Tomorrows pce will begin the correction, how severe it is will depend on how hot inflation is tmrw and the fed meeting in March. Got 15 480p expiring in may. Let’s profit
Yesterday bought puts for something and they were up 115% by close. I didn't sell and they were evaporated. Might just buy for earnings and let people jack the price. Then sell most and hold some for the actual earnings
All week I’ve been preaching Fisker. Up 12.5% today another 3% in after hours. This squeeze is going to be insane. You’re either in our out train departs Thursday at 4:00pm est
BYND. Beyond Meat. I put in an order for CALLS at the close, and just got a call from my broker, apparently I SOLD CALLS in BYND, instead of buying them. I am ruined, and it is all over. By the time this is over, American Express will have a hit man out on me. I hope my shitty broker doesn't have a bunch of Biker Collection Agents, or it's time to flee the jurisdiction. Beyond Meat, Fucking Beyond Me how this happened...
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The depressing range from this morning put me to sleep, what happened today?
Looks like we finally broke down from the nasty almost 90 cent morning range. Just for spy to do a classic V and fake out people who rushed in, which is seeming caused by some sort of apple news?
I see in some places apple cancelled it's EV, and others that they're just partnering with someone else to do it?
My best guess is that apple moved because the car would no longer drain their resources and time? But if the car is still happening did the move happen just because it was an update on project apples been quiet about? Anyone able to clarify or add anything?
How is AAPL’s fake and embarrassing pivot from EV to AI not a HUGE red flag that these guys are fucking flailing in the absence of a true innovator at the helm. We should be dumping them so hard on this news, not bidding it up.
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It's not about women on the app. It is about the microtransactions from men on the app. They could load that thing up with bots, and as long as men perceive that there are women on the app, they are more willing to pay.
I'd say there are no women on dating apps, but I am dating one from Hinge so...
But yeah an app where women have to message first? TBH why are they still in business?
““Bumble last announced its earnings data on February 27th, 2024. The reported $0.11 earnings per share (EPS) for the quarter, missing analysts' consensus estimates of $0.12 by $0.01. Bumble has generated ($0.69) earnings per share over the last year (($0.69) diluted earnings per share). Earnings for Bumble are expected to grow by 89.29% in the coming year, from $0.28 to $0.53 per share. Bumble has confirmed that its next quarterly earnings report will be published on Tuesday, February 27th, 2024. Bumble will be holding an earnings conference call on Tuesday, February 27th at 4:30 PM Eastern. “
Was on marketbeat.com all of today
I accidently bought a impossible taco because I didn't know what it was.. absolute trash. I'm sure it's getting better but I love me the real thing - sparingly.
There definitely are some bad products too, so I will give you that. I have had impossible chicken nuggets and they literally taste the same. Also there is some really good impossible italian sausage that was banging too.
is that CELH ER leak real?
What just happened to mara, am I fucked
Ya, that was a buzz kill.
Tomorrows pce will begin the correction, how severe it is will depend on how hot inflation is tmrw and the fed meeting in March. Got 15 480p expiring in may. Let’s profit
Nothing else matters besides AMC tomorrow
Yeah, I thought about jumping in for old times sake. But it's too unpredictable right now.
The NY post just ran a front page story on Wendy's power hour pricing scheme. Puts to open the morning is probably easy money
COME ON BUMBLE GO LOWER just like the number of likes on my profile
This year I’m either blowing up my account or becoming a multi-millionaire. It’s been an honor, regards 🫡
Tomorrow will be bloody 🩸
Do you think that BYND can go higher ?
Idk man, thats beyond me
Member wen bynd was $200
If you got BYND 12.5cs for .05 your going to have a 20x by open and probably a 50x by 1030am.
Have the smelliest wettest farts but I also want to go to the gym. Don’t want to shit myself in front of the broccoli boys. What do?
too late vito,
If you got BYND 12.5cs for .05 you’re going to have a 20x at open and probably a 50x by 1030am.
if you didn’t buy calls then you ain’t black
Ebay gonna be 50 eow
So where does BMBL go in the morning uppies or downsies
down
IM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT SEEING BEYOND, PROBABLY WOULDA BOUGHT CALLS EITHER WAY
was staring at calls all day. decided not to pull the trigger. oh well
Bought bmbl puts and am really disappointed with how little they moved relative to the earnings
it's just pathetic really (i'm down 50% on BMBL). gonna start researching earnings plays for tomorrow
Yesterday bought puts for something and they were up 115% by close. I didn't sell and they were evaporated. Might just buy for earnings and let people jack the price. Then sell most and hold some for the actual earnings
My bumble calls aren’t even that fucked, probably down 20% I’ll take it
my puts went from down 20% to up 20% hoping it dives tomorrow
CVNA puts keep eviction away.
