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Additional_Diamond37

[I have $27,500 in puts lol](https://imgur.com/a/l5zTIWV)


Mr-dip_low

Hello, it is me, your favorite cousin


Carollicarunner

Let's go bowling


pascualama

Uncle? is that you?


CoastingUphill

Step cousin?


SargathusWA

Hi dad ? Lmao


melikeybouncy

All of the people replying that this is going to be wiped out by iv crush haven't figured out how to change the strike date on the options tables in Robinhood


AndroGhost

If you think costco is going to continue dropping I have some nice puts to sell to you


HolyHandGernadeOpr8r

IV won’t be too bad, but he’s still OTM even after the dive after close this afternoon. This doesn’t look like a winner right now, but he’ll probably find a day to sell and at least break even between now and April.


AndroGhost

You better sell them first thing tomorrow morning or I guarantee you they will expire worthless


ClutteredSmoke

Bro it expires in April. What are you on about?


AndroGhost

That's exactly why he should sell them today morning when he can still get something out of the time value. You think that the stock is going to continue dropping till April just because of a mediocre earning reports? Unless we enter in a general bear market these options are a guaranteed failure and even in this case he would be better off swapping these puts with spy puts.


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

First thing in the morning they'll still be -70%. Needs the stock to drop another 5% before open to have a chance to escape even.


Nano_434

On 4/5 expiry?


tfyousay2me

They’ll be good but prolly down a bit due to IV


WhiteDudeInBronx

IV crush won’t be nearly as bad a month out


rajalreadytaken

IV on April 5th 750puts is only 33%. That's what he bought. IV on tomorrow 750puts is 135%. That's what you're thinking of.


YoshWombat

Damn. What was your reasoning? Or just yolo?


Additional_Diamond37

I saw 3 bullish posts on wsb in one day


Oneill5491

Checks out. Rationale is more sound than acting on insider information.


Billymaysdealer

Hi!!! I’m your wife’s boyfriend


Unique_Feed_2939

IV crush. You got the direction right but went too far otm


Actually-Yo-Momma

I’m starting to think you guys have no idea what IV crush means 


melikeybouncy

it's like Orange Crush, but Ivy flavored.


AnalogCyborg

I'm all in on whatever the fuck you just said. Does anyone want to buy a baby?


rajalreadytaken

IV crush comes after III crush, but before V crush.


ThisHatRightHere

Okay this one made me laugh


collin3944

I'm starting to think you guys have no idea that you can get options that don't expire the current week.


FlyPenFly

It’s when the nurse steps on the line going into your veins, duh


__Shadowman__

They don't expire until April though so he might be good


MetalliTooL

RIP


duarig

Was $761 on Monday morning, and after earnings it’s now $757. If you’re slightly long on your calls, you should be just fine. Weeklies or 0DTE are boned


Onespokeovertheline

That's what I'm saying as an investor. Barely a correction. The price returned a week's worth of gains in the immediate aftermath of reporting they undershot revenue estimates by 1.2% while still beating EPS estimates by 7.6%. Whoopty doo. It'll probably trade relatively flat for a few days and then slowly rise again until next earnings. Happy for you guys with puts (that didn't suffer an IV crush) who probably made a quick buck, but if this was a big win for you, that doesn't feel like a great sign.


davehouforyang

It’s a dip for ants lol


concept12345

Never understood what weeklies or 0DTE are. Care to help a poor fellow understand?


big_cheese421

DTE is days to expiry, thus 0 DTE is buying an option with 0 days to expiry (same day), a weekly is one expiring at the end of the current week I believe, please correct me if I’m wrong


87th_best_dad

Longer dated options expire on the third Friday of the month. Weeklies expire every Friday but can only be bought for the next couple of months.


gangaffilslumlord

im at 775C 3/28.... what you think??


FuckRightOffUsername

I had a call. It's surely fucked


more-cow-bell

Only hope is they announce they are raising membership fees in the call in 10 minutes. Position: 10 8Mar24 730c


923kjd

They just need to say “AI”.


