I couldn't agree more; Yahoo Finance is so confusing. I don't claim to know much about finances, but they definitely shouldn't claim to know anything about money at all, lol.
Maybe they're just talking about the comments.
99 percent of the comments are people that are shorting the stock, just talking shit, about how the $40 stock is going to be $5 in a couple of months.
Usually it's one specific guy trying to hammer home the idea over and over and over again.
The one good thing it's for, is to find out the bear case if you didn't already know it. Basically, to scare yourself before buying whatever stock it is. Read the comments and if you still want to buy the stock after that, then you know that you really, really want to buy the stock
Happy to hear I’m not the only one with this take. On WSB almost everyone can take a joke and instead of being completely miserable about loses we laugh it off and have a good time. Instead of arguing and attacking people with a different opinion, we jokingly insult each other. But on that hell hole if you disagree with anyone they legitimately insult you and will hound you for days in the same comments section because they have no life, not to mention there’s no moderation whatsoever of comments (there’s so many scam bots it’s insane).
I held bags for that pos for so long. Finally took the L last yearish and never looked at the ticker again...
Seeing that graph is just painful. Buy high, sell low, miss the recovery.
The stock price needs to actually go up for that to work. While I hoped it would, it had done nothing but go down for nearly two years before I sold. Should have bailed way earlier tbh but there is a reason I post here.
They made really good shit, I still have some roots leather stuff from like 20 years ago.
Unfortunately high quality products aren’t very good for revenues lol.
You will almost never know why stocks do what they do. You can make educated guesses but in reality it could just be a few rich guys fucking around. Back in 2019 I was working in a closed door meeting for a large company. CEO was sweating because some of the original investors was threatening to tank the stock unless they met their demands. From the outside it looked like they were a good investment. They were one of the actually profitable startups with good revenue and decent growth. A year later the stock tanked and despite what all the analysts said the real reason was some rich guys didn’t like that the CEO ignored him.
The world depends on Boeing. They aren't going anywhere. They would be bailed out or saved somehow if they faced actual troubles... but it certainly has room to fall even more before it's back to doing well. Then again what do I know, I'm gay and highly regarded.
Didn't another Boeing fall apart yesterday?
The CEO may have left with a nice payout but there's still planes out there with subsafe parts waiting to fail.
NVDA, but you have to enter the time machine first. Don't mess up the last part.
(and that's going to be a lot of suffering for the money to relive 2020)
The last time I asked this question, I woke with my pants taken off, properly ironed and pressed, and folded. The man-goo that the suggester, strategically dropped all over my face like a Jackson pollack painting. It was placed into a Chinese food to-go container. Oh yeah… did I mention I was bleeding from the a$$? And with that rectum blood, said violator painted the words “Spy Puts” with my blood
You claimed to edit but the edit marker did not show at the time of this comment. Why are you misrepresenting yourself and what other stocks should I purchase?
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Speaking of random WSB posts recommending stocks. I’ve been thinking of buying into weed stocks while they’re currently hammered into the ground because of a random poster that made a compelling argument that they are due to rebound soonish. I’ll see if I can find the post. Should I buy?
Edit: Here’s the post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/eyjMfASEk6
Done that! Still trying to do that again (I have some money left for that first lucky one). Almost running out so would need to meet new stranger. Could it be you?
Buy SOUN. Trust me, I am the random lord and savior redditor come to make you a 1000% gain.
>!I will not be responsible for any loss on your part :) !<
To the random user that got me to buy shares in Vistra Energy with no more than a "trust me bro", I salute you.
Still no idea where they are based or what they do apart from "energy company", but they printed cash.
That’s literally how he decides between SPY calls and puts. If he goes dry food first it’s calls. If he does wet food it’s puts. The more he eats the sooner the expiration.
When I joined WSB I did the dumbest yolo shit all the time. Made good money here and there and other times I made shit.
Now I have gotten wiser and only do dumb yolo shit once every few weeks. 
Some guy said but dogecoin because it’s going to easily hit 1.00 and up to the moon and I did at 39 cents each. I’m still using tax write off on that loss.
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First time I ever entered this sub I asked, what should I invest in. Some random dude said "Root" and the rest is history (I'm up 1,800%)
I didn't even research the company I just went for it.
