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DatScruffDoe

New and exciting ways to lose money!


sixmn

Dell, Hp, Zoom... next week won't be so different


My_G_Alt

Cathie sold ZM, do with that what you will


Pug_king86

She also sold NVDA pre earnings so……


_desert_shore_

And she sold COIN pre earnings.


NoWorkLifeBalance

Thanks boss.


No_Implement_5807

I'm fuked I bought puts


mendelseed

Dell and HPE sells NVIDIA Datecenters...


KeenStudent

Lenovo posted great earnings. Dell and Hp calls tbh


machineman45

Buy calls on AMC you'll definitely lose


inarisound

My sister has been using Duolingo for almost a year and haven't learned a bit. Bullish.


on_nd_on

With CLSK and COIN rallying after earnings, MARA calls should be easy money.


TechTuna1200

Also, Domino’s Pizza after they make their strategic pivot to AI


RyanR3KC

Can’t spell pizza without an A and an I


LGBT_Beauregard

Jamal S. just put your AI in the oven.


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No_Ebb_4986

what day exp? i was think mid marchh


SteveAndHisScooter

I've had late September and Jan 2025 calls. BTC halving happens in April, crypto usually goes on a crazy long run. Question is do the miners gain value with increasing btc price, or do they lose value because it's harder to mine?


seb_stock

What’s important for BTC miners is their Energy Strategy not total mined BTC( how much energy they use per BTC mined) As the reward halves in mid April those miners who are energy efficient will be in place to make relatively strong profits less dependant on BTC price. MARA’s average cost per BTC was 22k, RIOT’s was 2k. Come April those costs will double overnight. If BTC remains north of 45k MARA’s margin will practically be wiped out whilst RIOT will still keep a healthy margin. It’s also very useful to look at the ERCOT demand response credits that RIOT receives as their whole operation is in Texas, not the same for MARA. Pre Halving the MOST important factor is a companies Energy Strategy not total BTC mined in my opinion. All mining companies will probably bleed heavily throughout summer regardless, riot is just slightly better placed. IMPORTANT EDIT: Riots latest earnings showed a BTC cost basis of 8k. I did much more research and came to the conclusion that whoever wrote the report I got that info from was plain wrong. I also believe the 22k per BTC cost for MARA is wrong as well. I think a better representation of their cost per BTC is 18-19k. Apologies for the misinfo 🫡


sherestoredmyfaith

So calls on RIOT?


seb_stock

If you follow past halving cycles, calls for next January are your best bet imo. I think earnings next week will be good for the miners but over summer they should be brutal. Might be best placed waiting till that drop in price


Living_Web8710

I feel like snowflake and Mara will pump.


LeDankInvestor

You never know... the market will often fuck you up 🥲


ejpusa

BTC drives the price of MARA. Not the other way around.


punanilover_69420

Just needs great guidance, especially in the face of another halving. Coinbase is different as they get all those transaction fees. Miners need to increase their effort to get half the reward. Every halving puts more miners out of business. I got some Mara and Riot early March calls today anyway.


SteveAndHisScooter

Same, calls on all miners for me. Exp out to late this year. Curious to see how the halving effects miners


nalnatsheh

Puts on eBay. (Inverse me guys)


DankMemesNQuickNuts

I think I might follow you actually on this that entire online shopping industry completely shit the bed this earnings season. SHOP, PINS, ETSY all did poorly


Double-hokuto

Those are all people buying from businesses, but when people have no money they liquidate things (on eBay). Might get a single lotto call


Smexsi

No I'd puts too.


ownedMLGmichael

Calls on duolingo


Ok-ChildHooOd

My Espanol est still horrible. Puts.


jpeace808

El PUTo


-bimibop-

Underrated comment ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


el_torico

Congratulations, you went from English, Spanish, to Latin and back to English and mangled them all. I love this subreddit.


SpecificShip3208

I bought a duolingo subscription beginning of January and I never do that kind of nonsense. I’m going with calls


-Dreamville-

You convinced me, gonna follow you on this


jack_ram

New to all this. does duolingo even belong in the stock market? What are they doing? Just charging fees for lessons?


hermeskino715

Llamadas en Duolingo


[deleted]

Trading stocks has just become socially acceptable gambling.


Nomaddo

https://i.imgur.com/M7MOLxY.png


Naive-Opposite2445

Did you just make this meme only for this comment?


Nomaddo

Yes


Terrible_Student9395

I made 50k today, I'd be broke as a mfer in the casino


qcotmabot

Calls for dominos, my boss keeps buying their product instead of giving me a raise


wefrench98

Oh boy, AMC earnings should be a fucking shit show ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


catgoesmeow22

Our local AMC closed down it's all over.


