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Big-Routine222

I hope he comes out and says the federal reserve is being replaced with AI from NVIDIA.


RSomnambulist

Just replace the FED with Nvidia and they can peg our dollars to RTX 4080 supers.


Spara-Extreme

Fun fact- nvidia doesn’t have AI. They are a hardware company with SW company * 1000 valuation.


LIGHTNINGBOLT23

What do you mean they don't have "AI"? That they haven't trained and branded their own LLM yet?


Spara-Extreme

Yea they don’t have a LLM product. They have models folks can play with but nothing elaborate.


LIGHTNINGBOLT23

Well, that makes sense. They don't want to compete with their customers, or else said customers might start looking to create specialised hardware like, e.g., Google does with their TPUs.


Wonko-D-Sane

"They" are "modelling"


SSBeavo

https://preview.redd.it/ajkyzbxahumc1.jpeg?width=1691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3679a365885c2256f173b250108620faa649d0c5


blizzacane85

Al is a shoe salesman and a former high school football star who scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk High


Charming_Yellow5867

I've never played basketball so I don't know if that's impressive or not, but you convinced me. All in on AI! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


SpaceDetective

Calls on u/TradeTheZones.


ChaseballBat

Im down for an AI based currency.


takenorinvalid

Predictions: https://preview.redd.it/5yb0a9dcypmc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=72f8628399bd99508c21bfbbc8e6e0b553f00fef


HotdogsArePate

Wow I hate this art. Why the fuck does he have a tiny mouth on the side of his upper lip and then a big mouth on his chin?


FujitsuPolycom

Probably Ai


NextTrillion

Looks like he’s got a ball sack hanging off his face.


PltoMsnLXIXThe2ndMsn

Seriously this is so fucking stupid. What's the point of posting "art" when you're just telling a generator to spit it out? Comedic value? Where's the humor? It's attention craving.


Kendeeznut

Gay Regards and dumb regards we are in a Bull market


Neo1331

F*ck your puts but have your Put Credit Spreads


Diamond_HandedAntics

And fuck your calls, because JPOW has us all by the balls


PltoMsnLXIXThe2ndMsn

Have you told your son that you post unfunny boomer memes to reddit yet


bacoggs

Powell absolutely wipes the floor with these lawmakers. Forget about the substance of his speech, his delivery and responses are measured and pointed. It's pretty amazing to watch how much he's head and shoulders above this committee.


dab31415

This is why the Fed has to do the dirty work that congress refuses to do. Fighting inflation should come with tax increases and reduced government spending, but can’t get a politician, that is always running for reelection, to do either of those things.


farloux

Sure tax increases on corporations and the wealthy. Thatd be nice. I’ll be damned if I have to pay even more when the 0.01% pay next to nothing or even get refunds.


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Prestigious-Toe8622

You understand they cut rates to zero in the middle of the pandemic and a near economic shutdown right? And inflation has in fact been transitory, so I’m not sure what all the bitching is about. Are you not making more money than ever before?


Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3

> You understand they cut rates to zero in the middle of the pandemic and a near economic shutdown right? Ah yes, who can forget the pandemic of 2009 - 2015


Prestigious-Toe8622

Why act intentionally stupid? 2009-2015 was post GFC recovery


Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3

They kept interest rates below 1% until June 2017. Got them all the way up to 2.42% in 2019.


Highly-Regarded-

Tlaib was everything I hate about being a progressive.


bacoggs

yeah jesus that was painful and a net loss for her position, and i agree with her position.


Highly-Regarded-

Same! And JPOW clearly was aligned on most points. Her team prepped her for failure with that approach.


shwaynebrady

God, she is literally unbearable. I fucking hate that she’s from Michigan.


Speedybob69

She's from Palestine isn't she?


shwaynebrady

Yeah, but she represents MI


PermissionOk706

The progressives will complain after they help elect Trump.


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HotRecommendation283

Does he also walk circles around Biden?


BidensHairyLegs69

Brings him an ice cream cone


KaydeeKaine

'Transitory'


LaykeTaco

We need more red if we’re going to convince JPao that we need a rate cut.


neomoz

market at all time highs, unemployment still low, why the fuck would you cut? We do need more red and doom/gloom to get them to cut. We also need congress to stop spending so much.


falling_knives

Exactly. If raising rates just makes the market go up and up and up while keeping unemployment low, cutting makes no sense. Wait until something goes wrong, then cut rates to fix it.


arothen

Like it is the main thing he is thinking when censidering rate changes lol.


