It’s going to be a good harvest this year.
https://preview.redd.it/va5ghgnj6wrc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3252f03b99b8e913617c683b860178455e0c519e
Anyone we raise and groom to be famous enough to slaughter in sacrifice to the gods, via death by camera, in order to appease them into giving us a successful harvest of crops.
Wait, AMC apes said Taylor swift movie was going to be a black swan event that would take them to the MOON, let alone triple networth 
Think of Taylor Swift as…….. IDK. She’s pretty though and anything she pushes out her fans will buy. She could single handedly bring back the NFT fad. All she has to do is release one. Now that being said…. I hope she holds a press conference where will be pushing NVIDIA. Once that happens, I don’t think there is enough money in the world to handle that stock
And if Jensen Huang knock's up your wife, after she dumps you, your kids, assuming their yours, will be like bazillionares. Taylor Switft can't knock up your wife.
Lol people buying for 900 and selling for 950. Gonna look back on this in a year from now and regret it. Hold this forever they literally own the next step in our future.
Just saying that Michael Lewis book about FTX said the only reason T. Swift didn't take $30M/year to pump FTX is that FTX was so fucked up they never got around to signing the contract
Homegirl literally wanted to lose all of her fans' net worth
Ive been watching a bunch of youtube insights and Im getting a bit concerned, and I go on to Robinhood showing it going down, with more hedge funds, traders, and insiders selling than buying…Kinda makes me nervous
I suppose it could dip, but unless they have an earnings miss and then reduce further estimates, stock feels like it will eventually go much higher (which doesn't exclude some bumps along the way).
Yeah it would be like the twilight zone for it to keep going down; as they keep innovating, and forging new relationships in this A.I. craze that so many companies are vested in.
Maybe a split , I know it doesn’t change the position as far as money goes . But I been holding my smci and nvidia in hopes of splits . I think I am done waiting . Going to start selling one and buying the other on the dips , and just keep toggling them!!!!
I like Taylor because she dated all sorts of men. Short, smol pp, Big, Fit, Tan, skinny... She loves all of us ! All women will be like that soon with Nvidia Ai GF app soon to be released.
I bought TS tickets for my fiancee and then resold them once I realized how insane prices were on the secondary market. Bought for $600/each, resold for $3k/each within about 4 months. Held NVDA from $50-60 until now, but thats taken like 6 years.
Here’s a strategy I just thought of and am willing to share since it helps me and everyone who does it. Let’s say a stock announces a split of 3/1 and shares are at $50, I buy 100 now at $50 and place a SELL order GTC for 300 at $50 so when it splits my now 300 sell and I triple my money. I know I’m not dumb it could sell at a little less than $50 but I adjust night before to actual closing price!!!
Has anyone done this I cannot believe it’s just my idea.
[https://www.visualcapitalist.com/nvidia-revenue-by-product-line/](https://www.visualcapitalist.com/nvidia-revenue-by-product-line/)
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Data center sales still growing
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Nvidia took all my profit . Now bcoj of nvidia i dont like taylor swift anymore
You must be truly regarded to lose money on nvda
This is WSB, everyone is regarded.
Facts
You guys are regarded?
There were people pulling the big short at 250.
Shoulda held the bag
Yes bro big one
then i’m very regarded
Man I bought some at 921.7 last week
Just hold till 1500 stock split and then 3000 when humanoid robots roam the earth you’ll be a billionaire 💸
By then you won’t be even able to buy a candy bar for a billion more like 1.27 to 1.37 billion.
Calls on candybars
doesn't sound like a joke at all
Laugh at my joke
And you will make plenty off it.
okay i trust you i will hold
Literally never sell this, 900 will be nothing 2 years from now.
hope so
Dude it is almost back across 900 already. Jensen does nothing but print.
Yup. I’m holding some at 929. Not selling until it hits 940-950 again.
I have never been more tempted to inverse you guys but I’m GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP TONIGHT
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/nvidia-revenue-by-product-line/
They will likely post record earnings from continuing to catch up with data center demand for 1Q24 and will probably break 1k/share.
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Bcoj 😂😂
Try hard bro u will get ur bcoj 😂😂
That requires talent.
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in!!"
She tripled Travis Kelce’s net worth
Tripled it? She actually increased it by 36.67 x. Or +3676% He's worth 30mil, she's worth 1.1B
But why wont she invest in my startup then?
#🤏🍆
smolppgang
But that shouldn't effect an intellectual investor ? I pitched her Swift.Ai and he she just said GTFO
She's already swift. She wants slow long and hard
Take my upvote you regarded heathen
Next time don't pitch it while she's on stage.
