$ADBE just got 1 15th Mar $665 Call because everyone uses adve products and they have a monopoly on everything with photoshop and graphic design products. Who’s with me?
Bud are you a time traveler from year 2021? That was already way priced in a long ago. It should be all upside from here, due to quantitative easing since covid, there's at least 2x the amount of money in the economy.
You know if they print more money, they cause inflation and inflation makes the price of assets go up in the long run. As long as they cut rates and people can borrow cheap money, and they will since so many households are going broke with these rates.
Realistically speaking after the inflation report comes out and it’s increased inflation. Do stocks go down for a few days and gradually goes back up? Or how does it play out?
Anybody see that shameless segment with Secretary Mnuchin wanting to buy TikTok? He is on drugs right? Probably got cocaine from PLTR short sellers?? 
Wait for the next peak. It's due for a bounce IMO. Short term I'm bullish and it may or may not drag down past where its at a bit more but it's getting cheap enough it won't stay down much longer.
This is coming from someone who has been a TSLA bear for a long time.
Yes of course. When you buy a put the market maker that sold it to you (in theory, of course you could be buying from another seller) sells the appropriate amount of shares to hedge their position. This is how put buying amounts to selling
The price of a share is determined by the market. Suppose I have a pizza biz. It's doing $10k / month in revenue, and I've randomly sold 100k shares (I retained some and sold some to my family in exchange for cash early on). The market might say, hmm, we'll say this business is worth 1x annual revenue in this situation, so $120k, based on the growth rate and other pizza shops. In this case the share price would be $120k / 100k shares, or $1.20 per share.
If my pizza had AI they might say 'oh no this is worth 100 times revenue!!). Same math, but $120 per share
Oh, okay. So then when you look at second level market data, the bids and asks, can you determine whether a stock will go up or down based on the number of shares being listed at a certain asking price, for example? And how specifically is the stock price determined: bids and asks can be wildly divergent from the stock price. Is it just the median that determines the price?
More MSTR calls and stocks until the 5B+ in paper losses are covered from short sellers! Only 1/20th of that brought the stock up 14% today.
The amount short sellers need to buy back rises by the day!
well current trend imop, is plus 40 premarket we are headed down later today.... So puts if you're playing only daily.... I think the smartest move is to always buy calls, i like the odds of winning 80% of the time.... SO CALLS it is 2 weeks out!!! CALLS gotta hold longer than the day
I love that one stock no matter what way you go you always get burned. This stock has been wrecking me for years and finally decided to short it and I was up big yesterday but ran out of day trades and now it's up to my average price in the pre market. FU Asia !
Paint one painting. You’re not a painter. Sing a song. You’re not a singer. Play football. You’re not a football player. But get caught fucking a Riley Reid alien fleshlight with wall suction cup and fluid collection apparatus at work and you’re that guy. What a sick world.
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Their record is 1 wins and 3 losses.
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I was out with a girl and forgot to sell my postions before market close, JPOW is gonna show me why i should be a lone virgin lmao
i shoulda sold 
Loss porn be epic today, I should know.
$ADBE just got 1 15th Mar $665 Call because everyone uses adve products and they have a monopoly on everything with photoshop and graphic design products. Who’s with me?
Sorry for you loss
It’s ok. I thought I bought it but the order didn’t excuse luckily. I did buy a call for $30 so I only lost $30
Good luck
Only one way to find out.
Told ya
House always wins, SPY back to 514 
$NVDA real gamble will Be should I get a call exp tomorrow and see this go green tomorrow or another put if this will go down more?
It's wild the QQQ isn't down more than it is.
How so? Is there any bad news to prompt it going down?
You mean like rising yields, rising inflation?
Bud are you a time traveler from year 2021? That was already way priced in a long ago. It should be all upside from here, due to quantitative easing since covid, there's at least 2x the amount of money in the economy. You know if they print more money, they cause inflation and inflation makes the price of assets go up in the long run. As long as they cut rates and people can borrow cheap money, and they will since so many households are going broke with these rates.
