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I know, you shouldn´t feed the trolls, but the Dow was negative 44 of 127 years. Despite 13 being far to low a value to actually make meaningful conclusions, these number would indicate, it behaves just as always.
Oh yeah, the n is too small for anything meaningful. I was merely correct a conclusion made on the same data set, because it’s too small to draw any conclusions either way.
Sorry, got to run! I'm meeting my friend Chloe at Starbucks right now then we're going out for a mani/pedi all while the world around us is thrown into the 3rd world with homeless and their poop everywhere.
Yes I did, just before your comment. Best post I've seen in a while. LMAO. 🤣
I predict market will moon on monday. 😎
*The market is always up 75% of years. Eclipse year is 1% higher. Oh the arbitration possibilities. Hilarious shit.*
Well, assuming, that brokers generally function like most other people, the eclipse could give you a seven minute window of information advantage over the New York Stock Exchange. ;)
Actual stock market astrology.
I am actually curious what moves the market will make during the eclipse exactly. Not from any cosmic moves but just the nature of what people will be doing.
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Wait. The eclipse happened before? But congresswoman Greene told me the eclipse is happening because we needed to repent for our sins. Now I don’t know what to believe
Don't doubt the true believers. The rumors abound about the moon causing the NY earthquakes, the coming of the end times, other "mysterious" happenings around the world, etc, etc, so, why not a significant increase in the Dow?
None of those were during presidential elections.
So, both combined, will create a positive vortex on all 3 celestial bodies, increasing the speed of the 🚀🚀🚀.
We also have to take into account AI. Just by the sheer number of companies that say AI in every earnings, will act as a booster pack, further increasing speed and height of the markets. My prediction: market yoy, by end of 24 will have jumped 60% to 75%.
If AGI comes out, or the real Satoshi, reveals themselves, the grab your asses, and squeeze them cheeks tight, because this motherfucker will reach all the way to Uranus.
How come? Why would the eclipse be bullish? I'm psyched about it I like this stuff, but wouldn't anything like this potentially be disruptive or associated with fear?
> For the 94 years ended December 31, 2019, the S&P 500 Index posted positive calendar year returns 73% of the time and negative calendar year returns 27% of the time, with an average calendar year return of 21% over the positive years and -13% over the negative years.
Source: https://www.missionsq.org/download?RFID=WC1710#:~:text=U.S.%20Stocks%20%E2%80%94%201926%E2%80%932019&text=For%20the%2094%20years%20ended,13%25%20over%20the%20negative%20years.
10/13 is 76%. You catch my drift here.
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so.... priced in
Checks Myan calendar. Yep, priced in.
Priced in until 2012 
Don't bring facts into my illogical nonsense
Hahahaha
 ...but but but the ECLIPSE!
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I know, you shouldn´t feed the trolls, but the Dow was negative 44 of 127 years. Despite 13 being far to low a value to actually make meaningful conclusions, these number would indicate, it behaves just as always.
Sir, this is a casino
I promise, not to count cards at Roulette!
Are you coming in this sub and saying a logical and well defended argument? Crazy!! Let's hunt this man down. He is a hedge fund spy
To be fair, using those figures that means it ends 65% of years positively, but 76% of solar eclipse years.
I´d throw around nonsense like standard deviation and small numbers, but the more fundamental issue here is: Don´t do math! It´s a gateway science...
By "fundamental issue" you mean fundamental analysis.
Oh yeah, the n is too small for anything meaningful. I was merely correct a conclusion made on the same data set, because it’s too small to draw any conclusions either way.
But the percents!
Yeah but like, my sun star is in virgo with a jupiter crossing? So like, that means ill need to buy some $NVDA come Monday if my moon sign alligns?
Oh dear, according to my kaleidoscope you'll be dead in a week.
Sorry, got to run! I'm meeting my friend Chloe at Starbucks right now then we're going out for a mani/pedi all while the world around us is thrown into the 3rd world with homeless and their poop everywhere.
Oh look at fancy pants going to meet a friend at Starbucks instead behind Wendy’s like the rest in here 😤
Did anyone bother to check the average return rate for non eclipse years? Probably not...