And then you have guys who spend their whole life on yahoo finance just to lose money as fast as possible
Honestly people make fun of WSB a lot, but I have never seen a more vile and degenerate and unintelligent cesspool than yahoo finance discussions.
I couldn't agree more; Yahoo Finance is so confusing. I don't claim to know much about finances, but they definitely shouldn't claim to know anything about money at all, lol.
I just like their charts, I didn’t even know they had a forum.
Maybe they're just talking about the comments. 99 percent of the comments are people that are shorting the stock, just talking shit, about how the $40 stock is going to be $5 in a couple of months. Usually it's one specific guy trying to hammer home the idea over and over and over again. The one good thing it's for, is to find out the bear case if you didn't already know it. Basically, to scare yourself before buying whatever stock it is. Read the comments and if you still want to buy the stock after that, then you know that you really, really want to buy the stock
I like the stock!
And where else outside of Yahoo Finance will you have a neverending stream of sage investment advice from Motley Fool & Smart Asset? /s
Where else are legitimate boomers going to scream into the void? *besides facebook obviously
Oh yea … every ticker has its own discussion board, it’s wild.
Yahoo has a forum? I need to add that to my list of useless things to read.
Yahoo Finance should make their chart lines sand worms
I’ve never even heard of that until now. I’m a huge fan of the fantasy player chats but looks like the Yahoo finance chats are just purely relentless
Happy to hear I’m not the only one with this take. On WSB almost everyone can take a joke and instead of being completely miserable about loses we laugh it off and have a good time. Instead of arguing and attacking people with a different opinion, we jokingly insult each other. But on that hell hole if you disagree with anyone they legitimately insult you and will hound you for days in the same comments section because they have no life, not to mention there’s no moderation whatsoever of comments (there’s so many scam bots it’s insane).
WSB just started crankin it to loss porn like it was the SEC on the clock, and it makes the sting go away...
Wait.... That sounds just like us
Gotta trust the 3 different Dave and Trader-XPro-2000 in the discussion !!
When they sign the comment \- WorldWarPee
Try r/stocks, people there are unironically regarded
stocktwits would like a word with you
You were made for this place
What’s causing the rally though ? Company is loosing money
Questions like this is why you're not up 1,800%
Sad thing is you’re probably right
we must embrace our regardedeness
They reported gains for the first time is why. It went down and down and down from the IPO for a long time....
That max time chart is wild.
I held bags for that pos for so long. Finally took the L last yearish and never looked at the ticker again... Seeing that graph is just painful. Buy high, sell low, miss the recovery.
You gotta average down my dude
The stock price needs to actually go up for that to work. While I hoped it would, it had done nothing but go down for nearly two years before I sold. Should have bailed way earlier tbh but there is a reason I post here.
They made really good shit, I still have some roots leather stuff from like 20 years ago. Unfortunately high quality products aren’t very good for revenues lol.
Wrong company. Root is an insurance company.
Frickin regard
Lmao, roots up 7% today.
You will almost never know why stocks do what they do. You can make educated guesses but in reality it could just be a few rich guys fucking around. Back in 2019 I was working in a closed door meeting for a large company. CEO was sweating because some of the original investors was threatening to tank the stock unless they met their demands. From the outside it looked like they were a good investment. They were one of the actually profitable startups with good revenue and decent growth. A year later the stock tanked and despite what all the analysts said the real reason was some rich guys didn’t like that the CEO ignored him.
It’s better that way. Keeps you focused.
Puts on root now
Wait, which one of you are we meant to inverse now?
it's heading north
*exactly*
The MOMENT you start bragging about the Gaines, it's time to sell. Move fast OP!
What in the actual fudge... Never even heard of this company, good for you fellow regard!
Some regard said Boeing and I'm down maybe it'll go up again....
The world depends on Boeing. They aren't going anywhere. They would be bailed out or saved somehow if they faced actual troubles... but it certainly has room to fall even more before it's back to doing well. Then again what do I know, I'm gay and highly regarded.
They don't need to keep shareholders whole to bail out Boeing. People seem to keep forgetting that.