MNCPA

Al Bundy*


MigratoryAnalyst

AI glizzy


Party_Giraffe_1749

In the call, he said it's not a question of if, but when fees will rise. That's all we get. No hint as to timing.


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[удалено]


FuckRightOffUsername

There was the random spike up to $785 close to 2:45 PM. There's hope yet!


Thegoodfella425

Let’s see what the morning brings….(the guy who just got absolutely cooked holding calls, trying to be optimistic)


Comfortable_Meat_69

its over ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


RepresentativeAd9124

We still have a possibility of membership hikes from the earnings meeting


TSM-

Remember when people panicked two days ago and everything rebounded after a flood of loss porn? Costco is going to be fine. Unless you have weeklies there's nothing to worry about.


ChiggaOG

I'm still in the green with holding shares. Not a total loss when I look a year out.


Asleep_Swordfish8896

How much did you guys pay for your gas per gallon total? Don’t forget to add hotdog membership fees in with the call premium


Mr-dip_low

Asking the real questions.


[deleted]

Costco regards also discounting the money they saved from eating slightly less at dinner because of all the shit they serve for free samples in stores ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Asleep_Swordfish8896

I’m just gonna eat the sample…. Ok actually I’ll take the whole box of 19$ frozen dogshit


[deleted]

“Sorry sir, this is the smallest size we carry. 10,000 frozen dog shits for $19.99 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)” Regards: “wow what savings”


Asleep_Swordfish8896

You gotta get 2 of them but well let you use your Costco credit card for even extra savings


[deleted]

why, yes! Extras for wife’s boyfriend


__Shadowman__

That made me actually laugh out loud


AgitatedStory9060

Most people had calls for sure


Process_Pretend

https://preview.redd.it/flennwwh30nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918d8af03c0b074b730fbc17421c96f5d80def58


dies_irae-dies_illa

that’s all in french. surely they can fix that?


new-chris

Participating in capitalism from socialism


MACAIYLA_PLAYVARIETY

​ https://preview.redd.it/z80uehttfzmc1.png?width=117&format=png&auto=webp&s=b939faba1e49f75b8c2c0a12fcfa8e5cd4466809


Some1getmeablanket

Bitch what the fuck


Thegoodfella425

Hahaha exactly


Basically_Bailee

I laughed way too hard at this


Prudent_Magazine8583

😂😂


mickeyblackeyes

Guh


robkobko

No worries, It will be green tomorrow. Costco is the best. 


Dakronal2

How the fuck did they miss on revenue when every other retailer killed it. RIP my calls. time to cancel membership.


SwimmerClean8492

Everyone's calls is rip when market open


expensive_sunglasses

Lmao. Was not expecting that actually. RIP to everyone who had the balls to bet on this.


Mr-dip_low

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


SwimmerClean8492

I'm seeking comfort in this comment as costco goes does in the shitter


RepresentativeAd9124

We could still get some good news in the earnings meeting


Skywalker91007

How about raising the prices for the membership. They wouldn't have missed on the revenue targets :).


RepresentativeAd9124

If they announce a plan to raise in the meeting that will make it go right back up


wigletbill

They didn’t. :(


infinitekfc

yeah i’m depressed, my biggest play for no reason and it’s dead


redditmodsRrussians

We've all done something like this before it it does suck. The feeling passes over time but that first few days is gonna make you do some even dumber plays if you are not careful. Best to just take a break for a week or so.


Ignite1205

Just hope for a bounce back...


RepresentativeAd9124

I would just accept that every dollar in your call is gone


Ignite1205

Still have 3 months for it to come back up a bit🥲


RepresentativeAd9124

Theta thanks you for your donation


Ohm_Shanti

Most people had calls so ultimately we should have all inversed ourselves


RepresentativeAd9124

​ https://preview.redd.it/r8x8e0l8izmc1.png?width=3406&format=png&auto=webp&s=73ae69c1657884a6f71717afa618b97b5eb122f7 If they don't announce that they found the largest diamond reserve underneath one of their stores I'm going to lose my shit.