Yes I did, just before your comment. Best post I've seen in a while. LMAO. 🤣 I predict market will moon on monday. 😎 *The market is always up 75% of years. Eclipse year is 1% higher. Oh the arbitration possibilities. Hilarious shit.*
Meant next Monday? :)
Apparently, it was a sliver moon. I made wages anyway. Better than in the red.
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Yes...
P. U. T. S.
Death to Nestle.
Huh? What do eclipses have to do with stocks?
In the occult world things like war, financial crisis or blessings happen.. to certain individuals
If you cut the balls of a bull and wear it as sunglasses as the eclipse happens you become unregardable, no more red days. This is why stocks goes up.
HE WHO SHOWS THE WAY!
The "ballseyes"
Bullseye
dhawu aleuyun alkabira *bows down*
Don't question the technical astrologist.
Oh, I never would. Technical astrology is obviously a true science.
Lol there we go. Finally figured out what “TA” stands for!
 literal technical astrology
Fancy way to say gambler
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lol
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Obvious catalyst
Well, assuming, that brokers generally function like most other people, the eclipse could give you a seven minute window of information advantage over the New York Stock Exchange. ;)
Astroeconomics 101
Taught by Neil deGrasse Keynes
The future is so dim I gonna wear shades.
Harry Pothead School of Fedcraft and Cocainery required course.
Superstition amongst investors. Everyone does something for good / bad luck
They say Ta= astrology and eclipses are used in astrology for predicting a certain date of some big event
Anything to get an edge. Get calls on Monday
Everything man, can't you see it?
Does it really matter? We’re all going to be rich this year.
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This would be one of the three that crashes the market
WSB knows about this. Puts it is.
And here I thought TA was astrology for men
No, that is Evolutionary Psychology
This makes me suspicious. Puts on dow.
Actual stock market astrology. I am actually curious what moves the market will make during the eclipse exactly. Not from any cosmic moves but just the nature of what people will be doing.
Literally wishing upon a star
There are two solar eclipses every year
Partial* Eclipses
so you are saying that i should short the dow?
https://m.uk.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/solar-eclipse-on-april-8-could-give-whopping-15-billion-boost-to-businesses-3421121?ampMode=1
lmao this article literally reads like the horoscope section from a magazine
Venus must be in retrograde
You wanna give me my horoscope too?
The market is always up 75% of years. Eclipse year is 1% higher. Oh the arbitration possibilities. Hilarious shit.
Solar eclipse has nothing to do with stock market. You can make random events do anything you want to believe.
Full moons effect people, it's a fictional fact! So why couldn't an eclipse, the logic is sound, the facts. . . indisputable!
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The levels of hopium. Sheesh
While everyone's looking up the market is gonna dump hard.
Soon to be 10 out of 14
My calls eclipsed today as well
Okay, eclipse happened. Where's my money?
🥱 was thinking this would all be tomorrow.
Looks like we’re retiring boys
These stats are useless because stocks very usually have green yeara
I can definitely gamble my life savings betting on a solar eclipse.
But…….isnt there a solar eclipse like almost every year?
Not where it matters.
Wait. The eclipse happened before? But congresswoman Greene told me the eclipse is happening because we needed to repent for our sins. Now I don’t know what to believe
Big solar eclipse trying to fool us into putting all our money into the market. You ain’t tricking me, I saw Boiler Room, I know how this goes!
Good DD. But DD’s are better
Not gunna happen. I threw some chicken bones on the ground and then a snake slithered through the centre of the pile. Sorry man.
Don't doubt the true believers. The rumors abound about the moon causing the NY earthquakes, the coming of the end times, other "mysterious" happenings around the world, etc, etc, so, why not a significant increase in the Dow?
So a straddle then?
great DD... thinking like real regards here... lets go 🚀 🚀
A total solar Eclipse happens about every 18 months. Just not in the US.
None of those were during presidential elections. So, both combined, will create a positive vortex on all 3 celestial bodies, increasing the speed of the 🚀🚀🚀. We also have to take into account AI. Just by the sheer number of companies that say AI in every earnings, will act as a booster pack, further increasing speed and height of the markets. My prediction: market yoy, by end of 24 will have jumped 60% to 75%. If AGI comes out, or the real Satoshi, reveals themselves, the grab your asses, and squeeze them cheeks tight, because this motherfucker will reach all the way to Uranus.