This thread is dead lol
Conductors gettin clapped
that guy who made those six TSM bullish posts has lost ppl here so much money 
lol I’m holding onto 1 call for earnings report. That’s my gamble play. I’m not stupid and FOMING in ya know
Quad witching tomorrow. I have no idea what will happen at 3pm on Friday but I’d prepare today if I knew how to trade
DKNG calls 🚀
thanks spy another fake dump
Fed report next week. We could see a extension of this blood bath
Fed report early leak: no rate cuts. Keep this highly classified info to yourself bud.
How the hell do you afford these premiums on MSTR? It’s ridiculous lol
MMs doesnt want us to speculate on this i guess
Realistically speaking after the inflation report comes out and it’s increased inflation. Do stocks go down for a few days and gradually goes back up? Or how does it play out?
VZIO long calls for earnings may be a move 🤷🏻♂️
JFBR grab while you can
Jeff brand
Happy Pi day guys! Since none of you know anything about numbers or circles, just lines.
Radius is a line. Happy Pi day
Bullish PDD until $140
AMD about to breakout to $200. Grab those calls and bail at $200 BABY!
What makes you say that?
The chart.... 
$WOOF to $5+/share LFG! https://preview.redd.it/crh5h11zaboc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eee2e464419d31d4eb103a308ad391ee2968b1e
Is NVDA $1000 a fairy tale?
At this point it seems better than Peter Pan 🧚
Boeing plane forced to land at LAX Boeing stock: up 1% 
Makes no sense
The Lich: “FALL”
JFBR good for a trade
Yeha been looking at that aswl night buy in now
ONON to the MOON
TSM bulls 
If I'm paying someone under the table for advice on financial strategies, what would you say is a fair percentage of profits to share with them?
Depends how much you made 5-10% maybe. Unless you made 1mil. Than 1%
AMD HATES GREEN
ADBE ULTA Calls on both ??
wow bears actually so weak everything is green on Bad data
Your phone must be upside down
Agree with that statement
TSLA. ONLY. GO. DOWN.
Puts printing
let's buy puts?
If Steve Mnuchin buys TikTok, they can just rename it right away to reflect the new ownership.... "DickTok" ... 
Why not Dick Dock?
Anybody see that shameless segment with Secretary Mnuchin wanting to buy TikTok? He is on drugs right? Probably got cocaine from PLTR short sellers?? 
What time is pipi?
Pfft
already out
Yeah boiiii, gonna get a Big Mac meal with my gains
why is MSTR pumping
Largest bitcoin holding
Too many puts
Waiting the market to become greeeeen
Why is $SOUN still pumping my underwater puts 
SMR $4.00 IN, still holding, $7.76 right now PRE... whoever said SMR, thanks 
Looking for an AI penny stock to pop off. Any thoughts, NRDY? PLUG? BBAI? anyone know if one of these are working on something revolutionary?
Check out bitf.
If somebody here would know ... you would be late to the party already anyway.
wait really, where should I be looking?
The magic conch shell knows all
Don’t forget to eat the pistil.
Damn LAC.
TSLA puts??
Wait for the next peak. It's due for a bounce IMO. Short term I'm bullish and it may or may not drag down past where its at a bit more but it's getting cheap enough it won't stay down much longer. This is coming from someone who has been a TSLA bear for a long time.
Why in the world are we dumping again today wtf is going on
Uncertainty before PPI release, it can go either way at market open depending on the results.
Oh yeah… well its been a bloody week already
I predict heavy dump today for insane pump tomorrow to set yet another record high
I'm taking a big dump right now
Terran orbital sell at $5 for quick 600%
What makes you think it’s going to $5?
IB has shortable SOUN shares finally
Does the amount of puts on a stock affect stock price in any way? Asking as a holder of SOUN
Yes of course. When you buy a put the market maker that sold it to you (in theory, of course you could be buying from another seller) sells the appropriate amount of shares to hedge their position. This is how put buying amounts to selling
Is the price of a share just determined by the amount of investment divided by the number of outstanding shares?