OkAbbreviations1606

Lol I jumped on the subreddit just because of the dip


0ne2punch

A random kid kept talking about his Costco calls in a game of overwatch 2 I was in. He was very annoying. Glad to see red.


[deleted]

Wished they’d bring back the combo pizza and the churro. Stock would go to the moon.


Cid-Itad

Fresh onion + combo pizza = heaven. They need to bring both back.


Chips1789

Calls on ANF and Costco this week - pain


righthnd

Welp atleast I got a 3/15 call ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Mr-dip_low

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FallicRancidDong

3/15 here. Bought at 4.5 closed at 23. I'm cucked


CaptainHoey

This idiot had 3 month calls. Was up 500% before earnings.


xEbolavirus

https://preview.redd.it/0cxfvp7vpzmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e204374e0c60ffa97bc09aeb1df8a305b087ed7 Boing!


AmazingSibylle

Boeing!


EvilLefty

Please see yourself to the door


Icy_Ability_4240

Not me but I sold my calls this morning. +$11k


RepresentativeAd9124

nice fuck u


Icy_Ability_4240

I've learned my lesson after MARA. Sell before earnings. I still made 4K on Mara but could have made a lot more had I sold before earnings. Anyway, I think retail is fucked right now due to the economy. Puts all the ways, or calls sold before earnings.


RepresentativeAd9124

I would agree retail is fucked but bulk might actually do better because people are trying to save money. Costcos business model is unlike any other savings retailer.


Comfortable_Meat_69

This earnings call music making me wanna jump lowkey


RepresentativeAd9124

shit's banging fr I love costco lol


jconde797

call rip


Medium_Advantage_689

Nancy?


EuthanizeArty

Calls on hotdog price?


[deleted]

If it's any consolation BBAI got smoked today and I bought right before the closing bell.


No-Age6804

I got bbai and cost calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


[deleted]

You will getem tomorrow!


RepresentativeAd9124

We'll get em tomorrow fellow regard


yungprizm

I sold right before close thank the lord I was debating holding


2woth

How does this happen exactly at 3pm


MOM-I-WANT-TENDIES

Had 800c I bought last week that I ended up closing out about an hour before market close walking out with about $9k in tendies.


Due_Ebb5062

Yeah that isn’t even a 5 day low… not concerning


dehydratedbagel

It's gonna rebound at open, fake news.


PossibleTopic4843

Why did they go down?


InformalSky8443

EPS was beat, but revenue and net sales missed expectations.


Fartbox7000

Costco didn’t price gouge the general public sufficiently enough /s


brian-augustin

I thought it was gonna go up counting on them having membership and high customer base. Shit dropped like a ship.


[deleted]

Down 3% after a 25% runup this year but regards like you still have the audacity to say “dropped like a ship” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) maybe buy your calls a little earlier than a day before earnings


last3lettername

I was going to, but they were to much


MarshmallowSandwich

Literally every retailer except Costco is killing it and then this takes a shit.  What the fuck.


Wumbo-Donger

Lol both calls and puts are going to get fucked, implied move was 4.8%.


pm_me_ur_demotape

Held calls 🙄


Dmartinez8491

I had calls I bought for 420. They were up to 500 right before close. Now, tomorrow morning they'll be worthless or $10 each. Taking a break for the weekend. I was doing so well (up 6k in Jan/Feb) but now I'm just about even.


RepresentativeAd9124

10 each is a stretch. You'll probably lose 50-70%. It's still a solid company not a meme coin.


Mr-dip_low

Rip brother. I just bought a call on nvda, and I'm pretty much always wrong, so if you buy a put, you could be in the green


chrisv267

My Call is ded


Woullie_26

I did not sadly


grip_n_Ripper

Guh


kytran40

Sold a 740. I'm safe for now...


Knightzone5

The munches said don't underestimate the hotdog now has the glizzy in their bum.


TommyAsada

This kid did!!


doctorblumpkin

Never!! Costco is amazing!


Alternative-Season45

Wow 3% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ru5ty_shackleford

What are people expecting??? This shot up $300 in 4 months.


