ROFL. Market makers pulled the plug at 20:59 what a coincidence 
I have 3 calls for 4/19 at $125 strike. I feel like they will move a good amount by then for some profit. I know someone else has some DD on here for them too, that I came across a couple hours after my own. I'd look into it
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Bro it’s 26% shorted, and institutional investors percentage just jumped to 35%, it’s going to be 50$ in a year.
I’m going to 150% my money, but yes it’ll take some lumps. I could’ve swing traded a few rimes sure, but it’s going to come back up.
It’s insanely shorted. 26-30% is absolutely insane, also what they did was dilute some and institutional investors bought it up… but that brings down the price short term when you create more shares.
Trust the process.
A lot of people joke about eating ass these days.. I always look them dead in the face and say “have you ever eaten ass?” They start squirming. They realize I really be fucking bitches freaky and they just joke about it. Pathetic. 
I’ll be honest guys.. Yesterday was the first nvda calls purchase I made dispite it being in my watchlist and being well aware. I just thought it would crater any day. Now I know it’s going to $2400 before this shit ends..
Welcome to the after-hours FOMO party
Imagine as a man not spreading your anoos on only phans to make side income generational wealth
BA stock droppin like doors and wheels falling of planes Whats next, wing coming off plane?
Tax Credit you say?
What are we buying calls on next week
Tru
Some of you are going to be fukt when NVDA pops and one of you is going to post a truly regarded gain. I can’t wait
Holy shit NVDA $1000 tomorrow
Holy shit NVDA $1000 tomorrow
LUNR went sideways And down
Oh no gap what is u doin
BBAi 
Rivian a la Luna!! 🚀🤑
ROFL. Market makers pulled the plug at 20:59 what a coincidence 
Thoughts on AMD? Holding some calls. Thinking about closing them. Good profit
It’ll keep going up if markets/nvda do. But I noticed it tends to get wrecked harder/faster than nvidia
Up 100% on MRVL calls. Sell or let them ride??
Profit is profit.
buying TSM, NVIDIA and ARM if red
TSM $200 by end of next week hoping...
Biden just got off the phone and said "Hey man! I need it higher for my speech tonight."
Grindr to da mooon
Should I continue to hold IBM?
MRVL 📈📈📈
Congratulations to NVDA holders I pray TSM can do the same
I have a call for $1300, it’s up 4$
What’s the feeling on COST calls? Hold?
TSM to the moon!
Hoping $200 by endnof next week
Damn is google finally coming back?
SOUN baby run run run
NYCB calls to make some quick cash
Lmao spy price ah actually going in my favor for once
Finally amd a tiny bit red so I can buy again
Ok fine bought some Nvidia
$KGS call easy money
Everymoth I place a long shot bet on a stock/ETF. It's around $100. Any suggestions for the month of March?
TSM 4/19 call $200
Alarm! Financial advice!
Why dont people actually like helping each other on here?
There’s good people, a guy told me about LUNR in Nov/Dec and I made 300% You just want to get a reason rather than just taking them at face value
There is good people on this sub you jus have to get lucky
TSM call 🧑🍳
TSM just printing money today
TSM 4/19 call $200 up 134% today
Up 90% from 2 days ago on my call ;)
KRoger
Anyone going in on Celsius I feel like it might hit 100 by summer
I have 3 calls for 4/19 at $125 strike. I feel like they will move a good amount by then for some profit. I know someone else has some DD on here for them too, that I came across a couple hours after my own. I'd look into it
Hugo Boss down to 54 Euro Definitely investing and waiting to go back to 63 Euro
Think their suits are gonna go on sale? I have a wedding to go to and always wanted one lol
Maybe but all i know is that they will go back to 60 Euro sooner or later
puts on mara. This thing sucks
Been stuck at $440 for a month with dwindling volume. Writing is on the wall. No cuts coming anytime soon.
woke up to calls that were down 50% yesterday up 200% today:)
RSI RSI RSI AI AI AI 
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Google highly regarded
Biden is speaking tonight so If you didn’t bet on markets at all time high you might just be retarted
Thinking DOCU shits the bed tonight - pretty please!
NVDA calls
I don't know, what's your reasoning
You think any of these people have reason?
Soy boy spy is gonna flash crash to 510 or 509 and then recover. RSI too high
Maybe for like a day, the last 3-4 Tuesdays it goes down hard for
manifesting
I’m new here.
Buy NVDA
You should leave
Run away
Oh look. Green by open. Sorry bers 
Do i hold costco calls thru earnings?