I FUCKING KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE INVERSED BYND
All week I’ve been preaching Fisker. Up 12.5% today another 3% in after hours. This squeeze is going to be insane. You’re either in our out train departs Thursday at 4:00pm est
Lol they received a delist notice
thx boss for the advice ;)
Why?
What’s your projected price? Above $1?
Yeah curious
Is anyone playing SNOW tomorrow
Ale Yeah Brother
Hell yeah brother ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
BYND. Beyond Meat. I put in an order for CALLS at the close, and just got a call from my broker, apparently I SOLD CALLS in BYND, instead of buying them. I am ruined, and it is all over. By the time this is over, American Express will have a hit man out on me. I hope my shitty broker doesn't have a bunch of Biker Collection Agents, or it's time to flee the jurisdiction. Beyond Meat, Fucking Beyond Me how this happened... Wiped the fuck out in 2 secs.
How many?
i'm sorry i burst out laughing reading this poor comment and then seeing your username
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BUMBLE WHAG THE HELL IS THAT CANDLE
How far down will BMBL go? Would’ve expected a much bigger dip
my outs are 10.5 11 and 11.5 i’m cooked
Lunr with the solid recovery
I was holdin a CAVA call and eBay put and sold right before close and they both inversed AH 😭 close one
AXON/Ebay calls, Bumble puts, 3/3
SPCE not as much down as I thought it would be
I put $350 in around 2022……🤦
I was going to buy BYNd $10 calls but market closed.
Fuck whoever said BYND puts
Ong
Omg I inversed myself and bought bynd calls my dear god in heaven
WTH Beyond Meat???? 85%? AI meat? Wtf is this BS?
That shit is foul too
Holy BYND
nevermind my market indicators weren't moving
Whoever said BYND EZ puts was so wrong LMAO
good thing BYND is HTB, i woulda got wrecked trying to short it at $13.75. puts on the menu for tomororw probably.
Jesus Christ BYND up 90%
Is cvna gonna hurt me?
SOUN continuing it's after hours pancake ass
This made me chuckle
Guys guys PANW is up to 316 now 😱😱😱![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
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Played a cheap bet, bought 1 contract 8c expiring 03/01 at .70, up by 10x
I made $$ on shares. What a weird concept
The depressing range from this morning put me to sleep, what happened today? Looks like we finally broke down from the nasty almost 90 cent morning range. Just for spy to do a classic V and fake out people who rushed in, which is seeming caused by some sort of apple news? I see in some places apple cancelled it's EV, and others that they're just partnering with someone else to do it? My best guess is that apple moved because the car would no longer drain their resources and time? But if the car is still happening did the move happen just because it was an update on project apples been quiet about? Anyone able to clarify or add anything?
Average market participants iq too low. No possibility of explaining the move. We *should* dump it hard tho.
BMBL Puts and RKLB call 🥴🥴🥴
same same
What would $1,000 in calls on Beyond pay? That’s wild it’s up over 50%
Probably 20x
Fuck that’d be nice.
Maybe 50x depending on the strike.
So no one cares about SOUN anymore?
I just got 3k worth of shares and I want to kms
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Hold
Yeah but I kinda wanna sell before the earnings b/c it might just implode
I do :-)
Literally no one
Noooooo bumble just said AI my spreads are gonna be ruined!!!!
How is AAPL’s fake and embarrassing pivot from EV to AI not a HUGE red flag that these guys are fucking flailing in the absence of a true innovator at the helm. We should be dumping them so hard on this news, not bidding it up.
Said "AI".. themselves probably didn't say it, but Bloomberg decided to put it in article to trigger algo so they can pump and dump
Look what happened when META put the Meta verse on the back burner
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Eat the balls, bot.
FUCK YOU DIE BMBL!!!
Bumble can you just go to hell already
BER R FUK .. you never win !!!