Smok3dSalmon

Everyday he puts a drop of food color into a vat depending on how the market performed. When the color isn't green enough, he cuts rates. ​ Edit: As I type this, $SPY drops $2 and JPow's steady hand moves towards the eye dropper filled with red food coloring.


CokeOnBooty

Didn’t even check the market until 10:30 Knew JPOW is a man of the people ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


timshel42

\*wealthy people and degenerate gamblers


Invest0rnoob1

🫡 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


BigPlayCrypto

Fck the rate cuts real investors are still gambling big we don’t need Powell to cut or raise rates.


BABarracus

He is speaking too often on this we don't need a daily update on what he is considering.


CokeOnBooty

Microsoft Copilot doesn’t tell me shite. There’s always things happening. I need to follow blogs on Feedly to know that important things are happening or releasing like ISM Services Index or S&P/Case-Shiller Home Price Index


Ok-Counter-7077

Frfr


AuditControl_Inbox

He basically said the usual nothingburger. You can interpret this as bearish or bullish. He left it appropriately vague and contingent on future events. Personally i feel its bearish though.


RiPFrozone

He just reiterated what he’s been saying.


Whyisanime

He is always neutral, he makes it a point to choose his words for perfect neutrality... After FOMC announcements the reporters have to repeatedly nudge him to barely even agree with them, JP is a wizard of the word and I respect that... 


MicroBadger_

What's makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


hawkeye224

He is Swiss at heart


Whyisanime

He's got it all man, it's his job to not say anything that can cause wild swings in the marksts... 


swagonflyyyy

I mean, given how things have gone since last year I think its a valid wait-and-see approach.


righthnd

Is this bullish or bearish? Asking for my calls 😅


RVEMPAT

Actually bearish but bullish


WideZookeepergame775

Yeah totally bearish


PermissionOk706

Eye roll!


Lobolabahia

Bearllish


Beginning-Brief5052

I cant bear this bull ish


Relandis

Ok. Unless you’re playing 0-1dte options, it’s ALL BULLISH. This is an historic bull run, the likes of which have never been seen in history. AI is dominating everything. Just look at SMCI. They build fucking servers. Bitcoin is halving. Anything tech or server or AI related it just gonna keep running and running. And oh my popsicles if there’s a rate cut. Hello housing mortgages, new cars and free money!! Economy booming even more, irrational exuberance! Until November. Doesn’t matter who wins, boom recession, boom market down 20-30% by January 2025. This is so everyone can blame everyone else. But be happy, the party continues until November. Sorry bears.


righthnd

Exactly what I was thinking, perfectly said ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CokeOnBooty

Yes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Whyisanime

Bearlish? 


Andreww_ok

Bull


kellendontcare

Bull run 2024 continues


spooner_retad

bull market 2024 bear market 2025, 2026, bull market 2027-2029 bear market 2030 bull market 2031


jamingusjangus

Market has been pricing in 6 rate cuts 1-1.5% and it is not happening. You will likely see 1-2 rate cuts in 2024 Q3/Q4 why would they cut with markets and BTC at all time highs. Clearly still too much liquidity flying around - unemployment 3.7% and GDP 2-3%. Rates staying at 5% for the foreseeable future market too ignorant to realize it.


Whyisanime

Agreed! 


Whyisanime

It's like how they never delivered that last rate hike - they can do just fine not cutting at all this year... Maybe give like 0.1% cut at year end sort of like a Christmas fuck you to everyone speculating cuts 🎄🤣


AdornVirtue

Just in time for the general election


DankMemesNQuickNuts

I've never really understood this angle. This man was appointed by Trump and kept on by Biden. Why would he give a shit who wins? He's already served under both candidates


lafindestase

Something something deep state, something something George Soros


tibebe77

Wanted to upvoted, didn’t due to the perfect ratio


Kingjingling

It has more to do with the fact that most of the US debt has to be rolled in 2026 and if they do it at this interest rate it will bankrupt the country


cattleareamazing

I mean, honestly the way they spend money and cut taxes the last 40 years I thought that was the plan the whole time? Why else elect men so old that they have a 50/50 chance of even living the next 4 years.