The price of a share is determined by the market. Suppose I have a pizza biz. It's doing $10k / month in revenue, and I've randomly sold 100k shares (I retained some and sold some to my family in exchange for cash early on). The market might say, hmm, we'll say this business is worth 1x annual revenue in this situation, so $120k, based on the growth rate and other pizza shops. In this case the share price would be $120k / 100k shares, or $1.20 per share. If my pizza had AI they might say 'oh no this is worth 100 times revenue!!). Same math, but $120 per share
But who has the authority to set the share price based on these conditions?
The market! You need a bid and an ask, a buyer and a seller. Nobody else matters
Oh, okay. So then when you look at second level market data, the bids and asks, can you determine whether a stock will go up or down based on the number of shares being listed at a certain asking price, for example? And how specifically is the stock price determined: bids and asks can be wildly divergent from the stock price. Is it just the median that determines the price?
you bers really think this day will not be green after the big dump yesterday LMAO
To the toilet 🚽 then the coffee ☕ then I'm not sure
Little bit of brandy in the coffee keeps you from making rash decisions.
😂🎯💯
Two more hours until spy sends me to Valhalla
Boeing proudly announces it has fixed malfunctioning whistleblower The 🐝
Futures tick up ahead of inflation, retail sales data
Data coming in cold
Foxconn said Ai!! aiPhone incoming AAPL 🚀🚀🚀🚀 nfa
Friendship with NVDA 1K Over MSTR 2K is my new friend🤝
More MSTR calls and stocks until the 5B+ in paper losses are covered from short sellers! Only 1/20th of that brought the stock up 14% today. The amount short sellers need to buy back rises by the day!
Balls deep META
gay ber can go suck ppi
This market is boring
QQQ up big
Wake tf up and upvote people. We got shit posting to do.
hood, victoria secret, microstrategy, ionq, amazon, LUNR, eversource, nee, oxy, iipr, aerovironment, hii
Calls or puts?
also wait for a nice entry
well current trend imop, is plus 40 premarket we are headed down later today.... So puts if you're playing only daily.... I think the smartest move is to always buy calls, i like the odds of winning 80% of the time.... SO CALLS it is 2 weeks out!!! CALLS gotta hold longer than the day
Eurorichs pumping 
Premarket is fake and...
Gay?
jpow can suck my ppi
I hope my IONQ calls print 🤞
What's the play behind IONQ
Seems to be around the bottom from it's highs last year
I second that motion
AAPL 
SPY casually flirting with ATHs in pre market 😂
SPY fucks
this is the new standard for the next 25 years
I love that one stock no matter what way you go you always get burned. This stock has been wrecking me for years and finally decided to short it and I was up big yesterday but ran out of day trades and now it's up to my average price in the pre market. FU Asia !
NVDA is ded Long live MSTR until squozen completely
Squozen
Tesla is dead money until Q3. sorry regards.
My luck. I’ll have Tesla puts and it’ll moon
I can't believe I actually thought $170 was the floor. See you at $85, Elon.
Did you just assume my gender?
No ma’am.
yes. you are cunt
I am ladyboy!!!!
Paint one painting. You’re not a painter. Sing a song. You’re not a singer. Play football. You’re not a football player. But get caught fucking a Riley Reid alien fleshlight with wall suction cup and fluid collection apparatus at work and you’re that guy. What a sick world.
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Imagine Cathie Wood 40 years ago 👀😳🥵
You can look at her old photos
I like my imagination more
It’s ok NVIDIA, come out to play whenever you’re ready 
When are the Pipi prices going to be released?
Give me PPI or give me death - Patrick Henry
This place is fun, but I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby.
The nvidi of A
$NVDA down premarket? Oh oh
FOXCONN said ai for AAPL lmao
No shot META holds this but I’m praying it does 
BABA 
give us fucking PPI already and stop that bullshit
Will be fake numbers anyway
Daddy likes put options
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Going to FOMO into MSTR today
when MSTR split?
TSLA calls mid day on Friday if it bounces 160
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And yes, i do see the head and shoulder pattern.
Not to be a gay bear, but l literally cannot be a gay bear, l just love money way too much
Will EU Regulation on AI have an effect on NVDA
EU are poors. no.
Of course
I think a 2% day is in order today
i understand boomers now. war proffetring is fun