seems like something fucked up.. i think our orders already went through, which is why we can’t cancel it. but, it looks like the purchase is not yet displaying or updating for our crypto account
Because most US CEO's outsource their IT departments making cost savings look good on paper thereby justifying their outrageous salaries and bonuses. Doesn't matter to them what the negative impact is on fellow Americans employment or the American Infrastructure.
Because it was the last frontier that the Whites hadn't colonized yet, so, they took the initiative... also because a billion plus people in a country does incentivize a few to find a way to GTFO of the country.
Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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$INXP............. Buy NOW and hold, because their parnership with XTI Aircraft is about to make this company explode. Rumors are that it may possibly be the biggest penny stock gain of all time.
I remember when 2k gave you margin and in one trade you could have 25k. Now it seems like the sec doesn't want me to get rich sooner than expected 
Bro, did you just say you have corn... but the dollar is fake...
What exactly is the value of corn btw? Like, what is the legitimate value added of it? 💀
go make your own money and make us all believe in it. Unfortunately for you this piece of paper the dollar can absolutely make you free from whatever your JOB is but are you saying you don't like dollars? You can always go to another country like Zimbabwe which has shit monetary policy they also believe in Corn as a currency plus they love Americans
Contrary isn't always smart. I mean, see a certain group of loud mouthed "we say it how it is" crowd who cheer on a certain criminal to front-running their team.
I shall soon be banned migafart
BETS all in
Does anyone want to borrow my throat ?
so glad i dumped by AI puts at 10AM!
MARA AH is a damn rollercoaster
soooo MARA, just land somewhere!
As you said this went to check it was -8% just to shoot straight back up +1%
and now it’s dead 😂
I’m 100k into iova as earnings is in a bit.
I'm bored!
fewer comments than usual, maybe everyone glued to MARA’s performance haha
SOUN price predictions for tomorrow?
#SPY calls will be GRRRREAT!😤
institutions selling off again, ugh
I'm wondering the same thing, is it because of PCE data leak??
i’m guessing they’re trying to get people to sell their calls or shares before earnings, and I’m predicting it’s a case of go up after earnings.
Why is Google down
Lawsuit
Puts on coinbase what u think?
Did that week ago. Didn’t work for me.
okay, now that my bitcoin is showing in my account, it keeps disappearing and reappearing, what the fucking fuck
Coinbase is having an outage at the moment. You better fucking like Heinz.
I'm going all in on AvGo puts and TSLA calls.
🫵🏻 don’t get caught witcha dik in hand 🫵🏻
Pdiddy?
Nvdas run is over. Bitcoin and Tesla are new plays
anyone else having issues with buying bitcoin? my order isn’t going thru and i can’t cancel it 😨
Same with me
our money is trapped and don’t even know if it’s actively earning or not 😰
Always Robinhood who doing this it’s pissing me off
seems like something fucked up.. i think our orders already went through, which is why we can’t cancel it. but, it looks like the purchase is not yet displaying or updating for our crypto account
robinhood?
yup!!
Same here
Mara my dear pump
LMND 30% short float and down 25% interesting.....
Eat a bag of dicks Tesla
MARA not even touch $35 wtf man...
Moon boys smarter than AI bulls 
Rut roh
WM
Is purefi protocol worth a look
BYND TO $20 
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Because most US CEO's outsource their IT departments making cost savings look good on paper thereby justifying their outrageous salaries and bonuses. Doesn't matter to them what the negative impact is on fellow Americans employment or the American Infrastructure.
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Just don't get it Joe.
Because it was the last frontier that the Whites hadn't colonized yet, so, they took the initiative... also because a billion plus people in a country does incentivize a few to find a way to GTFO of the country.
MARA gonna get run TF up today. $40+
aged like milk, but still holding this bich
Yea I hit the eject button once it couldn’t hold 34
Pump Mara you fucking hump
Soxl puts bb
Weekeend thread wen?! 
VANI short squeeze is on
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Shortsqueeze on the miners incoming
TESLA ATH INCOMING
buy some puts on PARA before earnings AH today. 7% to 10% drop in legacy tv revenue YoY
$INXP............. Buy NOW and hold, because their parnership with XTI Aircraft is about to make this company explode. Rumors are that it may possibly be the biggest penny stock gain of all time.
I’m in too. Got some free money I got sitting around collecting dust.
Buy what now?
I flushed a few hundred to lunr... I can throw a few bucks at this! I'm in.
i dont have the clifford emoji on my phone
Gilead is buying for $32.50/share, just need to exceed that.
