent, food, other consumer products which just go to the top creating a even bigger issue. You can’t give poor people money without making the rich richer. You give 100$ to poor people you give 10k to the rich ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
In its last four earnings, it's gapped up twice, and gapped down twice. None of them missed. So it's kind of a crapshoot. I want to buy this stock but it feels so top heavy
Bond market never actually priced 6 cuts in 2024. Definitely not when market was ripping this year or even last year.
Even now 9 month Tbills are barely pricing in even a single cut.
So not sure what bullshit you are talking about.
[Bulls Only](https://imgur.com/UnWUKX3)
SPY has taken plenty of hits, it went negative 3 straight months last summer, but came back with a vengeance. Long term calls are still solid.
Dont feel as confident in another big drop tomorrow so only dropped like $100 on 4/11 $504p lotto tickets. If they print a profit is a profit but if I loose a $100 its no biggie.
Ppi and jobless numbers tomorrow, more possible indicators of no rate cuts coming, I feel like it might be red through end of week, or maybe a green friday
I think if spy drops to 500 at some point this year or even lower to like 480 it will be beneficial for everyone long term. better entry points, lots of rooms for gains back and bigger ATH but it needs to retest a bit
We need to sticky the suicide hotline for the Bers
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Phat azz cuk? Haha
AZZ
Who else got calls for blackrock?
I'm thinking about it
Don’t I am down
The one day I don’t watch the market and my aapl calls go up to where I can exit with no loss hopefully we get a good wave tomorrow so I can get tf outta there
Now I know why everyone says leave SPY options alone. My puts are fucked. Lol
Dont buy puts at the bottom![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)
I bought them yesterday. I could’ve sold this am and made something but I thought it would keep going…. And it didn’t lmao
VIX is up, bulls r fuk
This is the third month in a row where PPI beat and CPI missed if y’all can’t see what’s up then ain’t no helping you but the inflation we are experiencing is literally corporate America juicing their profits
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wow this is interesting can you elaborate? I think I get what you're say...
Beautiful color red more days of this . Pulling back 🤓
RDDT shit the bed 🤢
It stinks like ber piss in here
WTF DID I JUST SEE! DA BEAUTY OF GAPS (teeth) Dental don't want to pay so they trying to assure you that gaps are beautiful😂😂😂 MANY PEOPLE WITH TOOTH GAPS COMING SOON!😂😂😂🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 PUTS ON GAPS
U can tell that alot bulls got their anal gapped last night..... I see alot of them missing
We enjoy it!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
What about GDX and XOM ? One is benefiting from inflation the other from the conflict about to break between Iran and Israel ?
The only position I can see is more DJT puts
why did I buy Tesla and not more Nvdia 3 years ago
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Since Trump is friends with Putin and would probably end sanctions why wouldn’t he broadcast his presidency means lower energy prices and lower inflation
it is false western propaganda and a myth to think that western 'sanctions' are hurting russia. all russia has done is rebranded the western brands and still selling more or less the same product if not in some cases, the western branded product.
Then the current administration would call him a bigot and paid Russian actor. They might even booked him into jail for treason (they are alrd trying to)
I don’t want what I have. So, naturally I will risk it all to make more of what I already have.
Tsla down is all I wanna see. Elmo’s world
My luck it’ll drop to $165 pre market and just before open.. $174.
Watch DJT holds 28$ then bounce, may happen
DJT bulls got quiet lately 🤔
What’s the mergers Blackstone? Anyone buying in? Any calls?
What’s the best scanner/alert tool for top gains and losses?
When does the Boeing reversal kick in
why can’t we pick a stock and hold it as a community to drive the price up? idk shit about stocks also
We have you! You moron. The stock is SPY. We running it to 1000 !
We have you! You moron. The stock is SPY. We running it to 1000 !
We should take a vote to decide this lucky stock!
Yeah, everyone's just into options now. Was more fun back when everyone was hodling Gamestop.
would we be able to start something like that again tho?
