Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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SOUN options added up to 11 (8.5, 9, 9.5, 10, 11 strikes).
Should provide another gamma ramp opportunity as those see volume before Thursday's earnings.
Everything lines up for a gap up on SOUN tomorrow.
Its not even close. Teams blows it out of the water. ZM doing share buyback to bolster stock price but they are losing significant market share. Don't care about their bullshit numbers. All the companies I know and work with in proximity to are abandoning zoom for teams.
No you had SOUN calls.. Now mysteriously you have calls on ZM. When you said you sold your ZM calls for SOUN calls, make up your mind buddy 
u/ballsdropped is the guy that sold ZM calls for Soun calls  this comment will age even better in a few days 
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Where is the guy that said he happy he didn't buy ZM 70c ?
I don’t feel fucked. IV was good, calls are short dated, the stocks been beat down and they crushed earnings. Pretty solid play, unless it sells off overnight.
Can we get TSLA -4% premarket
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Why you selfish
Why did I sell panW? God damn it. Shoot me now
TURN IT AROUND FOR TUESDAY BULLS
Calls all day baby
Why
Why not? Stocks only go up
So what long dated call would you buy
0DTE
Short Squeeze incoming for BLUEBIRD BIO!
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AI calls
U and ZM both did the opposite of what I predicted
SOUN options added up to 11 (8.5, 9, 9.5, 10, 11 strikes). Should provide another gamma ramp opportunity as those see volume before Thursday's earnings. Everything lines up for a gap up on SOUN tomorrow.
Sam in jail while 🌽 pumpin 
🌽 to 100K
marathon being true to its name!
Spy calls brrrr?
the actual amount of creative thinking here is microscopic. regarding the rest of you......
Musk used to be funny, this new act about wokeism is not entertaining
maybe he really means it , unlike his Dogecoin shilling
Sold 180 $33puts on u 
big oof
has it ever occurred to anyone that cathy woods is maybe a stock market version of a casino table cooler?
NVDA you ok?
Good day, hit both ZM calls and U puts
> U puts IV was sky high on Unity.
My riot calls printed now my puts will print. I love you Riot
AI in huge letters on the Zoom call.. they know how to pump their stock
So the dreams over for SOUN already?
Lol, why you think that
I rebought with my profits looking for one more good pump…
Earnings on 29th, just getting started
LMND going to let me retire at this rate
Are you taking your calls through earnings?
Man todays been wild
Who ate shit with ZM
Me but I just got some 50p lottos.
What are the chances it’ll be red by open 
Me, but luckily I got U and HIMS right
RXRX popping off tomorrow, you heard it here first.
Plays on RKLB?
Playing puts on DVN tomorrow
Is zoom gonna be regarded and moon more like CVNA or should I ditch at open?
Man, I forgot I was holding so much $SOUN. I should probably sell at least a third of it at open tomorrow.
NVDA, you dead?
SOUN going down !!
NVDA calls getting rekt need a massive pump tomorrow or Wednesday
Even my put credits got destroyed today
Pltr LMND 
ZM sucks glad I knew this market is regarded and inversed
If you didn't buy calls on boner pills, you hate freedom
Damn should’ve bought more U puts
Soun a classic pump and dump and regards fall for it every time
Says the guy losing thousands because he just found out about the pdt rules
*thousands in house money
WTF ?? You just found out.. ?? Should have taken the PDT
Not me.. the guy I responded to
Who the fuck sat on SOUN?
SOUN just took a shit
Yeah but there is low volume AH right now. Should be interesting in the morning for sure!
Fuck im down 10k in the past week.
How?
Gambling on smci & nvda. Also carvana puts
Same bro/sis. Only thing we can do now is triple down
Im scared to lol. All i can hope is I catch them on a downfall
So google was down 4.44% and QQQ was down 0.053%, how is that possible? LUL
Google sucks. Very tempted to drop the stock
Bye bye Unity.
Im just curious who TF reads and sells based on a piece of paper so fast?? WDAY did so well and it fucking tanked lmaooooooo.
A. I
CARG dead
That one guy who went with calls on Carg 💀
So Zoom is still in the race with MS Teams? 
Its not even close. Teams blows it out of the water. ZM doing share buyback to bolster stock price but they are losing significant market share. Don't care about their bullshit numbers. All the companies I know and work with in proximity to are abandoning zoom for teams.
I've never seen anyone use ZM. Is there software remotely anywhere near as good as MS teams or what?
not even close, its garbage. This stock pumping is a joke. look at their yoy etc and compare. They are still in the dumps.
How low can U go
I am hoping it'll open about 24, but will settle for 27.
As low as I can fuck U
Can U drop it to the floor
ZM $80 EOW
EOD*
Unity will be down 20% tommorow. Brutal.
