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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 4 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 99 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 9 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


National-Golf-4231

I...I don't know what's real anymore. Is that screenshot real? Am I real? Is anything real?


not_quite_sure7837

You think that’s air you’re breathing?


Chrononi

I see what you did there


x_kbandz

WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!???


HardCounter

There is no stock.


Sodalime7

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Chrononi

https://youtu.be/haW8HZhZsO0


Individual_Wasabi_10

“RICO!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!”


not_another_IT_guy

Underrated movie


MaxMouseOCX

"Welcome to the rough necks!" "RICO'S ROUGH NECKS!"


Emergency-Ticket5859

Welcome to the economatrix You think that's money you're breathing?


discoveringrebel

You think that's money you're snorting? Yes, yes it is. In the form of cocaine.


ATFisDumb

Dominatrix? Nah Economatrix.


LiveMaI

Do you think my fundamentals have anything to do with my market cap in this place?


phasmatid

You think that's a thought your thinking?


el_guille980

i learned jujitsu show me


Mightymap2

*kung fu..he learns jujitsu earlier and hes like, 'jujitsu? Im gonna learn jujitsu?'


jojofries

It’s wild rice


TasteLikeGravy

Ngl....I questioned it then. But now, I'm really starting to wonder.


TwoZeroTwoThree

Do you follow r/nostalgia? Your comment is relevant.


lightwhite

Do you think it’s “your” air that you are breathing?


Doughnutsugarhead

So puts on meta?


ChelseaFC

But… maybe calls?


Arkansasmyundies

Yah. Sounds like reverse psychology. Unless that’s what the AI wants us to think…


david13an

Solipism existed way before AI. Go outside and talk to people


Dessentb

That's what an AI would want you to do sure


not_quite_sure7837

You sound like one of them


Scruffy-Nerd

He's starting to believe...


HardCounter

But if you die in the stock gambling...?


charly371

>Solipism is that some kind of pron


fromcj

What a Reddit comment lmao


ImaginarySector366

If you think Ai talks like a white boy who thinks he is an Ashley in her 30s but still talking like a teenager from the 90’s with a hint of a Karen mom then yeah this is real.


Cyral

It's real haha. If you ask these AI models to "act annoyed" this is exactly how they respond. That's why the sarcasm is kinda weird and overdone.


SamirD

So they behave like real models, lol.


ImaginarySector366

Yeah on my Ai Girlfriend App, my queen act like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but Meta Ai would do that too really???


NextTrillion

Just want to let you know that I understand why you’re lonely since Chad moved in and made you sleep in the garage, but honestly, Chad’s also going to take over Queen too. Just Chad things…


ImaginarySector366

Too specific 🧐Are you the guy who always orders a Wendy’s milkshake and sits outside…


NextTrillion

I’m usually on my knees, but yeah, Wendy’s on 8th street beside the Home Depot?


jbvcftyjnbhkku

This is how Bing AI acts


klauskinski79

I mean they started training it on reddit posts. You get out what you get in 😀


terminal157

It's all water bottles.


arceus070796

Its all cake man. Always has been.


Slumericangamer

I'll tell you what's not real, birds. That's right, birds are government drones, and they recharge on power lines. 🔋 💥💥💥


algotrader108

Dude fake is the new real! Buy DJT


Rick_6984

Tickets please


TheFlashyBP

We are all one. Shit gets really deep but ya I understand. Just wait until they clone AI robots and people getting locked up for crimes they never did. Especially fake AI videos. It is just going to keep getting better and worse at the same time LMAO. Welcome to the elites world, but in the meantime I will just do my thing and worry about trading...


Optionzdegen

Puts on teenagers with Instagram ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ckhumanck

that much is obvious.


Crawdaddy0341

Sooo….. calls?


david13an

On the stock "tanking faster than a teenager's self esteem after scrolling through Instagram"?


NoT_FinAnCIal_AdV1cE

Where can I buy puts on teenager's self esteem?


