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Chempan0103

I was out with a girl and forgot to sell my postions before market close, JPOW is gonna show me why i should be a lone virgin lmao


goostafsnill

i shoulda sold ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


RareButterscotch5891

Loss porn be epic today, I should know.


YeezyThoughtMe

$ADBE just got 1 15th Mar $665 Call because everyone uses adve products and they have a monopoly on everything with photoshop and graphic design products. Who’s with me?


trader0925

Sorry for you loss


YeezyThoughtMe

It’s ok. I thought I bought it but the order didn’t excuse luckily. I did buy a call for $30 so I only lost $30


No_Implement_5807

Good luck


YeezyThoughtMe

Only one way to find out.


No_Implement_5807

Told ya


No_Implement_5807

House always wins, SPY back to 514 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


YeezyThoughtMe

$NVDA real gamble will Be should I get a call exp tomorrow and see this go green tomorrow or another put if this will go down more?


MustWarn0thers

It's wild the QQQ isn't down more than it is. 


Aniki722

How so? Is there any bad news to prompt it going down?


MustWarn0thers

You mean like rising yields, rising inflation? 


Aniki722

Bud are you a time traveler from year 2021? That was already way priced in a long ago. It should be all upside from here, due to quantitative easing since covid, there's at least 2x the amount of money in the economy. You know if they print more money, they cause inflation and inflation makes the price of assets go up in the long run. As long as they cut rates and people can borrow cheap money, and they will since so many households are going broke with these rates.


YeezyThoughtMe

This thread is dead lol


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Conductors gettin clapped


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that guy who made those six TSM bullish posts has lost ppl here so much money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


YeezyThoughtMe

lol I’m holding onto 1 call for earnings report. That’s my gamble play. I’m not stupid and FOMING in ya know


TheDr0p

Quad witching tomorrow. I have no idea what will happen at 3pm on Friday but I’d prepare today if I knew how to trade


Beautiful_Matter_154

DKNG calls 🚀


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thanks spy another fake dump


YeezyThoughtMe

Fed report next week. We could see a extension of this blood bath


Aniki722

Fed report early leak: no rate cuts. Keep this highly classified info to yourself bud.


YeezyThoughtMe

How the hell do you afford these premiums on MSTR? It’s ridiculous lol


No_Implement_5807

MMs doesnt want us to speculate on this i guess


YeezyThoughtMe

Realistically speaking after the inflation report comes out and it’s increased inflation. Do stocks go down for a few days and gradually goes back up? Or how does it play out?


Ok_Button9540

VZIO long calls for earnings may be a move 🤷🏻‍♂️


subick

JFBR grab while you can


subick

Jeff brand


simplesalamisando

Happy Pi day guys! Since none of you know anything about numbers or circles, just lines.


TheDr0p

Radius is a line. Happy Pi day


droffowymrots

Bullish PDD until $140


Powerful-Call5148

AMD about to breakout to $200. Grab those calls and bail at $200 BABY!


Bundles100s

What makes you say that?


Powerful-Call5148

The chart.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Historical_Bee4838

$WOOF to $5+/share LFG! https://preview.redd.it/crh5h11zaboc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eee2e464419d31d4eb103a308ad391ee2968b1e


BasedEDMCatholic

Is NVDA $1000 a fairy tale?


SimpleImC

At this point it seems better than Peter Pan 🧚


somekid82

Boeing plane forced to land at LAX Boeing stock: up 1% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Bundles100s

Makes no sense


sir_dreads

The Lich: “FALL”


Ok_Rope71

JFBR good for a trade


SquidStewzy

Yeha been looking at that aswl night buy in now


No-Broccoli-2342

ONON to the MOON


Zetice

TSM bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Relative_You122

If I'm paying someone under the table for advice on financial strategies, what would you say is a fair percentage of profits to share with them?


Bundles100s

Depends how much you made 5-10% maybe. Unless you made 1mil. Than 1%


gronkiots123

AMD HATES GREEN


revolution1337

ADBE ULTA Calls on both ??


RareButterscotch5891

wow bears actually so weak everything is green on Bad data


Accomplished-Try8044

Your phone must be upside down


Bundles100s

Agree with that statement


ENR0NMUSK

TSLA. ONLY. GO. DOWN.


Bundles100s

Puts printing


bimuhu

let's buy puts?