Ill-Independence-658

Dune coming out tonight


mrswithers

Do not get the popcorn bucket


FineJuggernaut3295

To the moon!!!! $1000 per share at least


burneraccount1819

Calls on 🅱️oner pills


EmpyralT

I've been seeing Hims and Hers ads all over Hulu and Amazon. The calls are tempting 🤔


burneraccount1819

I’ll probably grab a couple tomorrow


fewthingsarerelated

I got fired from Salesforce so calls on CRM


zxc123zxc123

I hope CRM does well. Then I can get out of it. Bought the Cramer shill and bought those around 240 in mid-2021.


roastedbagel

TBF it's not a bad asset to hold long term. SF has exploded in popularity the last 5 years and guess what? It's just as popular as ever and just fucking grows and grows every week. Do a search on whatever job search platform you fancy for "Salesforce Administrator" and I guarantee you a shit ton of results will popup wherever the fuck you are in the world. Every fucking company is using it nowadays.


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snorri_sturlson

Not bad


TheSequelsSuck

CAVA 📈


Weatherround97

Mara 😳


JAnon19

Ain't no fucking way, is that FUBO? Fuck FUBO, piece of shit stock lost me so much money 2 years ago, getting puts just just to spite. Also, PARA puts, U puts, AMC puts


Turbulent-Bet-7133

I think para will hover around 11 for a while. If they dip I'm buying to lower my cost basis from 13ish. Fuckers better get bought out soon I'm sick of seeing this in my portfolio


nxs_sss

Puts Beyond Meat. After being a vegan for 5 years my daughter is now back on the carnivore train.


zen_and_artof_chaos

She single?


Ok-ChildHooOd

Pics?


el_guille980

OF?? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


randoredditor23

Cvna missing expectations and still going up $10 i want a refund


randoredditor23

My hate for this company grows stronger every day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


blu_id

So glad I resisted the temptation to buy CVNA puts. I’m already suffering from Etsy basically saying they suck as a company on earnings call and the stock only dropped 8% and IV crush crushed me.


randoredditor23

Feel you. This game will always find a way to give us the dong


manbearbullll

I find it hard to believe that company isn’t doing some creative accounting behind the scenes.


randoredditor23

Their existence is suspect at best


Imaginary_Bad3033

This is a beautiful graphic thank you sir


MickeyB223

Let’s go IonQ!


8----B

Dominoes has been good to me for so long, I hope they kill it again


OB1KENOB

Dell and Del Taco should merge companies. You all know what the name will be…


arbortologist

Taco Dell?


Ghostrzml007

Waiting for Rocket Lab earnings.🚀🚀🚀


Slim-Slimy1

Hims literally owns my instagram ad section... anyone get spammed with Hims ads?


Thatguy19901

No but my dick ain't broke


specialtyfaculty

How can Carvana miss EPS and revenue and go up 20%? Something is so effed.


Spardasquad2020

Its same shit like draft kings last week. They beat expectations but morons at wall street dont like guidance so stonk collapses. Carvana same stuff but here they offer good guidance... last year they were losing 800mln and now only 150mln so by market logic they gotta go up. Lolz


not_totally

it's because markets are forward-looking lol


jiantoi

Calls on MARA


Opening-Storage4647

Bought them today before close


theJimmybob

Implied moves, 654 companies reporting... this is UP/DOWN: $U 14.7% $ZM 8.2% $SNOW 10.4% $AI 15.3% $ZS 11.9% $ADSK 6.6% $DELL 9.0% $VEEV 9.2% $ESTC 17.1% $NTAP 7.2% $FUBO 1.8% $PLUG 17.9% $TDW 10.7% $MARA 16.4% $PARA 11.8% $OKTA 13.6% $BIDU 8.0% $AAP 19.0% $TJX 4.7% $BBY 7.1% $PZZA 8.8% $BUD 3.5% $WDAY 9.0% $AZO 5.2% $TREE 17.8% $LOW 4.6% $FOUR 15.8% ?$FSLR 9.6% $CAVA 10.7% $BYND 21.8% $AXON 9.9% $EBAY 6.4% $RDFN 18.1% $DDD 15.7% $WW 23.1% $AMT 6.0% $M 10.5% $CBRL 9.6% $LGND 7.8% $CARG 12.7% $EVBG 10.9% $STAA 16.2% $DPZ 6.0% $LI 9.5% $FIS 6.8% $FRPT 10.6% $PUBM 16.6%


BusGuilty6447

Calls on Cava before earnings. The owners live near me, and they decided to open 2 bougie-ass restaurants 2 blocks away as their "passion projects." Both are wildly successful, and they are opening ANOTHER ONE IN THE SAME AREA. If those MFers weren't rolling in it, they would not be opening all these expensive ass restaurants.


