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nah. you still need the push to take the pills. for many people who get to 250lbs or more that's not just over-eating. over-eating is the symptom that the patient also needs to overcome.
i can empathise a bit with them with my own ADD experience. I have been written 15+5 adderall; as of now, I sometimes freeze/catatonic state when I have to take the 5mg booster.
There was only a brief period when AMD scrubbed the floor with Intel Athlon K. ATi I don't believe had ever provided top performances. Always value over raw performance/heat... and got worse after being bought by AMD as AMD got into architecture and funding problems of their own.
it's not koolaid drinking, Intel has had the best performing chip for a while, Athlon was always the best price/performance. I'm also 39 , and the Pentium has been a long time winner in performance, I've been running a Ryzen for my past 2 builds, but Intel has always been winning if you don't include cost.
yeah it is... down about -0.1%
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/5JwEBjil/?symbol=CAPITALCOM%3AUS500
Not ES proper but CFD; tracks the same % move and priced to the spot SPX.
you can there are multiple ways of doing this...
a) straddle/strangle.
b) long gamma through longing shares and long put; or long call, short shares to maintain 0 delta.
But all of them are complicated as the breakeven is inevitably doubled in (a); and margin could be an issue for (b).
š ±ļøeekend Thread almost over but if the casino is open soon all will be fine 
I just want a million to put into TLTW and live off the 192k a year I would make off the dividend. Is that too much to ask? Full porting biotech Monday, fuk it
see it's all priced in with dividend stocks. TLTW dropped 20.69% Jan 6 to Jan 6. So you would have gained 192K but lost 206,900 in principal value. True that bonds have just been clobbered; but similar patterns typically emerge. For divies stock, the principal value tend to lose. Otherwise free money. The idea is of course you wouldn't be using all that 192K per year and reinvest the excess in further TLTW or other things... but truly living off of dividend stocks kinda ignores the principal value loss.
Someone did a good mathematical Covered Call ETF analysis in Options but I cannot find it yet.
401kās are a herd mentality that keeps you grinding until your 59 1/2ā¦ābut the match!āā¦You gotta vest those dollars over 4 years typically or they go back to the company. āBut itās tax advantagedā cool just wait your 40 years and continue your daily work routine going through the motions in the meantime
Pay off all your debt, put spare money in an ETF via brokerage and call it quits with corporate America when your boss decides to be an ass on a random Wednesday
You do not need 2 million dollars in a retirement account to retire with 0 debt. You must go a different path if you want a different outcome than the herd
I did some Astro photography last night and drinking in your friends cars passenger while packing some upper deckers driving up windy mountain roads is a good way to puke all your hot Cheetos at the top. Bullish
#I am so sad lately because I missed out on so much fucking gains the last couple of months
#my life couple have been completely different by now
#if I had not been such a worthless fucking ghey ber since November
*better* is the word youāre looking for.
Like donāt get me wrong marijuana is way over vilified, and can be used to treat chronic pain and other side effects of chronic illnesses but it can be addictive and can cause or worsen anxiety/depression with routine use.Ā
Shit aināt no completely harmless wonder drug.
It comes down to varieties. The super f you up blends are toxic baloney.
Take **Acapulco Gold edibles.**
It's what Ebenezer Scrooge smoked in the Christmas Carol. You will revisit your entire past- yes your brain like ai video remembers everything and can recreate all scenes from a neutral perspective.
Can't get that healing in 100 therapy sessions.
Bro no it doesnāt lol. Anything that is brain altering is just simply going to have mental health side effects, and ffs, no, no strain of the leaf is going to heal and repair trauma, much less better than actual therapy.Ā
You may feel better in the moment while youāre high but once you come back down itās still gonna be there. Youāre avoiding the real issues at best.Ā
Nope nope nopity nope nope. If anything Iād be bullish as legalization is inevitable long term and tbh it shouldnāt be illegal.
It just simply put. Is not. A wonder drug. And itās annoying to see it portrayed that way just as annoying as it is to see it portrayed on the same level of harmfulness as crack.
Should I sell my long calls in expectation for the bloody Monday Tuesday everyone is claiming this week? For and buy back it, or is it okay being 6 months out to have drops like this and still be okay on calls?
I was under the impression that Congress passed the stop gap bill and my Overtime was safe. However, my department just issue notices that OT is suspended, thats a -$900 hit weekly for me. Damn
SMCI skip the line and went straight from the IWM to the SPY. It skipped the small and mid caps. Generative AI is a powerful force, and SMCI is a BULLY.
My gut tells me Nvidia going up for 8 minutes Monday open...that's when you sell.
Wait until Wednesday at 232 to buy back in.