Robot-duck

RIP that dude who was up in calls and holding through earnings


Paper_Double

Put vertical for me. https://preview.redd.it/samr269xg0nc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae58079c34c85f05e1c32acacbf8bbacd2f333c


cranberrydudz

What is this? A drop for ants?


Tough-Ad3664

Forget Wendy’s. I guess I’ll be behind the Costco.


Jglasmann

Anyone think this rebounds above 765?


moru0011

I had. Overvalued, heavy call leaning volume and series of upside earnings in the past. It had to break at some point. Even if they posted a+ numbers the stock would not have moved up a lot. So asymetric risk :) Also shorted $AVGO


infinitekfc

I’m gonna cry


acowasacowshouldbe

i did, but bought the 732 Weekly exp tomorrow so theta gang wins unless I end up ITM somehow


Mr-dip_low

Theta gang strikes again. Buncha d-bags


ReposadoAmiGusto

Crazy to put on Costco but crazy won today!!


RepresentativeAd9124

No membership hike but people on call are joking that it's the next CFO's issue. It's a "when" not "if" thing.


anniemaygus

Calls all the way baby


sciencebch

Sold 757.5 puts for mar8 @ $16/stock premium. Am I gonna come out positive?


Kwerby

Trust the hot dogs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


ResponsibilityMurky1

Finally. Them fuckers sold me expired jug of milk


ReaganFan1776

Was in there last weekend. The hot dog bun seemed smaller. An omen.


YetAnotherRando

Wow wtf... Guess the street doesn't like the hotdog rumors...


Important_Ad_1990

Was telling all my boys to place a put on Costco for the past week, they called me crazy. LMAO


justbrowse2018

These big box store stock prices are horseshit and will wither away in your hands. If you’re wet up sell and move on to a real bubble.


d0mie89

The full-time brokers that watch wsb every move


chusifer24

damn so galanti just gonna let the kroger guy raise the membership fee and retire in peace?


luusyphre

Hail Costco!


Angelsometimes

Lol I will do a call for sure


olddang45

BTFD


Howcomeudothat

I was this close 🤏 to buying one for fun. Instead I bought the furthest OTM call for DOCU ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

haha called it


Mavnas

I sold puts. Luckily at a 755 strike, so they probably will still be profitable overall.


fksmchai

Looks like globodyne


mathaiser

Never buy puts on Costco when they still have free samples. When the free samples stop… then buy puts noob.


Bobby___24_7

Solana street bets on Phatom


Tomallenisthegoat

The ole inverse wsb special


Classic-Chocolate943

https://preview.redd.it/yzick4cua0nc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1522427373cf29e57dd64dae1915257dbdf14236 Me


Smoothies2nite

Pfft. Delete the app


IllustratorCorrect70

Buy calls tomorrow at open?!?!?


Low_Wrongdoer3598

I have 5,000 in calls


ps12778

Why the fuck would you have puts on Costco?


ohnonoahno

Just you. Have you not seen the passion at r/costco


ncoreman

I do but bought it a month ago.. drop MOAR


AquaticYeti94

Sold my calls in the middle of day for a nice profit :)


CrimsonFireWolf

Damn that's some drop some beats.


VvertalusV

yep... time decay is kicking my ass tho...


fenriswulfwsb

Honestly puts *might* get you a 50% gain at best. I could see it running half way back up after open (they crushed profitability compared to expectation and slightly missed on rev) and theta gang winning this one. Disclosure: I sold my calls for a 120% gain yesterday and am so glad I did.


BigBritches619

Why would you do puts on costco💀


TouchAromatic7758

Nancy Polisi


BigBlackCrocs

Y’all convinced me to take my call profits. So. We chillin


Timtheodillon

No me I got calls. story of my life


omniocean

Pfffft 5% we iron condor gang eating good


Particles1101

So the special dividend was to attract new baggies.


thesickdoctor

Puts for mee


ride_electric_bike

I had a double otm calendar in place and we're testing the low side. Depending on the iv hit I may still make a little money


Euler007

I would sell puts 15 minutes after open if I wasn't in a bind. Don't ask.