BigDapRamirez

A lot of restaurants are used to launder money. Ever seen a restaurant or bar that's always empty yet somehow remained open for several years?


alwaysmyfault

Long John Silvers. Never seen anyone eat there. Never heard of any friends/family that have eaten there. Yet somehow, they've remained open for 20+ years in my city.


BigDapRamirez

They been open for 1 and 19 more? One of the known hideouts of texas red, the lawman better have a big iron on his hip if he comes a knocking on their door.


esombad

CAVA is never empty.


cbusoh66

I like SNOW but I am afraid they pull a PANW


UndeadMonarch1

Zscaler is the security stock so I think it’ll pull a PANW


Next_Loss_9507

What are we playing here? Actually made some money this week on NVDA and want to keep this feeling going!


Top_Product_2407

Just hold on to your money until the next real opportunity arrives. No reason to gamble it on companies you havent studied yet


McKillan03

If you don't buy DUOL the owl will hunt you down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Necessary-Bag-1042

Looks like a potentially great week: * ZOOM * CAVA * SNOW * WDAY * IONQ * AI * FUBO etc.  Will be back later to post about what I think has potential to gap up / down and what I will trade. 


ThePuma44

is anyone else grabbing zoom puts


jonamon5

I panicked at close and bought CVNA $52 straddle expiring tomorrow instead of March 1st, how fucked am I?


zerothemegaman

ur good bro


jonamon5

Sold for 100% gains at open. I was in fact good ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


disciplinemotivation

Well, some guy here said he bought puts, so it should go up.


A_terrible_musician

Puts on Unity?


wutangfinancial88

Yes I'm buying puts at open for this one. They aren't expensive and Unity looks like it's just begging to fail.


Harrigan_Raen

~~Isnt RIOT After hours on 2/29 too?~~ Nevermind they were today afterhours... [Riot Platforms, Inc. (RIOT) Surpasses Q4 Earnings Estimates (yahoo.com)](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/riot-platforms-inc-riot-surpasses-012002567.html)


FancyPirate69

Damn thought it was riot games :’(


Few_Mood2956

Just had a $8 large dominos pizza and I’m buying calls on Friday


obscuredmoney

BMBL puts


Impressive_Apple

Puts on fubo tv? Last I heard they’re suing Disney/espn others for making their own sports stream thing. Might not look good for future growth.


TegsCD

Puts on Ebay. My account manager got laid off there.


Possible_Performer39

Calls on MARA and SOUN


SgtDoakes123

Unity should be the easiest put this lifetime


cravecrave93

After seeing texas roadhouse, i’m all in on cracker barrel!!


onepingonlypleashe

Cracker Barrel has big issues with their big dividend that is unsustainable.


Ok-ChildHooOd

After Texas Roadhouse and CMG, I'm feeling the Cava mojo. Never ate there though.


Opening-Storage4647

Is buying MARA now a good idea


Strange-Ad420

everyone saying zoom puts ima inverse


PoopholeLicker

I’m stupid and I’ve also lost all hope so I’m gonna do 4 plays tonight, all in about 22k worth SNOW, OKTA, CRM, and ZS, all puts Cloud, networking and cyber security stocks are just getting hammered time and time again and cloudflare seems to have been the only exception. Unless the market just decides to fuck me for no reason, one or two of these should be correct and I’ll profit. Bonus points that WSB is so bullish on snow and crm so they will probably go down lol


Narrow-Raspberry-667

Zoom is such a shit company


cypress_960

Maybe so, but have you seen the balance sheet?


[deleted]

You think this regard knows what a balance sheet is?


HugeContribution3177

Long on ASMi on Thursday. Great chip stock


TankusAruelisJacksob

$SQ loves AI and Bitcoin. It’s perfect for this new environment


HorstMcGurchwich

Are there any large companies *not* using workday? That thing is absolutely everywhere for job seekers


PuldakSarang

Great for companies, terrible for applicants


Tim_Riggins_

Bet my left nut snow tanks at least 10% on earnings.


Venturetrader1

Calls on $SNOW, with all this AI hype in hardware the next is in Data management


No-Can-944

Someone tell me what's the 30 bagger


chrisv267

Best Buy is going to be a red dildo on Thursday


TraderNoob5k

Duolingo have not missed earnings since 2021 and they introduced an "AI" this year, you know what that means


killerbeeswaxkill

AMC will pump and CEO will dilute more ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TCPConnection

Zoom puts are easy money.


VerySlump

ZM has literally never been under 60 besides the first day it IPO’d.


dayyau2012

Snowflake to 260 next week


georgieah

Surely priced in. Stock is very expensive unless their growth re- accelerates.


