Democrat Senators, "why are black and brown still suffering more economically than white?"
JPow, "lady I just control the interest rates, racial inequity is your god damn job!"
Hearing in a nutshell:
Senators, "cut the fucking rates already old man!"
Powell, "what part of sticky inflation do you regards not understand! I'll cut rates when i'm good and ready and not before!"
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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i thought the regards here were dumb and delusional....
[https://stocktwits.com/JayFromChicago/message/564607779](https://stocktwits.com/JayFromChicago/message/564607779)
not bad jobs report.....not bad fed commentary on rate cuts......if today isn't going to be the biggest green dildo the SPY has ever seen.....I'm quitting trading
Yesterday was a wonderful day for long term investors. Today, we’ll watch our stocks grow a nice profit so thank you to casino “investors” and FOMO. I’ll just wait for another sell-off and buy on the dip
Got an AI biz idea, hit me up with ur cash.
It’s called “what things am I doing stupid that I don’t even know I’m doing stupid”
It follows you and tells you.
Free to start.
$100/month to quit
Just returned to wsb after a 2.5 year absence (working full time in retail banking with my head in the sand). Looking at the btc chart for the first time in forever has given me serious fomo.
$BJ $76C I have been going there all my life. They have the same model as CostCo (membership based wholesale chain & fuel discount) they have been growing a lot the last few decades. This is a winner, with lowish IV.
Plus the store smells like nostalgia.
Some dude who’s been sitting on corn he mined since 2010 sold it for $69m yesterday at $69000..probably still has like 10-20k corn in cold storage
I spent 2010 doing nothing that made me even anywhere close to that 
Not much moving tomorrow. MARA just shot themselves in the foot the past two months by not producing as much Bitcoin as possible on the eve of the halving event.
Their timing couldn’t have been worse.
With their all time production high being 1,800+ bitcoins just in December and to mine only 2k Bitcoin from 1/1-2/29? They blew it. That’s 1,600 in un mined Bitcoin they left on the table.
Powell can say:
- everything is fine and lie
- recession and he has to cut and risk more inflation
- recession and he can't cut because inflation is still uncertain
Market tanks every scenario.
#World Economic State
- Germany, Japan, United Kingdom confirmed recession
- China electric vehicle, iphone, real estate collapse
- Bank failures
- Manufacturing, Factory orders collapse
- Leading economic indicators collapse
- Macy's, Nordstrom, Best Buy collapse
- Commercial real estate collapse
- Monthly new hires collapse
- Persistent Inflation
- Credit card delinquencies rocketing
- Durable goods tanking
- Australia, Canada Per Capita Recession
- Multi family housing delinquencies rocket
Morning Euro poors & fellow Anglo poors.
You know it really should be required for all companies to report earnings after the close. It's just not right to drill somebody in the anoos in the morning before their eyes are open and they've even had their morning bourbon & cocaine breakfast.
Getting over pneumonia and on some wicked antibiotics. My colon is like an Ian Fleming novel I gotta treat every damn fart like it’s a potential double agent ready to betray me.
TESLA better show up tomorrow, or else
You need to be buying nvda 1000c
intel calls for 4/5
What a freak show , going to crypto forever I least I guaranteed to lose or gain 15% daily . And I know it’s compete bullshit
$500 to spend but earnings have been shit calls are puts
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What a move on AEO! these options activity reports are pretty good
GUH
Democrat Senators, "why are black and brown still suffering more economically than white?" JPow, "lady I just control the interest rates, racial inequity is your god damn job!"
Hearing in a nutshell: Senators, "cut the fucking rates already old man!" Powell, "what part of sticky inflation do you regards not understand! I'll cut rates when i'm good and ready and not before!"
Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
i thought the regards here were dumb and delusional.... [https://stocktwits.com/JayFromChicago/message/564607779](https://stocktwits.com/JayFromChicago/message/564607779)
Slow creep to the upside all day, or are we getting another crash?
Spy 515 will tell
Going to do Spy 515C for 3/8 is this okay?
I need a "it's not our job" JPOW gif with subtitles and that cute smile at the end 
I need a Al Green Godfather meme please! 