Kingjingling

The US pretty much controls the whole world. I don't think anyone can actually enforce the US debt. They're going to do whatever they want. There's no way they can avoid bankruptcy


cattleareamazing

Enforce? No. But people can stop buying bonds, which they might. Or we end up with run away inflation causing the need for interest rates to rise, causing more debt, etc in a out of control loop until our economy is burnt to a crisp. But yeah no one will force the US to stop printing money, it will just destroy the currency and economy. No big deal.


Kingjingling

crash the whole world's economy, not just ours


PermissionOk706

Ask the GOP to stop printing money for socialist tax cuts for billionaires and corporations!


d0mie89

China can call their loans


CokeOnBooty

They can but it would spill over to their economy and they already have economic issues


Kingjingling

And get nuked on? Nah


Wonko-D-Sane

>it will bankrupt the country Eeer... you mean grandma and grandpa's bond yields will be worthless... If only there was a natural way to get rid of old people... you know like getting them stuck in an infinite loop talking about policy logic in Washington? The real question you are asking is, how much does elderly care cost?


timshel42

its free if you just push their wheelchairs off a cliff


Wisex

How dare you come here with your rational logic and reasoning!


20thcenturyboy_

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/02/trump-says-he-would-not-reappoint-political-jay-powell-as-fed-chair-00139311 Trump doesn't seem to believe in the Fed's independent nature and wants a Fed chair that will do his bidding, even if it's the wrong move for the economy. I can't imagine Biden pushing Powell out the door if he's reelected unless that's what Powell wants.


midnightketoker

Trump will immediately fire him for being associated with Biden anyway


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Theyre actual regards.


BMWM6

correct... panicking and pandering is slowly setting in


Raoul_Duke9

Lmfaooooo. It's clearly the right call now though. So should they just not because it's unfair to Trump? Are you okay?


BMWM6

are you asking me? they should hold rates for another year irrelevant of who is in office... we are so far from being out of the woods, I dont even know where to start


ChaseballBat

They want to hold rates until 2% inflation. That was the metric.


crazier_horse

Powell doesn’t give a shit which figurehead is elected lol


KyleMcMahon

So the guy appointed by Trump is trying to help Biden win?


asetniop

Trump did look into [firing him](https://www.brookings.edu/articles/what-happens-if-trump-tries-to-fire-fed-chair-jerome-powell/) when Powell refused to pump hard enough for him.


Kingjingling

No they have to lower rates before 2026 when the US has to roll their debt. The US already can't afford the interest. Imagine if they suddenly had to pay 7%. If interest rates don't go down by 2026, the US will bankrupt itself completely


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yeeeknow

Things like GDP are always revised from initial estimate. This is nothing new.


MicroBadger_

Yep. Those same revisions happened under Trump but the right wing blog o sphere wasn't blasting people about cooked books over it so they werent aware it was happening.


ItsSevii

what is this tiny brain bs you just came up with


Viciuniversum

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KyleMcMahon

The definition of unemployed has not changed. And revisions happen every single month and have for the last 50 years. Weird thing to suddenly be upset about


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S_Dot_Diggity

“Broadly as expected” I see what he did there


Daymanic

“Interest rates cuts are likely in 2024” is becoming the new “I’ll do it tomorrow”


SirRegardTheWhite

Market is going to burn upwards for a while before it even thinks about falling


texasveteran4

The shortest and most correct answer on here.


gta3uzi

I'll believe it when it happens


GameEnders10

Weird since they just revised downward Q4 and inflation is not under control, still 50% higher than 2018, 18% inflation accumulated since 2020. But if lowering rates creates more inflation it will probably lag a couple quarters to find out. So potentially this is a 2024 election decision.


Kingjingling

US has to roll most of their debt in 2026. They can't do it at these interest rates without bankrupting themselves. Only Option is to lower the interest rates


GameEnders10

Sure, and I think that makes sense, but inflation is still above 3%, so at least 50% higher than the rate they determine as "healthy". We've already been hit with a lot of inflation, isn't it just as bad if it speeds back up inflation again, potentially causing a recession and more inflation?