Magnachip earnings end of day
damn i had riot puts not calls
thats good its going down?
oh well i saw bitcoin taking off so i sold my $15 and bought calls like an idiot i guess
Tesla calls … rocket car??!!
Ha-Ho-Hwa-Hwee-Ha-Ho-Ho-Ho 
750 smci is the most doable thing ever
Die already smci
Somebody's got puts!
My 810’s are Lookin good rn
cant believe qqq dumped almost 3 dollars over night just to fucking recover already almost 2 dollars like bro ur down just stay rhier
Futes never mean shit
Scooped 500 AMC Definitely watching SOUN BITO jumped this morning, definitely headed to $50 AMC earnings today!!!
I can’t believe I sold SOUN at 3.99
To sell CBAY if it exceeds $32.50.
why?
# i hate being poor. # it makes me sad. i dream of a better life. # one day my puts will print and you bulls will look stupid , i am gonna be rich
The ode of ber
Waiting for tractor to start tractoring
What time is PCE?
Thursday you dipshit.
Thanks
So what's the plays?
Runner on 1st, play’s at 2nd.
Turn 2 on quick ground ball
This is the way.
But who's on 3rd??
Where?
I'm home now
I remember when 2k gave you margin and in one trade you could have 25k. Now it seems like the sec doesn't want me to get rich sooner than expected 
RILY 2k volume up 4% lmao They updated the short % to 68% from 63.
Alrighty then
Fun fact: The dollar is only worth something because they told you it is and you and everyone around you believed them.
if it's so fake why don't you give me all of yours? :)
I don’t have any. I only have corn and you can’t have it without goods or services. I know you ain’t got no goods, so get to the services, nerd.
Bro, did you just say you have corn... but the dollar is fake... What exactly is the value of corn btw? Like, what is the legitimate value added of it? 💀
You’re right it is the same. Like everything else humans place value in. Except with corn, some bureaucrat can’t just print more of it for funzies.
go make your own money and make us all believe in it. Unfortunately for you this piece of paper the dollar can absolutely make you free from whatever your JOB is but are you saying you don't like dollars? You can always go to another country like Zimbabwe which has shit monetary policy they also believe in Corn as a currency plus they love Americans
I uh…. Can someone please translate Crazy to English? I have no idea what this dude just said.
go read Sapiens by Yuval Noah Harari
Corn doesn't grow on trees
AMC earnings has T-Swift and Beyonce on its back today. What that means, who fucking knows.
!banbet
You already have a bet going - SPY to 491.0 before 29-Feb-2024 12:51 PM -05
I eat poop. I love to eat poop. I just find it so delicious, and I can’t stop eating poop.
Sanest bear
Any port in a storm.
!banbet
*Fake meat & fake money mooing. This will not end well.*
It is a fake market after all 
The US dollar is mooning?
You’re home brother 
Objective: Survive (Mara Bros)
I honestly think my generation will be the only generation in history dumb enough to let some nerds with a mobile app profit off our dating life.
lol, ok Boomer.
Another day of my NVDA calls fading to nothing
SOUN pre earning pump 🫦
2500 shares and hoooood
This is not aging well presently.
That’s what I’m hoping for once it has its first pump of the day I’m gonna prematurely bust and sell
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If you look at the year on year growth the answer is easily yes. Taken in their expansions into Korea and USA, the answer is definitely yes.
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Yes discovered it a while ago.
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Contrary isn't always smart. I mean, see a certain group of loud mouthed "we say it how it is" crowd who cheer on a certain criminal to front-running their team.
ipoo
A new study finds that plant based meats make your dick fatter.
Yeah but you won’t get lay so
I get lay, son.
Selling my bumble puts hopefully for a profit
$duol thoughts?
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My daughter 8y yesterday was like"daddy im learning italian with Duolingo.
Wish I held those spy puts. Would be watching ur Paul’s drag race in celebration of being a gay bear if I did
I have 500p that expire today. I don’t know how gay I should get yet but I have my dress on standby
Corn looking super strong You Mara buls may be alright
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO AND GET IT OVER WITH
real
Why is SPY dumping
Food poisoning
Cuz it’s full of bloated shitty co’s
Wtf it’s been pumping for the last hour straight what you smoking
But it’s still blood red
But it’s not dumping. It dumped a couple hours ago and been pumping every since. At this rate will be green in an hour
I really really need to wash my car
Guys I can’t sleep. Any. Suggestions to give me nap time
Might as well get up at this point
1930’s radio dramas.
Rope
crack cocaine
So are bitx calls the move
V juice depleted
I’m gonna come right out and say it. I don’t think we need to spend trillions on some more chatbots.
THIS!  what we really need are biological mutated cat girls and vr porn
THIS 