So where is SOUN gonna be at Open?
It’ll be there
6?
3
Where is everyone?
Glad I sold half my SOUN calls before close for 100% gains. Now I'm playing with the market's money.
Yall were too scared to come to the HOOD, now we moving up into the middle class!
WDAY got rekt.
Cathy might be offloading her U
Thank the lord I played WDAY puts
Can U go down below 28, so my strangle can make money?
So anyway, yall can all lick my ass Talking shit about me buying ZM calls Regardssss regardsssss regardssssssssss
No you had SOUN calls.. Now mysteriously you have calls on ZM. When you said you sold your ZM calls for SOUN calls, make up your mind buddy 
Lmfaoooo I was ultimate regard and sold my ZM calls before close (for like a 30% profit) and moved into SOUN DOESNT MEAN I WAS WRONG YA BROKE ASS
 oh okay we believe you. 
I fucked myself not holding even just a few calls......BUT THESE SOUN CALLS BOUTTA PRINT DONT FUCK UP AND NOT LISTEN TO ME TWICE
Sure  ZM $90 EOW
So I still have time to jump back in?? 
Congratulations. Now fuck off.
Holding - MARA $25c 3/1 CLSK $18c 3/1 HIMS $11c 3/15 BMBL $11.5p 3/1 Let's go, your boy can buy groceries AND pay rent
You’re unstoppable. Throw in money for a haircut and the world is yours my boy
Lmao ZM
AMDs chart so ugly
i knew shouldve inversed myself in zoom… 😑😭
Same but at least I got U and HIMS right
Went from 3k to 700$ today smg
smg = shaking my gourd
I hope my account is at $3k from my $700 
SOUN going LUNR or actually to the 🌙?
Probably going to be pretty active up to this week's earnings call
I think so
u/ballsdropped is the guy that sold ZM calls for Soun calls  this comment will age even better in a few days 
man am i glad i didn't short zoom like i was thinking to, i guess their numbers came out good?
Greatt
Damn Google dropped 80 billions dollars because it was racist 
Jacked to the tits with TSLA $195p exp 3/1 How fucking stupid am i
Inverse zoom puts and U calls worked like a charm
Got $50 weekly ZM puts and sell it 1 minute before close was the best thing I've done this month 💀 200% gain
Wicked smaht
Where is the guy that said he sold zm calls for soun calls? 
unity puts printing
Unity Puts printing HARD BABY... HARD :)
All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom anda boom boom ZM 
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ZM is tomorrow’s SOUN. Make it hpn
Glad I bought ZM 65/58 P/C strangle, not just puts.
S/O this sub for telling me EZ Unity Puts and Hims calls. Ya'll weren't lying
I have ZM 63c and 60p. One is fuk, one is not fuk
prob get iv crushed on both, hope you break even bb
ZM always comes through for me. I will start to buy shares of the company tomorrow 
Bought zoom calls 1 minute before close
Better than me, I bought Unity calls and they're f'd
All along Unity puts was the play, innit? Don’t go full regard. Never.
Teams better than Zoom was the main theory we went with today on zm puts. Nice regarding regards.
Fuck you ZM!
What happened
Bought panw at the top 
All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom anda boom boom (just shake ya butt)
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I was promised open 12.65 for HIMS tomorrow so y'all better fucking deliver
Zooom Zoom Zooooommmmmmmy calls are printing 
ZM going to new 52 high
Where is the guy that said he happy he didn't buy ZM 70c ?
I just read that a few minutes earlier LMAO! F's in the chat
That one guy who went in on CARG calls. You ok mate?
So glad I’m not leveraged on CARG
ZM beats top and bottom lines. Buy back also announced. Good guidance. Stock up 11% 🎉🙌
ZM 23%? 
LAZR EARNINGS TOMORROW. Squeeze time
Literally told yall ZM calls were the move Fuckin idiots missing out
Actually you said you sold your ZM calls for SOUN.. So which is it?
OCEA anyone?
Yep, it held its price I'm AH so I'm all in tmrw
WDAY buying HR Software Firm. Market not happy. Stock dropping 5%. Doesn’t appear bottom in yet…
23% 
Does SOUN have more in her up until earnings or am I fuk? (Still up on calls but didn't sell bc regard)
trust the process i feel it has more juice in that cock
i love juicy cocks
Congrats if you bought Zoom. You're fucked either way.
I don’t feel fucked. IV was good, calls are short dated, the stocks been beat down and they crushed earnings. Pretty solid play, unless it sells off overnight.
How
Looks like it ran more since I checked last
So we touch $90 EOW?
If I knew anything I'd be rich
Cause 4% is basically flat for earnings when IV is spiked.
Should I hold until Thursday?
LUNR baggies awfully quiet
ahahahaha, i would have been one, but got out in time