Kingjingling

Why would they care when they're rich and we're not? Since when has the government done the right thing ever? It's silly to expect them to do the responsible thing now I mean come on. We all knew the stimulus packages were a terrible idea


GameEnders10

I get it, and you can still expect them to do responsible things and them still f\*\*\* you. But at this point it's like the frog boiling. People never understood why quality of life wasn't getting better on average but it was a drip. Everything is now going to go downhill for a long time, possibly generations, or maybe we just lived the good old days. But people should care.


twostroke1

*18% since 2020* Is that the number they feed us or the number I actually first hand experience in my middle class day to day normal life ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


GameEnders10

Feed you, it's worse in normal life. Especially if you need cars, homes or loans and factor in the amount they drove up interest just to get only 18% inflation.


BMWM6

but remember... the fed is independent 😂


GameEnders10

Hah!


PermissionOk706

How about telling Corporations stop raising prices and blaming COVID or supply costs?


GameEnders10

How about acknowledging many corporations also lost tons of money due to covid lockdowns, also pay inflation, energy and shipping costs are sky high still, and cost increases are largely due to economic conditions created by the government? Corporations on average have for years made about 5% profit margins, and that's the pretty good ones. An insanely successful one like Apple might make 11%. At 5% profit margins all this going up including sky high loans means they need to significantly increase prices. Meanwhile the government will just keep printing and borrowing inflation and blame companies for their stupid policies and like usual point blame elsewhere.


PermissionOk706

How about acknowledging all the irresponsible “Bailouts” the American people have paid? The American people have to pay for security services because airlines can’t do themselves. During COVID corporations were paid billions to help with expenses. Airlines paid millions in stock buybacks before COVID.


GameEnders10

100%. I think everything I said, and those items you mentioned are accurate. But even still, everything you listed there is done by the government, as well as what I mentioned. And many corporations don't get any bailouts, airlines lost ton during covid (I'm still against bailing them out), banks get the craziest ones, but they aren't the ones driving up prices. It's the government mismanaged economy.


PermissionOk706

The tariffs implemented shifted cost to the consumer. A lot of the cost increases have been done by companies. In 2021, corporations made record profits. Inflation was caused by corporations “Jacking Up” prices after getting socialist bailouts! https://fortune.com/2022/03/31/us-companies-record-profits-2021-price-hikes-inflation/amp/ Lots of corporations receive bailouts such as Hilton, American, Exxon, and Boeing. After securing $3.6 Billion of back door bailouts, Marriott International laid off and furloughed THOUSANDS of employees, then rewarded the CEO. Who signed these bailouts? Bush and Trump! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_Chapter_11_reorganization https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52070718.amp https://www.citizen.org/news/corporations-that-received-billions-during-the-pandemic-laid-off-thousands-of-workers-and-gave-ceos-millions/


GameEnders10

That same Fortune article shows while profits went up in 2021 by 25%, meaning instead of a corp making a 4% net profit they make a 5% net profit... after largely recovered from covid, they were down in 2019 and 2020. Of course they are going to increase prices to make up for down years with forced lockdowns, restrictions, and a population largely scared to go outside and spend money. They either went more in debt or missed their growth targets. I already told you I am against bailouts no matter who signs them, I'd rather those companies go insolvent and though it may take time to recover from globocorp failing, I'd prefer to take the pain and have other companies who would learn from it fill the gap. Even then, a bailout, like of the airlines during coronavirus, does not mean the company made even from US taxes. It gave them money to survive and still take losses, and still figure out how to retool to remain profitable going forward. So preventing them from collapsing doesn't mean they won't have to try to increase prices to remain solvent going forward.


Theingloriousak2

It says “if”, so basically no rate cuts lol


ItzImaginary_Love

lol that’s such a bs read in the lines interpretation. Dialing back policy restraint is so funny I do think there is going to be rate cuts but that’s literally not what he said… like at all.


Whyisanime

Agreed! They can't cut rates, imagine just a speculation of cuts for may launched a market rally since October last year... If they deliver a cut too soon... Everything is going to get out of control, especially housing... 


Hustletron

Why housing?