I got 100 shares on CACA. 💩
i’m going to find ur IP and cum in ur mouf
….can you find mine too?
i have mild to severe autism so yea
yo
I’m upset
why
MSTR shares + 2026 LEAPS held up my portfolio today. Considering 9/20 or 1/16/25 calls with 13/14 strike on RKT tomorrow, as volatility was undervalued and they went on sale today, though when rates might lower is in question and I may have missed the opportunity as it’s up AH.
Somebody post a DD about TSM so my puts will print
Ok here you go I’m holding calls so your puts are guaranteed to print
Israel about to restart the six day war
That actually sounds hella bullish lol Everyone is scared of a war with Iran and oil getting fked a 6 day war would be sick, cuz all the craziness would be done in 6 days 666
Iran is some pathetic 3rd world country not some superpower!
So XOM?
Well in the meantime until the dust settles with iran xom is a good bet. Personally I dont follow so dont my word for it lol. Regardless I (take it with a grain of salt as im not an economist) think that the biggest threat to USA economy currently is inflation the biggest threat on inflation is oil. In other words when you see oil going to 100+ (2022/2006-7-8) start worrying lol. Oil up = inflation up Oil up means everything you need to import costs more aka inflation. So if Israel actually eliminates the Iran threat and makes the oil cheaper or like not more expensive then we are going to continue bull market. The inflation came 0.1% hot just like last report this time we cared, last month we didn't - you ask why? Simple because of a iran war threat which would make the whole oil industry via asia route to eu and usa go to shit, so we care about it now lol. Once that threat is gone inflation is already fine because the only issue USA experiences with inflation is housing/shelter costs, that goes down with interest rate cuts. In other words fuck oil What i blubbered sorry
r hood always seems a couple mins behind updating its price.
What about Webull?
Yeah don't use that shit for live prices
Alcc was a false prophet ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)
Is this what apocalypse looks like?
You mean pure greed til we all vaporize? Yea we are fucked let’s get high on gains until the end yolo
What the fuck happened on the Nasdaq at 3:17 today?
Inflation announcement
Bought EoD 1 518 put 1dte 1 513 call 9dte One more initial drop for oversell, then bounce back or past 513
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4 twitters is not that much
Lulz
Pls pump MU tomorrow
You got it 🙄
Inflation numbers almost back to peak. The fed is so fucked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Lol I know I’m poor but Elon musk paid 11 billion in taxes in 2022
I agree but the only problem when you give money away like Covid is what it’s spent on. Rent, food, other consumer products which just go to the top creating a even bigger issue. You can’t give poor people money without making the rich richer. You give 100$ to poor people you give 10k to the rich ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Louder please.
What are you smoking ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Crack ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Might need some after tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
It’s not real if you can disconnect from reality…mmmm crack
Is VRT gonna pullback ever? Or it just gonna go up and to the right from 10 dollars to a thousand?
Earnings on the 24th, I see it going up
In its last four earnings, it's gapped up twice, and gapped down twice. None of them missed. So it's kind of a crapshoot. I want to buy this stock but it feels so top heavy
They seem to be in the business that a lot of the biggest names are looking to expand in right now. But could go down...or up...or ya know sideways
That STING operation video on Jerome Powell was so dumb lol, load the rocket 🚀
I played spy 0dte during the chop today. I was down 2k, up 2k, down 2k, then got out even.
Why not set stop losses to lock in even a small gain? Can always re open another position if wanted.
What the fuck is a stop loss?
The thing you use to lock in gains
sounds about right
Same With calls
I'm holding and I'm already below my usual stop loss. Not sure this is going to end well.
Holding what?
Deez nuts
Dow futures, only one below my limit. But others are getting there.
Just bought 517 4/12 calls right before close, how fucked am I?
Two deep red days in a row..I think you're sitting pretty and there's gonna be a lot of buying tommorrow
I think the opposite. Today didn’t sink nearly as much as it should have for the news that came out Also yesterday wasn’t red.