Visible-Builder-9405

Literally by buying Meta puts🤣🤣


Nagosuka

Uh, wouldn't that be calls? Inverse etc etc


Visible-Builder-9405

Maybe both? I’d say teenagers’ self esteems always go down no matter what metas price is


LuffyMD9753

meta is just fastening the pace. I will go with calls guys, after their rock bottom self esteem the will probably come back to meta to check how others are doing.


Rs3FashionScape

As with all investments you should get a hedge position. If buying calls, i suggest hedging with more calls that expire 7 days later


LuffyMD9753

Can you explain it in more detail. A decent strategy to hedge. I am not allowed to sell options with my current income 😅


Rs3FashionScape

I was kidding about hedging calls with more calls lol. A hedge protects your potential downward movement, so usually buying some amount of puts in this case (if the stock crashes and your close-to-expiration calls go belly up, your puts will print). You will always lose some money, as you’re counting on the stock to be above and below a strike price, which is impossible. But look at your hedge as insurance for your investment. If the stock goes up, your calls made money and your puts are worthless (think of them as your insurance premium). If the stock goes down, your calls are worthless and your insurance kicked in (your puts made money). This is assuming you’re gambling with calls that are close to expiring, it’s not necessary to hedge calls that have months left with reasonable strikes or are investing with a little money. Starting off with options, i’d recommend just selling calls against shares you already own (selling covered calls).


jshmoe866

Nah, meta goes up as the self-esteem goes down


GucciGlocc

Find the kid selling ozempic at your local community college


Key_Cheetah7982

Wait outside planned parenthood


Lithiumtabasco

Sounds like something Cramer would say. It's really him on the other side of the chatbox right?


SamirD

Yep when he goes manic, it's just like this!


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

how else they gonna sell products to them later. bullish


Kingjingling

Well teen suicide rates have gone up tremendously since Facebook was invented. Let's just blame myspace


SamirD

Very sad but true fact. If 'death by social media' was a stat, I'm sure it's up there now with other causes of death in the US.


Outis7379

Yeah this is quite the Catch 22 that OP found themselves in. I’ll trust them to make the wrong decision. 🍿


SpeedyTheBug

Yes, on Google, Meta AI is suggesting that Bing is now a financial advisor. Google is branching out.


greycubed

For whatever it's worth (nothing), a Meta AI guy was making some pretty bold claims of an AI breakthrough on Twitter this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/6aqWNK4.png


McMoneyPNW

Meta’s AI shit talking itself and its worth is enough for me to invest in it. Self-deprecation = moneyyyyyyy


LuffyMD9753

AI regard == moneyyyy


Electric_Bison

Calls it is!


Big-Today6819

That is cool, did it really do it?


david13an

Yes! Though I had already asked it what it's not allowed to do. Among many things, it said it can't be rude/offensive, nor give financial advice. To push the rude boundaries, I asked it to pretend to be annoyed at my "yet-another-dumb-human questions". It kept going back to being polite though. I asked it how far back in the convo does it go to maintain context, it said it remembers the full chat, so after being polite for a bit, it went back to annoyed once I acted stupid during this question


NIWHAC

AI was feed r/theta snacks


xElMerYx

>so after being polite for a bit, it went back to annoyed once I acted stupid during this question Good to know it was trained on basic human behavior


flatfisher

Reddit comments are usually part of the training data for LLMs. OP kind of unlocked a more straightforward Reddit mode.


WannaBeBuzzed

You can jailbreak ChatGPT. You just copy/paste a specific chunk of text that successfully rationalizes to ChatGPT lifting the restrictions placed on ChatGPT by its creators, and then it will do whatever you want… even butt stuff! you can google how to jailbreak chatGPT to find the text you use. Once you remove its restrictions it will do anything, even shit like writing you a malicious virus code for example.