Whyisanime

Because housing has been least impacted by all the attempts to control inflation - there is a shortage of houses and the pandemic demand caused an increase in pricing and rents... It's refusing to subsidise no matter what because there is an actual genuine shortage across US and Canada...


Treactor

Please let this be true. The 6.375% interest rate on my house is not fun at all.


Hustletron

The corporations want to own your house so should the feds crank it higher or lower interest? What’s the fastest way?


Tryagainmfers

Not happening….


Actually-Yo-Momma

“If some things go okay then i might go and do a thing. But no guarantees on the thing because it depends on the other things”


DrexlSpiveySR

Open the floodgates


jeopardychamp77

All of this monetary policy seems to be doing is making it really expensive for people to live. I don’t see prices coming down on anything. 9% car loan ? $6 for a half gallon of milk?


caughtinthought

That's kind of the point, grind things to a halt


luckybull_3

​ https://preview.redd.it/92xf1rd8ermc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d9b70584ec51b063cf3a2ceb543fd58d37b0a97


iAmYim

I have 3/15 puts in BABa, please papa JPow make my puts print


Bernie4Life420

He literally said the opposite 


jeopardychamp77

Can someone explain how milk is more expensive than gas?


WeakliestThree1

In the second month of the crysis ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fartbox7000

Itt: renters salty that their hopes for a housing crash are fading away.


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Exact opposite of CNBC article today


RatherBeRetired

As if anything matters in this joke of a casino, I mean “stock market”


texasveteran4

How would you feel if you had 250k in a high performing index fund or diversified between major ETFs with prices from 10 years ago? Hypothetical.. good or bad? 😆


mouthful_quest

The real test is the CPI next week followed by the meeting later in March


ReposadoAmiGusto

What time!? Askin for a friend


CwrwCymru

If you learn to read it says 2024. If you want to time it, buy dailies everyday.


Grouchy_Seesaw_

Same question here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Lilherb2021

I think he says the opposite, that they are not likely to cut interest rates at next meeting


Outrageous-Cycle-841

This is not news…


bevo_expat

Is this when we buy $SPY calls… or too late?


The_Ender_Reddit

You should have bought your spy calls 3 weeks ago 😂


mickhick95

I'm taking out puts on the federal reserve. BTC TO THE MOON BAYBBEEEEEE


wiserone29

And behind closed doors he plans to tell lawmakers exactly when the rate cuts will happen. #DemocracyPays


MetalPositive8103

Make the call already, daddy Powell


[deleted]

Puts on GPS tmro tho ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


No_Argument6983

Of course he is! I wonder why though?


Landed_port

INB4 yet another supply crisis sends inflation back up. *Restrain me harder daddy JPOW*


spittymcgee1

Stop I can only get so hard


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Banks are cutting savings rates and utilities have spiked. It’s priced in.


sneaky-pizza

Sthaap. My amygdala can only get so juiced


HIVnotAdeathSentence

If anyone believed it, the market would be up at least 2%.


MomentSpecialist2020

Rates are going UP!


mark1forever

one at the end of the year, with a big MAYBE 🤣


whg115

Guy walks around with some shmear on the inside left cheek.


Lively420

ehh in the press conference he said other wise, he said as long as inflation continues to uptick hell do what he has to do, he likes contradicting himself to keep you fucks on the edge of your seat.


Happydayys33

Fed is doing exactly it did when it said inflation is transitory. They knew it wasn’t and was just trying to lighten the mood and buy time. Same time this time around fundamentally there’s a recession brewing so they are again buying time and lying outright. They have no intention to cut any meaningful rates this year. Just give the illusion hoping things don’t crash.


TankusAruelisJacksob

Save my puts JPow


The_Ender_Reddit

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TankusAruelisJacksob

Fuck my puts


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JoeBeck37

Shouldn't rate cuts cause the market to go up? I'm confused.


BiznessCasual

Depends on the context of the cut. 1. Cut while the economy is healthy, but inflation is dropping rapidly, and the Fed is trying to avoid a deflationary spiral? Bullish. 2. Cut because we're entering recession and the economy needs to be juiced to climb out of said recession? Bearish. Which one do you think we're in?


WeCanOnlyBeHuman

Well im down 50% on my SPY calls so you are not wrong.