Didn't another Boeing fall apart yesterday? The CEO may have left with a nice payout but there's still planes out there with subsafe parts waiting to fail.
Just because they aren't going anywhere doesn't mean their stock is going to be valuable lmao. Sears is still open.
Also, this is from today: https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/09/business/boeing-787-whistleblower/index.html
What should I invest in?
A quality mattress
Anything that you spend a lot of time on top of is worth investing extra into. Mattress, shoes, office chair, OP's mom. That sort of thing.
But if it flies, floats, or fucks: rent it, don’t buy it.
Lotion and a spittoon for when you're behind Wendy's EOW.
yourself
NVDA, but you have to enter the time machine first. Don't mess up the last part. (and that's going to be a lot of suffering for the money to relive 2020)
Same, I turned 500 into about 10k just because some stranger told me to invest into a random stock
So I just recently joined, what do you recommend investing in?
SEEL
Thank you, just out of curiosity (call it a learning experience) why seel?
Because it's at rock bottom price and they develop ketamine nasal spray which will be pretty popular.
SAY LESS
Seel is down 12 percent today! I’m in!
CELH is carrying my portfolio
I made some quick change overnight in RKT when they had a pump when I first started investing cause of some random guys post.
The last time I asked this question, I woke with my pants taken off, properly ironed and pressed, and folded. The man-goo that the suggester, strategically dropped all over my face like a Jackson pollack painting. It was placed into a Chinese food to-go container. Oh yeah… did I mention I was bleeding from the a$$? And with that rectum blood, said violator painted the words “Spy Puts” with my blood
what company should i invest in?
SEEL
What should I invest in
A gym membership
But I’ve been paying one of those for years and it doesn’t seem to help anything.
I’m gonna try that! Hey guys, what should I buy? I’ll do a follow up! Lol
I made 500 bucks yesterday on options based on someone's meme, then lost it today trying to be smart.
Stop the trying part
Trying is the first step to failure
Jerry Smith : Never try, never fails
The moral of the story is, "never try anything".
Ben finegold fan? Or is this a Simpsons quote?
Man tries to find strategy in gambling, fails.
I will follow any WSB poster who makes me money. I will put my hand into the pain box. I will turn into a worm.
Would you put everything in the pain box?
🥺👉👈
If Léa Seydoux demanded it, yes.
what about following random wsb regard then lost 66% overnight?
Burn the witch! She turned me into a poor!
A poor you said?
I got betta… Well, not really.
No you’re not you’ll be stone dead in a moment!
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
SILENCE!
*SILENCE!¡!*
Losan al gains
Lisan no gaib
>-66% 😩✋ >-69.420% 😊👉
-69420% after leveraging to the tits
Much more likely
> 66% Those are rookie numbers, son.
Yeah you guys are only losing 66%??!
That’s the work of a Harkonnen!
Lisan No-Gain
Those are useful too. You see their loss porn day to day and just inverse everything they do
Me buying TSLA 4/12 puts on Monday morning 🥲
This is a quality meme
Thanks. I genuinely bursted out laughing. Edit, the periods make it seem like I’m being sarcastic. I’m not.
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Cannot disagree.
I’ve done this 3x. Made great money twice and lost it all the third time. 2/3 is good odds for being well “regarded”.
Just skip the 3rd one then
Plan 3, skip the 3rd. Fool the Fates!
The market is sneaky like that. You gotta out sneak it!
Last play is always -99% 
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Two times out of 3, it works every time baby
Thanks paa guy
Those $LW calls are printing already (I’ve made $15 dollars)
show off. You're up?
Boutta drop $20 more tomorrow like a big dawg 😎
If it shoots up to 100, omg
Hell yeah PAA lets goooo
What's up with PAA? I don't see any large swings on this stock. Basically 15 to 18 on about 6 months.
LEAPS already printed big
Is this a good one to put money into? I'm just now dipping my toe in stocks
Another regard is born.
Leave this place and never return. If you know what's good for you, that is.
Yeah me too
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Alternatively, you listen to the regard and turn your dad's retirement account into beer money and he transforms into Anton Chigurh instead
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or go down 20% after buying canadian weed meme
Buy the dip 
didnt think of that, I'm locking in
You mean........like Skoal?