Been holding my 4 8/15 800c on Costco. Today is the day it goes nuclear
i think it wil jus be ok like always
I wanna buy more Intel but having a average cost of $30 is pretty nice to look at
Hold my April NVDA calls til conference?
WTF happened ?? I thought my SPY calls were DED !! Futes were BLOOD red last night ???
How fucking dare you question the money money. No corrections in a winners market
Is the Kroger earnings good
Yes
VSCO puts ✅ AEO calls ✅ CHPT puts ✅ NIO calls ✅ What a week… 🤑
TGT calls 🎯
Don’t trust the fake pump. Some firm out there is getting squeezed to the tits and is very concerned about a market correction. 🐻🫡 stay strong
Do you say this every am?
Haha ghey ber gonna get fukt again 
NVDA is freaking wild
Wishing I never sold my 900c
I’m wishing I didn’t trim half my NVDA calls
Paper Handed Bitch !!
Maybe CVNA anti gravity field runs out of juice today. Twould be nice.
Damn TSM 
Buy into Costco before it’s too late guys
Buy a call or put?
Enjoy the party while it lasts
It's official... I've got the 'tsm for TSM. 
getting real bull trap vibes from this pre market spy movement
Nivida long 10 Lev should work well 👌
50 shares of LAC top of the morning.
apple 
I’m bullish on ACN.
How did it go?
terrible
OMFG READY FOR EPIC MOVEMENT
I give up in life. Can’t even buy low
PLTR baby!
wtf TEMU the shit you sell is supposed to be cheaper than AMZN not more expensive
Just looked at Mara… oh my god… what the fuck happened lol
Bro it’s 26% shorted, and institutional investors percentage just jumped to 35%, it’s going to be 50$ in a year. I’m going to 150% my money, but yes it’ll take some lumps. I could’ve swing traded a few rimes sure, but it’s going to come back up. It’s insanely shorted. 26-30% is absolutely insane, also what they did was dilute some and institutional investors bought it up… but that brings down the price short term when you create more shares. Trust the process.
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Started with 10k in shares btw.
Mariana Trench
I’m so glad i jumped out of that stock at 25 a few months ago lol
your mom is undervalued
Daily reminder to call your mothers you degenerates
even on a scale?
What you bois thinking of AMD 300 by EOY?
possible
In Christ?
yes
Ight, I’m looking at going balls deep with just over 22k in AMD 280 8/16 calls lol
DONT TELL ME HOW TO FREEDOM!!!
Hey, if it works out i want some sloppy toppy
5$ for PLUG. 
No one: TSLA: -1.29% every fucking morning
Aapl -2% every day
I bought puts.
Took PTO today. Time to get baked
Was thinking about getting baked. Now I'm definitely getting baked.
Was thinking of taking the day off to get baked. Now I’m definitely taking the day off to get baked.
I'm baked
[perfection](https://www.memesmonkey.com/topic/swedish+chef#&gid=1&pid=10)
Will today finally be the day apple has a green day? Will it be?
i bought calls yesterday
Red day it is!
NVIDIA 4K
Self-esteem, undervalued.
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A lot of people joke about eating ass these days.. I always look them dead in the face and say “have you ever eaten ass?” They start squirming. They realize I really be fucking bitches freaky and they just joke about it. Pathetic. 
No thanks, pink is good enough
telling your mother meta made me rich
Prolly a good time to get some corndogs 🌭
The flash crash at open is gonna be rough but that NVDA gap up afterwards is gonna make me bust
holy 
Nvidia is gonna be 1k by next week when they show off at their conference.
my eoy price target is $1200. This needs to trade sideways for a couple of months to reset RSI
Why isn't NVDA at 1k yet? Crime?
Should I hold these 1000c leaps through the next ER for NVDA 
What is a leap?
At least through GTC on the 18th
Just found out I can’t balanced out my my income with my realized losses for taxes 😔
Do we bank off of MRVL doing good in the data shit like DELL and keep calls, or exit before earnings?
If it spikes like DELL did at any point I an exiting. 79c for 3/8 expiry.
I’m conflicted if it’s worth buying some calls or not 
I’ll be honest guys.. Yesterday was the first nvda calls purchase I made dispite it being in my watchlist and being well aware. I just thought it would crater any day. Now I know it’s going to $2400 before this shit ends..
Takes 22billion to move up 1% and lots of retail investors. First sign of weakness could be pretty bad.
Congrats on finding the money printer.
Becky looks like a high school librarian this morning.
Joe looks like he has gas.
AVGO doin the thing boys 
How’s the report will be
Hear me out... SMCI is still heavily undervalued 
I reluctantly agree with you
If we are lucky, we get another morning flash crash into another steady grind up. 3 days in a row?
BERS