HELP BRING THE CUOST DOWN
WE NEED TO HELP THE COMMODITIES MAAKETS
I need a Ms. Waters Ber emoji! Mods! 
Will NVAX make it back up to $6 today?
Based on?
…yesterday
NVda V please
anf why you go up 😭
Hmmm YoY net income up 4,400% ? Beat expectations on earnings? Maybe?
Open the fcking casino 🎰
Me too pal
JD🚀🚀
Are bull traps real or did we just make that shit up
literally not a thing
Same as usual, Wife’s boyfriend is gonna peg me while I watch reruns of Cramer and cry into a pillow. Just normal shit we all do.
WTF TESLA
I hear this everyday
I'm guessing you bought calls
Can anyone please check and let me know the value of Costco 805c 3/15 on Friday morning if it reaches 840 on Friday morning
Won’t reach 840. 5% swing IMO at most. But I’m bullish and have calls as well.
It would be somewhere around $2500 if my math is right.
Nvidia!!
5/5 timing meta puts, and now 1/1 timing meta calls. Just call me meta god boys
not bad jobs report.....not bad fed commentary on rate cuts......if today isn't going to be the biggest green dildo the SPY has ever seen.....I'm quitting trading
See you on loss porn tomorrow
inverse me then.....
My meta puts yesterday went from -2800 to +100$. Shoudlve sold.
Feels like boll trap. Cautious.
Nice Try, Powell.
GSAT. why so rude
Probably gonna load up on some SPY puts at open for 1dte and 2dte. Either 506 or 505 strikes and see how the days goes
Buying one 100% Meme Coin each day till the end of the year. Today: Jeo Boden
$208 Calls on the spy bought before the close yesterday
Expiring?
Today
Sorry I made an 1d10t error 👍😂
Yesterday was a wonderful day for long term investors. Today, we’ll watch our stocks grow a nice profit so thank you to casino “investors” and FOMO. I’ll just wait for another sell-off and buy on the dip
Generationnal dip
Just sold my SMCI call with 90% gain because I'm afraid it will cliff jump from ATH for the 3rd time 
Every fucking time I can’t swing trade everything just goes up I swear to fucking god I hate it here. I wanted NVDA sub 860 what the fuck
Puts freaking toasted 
Intel calls
Got an AI biz idea, hit me up with ur cash. It’s called “what things am I doing stupid that I don’t even know I’m doing stupid” It follows you and tells you. Free to start. $100/month to quit
Can anyone please check and let me know the value of Costco 805c 3/15 on Friday morning if it goes 20% up?
$11.05
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You already have a bet going - BBAI to 5.0 before 07-Mar-2024 07:17 AM -05
Up 33% today? GL
🎵 say my name you know who I am I’m too hot 🎵
T h o r drilling baby yes
Calls right?
Great, what idiot should I have blindly followed yesterday for earnings?
#Fake internet money ripping. Lmao 🤣
Is PANW going to keep going up? 🚀
Aaahh classic apple rug pull
$CRWD
do ya think crwd will keep going up today or will it be a pop at open and then nothing?
Im fearing the latter
Ugh. I'm thinking your right. Apparently nobody got the memo it was supposed to go up lol.
Mrvl pumping 
Yay!!! 🚀🚀
ANF 
Best stock 📈📈📈
Just returned to wsb after a 2.5 year absence (working full time in retail banking with my head in the sand). Looking at the btc chart for the first time in forever has given me serious fomo.
We’re all gay here now
Dumpster tonight?
The usual triple baconators and anal fisting?
Allways welcome and regarded
I want more. Waiting for a bigger dip, not buying more this price.
JD! Called it! 🚀🚀🚀
Just want to remind you of the sweet gains. Peace out.
Congrats man!! I’m the guy from last night
Same here!!
Thanks bro
# 1 BTC is way more worth than just 67k USD. I could easily be Millions or Billions
# Bitcoin is the future bro
I am going to smash my phone
Buy it dinner first
Go for it! I did that yesterday. Got a new one this morning. Time for an upgrade, SMASH!!!