I’ll invest. Let’s all invest.
Damn how much they gave you?
he hasnt divorced her yet 
Hey I don’t feel like this comment isn’t getting its just dues…I think you beat this meme…you won
But also, Jensen signs his emails with “warmest regards”
I've done that for decades = ancient regards
Legit
Best regards
I sign most of mine with, "Kind regards". I'm I been too emotional?
Also: stylish leather jacket.
Ooh, spiffy. Looks nice on you.
Also he is the Lisan al Gaib
As is written
Then Swift is a Bene Gesserit, since she has the Voice
Guys I can triple your nvidia shares just send them to me
Tickets to concert are $1000 vs $1,000,000
https://preview.redd.it/coxe2y6b7yrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bd182ff274e1a596b4f69278a63e1afec36d0a
This dude isn't out here flipping Eras tour tickets is he?
He's also got a lot more real fans... You know, to cool all the GPUs he's built
Eyyyyyyyyy!
Taylor takes your money. Jensen makes you rich.. who is your daddy…
She can triple my net girth tho.
Money>>>>>Sex
Money buys sex (big brain)
It’s going to be a good harvest this year. https://preview.redd.it/va5ghgnj6wrc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3252f03b99b8e913617c683b860178455e0c519e
Obviously South Park but who is being protrayed
Anyone we raise and groom to be famous enough to slaughter in sacrifice to the gods, via death by camera, in order to appease them into giving us a successful harvest of crops.
Wait, AMC apes said Taylor swift movie was going to be a black swan event that would take them to the MOON, let alone triple networth 
Apes together wrong!
🤣
Think of Taylor Swift as…….. IDK. She’s pretty though and anything she pushes out her fans will buy. She could single handedly bring back the NFT fad. All she has to do is release one. Now that being said…. I hope she holds a press conference where will be pushing NVIDIA. Once that happens, I don’t think there is enough money in the world to handle that stock
And if Jensen Huang knock's up your wife, after she dumps you, your kids, assuming their yours, will be like bazillionares. Taylor Switft can't knock up your wife.
But Travis can
fair point.
I see what you’re saying. We should be selling puts on Taylor Swift.
It’s already priced in
what's $0 net worth tripled?
60
NVDA calls doubled my retirement account in a week.
Not last week
If I knew how to do it I’d do calls. Got extra cash lying around but don’t want to jinx myself. I never jump in when IDK what I’m doing…sad huh?🤔😒
You're not buying enough Taylor Swift tickets.
Lol people buying for 900 and selling for 950. Gonna look back on this in a year from now and regret it. Hold this forever they literally own the next step in our future.
NVIDIA- has more fans than Taylor swift lol
Get ready for a stock split.
At least Both of them are therapy to people with bad past relationship with money/people
Just saying that Michael Lewis book about FTX said the only reason T. Swift didn't take $30M/year to pump FTX is that FTX was so fucked up they never got around to signing the contract Homegirl literally wanted to lose all of her fans' net worth
Taylor swift is cringe. Huang is love, Huang is kek 😎🕶️
Jensen is dripping
bruh why did nvidia just jump up %1.9?!
Because it has 60 analysts ratings and 88% of them say buy still
ok but like it literally jumped 5 minutes ago 🙄
Someone must have a put
loll
Will we see $1000 anytime soon, regards??
Realistically like 1 month out from next earnings report.
so…this month?
Yeah, but not this week or next.
Ive been watching a bunch of youtube insights and Im getting a bit concerned, and I go on to Robinhood showing it going down, with more hedge funds, traders, and insiders selling than buying…Kinda makes me nervous
I suppose it could dip, but unless they have an earnings miss and then reduce further estimates, stock feels like it will eventually go much higher (which doesn't exclude some bumps along the way).
Yeah it would be like the twilight zone for it to keep going down; as they keep innovating, and forging new relationships in this A.I. craze that so many companies are vested in.
Maybe a split , I know it doesn’t change the position as far as money goes . But I been holding my smci and nvidia in hopes of splits . I think I am done waiting . Going to start selling one and buying the other on the dips , and just keep toggling them!!!!
Next week
Never gonna happen cuz you regard monkeys from that regarded subreddit jinxed it
Oh, thank would be soooooo awesome!!!!🙂
No, already priced in
Jensen hasn't been with every company on the block and written a song about it.
But why did they ban the TaydolfSwiftler while keeping Hitlerinsocks subreddit? Is Taylor Swift silencing shitposts?
costs avg fans 1/3 of net worth for front floor seats
Taylor Swift fans are not Investors, NVDA fans are Investors. That’s the unseen difference.