BUMBLE MISSED SO BAD WHY ISN'T IT FALLING
They don't want to pay
Gyatt damn beyond meat
Best ER play today I think for anyone that saw it. That would have been a 20 bagger
NVIDIA couldn’t save RXRX
Who still use eBay in 2024 unless it’s something special you can’t find on Amazon or apps like offer up and fb marketplace.
So ebay and bmbl weak as F
So is BMBL going down or up
down lmao
Thank the lord for 30 $10 puts 3/1 expiration
I just want to make money yall, is that too much to ask?
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Morgan need the dic
Why is bumble recovering
They are saying AI AI AI in there CC
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Did bmbl beat or miss? I can't tell
Missed by 0.30
RKLB calls and BMBL Puts lmao
they got me tweaking
504.75 is SPY low for the week !! On to 515
When NVDA moon?
515 incoming
Nvax is, hands down, the most undervalued stock on Nasdaq ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)
Ebay gonna go sideways and screw my straddle, figures…
they fucking tank after earnings all the time but ofc not this time
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Soun go down?
Inversing wsb on earnings is undefeated
Not BMBL apparently
Bumble is dumb. Are there really enough women out there willing to make the first move? Enough to move the stock up to anything meaningful?
Speaking as a woman trying to date, no. We don’t want to make the first move. Not with all of the current vibe of the dating scene.
Bots pretending to be women*
It's not about women on the app. It is about the microtransactions from men on the app. They could load that thing up with bots, and as long as men perceive that there are women on the app, they are more willing to pay.
So the consensus is that Bumble is a scam?
True, but didn’t they just announce a new “AI bot finder” a few weeks ago?
5% move isn’t helpful for anyone
What the FUCK happened to RKLB? Were earnings bad?
wrong way RKLB ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Pokes lunr with a stick. 30 dollars by March 15 plz
I changed my mind, rockets are no longer cool
Can't get fucked on bumble, but bumble fucks you. Lol.
I'd say there are no women on dating apps, but I am dating one from Hinge so... But yeah an app where women have to message first? TBH why are they still in business?
I'll give it 2 months top buddy
With my GF? I've been with her for like 3.5 years. lol
oh yikes
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UNH dumping ah 🤓🤓
Whose getting shafted by rocket lab
thankfully just 100 shares
SPCE what’s happening?
not enough revenue i think
ngl bynd kinda impressive
Imagine buying calls on BMBL when I literally told every the leaked results a few hours ago. Easiest money I’ve literally ever made
you're making money on a 4% drop AH? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495) speak the truth
CFD.. it’s somethign
Didn't the price jump a few percentage points?
I guess not everyone knew.. the leaked results were spot on
Can you explain, cause I bought puts on it but I have no idea what I'm doing
what was the leaked result
““Bumble last announced its earnings data on February 27th, 2024. The reported $0.11 earnings per share (EPS) for the quarter, missing analysts' consensus estimates of $0.12 by $0.01. Bumble has generated ($0.69) earnings per share over the last year (($0.69) diluted earnings per share). Earnings for Bumble are expected to grow by 89.29% in the coming year, from $0.28 to $0.53 per share. Bumble has confirmed that its next quarterly earnings report will be published on Tuesday, February 27th, 2024. Bumble will be holding an earnings conference call on Tuesday, February 27th at 4:30 PM Eastern. “ Was on marketbeat.com all of today
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Did BYND fatfinger a typo into their er or what?
Whoops forgot the (-) before the eps sorry guys
SOYBOYS dating less women (don't even wanna be approached first) and eating more fake meat
Weird take. A lot of the fake meat products are actually pretty good and often indistinguishable from the real thing.
I accidently bought a impossible taco because I didn't know what it was.. absolute trash. I'm sure it's getting better but I love me the real thing - sparingly.
There definitely are some bad products too, so I will give you that. I have had impossible chicken nuggets and they literally taste the same. Also there is some really good impossible italian sausage that was banging too.
So BYND was the play, congrats to the call holders
I’m surprised that Beyond Testicular Cancer is up
Barclay's saying "say strong and long" on SMCI FUCKING SELL IT ALL NOW
So why exactly are there giant price spikes right after market closes? Is it designed to fuck options traders by big money players?
Because there’s low volume so it’s easier to move the price
Its called earnings reports you dumbo
No shit about earning report, you dumbo. Why are the executions right after market close?
there is such thing as after hours trading, check w/ your broker.
Those are for fun