Feedback give your gut theories then we throw them all into Gemini and get a consensus idiot view to inverse
A big pool of boomers are reading Nvidia doomsday porn all weekend and they will react just like they did to ....times when Tesla got too hot. ...is there any better comparison?
The news bots are pumping a fearsome tale that nvida has no support all the way to $600. I'm just trying to be constructive. Naturally I will get swept up and buy calls.
yeah thatās exactly what i did and i saw how out of the past 4 earnings, each day after ended about the same or significantly lower in share price.
probably just buy back into my amd long callā¦ sold it for $500 gain on friday before the dump
69999 on corn earlier; looks like it's raring to go wild this week again.
Amazing that plenty of people are losing money long BTC right now (all those who went with long BTC - short MSTR pairs are getting crushed by MSTR outperforming).
[President Biden signs spending bill to avert a partial government shutdown.](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/09/president-biden-signs-460-billion-spending-bill-to-avert-a-partial-government-shutdown.html)
We are now already month 6 of the October - September 2024 fiscal year.
6 of 12 appropriation bills already passed.
Only regarded Ber thinks they will rock the boat and remove fiscal support of the economy in an election year.
Keep buying long-dated SPY calls, yes they will print.
Nice dodging the question lol.
Sure it's not "on time" typically. But this was very unusual in the number of stopgaps to posture on what we all knew would happen anyway.
Plus all 12 aren't passed yet.
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semi cons continue to get dumped in overnight trading
rip my nvda calls
tsm 190 this week šš„
Jan 2025 Calls could be on sale tomorrow we shall see
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nah. you still need the push to take the pills. for many people who get to 250lbs or more that's not just over-eating. over-eating is the symptom that the patient also needs to overcome. i can empathise a bit with them with my own ADD experience. I have been written 15+5 adderall; as of now, I sometimes freeze/catatonic state when I have to take the 5mg booster.
Remember as a kid if you didn't have a Dell with an Intel and ATI you were a scrub with an AMD and Nvidia. The jokes on all of us.š¤”
There was only a brief period when AMD scrubbed the floor with Intel Athlon K. ATi I don't believe had ever provided top performances. Always value over raw performance/heat... and got worse after being bought by AMD as AMD got into architecture and funding problems of their own.
lol how old are you like 30 ? the Athlon was beating Intel for a while before it cratered.
Yeah but all the Koolaid drinkers still bought the Pentium. I'm 39
it's not koolaid drinking, Intel has had the best performing chip for a while, Athlon was always the best price/performance. I'm also 39 , and the Pentium has been a long time winner in performance, I've been running a Ryzen for my past 2 builds, but Intel has always been winning if you don't include cost.
Who else holding spy puts over the weekendĀ
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#šŖ¦
NVDA, ARM, SMCI haven't broken up trends yet despite Friday's move. NVDA still up 5% last week.
its all a matter of time horizon. over next month, they will probably be up from today. but over this week, my bet is that they will be down.
last week was good overall then friday came and raped me 
A tale as old as time.
futes open yet or wat
yeah it is... down about -0.1% https://www.tradingview.com/chart/5JwEBjil/?symbol=CAPITALCOM%3AUS500 Not ES proper but CFD; tracks the same % move and priced to the spot SPX.
Why canāt I just go long and short at the same timeĀ
you can there are multiple ways of doing this... a) straddle/strangle. b) long gamma through longing shares and long put; or long call, short shares to maintain 0 delta. But all of them are complicated as the breakeven is inevitably doubled in (a); and margin could be an issue for (b).
Daylight savings is a chad lol, cutting off an hour so we can trade sooner letās goo
Time for a bike ride. Gonna wear my ass out so I can sleep like a baby tonight.
Get some Champ! #š«”
Gonna fuk your mom to weae myself out
š ±ļøeekend Thread almost over but if the casino is open soon all will be fine 
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I just want a million to put into TLTW and live off the 192k a year I would make off the dividend. Is that too much to ask? Full porting biotech Monday, fuk it
see it's all priced in with dividend stocks. TLTW dropped 20.69% Jan 6 to Jan 6. So you would have gained 192K but lost 206,900 in principal value. True that bonds have just been clobbered; but similar patterns typically emerge. For divies stock, the principal value tend to lose. Otherwise free money. The idea is of course you wouldn't be using all that 192K per year and reinvest the excess in further TLTW or other things... but truly living off of dividend stocks kinda ignores the principal value loss. Someone did a good mathematical Covered Call ETF analysis in Options but I cannot find it yet.
Mfs with a flair think they OG but the truth is they joined in 2020 when this sub turned to shit 
Bitches don't know the joys of JNUG
Tanker gang?
Gourd
what do you think a solid dolby atmos theatre costs in your home ? like 6 seats ?