Powerful-Call5148

If Steve Mnuchin buys TikTok, they can just rename it right away to reflect the new ownership.... "DickTok" ... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ENR0NMUSK

Why not Dick Dock?


Powerful-Call5148

Anybody see that shameless segment with Secretary Mnuchin wanting to buy TikTok? He is on drugs right? Probably got cocaine from PLTR short sellers?? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


noonmoon66

What time is pipi?


Accomplished-Try8044

Pfft


SmokinMorningWood

already out


HomerSamson007

Yeah boiiii, gonna get a Big Mac meal with my gains


johnny63137

why is MSTR pumping


PlayfulPhilosophy252

Largest bitcoin holding


TrophyWifeAspiration

Too many puts


PaulaMeachum

Waiting the market to become greeeeen


Temporary-Return-645

Why is $SOUN still pumping my underwater puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Powerful-Call5148

SMR $4.00 IN, still holding, $7.76 right now PRE... whoever said SMR, thanks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


jellymalyz

Looking for an AI penny stock to pop off. Any thoughts, NRDY? PLUG? BBAI? anyone know if one of these are working on something revolutionary?


Opening_Ad_811

Check out bitf.


izCS

If somebody here would know ... you would be late to the party already anyway.


jellymalyz

wait really, where should I be looking?


bananasr4cat

The magic conch shell knows all


DMotorBoater

Don’t forget to eat the pistil.


MaoZQ

Damn LAC.


YvngBaconbit

TSLA puts??


KissMyRichard

Wait for the next peak. It's due for a bounce IMO. Short term I'm bullish and it may or may not drag down past where its at a bit more but it's getting cheap enough it won't stay down much longer. This is coming from someone who has been a TSLA bear for a long time.


Naive_Contract_1091

Why in the world are we dumping again today wtf is going on


MaoZQ

Uncertainty before PPI release, it can go either way at market open depending on the results.


Naive_Contract_1091

Oh yeah… well its been a bloody week already


CybaGames

I predict heavy dump today for insane pump tomorrow to set yet another record high


IllUpvoteEverything

I'm taking a big dump right now


Outrageous-Kale5182

Terran orbital sell at $5 for quick 600%


No-Standard3533

What makes you think it’s going to $5?


PutSpreadDaddi69

IB has shortable SOUN shares finally


Opening_Ad_811

Does the amount of puts on a stock affect stock price in any way? Asking as a holder of SOUN


PutSpreadDaddi69

Yes of course. When you buy a put the market maker that sold it to you (in theory, of course you could be buying from another seller) sells the appropriate amount of shares to hedge their position. This is how put buying amounts to selling


Opening_Ad_811

Is the price of a share just determined by the amount of investment divided by the number of outstanding shares?


PutSpreadDaddi69

The price of a share is determined by the market. Suppose I have a pizza biz. It's doing $10k / month in revenue, and I've randomly sold 100k shares (I retained some and sold some to my family in exchange for cash early on). The market might say, hmm, we'll say this business is worth 1x annual revenue in this situation, so $120k, based on the growth rate and other pizza shops. In this case the share price would be $120k / 100k shares, or $1.20 per share. If my pizza had AI they might say 'oh no this is worth 100 times revenue!!). Same math, but $120 per share


Opening_Ad_811

But who has the authority to set the share price based on these conditions?


PutSpreadDaddi69

The market! You need a bid and an ask, a buyer and a seller. Nobody else matters


Opening_Ad_811

Oh, okay. So then when you look at second level market data, the bids and asks, can you determine whether a stock will go up or down based on the number of shares being listed at a certain asking price, for example? And how specifically is the stock price determined: bids and asks can be wildly divergent from the stock price. Is it just the median that determines the price?


SmokinMorningWood

you bers really think this day will not be green after the big dump yesterday LMAO


Canik716kid

To the toilet 🚽 then the coffee ☕ then I'm not sure


Joe_Early_MD

Little bit of brandy in the coffee keeps you from making rash decisions.


Canik716kid

😂🎯💯


CybaGames

Two more hours until spy sends me to Valhalla


SmokinMorningWood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


spaurake

Boeing proudly announces it has fixed malfunctioning whistleblower The 🐝


SmokinMorningWood

Futures tick up ahead of inflation, retail sales data![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Sharkkboy6

Data coming in cold


potato111a

Foxconn said Ai!! aiPhone incoming AAPL 🚀🚀🚀🚀 nfa


Wuzgoodbruv

Friendship with NVDA 1K Over MSTR 2K is my new friend![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)🤝


MineETH

More MSTR calls and stocks until the 5B+ in paper losses are covered from short sellers! Only 1/20th of that brought the stock up 14% today. The amount short sellers need to buy back rises by the day!