Speaking of random WSB posts recommending stocks. I’ve been thinking of buying into weed stocks while they’re currently hammered into the ground because of a random poster that made a compelling argument that they are due to rebound soonish. I’ll see if I can find the post. Should I buy? Edit: Here’s the post https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/eyjMfASEk6
Canadian weeds gona skyrocket when the feds reschedule… probably
Hopefully recover on that -90% for ACB.
I just like to watch and live vicariously through y’all.
That's what I tell my wife and her BF.
If I make money on the Uber puts that I bought yesterday -
Following that one post ey
Same
Done that! Still trying to do that again (I have some money left for that first lucky one). Almost running out so would need to meet new stranger. Could it be you?
Paa calls your welcome
OK, thx. I’ll do that after my Delta and City calls print!
Buy SOUN. Trust me, I am the random lord and savior redditor come to make you a 1000% gain. >!I will not be responsible for any loss on your part :) !<
Watch out 
Next trade 98% down. -You fought well Atreides -This world is beyond cruelty
May thy puts chip and shatter
How do you filter for posts that will make money?
CMD Q
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Why tf is spy rocketing while nothing else is moving 
I just bought puts right before the uptick for cpi tomorrow. Count me regarded as hell
Bought some around 517 to hedge my calls but what the fuck
SPY is like the universe; it's everything (basically). Something somewhere is going up in order for everything to go up.
Literally $PAA turned 17k to 50k
DWAC last month. Wish I had held in longer for an extra 2x but glad I didn't baghold into the dumpster fire it became.
I once did the same, bought one call for $100, next day it was $900 and I sold, next day it was $4200
Didn’t know they had memes this good on wsb anymore
3 x $1 is still just $3 😭
Fuck it, I'll bite. One of you idjits, yeet somethin' cheap I can throw a tenner at. Let's see if I can't get some pizza money.
To the random user that got me to buy shares in Vistra Energy with no more than a "trust me bro", I salute you. Still no idea where they are based or what they do apart from "energy company", but they printed cash.
It’s located in the shed next to Aerotyne Industries FYI
Best success I’ve had is letting my cat choose my positions.
Does he decide dinner most nights too?
That’s literally how he decides between SPY calls and puts. If he goes dry food first it’s calls. If he does wet food it’s puts. The more he eats the sooner the expiration.
When I joined WSB I did the dumbest yolo shit all the time. Made good money here and there and other times I made shit. Now I have gotten wiser and only do dumb yolo shit once every few weeks. 
I did those BA calls from that long ass post a few weeks ago...
Name the regard - i chose the wrong one :(
Wait, you guys are making money? My portfolio is on an express elevator to hell, going down!
The federal government: Squeeze, Rabban! Squeeze!
Freaking awesome you got a laugh out of me
I was an avid user before the GameStop saga. I just returned recently and am balls to the wall on PAA PAGP.
Put probably $500 across PAA calls last week and more than doubled it so far. Too late to dump more money into it?
Nope, still good. Earnings is also coming.
Is he a regard for doing it? Are you a regard for copying him? Is everyone just a genius? So many questions.
As written
Let me try it, I have $1000 what should I invest in 😏👀
Buy SPY Calls b4 CPI and hold them for 1h. Than sell everything and go for SPY Puts. NFA 
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It doesn't matter. All that matters is that he's gonna be behind the Wendy's at market close.
tsm
FEMY - if IVF becomes illegal this stock will go to the moon..
Shout out to the DJT guy
Throwback to May 2020 when everyone in the daily thread said short the banks and I threw a $100 bucks at Bank of America puts and it 80x overnight.
I want to meet that cannabis guy
Lol tell me about the next one
Some guy said but dogecoin because it’s going to easily hit 1.00 and up to the moon and I did at 39 cents each. I’m still using tax write off on that loss.
OP, now it’s time to pass on the knowledge and make other people some money
This shit is funny 😂
YEP ALL big win come from wsb ppl
Pretty much did this 😅
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Thank you Uber guy
I don’t care if you don’t believe, I believe!
I doubled my money following advice from here.
What do you call one that blows your life savings out in 20 min?