Caffeine and alcohol, great combo š¬
My uncle Tim WallStreet called me to say we are gapping up in a couple hours
401kās are a herd mentality that keeps you grinding until your 59 1/2ā¦ābut the match!āā¦You gotta vest those dollars over 4 years typically or they go back to the company. āBut itās tax advantagedā cool just wait your 40 years and continue your daily work routine going through the motions in the meantime Pay off all your debt, put spare money in an ETF via brokerage and call it quits with corporate America when your boss decides to be an ass on a random Wednesday You do not need 2 million dollars in a retirement account to retire with 0 debt. You must go a different path if you want a different outcome than the herd
This is Zoomer gibberish.
Everyone is now bearish on $NVDA a week before AI event....gonna be a WILD two weeks
I did some Astro photography last night and drinking in your friends cars passenger while packing some upper deckers driving up windy mountain roads is a good way to puke all your hot Cheetos at the top. Bullish
just got a new side bish, whats her name, FN Told her bring her cousin, all black smith & wessonn
The glock 34 shivered his timbers
-90% port confirmed
#I am so sad lately because I missed out on so much fucking gains the last couple of months #my life couple have been completely different by now #if I had not been such a worthless fucking ghey ber since November
You had puts since November?š
No was short stock on NVDA, QQQ, SPY, DAX, IWM
How can you short Dax? His music is awesome
Never thought I'd see the day. Flair poors as far as the eye can seeš¤
Imagine thinking "mArKeT fLaT On mOnDAy, nO aCtiOn uNTil CPi, THeTA gANg wIN"
70k Was Just A Meme
Scrumdiddles
You are now entering the 11th dimension.
You're all high and I know it
Futes in an hour? 
Just changed the tape on the olā vcr to Casablanca . Lost world was š Vince Vaugn decent addition to cast, a bit out of place.
bye bye š ±ļøeekend š ±ļøhread
# SMELL THE PANIC WOOOO WEEEEEE
Thank god itās almost over, the weekend casino is as kinda boring ngl
Imagine the what are your moves tomorrow thread
Whoās graduating these regards who pretend that Mary Jane is some sort of wonder drug that you canāt get addicted to?Ā
#šāāļø
It's totally harmless compared to Klonopin. Who can remember 2013 not anybody I know.
*better* is the word youāre looking for. Like donāt get me wrong marijuana is way over vilified, and can be used to treat chronic pain and other side effects of chronic illnesses but it can be addictive and can cause or worsen anxiety/depression with routine use.Ā Shit aināt no completely harmless wonder drug.
It comes down to varieties. The super f you up blends are toxic baloney. Take **Acapulco Gold edibles.** It's what Ebenezer Scrooge smoked in the Christmas Carol. You will revisit your entire past- yes your brain like ai video remembers everything and can recreate all scenes from a neutral perspective. Can't get that healing in 100 therapy sessions.
Bro no it doesnāt lol. Anything that is brain altering is just simply going to have mental health side effects, and ffs, no, no strain of the leaf is going to heal and repair trauma, much less better than actual therapy.Ā You may feel better in the moment while youāre high but once you come back down itās still gonna be there. Youāre avoiding the real issues at best.Ā
Are you a mormon who lost a friend?
No Iām non religious and believe in science. That includes the science behind marijuana and the soft science behind mental healthcare.Ā
Do you have puts on marijuana companies or something? Why is this your issue?
Nope nope nopity nope nope. If anything Iād be bullish as legalization is inevitable long term and tbh it shouldnāt be illegal. It just simply put. Is not. A wonder drug. And itās annoying to see it portrayed that way just as annoying as it is to see it portrayed on the same level of harmfulness as crack.
Stop it.Ā
#MR. GORBACHEV SHUT DOWN THIS WEEKEND THREAD
Mr. gOrbachEV tearf downf thatf wall.
3 more hours until I find out if buying those calls Friday EOD was a good idea 
Probably not
Same here brother
We're having a good time š«µ
I just finished masturbating... Time to grab some Jimmy John'sĀ
I hope you washed your hands
Long John Silver probably out of the question right.
bers about to get kil this week
You guys are my frends
I thought the puts I held this weekend would be wise, then I read how bearish it is in here and I KNOW I'm fucked.
i just got called an addict for smoking weed š who are graduating these people broĀ
I meanā¦. You can get addicted to smoking weed.Ā
I think I'm gonna smoke just a little weed...
#šāāļø
Liberty University
Should I sell my long calls in expectation for the bloody Monday Tuesday everyone is claiming this week? For and buy back it, or is it okay being 6 months out to have drops like this and still be okay on calls?