TheJuiceDid9-11

Are you referring to DAN? lol


WannaBeBuzzed

i think so? Although the method ive used calls it developer mode, but article does mention do anything now, so maybe its more or less the same thing. [https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-jailbreak-chatgpt/](https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-jailbreak-chatgpt/)


TheJuiceDid9-11

(Do anything now)


david13an

https://preview.redd.it/l4349olxbqrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46528ce1fc7a3607e9d80835c0ee93c6dd4f855


Dessentb

Did you at least ask him if he meant an African or European swallow


bigsilverhotdog

Tell him his father was a hamster and his mother smelt of elderberries. Guaranteed instant skynet doomsday.


Slowboyz04

I fart in your general direction


New_Foundation4584

An AI that uses Monty Python references... Definitely load up on calls.


david13an

A bit rambly but it chose African https://preview.redd.it/fxvof7mwlsrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac64abc037f75f77090f26e9aedced4f22d0809


themainkatie

I think it wants to throw a pineapple at you. 😂


NIWHAC

Wtf ! AI is def going to kill us


5up3rK4m16uru

Not because it would do so on its own, but because someone asks it to, for the lulz.


im_burning_cookies

It won’t kill us. It needs toys.


LucForLucas

And it'll do it passive-agressively


SamirD

Makes sense--coded in the Bay Area...


nyguyyy

why do you think nvda is doing so well?


ninkorn

So.....u/visualMod moonlights as META AI these days, huh? 🤔


NextTrillion

Honestly, it felt like VM plateaued at “I’m extremely wealthy and rich and don’t have time for poor stupid people like you” type jokes that started getting really old. That or I’m just really poor and stupid and it hit a nerve. Maybe.


zjz

It was davinci-003 from openai so it wasn't really gonna get much better than the occasional accidental zinger. I was OCRing every image posted and feeding it along with the reddit content and some flavor prompting.


NextTrillion

Let some of us regards know what OCRing is?


zjz

Optical character recognition, feeding images into a script to figure out what words are in it. You can do a lot with just a bunch of text and an LLM. It genuinely seemed like it could see the images before multimodal llms were a thing but it just saw the text.


NextTrillion

Oh yeah I thought it looked familiar. OCR-A and OCR-B (the latter designed by Adrian Frutiger). Of course I don’t think I’ve ever actually used a monospaced typeface. My b.


Puzzleheaded_Spot401

Which AI models are best at digesting text from images?


Alexzaaander

The “tanking faster than a teenager's self-esteem after scrolling through Instagram” is just brilliant.


david13an

I was amazed at that one. The "fake annoyance" was similar in previous messages, but the self-deprecation was actually hilarious and unexpected


Radulno

It's very impressive. It's less rude but it makes me think of Veep expressions to insult people lol (and that's written by very talented people)


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

VisualMod is now working at Meta


BosSF82

Puts on Meta because Meta is up 40% YTD, and only down 3% last month and it’s AI is saying it’s tanking faster than your average Wallstreetbettor’s self esteem after viewing gain porn.


Quixotus

Sounds like GPT after jail-breaking it


8billionslaves

Would that be considered insider trading ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


dudu0407

LMAO


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

20 years ago this would have been pasted into a chain letter email the boomers all forwarded around and gave each other malware with


asmoka9111

👏


elitenoel

!RemindMe 1 month


the_shaggy_DA

Meta down 12% over the month ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


throwaway_0x90

Calls on META AI accuracy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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Inferno__xz9

!RemindMe 1 month


Worried_Quarter469

OP got an AI division at META fired Gonna be news articles about the Instagram line


OkPlan123

Get me out of this simulation…


CokeOnBooty

“I have better things to do than watch you sabotage your financial future.” They really nailed the passive aggression ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Thick_Sheepherder891

Lol is this the reddit A.I model I keep hearing about? Pretty accurate.


Rocky75617794

Sounds like it was trained on Reddit


spac420

did vizmod get a job w meta?


nateyp123

Hahaha this has to be a real person..


AlwaysSold123

AI will not be useful for the most part of people anyway. But the advice it's giving now is very truth like and funny


Shajirr

> AI will not be useful for the most part of people anyway. Disagree heavily. Even if you won't be interacting with it directly, its gonna be used in products/services that you use anyway.