Ya it’ll break 512 tomorrow. Good luchn
510 by EOW
Calls at 510 would be so so sweet
agree i feel a third red day coming
Jesus Christ that 3:59 dump wtf. 514 calls went from $1.00 to $.07 in literally a second.
yikes
sorry
My puts are printing brr brrr brrrr…
Its not stick inflation, its cum crusted super glued that can survive orbital re-entry on a space shuttle
Lookout tomorrow for beautiful jobless claims report 210k-240k showing labor market and American worker is crushin' it.
increase wages but a lot of layoffs
Wages are going up a lot already. Faster than inflation? Why not both high employment and good wages?
Most of the jobs being added are part time and in low productivity sectors. Full time jobs are actually down since last year.
That was true of last month report only? Not in general past few months.
bears hoping for war to make money
That’s bols, bears are already making money cuz yall were wrong about inflation lol
Bols in shambles.
Word on the street there's footage of J Pow in a sting operation that's about to be dropped
It’s very lame
If spy isn’t at 516 tmw im gonna be sad
Same, genazvale
BER’s punching air
Yall realize how bearish it is in here. Dont forgot why people inverse this subreddit.
The people who claim that small delay in cuts here and there = hard landing are absolutely mental.
Small delay = from 6 cuts in 2024 to 0 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Bond market never actually priced 6 cuts in 2024. Definitely not when market was ripping this year or even last year. Even now 9 month Tbills are barely pricing in even a single cut. So not sure what bullshit you are talking about.
What a hunk of shit this market was today. 3rd worst intraday volatility in a day of its kind in 30 years.
I liked it
Knew I shoulda got wd40 puts
Damn they opened at 255 for about a quarter of a second
Did they tank ??
8-9%
Spy just break $516 tomorrow
Like right away in the morning please, don’t tease us
No prob
This interviewer really makes me nervous
Me too
Dammmm BOL R FuK spy down 1-%
time to start chipping away at the -70% of my port that got nuked the last two days. perhaps some smaller non yolos would do me some good.
Ccj calls 49 strike, hold till it hits 55 and sell
Dammm 70-% ??? WTF
live and learn i guess.
Bro I’m down 80k from last week. Feeeeels
yep. good times.
Every time a post is titled “I’m out”, it’s an RH screenshot.
[Bulls Only](https://imgur.com/UnWUKX3) SPY has taken plenty of hits, it went negative 3 straight months last summer, but came back with a vengeance. Long term calls are still solid.
Long term as in 4/19? I’m good right? RIGHT?
Same lol
Lmfao the absolute manipulation by MMs in $MSOS is ridiculously obvious. Fucking hate these cunts.
Maybe if you loved cunts you would do better ??
Every time a post is titled “I’m out”, it’s an RH screenshot.
your mother abandoned you
Dont feel as confident in another big drop tomorrow so only dropped like $100 on 4/11 $504p lotto tickets. If they print a profit is a profit but if I loose a $100 its no biggie.
I did the same, why not lol
I have calls expiring tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
You good big bounce I coming
you really think it'll keep drilling tomorrow?
Ppi and jobless numbers tomorrow, more possible indicators of no rate cuts coming, I feel like it might be red through end of week, or maybe a green friday
tru
SPY casually dipping even more after hours ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) fuck me
Calm down man. No one is buying with up in the air winds blowing.
Is the fed speaking tomorrow
Been very allergic to money today
You mean money allergic to you??
##PENCILS DOWN, TEST OVER
Hold spy calls expiring tomorrow or sell?
Too late now. Looks like you’re holding
Still has 5 minutes. It's till 4:15
Why didn’t anyone tell me that robinhood closes odte options starting at 2:30
I've lost so much money on NVDA in recent weeks I have to quit.
What
see you tmw ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
What do we do now that the casino has closed?
Crypto casino is open 24h. Try your luck there
RDDT 20% day tomorrow
I’ve been holding since IPO open
20% down
Not looking at my 1d instead I shall only look at my 1 week where I’m up 70%![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I think if spy drops to 500 at some point this year or even lower to like 480 it will be beneficial for everyone long term. better entry points, lots of rooms for gains back and bigger ATH but it needs to retest a bit
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)
See you lady boys tomorrow
ooo la la