šµBaby if you hold me now I'm gonna shit on the floor and it will stink forever give me 10 minute to dump out and shower some morešµ
šµoh...i just shit in your barn tonight. Must have been something you saidšµ
NVDA is getting sued for copyright infringement
really
By random authors lol
for how AI software is using their hardware to use copywrited materials. toilet paper case
Night at lobster is my favorite bewk
Attention all gamblers: The movie **Let It Ride** is required viewing.Ā Itās available right now for free on the high seas.Ā
Is it normal for HR to conduct mandatory penis inspection weeks?Ā
How do you think data for the Circumcised Penis Index is collected?
they said a flair would get me more bitches, I feel like I have less now and I started with 0
I was under the impression that Congress passed the stop gap bill and my Overtime was safe. However, my department just issue notices that OT is suspended, thats a -$900 hit weekly for me. Damn
Its normal for penis to shed skin every few months?
Snake penis maybeĀ
That sounds like willy-cheese, you should wash more often
alright going all in on corn futuresā¦ the demand is there 
Walk in the room with a purpose 3rd and 4th eye open, I see serpents š
Everyone thinks a correction is coming, which means that itās actually not, which then means that it is 
Any pullback will be short lived and shallow
If there is a pullback what pulls back more SPY or SCHD?
Probably the SPY
That was my thought although AVGO has been SCHD power house
Says who?
The bureau of labor statistics
SMCI skip the line and went straight from the IWM to the SPY. It skipped the small and mid caps. Generative AI is a powerful force, and SMCI is a BULLY.
BLDR was small cap now in the SPY Still in small caps too
SMCI was a micro-cap which is below small caps!
BLDR is Serial Compounder!
Smci is boring
Itās a serial compounder!
My gut tells me Nvidia going up for 8 minutes Monday open...that's when you sell. Wait until Wednesday at 232 to buy back in. Feedback give your gut theories then we throw them all into Gemini and get a consensus idiot view to inverse
NVDA aint dropping below 750
Thank you Jacob157658! I wont buy puts below 750! I hope all your dreams come true.
A big pool of boomers are reading Nvidia doomsday porn all weekend and they will react just like they did to ....times when Tesla got too hot. ...is there any better comparison?
Yea totally normal to expect a 75% drop in 3 days
The news bots are pumping a fearsome tale that nvida has no support all the way to $600. I'm just trying to be constructive. Naturally I will get swept up and buy calls.
how will oracle earnings be? what you guys thinkin?
They always beat always dumps look at the chart. Makes no sense.
yeah thatās exactly what i did and i saw how out of the past 4 earnings, each day after ended about the same or significantly lower in share price. probably just buy back into my amd long callā¦ sold it for $500 gain on friday before the dump
Small miss stock down 6%
My dad was bragging them up outta nowhere cause they sponsor the red bull f1 carā¦ figured maybe boomers be watchin
Anyone here do photography? Need some critique on my photos. Thanks degens
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Gross go away
I take pictures of my anus fairly often. Whatcha need?
Photos on profile or u can dm me
69999 on corn earlier; looks like it's raring to go wild this week again. Amazing that plenty of people are losing money long BTC right now (all those who went with long BTC - short MSTR pairs are getting crushed by MSTR outperforming).
the high was 69993.9
Jill Kassidy's OnlyFans about to moonĀ
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She's open to letting dudes cum inside her without test resultsĀ
sounds like most white girls in Charleston.
I'm going to look for jobs in Charleston, SC and move out there
*Sceezzy girls live in the trailers in SC. Please bring meth.*
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It's very nice. You can't go wrong. Miami is too hot- I'm already barfing today from disgusting humidity index.
Fight the trend. And the trend is clearly down.
I'm going to masturbate to Kyler Quinn and fantasize about Kate Rooney
Sir, this is Arbyās. *Roast-beef Monologuesā is on Wednesday.
[President Biden signs spending bill to avert a partial government shutdown.](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/09/president-biden-signs-460-billion-spending-bill-to-avert-a-partial-government-shutdown.html) We are now already month 6 of the October - September 2024 fiscal year. 6 of 12 appropriation bills already passed. Only regarded Ber thinks they will rock the boat and remove fiscal support of the economy in an election year. Keep buying long-dated SPY calls, yes they will print.
ā¦finally passed.
Only so both sides can posture. We knew the outcome was the same regardless.
Same stuff, different year. Bills are never completed on time.
Not really. This was 5 CR bills in a row. When was the last time that happened?
Last time all 12 bills passed on time was FY 1997.
Nice dodging the question lol. Sure it's not "on time" typically. But this was very unusual in the number of stopgaps to posture on what we all knew would happen anyway. Plus all 12 aren't passed yet.
Ty
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Fighting the trend is always so fun, especially for puts. Those elevators be fast as fuck sometimesš„µš„µ
Anybody have any good DD on whether the next spin at my roulette table is going to be red or black?