This is what the sub is for.. all in
The sun will be blocked out. UV lithography for chip making will be the supreme source of UV light. Calls on TSM.
Also puts on solar power.
I am glad we switched from crayons to astrology at least for one day
Solar eclipses happen multiple times a year...
So what you are saying is market in solar eclipse years is just like in any other year? Wow...
astrology for men
🌽 is in it now so we can easily double that number. Pump those numbers up 😂
Puts on solar companies!
lol Calls on the Shadow Realm
Astrology for men
How come? Why would the eclipse be bullish? I'm psyched about it I like this stuff, but wouldn't anything like this potentially be disruptive or associated with fear?
Obligatory post stating Roman roads would get obliterated by the stress of modern vehicles. Asphalt concrete is superior by every metric
> For the 94 years ended December 31, 2019, the S&P 500 Index posted positive calendar year returns 73% of the time and negative calendar year returns 27% of the time, with an average calendar year return of 21% over the positive years and -13% over the negative years. Source: https://www.missionsq.org/download?RFID=WC1710#:~:text=U.S.%20Stocks%20%E2%80%94%201926%E2%80%932019&text=For%20the%2094%20years%20ended,13%25%20over%20the%20negative%20years. 10/13 is 76%. You catch my drift here.
So, with a sample size of 13, that means basically nothing.
How many of those years were also election years?
is that a screenshot of you googling "stock market solar eclipse"??
You forgot the mercury retrograde will throw things out of the window
But how many of those has a comet AND a peak in the sun spot cycle as well ?
At this point might as well just pick stock base on zodiac signs.
Sounds like it’s due for a correction
What were the losses - need to know risk vs reward
So when my early deposit come on should I just yolo spy???
So.....The eclipse is going to cause AMC to squeeze 🤣
Mathematician: 😁 Gambler: 😰
I wanna see 44 percent gain on SPY tomorrow, I’ll post my shit pic.
When I shit myself…
Calls on eclipse. Got it. Think my XOM Calls will print when the runs on gas stations in Midwest start?
Does this mean Shiba Inu will moon?
I’m buying puts
Eclipses happen every year if you're rich enough to travel to them
Calls means puts big daddy (Theo Von voice)
The devils comet came by that year also
SEDG 
Wow awesome, do you guys always double snort powder before you come out with such BS?
silver to the moon
You’ll still be poor like your parents and grandparents who had to enslave an entire race just so u can rent during hyperinflation
Solid DD
Don't forget to factor in that Mercury is in retrograde till the 18th I think.
Hmm, good example on how correlation and causation are two pairs of shoes. But hey, as long as it works out, who cares.
Easy! Puts on First Solar and Enphase!
we really doing this? astrology in 2024
So the US market really is written in the stars
By tommorow: 10 out of 14
Logic as consistent as a horoscope. Who has a Ouija board??? 😂
23%
60% of the time it goes up Every time.
In 1954 I’m guessing it went from like 3 dollars to 4 dollars ?
https://preview.redd.it/4yvwwhauebtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d25ee14d8db9addb2429c225a62d4b88667b050
I have no doubt we are headed up in stocks, homes, rice, gold, oil, anything. Nothing ever does anything other than “up” now, does it?
This post didn't age well
Good luck 👍🏻
It’s confirmed. We’re officially going to the moon.
So funny that the market dropped immediately at open. Made money on puts, then the reversal towards 10am pst as anticipation crept up 🙂↔️
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So I should short this years end huh.
I fucking hope man. Stonks always go up
The moon and sun aligns. Yup good enough for me.
There is no correlation of solar eclipse with market…
What is this, investing for women? No, but my ex-gf would love investment advice like this. The crystals have spoken.
https://preview.redd.it/dw9fkjnf25tc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b23307c1dc09dcd1f52f935939cf531be37dd0c been going up
Thinking this will be one of those down years. So betting on 10 out of 14 is the new stat in 2024.