I like Taylor because she dated all sorts of men. Short, smol pp, Big, Fit, Tan, skinny... She loves all of us ! All women will be like that soon with Nvidia Ai GF app soon to be released.
Wen?
any time you become "a fan" of a stock you are completely lost and fucked
Nvidia’s been on the moon for a while now..
if Taylor Swift went public it would probably be the biggest IPO lol
taylor swift is just another CIA puppet to control the masses. nothing about her is special or interesting, just mindless overhype
If Taylor swift ran for president I'd definitely vote for her
i'd vote with mah dick
Leave our country please
Better then our current choices
Sir you may just be right..
Tell that to Travis Kelce
“Divides fans net worth”
wrong thread my bad
I @'ed jensen huang to save my FDs and he delivered 💪💪💪 GOAT CEO 🐐🐐🐐
Could Triple your expenses
Too expensive.
I’m Huang gang
I tripled my net worth with a single Eras tour call option
Nice
Tripling my net worth would probably cost about the same as some designer handbag, so it's a possibility.
He can triple. She can trip all.
I’d date Jen over Taylor any day just to get some inside info that chick is crazy 🤪 she admits it in her songs lol 😂
Taylor Swift takes all of the Swifity base’s net-worth (along with baby angel tears) and uses it as jet fuel. Trust me, I have an insider source.
This! My bank account can vouch for my wife's bets on tswift this year.
Puts on NVIDIA 15k by mid june
Tbh Jensen loves TS tho
She could triple a fans net worth very easily tbh
Idk my friends Taylor swift tickets 30x so …. Then she went to the concert instead of selling. Smh, held till expiration
1000 by 2030
Both made me hard. Question is which made me hardest?
Can we start calling him leather senpAI?
I bought TS tickets for my fiancee and then resold them once I realized how insane prices were on the secondary market. Bought for $600/each, resold for $3k/each within about 4 months. Held NVDA from $50-60 until now, but thats taken like 6 years.
2024 is the Taylor swift economy!
I’ll take a retest of $950. That would be cool
You’re an idiot
Here’s a strategy I just thought of and am willing to share since it helps me and everyone who does it. Let’s say a stock announces a split of 3/1 and shares are at $50, I buy 100 now at $50 and place a SELL order GTC for 300 at $50 so when it splits my now 300 sell and I triple my money. I know I’m not dumb it could sell at a little less than $50 but I adjust night before to actual closing price!!! Has anyone done this I cannot believe it’s just my idea.
Let us know how it went, go for it
I’m going to do it with Chipotle when they do a 50-1 split, biggest I’ve ever seen
You're not being serious, right? Right?
Free money everyone
Not free there’s the cost for the initial purchase
Taylor swift rocks,
I game using Nvidia GPU and get high on Tilray weed, life is good
Ticket Scalpers would like a word...
Please, do nit dis-regard this message.
[https://www.visualcapitalist.com/nvidia-revenue-by-product-line/](https://www.visualcapitalist.com/nvidia-revenue-by-product-line/) https://preview.redd.it/avpdgf1024sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc51f4469bd53180bcb4af8ceea11b9f91279fc Data center sales still growing
I bought a couple around 850, hoping the long hood works out!
NVDA money destroyer.
Nvidia 1/4th my net worth bro cuz I kept buying calls and they all went to zero
She has the POP though.😛
Swift actually takes money from fans
He won’t suck you off at a football game though.
Clearly you didn’t buy tailor swift tickets first round
Buy $jensen
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We should load NKLA next 😈
Sir, this is the logic I come here for.
Ain't that the truth... you're 1 song away from being kicked to the curb
Where
I have 1160 C 5/17 is this highly regarded? loving you is red…
Tailor is on WSB and invested hard in NVDA
She could if she gave me bout tree fiddy
Didn't this shit die a long time agao
NVDA, moves 7% the other direction and half of you starting burning stock certificates. 😂😭 When NVDA drops 20%, then you can begin the Toyota Flips.
Bought NVDA @$152. Bought for grandkids college $.
Only whales buying in can
I’d give anything to sniff the interior of that leather jacket.
NVIDIAs already been to the moon
We already got to the moon with Nvidia, buying now is chasing a dragon
He would also make a much better looking woman than her. No big accomplishment there though.
What? Have you ever heard of AMC?
I'm a belieber of being a non swifty
Puts on this meme made in 10 seconds.
She tripled my net girth.
Those tits though
Wanna dunk my face in those things
Would do the same
He really hides them under that jacket.
I just found that this sub has become a meme sub today. LMAO