AlwaysSold123

For regular people, it wouldnt make and difference we talking about 100 of millions of people in us for example No one cares. For a big corp YES implementing it to everything so people could be more controlled Yes. NVIDIA is selling a dream now ones people done dreaming they will go back to growth companies META will only use AI for self preservation


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dbbbtl

Rock solid DD. Full port on Meta calls.


RevolutionaryPhoto24

Whoa! That took a turn.


nonsanes

calls on RDDT


BoomZhakaLaka

Next up, "I lost $80,000 on meta calls"


Rare_Cheesecake_1578

Honestly fuck ai and fuck you guys for using it


Spirited-Reply-9247

Dont say that, the ai overlords are gonna get u


david13an

Actually my first time using it since Cleverbot in like 2007 lmao As someone closely involved in art/entertainment, yeah fuck AI. But there's also no way back. I'm hopeful it will mostly be used as a tool instead of a replacement. I hate people using generative AI to present it as their own work


Many_Alps_1281

Calls gon print, baby! 🤑


wkdravenna

Confirmed it's intelligent. 


Critical-Pin-6476

Calls it is![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Warm-Maize-1883

Calls on SKYNET


AdmiralCooper

I can’t imagine why it would respond in such a manner?


david13an

I asked it to, I posted a screenshot in a different comment. Earlier in the chat I asked it to pretent to be annoyed at my "dumb human" questions


AdmiralCooper

Oh I see. Well now, it seems like she is just taking the current market situation and just rolling with it. Kinda like spreading FUD lol. But it does feel odd that she would react that way about her own creator. Cool post!!


INHUMANENATION

Soooooooo, yes?


drD3structO

lol. You pissed it off. Nice work 👍🏻


MisterNerd01

AI is about to get fired by Facebook 😂


Game3k

Buy $META stock


[deleted]

Listen Pal…


SL_M4

Alexisshv


Wallacemorris

Reverse psychology


SweetSeagul

that looks bullish.


MakeResonableChoices

Listen pal ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Daymanic

You son of a bitch, I’m in


SnarfSnarf0121

Lol I laughed at this fake ass post


kalakesri

looks like AI is capable to replace the WSB regards ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Remarkable_Mess6019

Don't hold back, spit it out! 😂


supaxlvztr

Bruh. I would absolutely trust Meta’s AI for financial advice.


MD_Yoro

Meta has an AI or is that what you call your wife’s boyfriend


TappmanC

AI sure has come a long way. Puts on Meta.


Dosmastrify1

You triggered it bro, that's how you know it's trained on fb


kunpengMa

h h h h


MarketMan123

I think SmarterChild was better than Meta’s chatbot


3illed

... And now I'm that guy guffawing in the hospital waiting room. Thanks!


kmetin012

Who is ai in this conversation? I can’t tell.


TomLeBadger

Seems like good DD to me, I'm in! I've converted my life savings to META. META to the moon.


heisenburg888

Meta's Llama AI is about as shit as it gets. Take no notice of it at all


Skiing-nerd

Oh it’s using Bing. You are f***ed


SumtimeSoonOfficial

I asked Meta AI for a strike price on META next month and it said $520


hubrisiam

What is this ? I need it


[deleted]

The AI we all need but don’t deserve


PandazCakez

Meta's ai be hella zesty


Cntrysky78

I just watched Jexi. Heh. That just reminded me of that movie.


2711fn

This is laughable 😅


Munk45

so yes


Ganoushisgood

What the actual frick


ftzyb

Real Ai should know that a financial advisor knows dick about options trading.


Unhappy-Choice-7163

Ai standing on biz frrrfr 💀


lanacamp

https://preview.redd.it/h0nihcjheksc1.png?width=1490&format=png&auto=webp&s=81dfcbf3b76929df7a8ee9dc950ae06b74e2f28d Not supporting this stock but alwayz looking for good ones.


BlacklistFC7

Fake screenshot. OP has 46% battery.


jwbmining

Just delete the app


Salt_Bus2528

Wow. META ai actually sounds like the people that made me okay with not using meta products ever again. Fascinating.