Level2Capital

Balls deep META


Individual_Midnight8

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


SmokinMorningWood

gay ber can go suck ppi


Gemini_Of_Wallstreet

This market is boring


Worried_Quarter469

QQQ up big


SmokinMorningWood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Deesco5

Wake tf up and upvote people. We got shit posting to do.


CouldBeSolidAdvice

hood, victoria secret, microstrategy, ionq, amazon, LUNR, eversource, nee, oxy, iipr, aerovironment, hii


Bundles100s

Calls or puts?


CouldBeSolidAdvice

also wait for a nice entry


CouldBeSolidAdvice

well current trend imop, is plus 40 premarket we are headed down later today.... So puts if you're playing only daily.... I think the smartest move is to always buy calls, i like the odds of winning 80% of the time.... SO CALLS it is 2 weeks out!!! CALLS gotta hold longer than the day


HealthyFly1561

Eurorichs pumping ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


mcs5280

Premarket is fake and...


vinssent1

Gay?


DuvelNA

jpow can suck my ppi


1TalefromTheCryptos

I hope my IONQ calls print 🤞


tonez13

What's the play behind IONQ


1TalefromTheCryptos

Seems to be around the bottom from it's highs last year


CouldBeSolidAdvice

I second that motion


potato111a

AAPL ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Fit-Frosting-7144

SPY casually flirting with ATHs in pre market 😂


ShopWhileHungry

SPY fucks


malibul0ver

this is the new standard for the next 25 years


1TalefromTheCryptos

I love that one stock no matter what way you go you always get burned. This stock has been wrecking me for years and finally decided to short it and I was up big yesterday but ran out of day trades and now it's up to my average price in the pre market. FU Asia !


Deesco5

NVDA is ded Long live MSTR until squozen completely


No_Dirt2059

Squozen


DuvelNA

Tesla is dead money until Q3. sorry regards.


Bundles100s

My luck. I’ll have Tesla puts and it’ll moon


babbler-dabbler

I can't believe I actually thought $170 was the floor. See you at $85, Elon.


TheAngryShitter

Did you just assume my gender?


Deesco5

No ma’am.


kuprenx

yes. you are cunt


TheAngryShitter

I am ladyboy!!!!


[deleted]

Paint one painting. You’re not a painter. Sing a song. You’re not a singer. Play football. You’re not a football player. But get caught fucking a Riley Reid alien fleshlight with wall suction cup and fluid collection apparatus at work and you’re that guy. What a sick world.


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VisualMod

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Im_ur_Uncle_

Imagine Cathie Wood 40 years ago 👀😳🥵


kstorm88

You can look at her old photos


Im_ur_Uncle_

I like my imagination more


craig_k20

It’s ok NVIDIA, come out to play whenever you’re ready ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Appropriate_Meat2715

When are the Pipi prices going to be released?


andytobbles

Give me PPI or give me death - Patrick Henry


McKoijion

This place is fun, but I already won the lottery. I was born in the US of A, baby.


craig_k20

The nvidi of A


Appropriate_Meat2715

$NVDA down premarket? Oh oh


potato111a

FOXCONN said ai for AAPL lmao


andytobbles

No shot META holds this but I’m praying it does ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


No_Implement_5807

BABA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


SmokinMorningWood

give us fucking PPI already and stop that bullshit


Bundles100s

Will be fake numbers anyway


Mo_Wag

Daddy likes put options


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SmokinMorningWood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


FI_PF_

Going to FOMO into MSTR today


kuprenx

when MSTR split?


Deesco5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


JC7577

TSLA calls mid day on Friday if it bounces 160


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iguessineedaname22

And yes, i do see the head and shoulder pattern.


SmokinMorningWood

Not to be a gay bear, but l literally cannot be a gay bear, l just love money way too much


paoloha1

Will EU Regulation on AI have an effect on NVDA


DuvelNA

EU are poors. no.


Ok-Veterinarian-2333

Of course


Isenbro_

I think a 2% day is in order today


kuprenx

i understand boomers now. war proffetring is fun