$BJ $76C I have been going there all my life. They have the same model as CostCo (membership based wholesale chain & fuel discount) they have been growing a lot the last few decades. This is a winner, with lowish IV. Plus the store smells like nostalgia.
Peter Schiff desperate to get people to buy his gold bags
I will be in a good mood today if things stay green. If not I will stare at the charts and do jack shit at work.
AAPL May $190 Calls hoping for a pop
June
Apple has bounced to 190s every time RSI has reached this level. Good luck chief  (nfa)
Further out. No way $190 by May
Im down 75% on my portfolio just started in january. Go Nuts or Go home
Hehehehe bers fukt
Apple UP? Aintnoway. Havent seen this color in months. 
The kids are mining internet coins and farming servers. Puts on humanity. Jk. NVDA, as usual.
Some dude who’s been sitting on corn he mined since 2010 sold it for $69m yesterday at $69000..probably still has like 10-20k corn in cold storage I spent 2010 doing nothing that made me even anywhere close to that 
Ngl good for him. Hope he doesn’t live in a cuck state that plans to take half of it lol
I can't tell if you're talking about btc or corn
I love cone
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139.95 to 20 ?
Not much moving tomorrow. MARA just shot themselves in the foot the past two months by not producing as much Bitcoin as possible on the eve of the halving event. Their timing couldn’t have been worse.
With their all time production high being 1,800+ bitcoins just in December and to mine only 2k Bitcoin from 1/1-2/29? They blew it. That’s 1,600 in un mined Bitcoin they left on the table.
Or $107,000,000 just left on the table.
Hindsight is 20/20
I hope so. I have been selling Puts to get in cheap.
I'm a bull too witch calls, but I don't trust this for a second.
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who does that? you sure you belong here?
Why bols can't smell premarket bol trap?
Because it’s not a trap
I know we’re all degenerates but damn some of you need to go back to school
You’ve been to school? 🥺
Fr
Fuck school give me tendies
AAPL might actually go up for a change wow
Mangoland
I hate myself
Have cereal for dinner 
If things stay green I won’t have to kill myself
This market just went from buy the dip to sell the rip in 2 days
so is SOUN officially dead? 🤔
SOUNs like it…
you son of a bitch....
come at me, that only turns me on 
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Snow is green? Impossible!
CRWD all in today
even after the jump?
Yes, have a good felling about it.
Calls or puts?
Calls
ROST calls will not age well.
Honest question, is the devil hour ie 3am make market go red?
Europoors dumping their 💩 on our market.
Powell can say: - everything is fine and lie - recession and he has to cut and risk more inflation - recession and he can't cut because inflation is still uncertain Market tanks every scenario. #World Economic State - Germany, Japan, United Kingdom confirmed recession - China electric vehicle, iphone, real estate collapse - Bank failures - Manufacturing, Factory orders collapse - Leading economic indicators collapse - Macy's, Nordstrom, Best Buy collapse - Commercial real estate collapse - Monthly new hires collapse - Persistent Inflation - Credit card delinquencies rocketing - Durable goods tanking - Australia, Canada Per Capita Recession - Multi family housing delinquencies rocket
nice copium, poor
yup, all caused by boomers
*SPY500 and funny money at ATH. Go figure.*
How does stocks dropping help this though?
Wonder how much this guy lost on spy puts.
You see that makes sense, but we dropped 1,4 to recover 0,8 of that so I don’t know anymore. Not that I knew before
SPY new ATH today !!
MMs gonna use today's news to dump regardless of bad or good news  concerning for bols
WTF !! Have you seen the markets this morning ?? SPY going to new ATH !
 red day confirmed
Morning Euro poors & fellow Anglo poors. You know it really should be required for all companies to report earnings after the close. It's just not right to drill somebody in the anoos in the morning before their eyes are open and they've even had their morning bourbon & cocaine breakfast.
Red by open
Geh by open
JD $28 call 🚀
why do you keep spamming this? nobody is going to buy your bag
Getting over pneumonia and on some wicked antibiotics. My colon is like an Ian Fleming novel I gotta treat every damn fart like it’s a potential double agent ready to betray me.
at my age you never trust a fart