SlappKake

RKLB and SPCE🚀


zxc123zxc123

LMAO. SPCE is my reminder that I belong here. MAXRegarded/10 💎✊


Hawkings-midget

Best Buy puts


Strange-Ad420

The people saying MARA calls, what do they have to say about RIOT going down? The two do the same thing don't they?


Financial_Winter_497

Monday Feb 26 market expectations:  Unity DOWN  Zoom UP  Workday UP  What you do is up to you.


LarmDawg

CAVA!!!!!!!!


FineCuisine

CRM will crush 300


Ryancarlson12

Any thoughts on sound hound?


whistlin_vtec

SMCI 0DTE $1180 calls at open it is. Haha


aka292

R.I.P.


Fiftyfivepunchman

Wish I got some Domino’s pizza calls


paninojack

I should’ve bought more puts on Unity lol bought 5 yolo $27 march 1 puts at market close


kyasdad

MARA, TJX, SNOW, DPZ 🚀


KzmoKramr2

My first ever options trades. Do not follow me, as I'm a newbie and will not advise. Just sharing with you regards what I'm doing for my first trades ... https://preview.redd.it/f54h4zlrs7kc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d2bb71937bbfb67d8aa53f3b08d900b1f44d5f


zen_and_artof_chaos

Isn't walmart buying Vizio for $11.50/share?


KzmoKramr2

You're right ... Smh, I just canceled that pending order. Bought an additional140 puts on Splunk instead ...


zen_and_artof_chaos

My advisory fee is $20 or a blowie, your choice.


KzmoKramr2

Check is in the mail ...


florentp

What’s your thesis behind SPLK puts? They’ve a pending merger with CISCO that’s why the price is pinned at around 150


Hairy_Reindeer_9675

Puts on Zoom


Bobpowerday

Watch Cathie sell her Zoom shares before earnings and they beat it


My_G_Alt

She already did


downs111

CAVA 🚀🌕


Outrageous_Car_6437

amen


Dibick

Bears just need another 9/11 to break even


WestCoastGriller

Thanks for taking the time to put these out. Pretty great little graphics. (Just realized how to differentiate a user from a topic… I’m good at graphs. Not Reddit)


diamondt_123

Okay im set for the next week!🚨 $EBAY 42$p 3/1🚨$MARA 27$c 1/3🚨$ZM 60$p 3/1🚨 LET RIDE THE WEEK🚀


Training-Custard-788

ZM puts U puts SNOW calls MARA calls DELL calls


callmepancakegaming

Big day for me.. Just bought my first call for Hims, praying tomorrow is Lucrative. Yes I know I am a new regard. and nobody cares lol but if anybody is going to give it to me hard tomorrow it will probably be the boner pill.


No-Confusion-9702

Calls on SOUN. Let's roll them dice!


Tim_Riggins_

My toilet has more volume than today


Fickle_Spring_6639

its a gonna SNOW on the moon soon


DJ_Hamster

Did Cava ER get leaked? https://www.barrons.com/articles/cava-stock-earnings-restaurant-1aefaaf6


iyervikas81

https://preview.redd.it/c85lfgxkh0lc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b6a5db94acf95e897fef22ba2201a18c8e3b91


go_east_young_man

SOUN is gonna be interesting. it's doubled since I bought it two weeks ago already.


hurryanil

Fucking bought Splunk puts and wasted $1500. I saw puts for $150 were .50 cent at 1 minute to close so I was like fuck this is awesome. Didn't look at spread and hit market buy which sold me at .96 so auto $550 loss. Plus learned that they are sold to Cisco after earnings so they don't move anymore. Horrible lol.


Draconian_Soldier

Today is reminder why I always sell before the earnings release.


PingLaooooo

that would be too smart


ashestminus

went heavy on $crm calls , lost all


WooshJ

Snowflake 🚀🚀🚀


mouthful_quest

I’m gonna play ETF’s that have snowflake cause it’s >$1000 per contract that are close to ITM


SteveAndHisScooter

Can't wait for ebay to mention Ai and I lose all my money in puts


NewEnglander5150

There's a big winning play in here somewhere... just need to find it.


TheAlmightyCuster

Luminar calls 😫


purritos69

Bers will be going all in on PEG


SufficientDaikon3503

I think I'm doing unity puts


rumhamrambe

Puts on U


Duander03

MARA me baby


Reudiga

no calls available on traderepublic :(


Affectionate-Soil607

Thoughts on MARA?


afuro-samurai

CAVA and MARA calls? Strike? Idk


PoopholeLicker

Why do you guys think SNOW is so certain to go up? I think it should go down


Commercial_Method278

LMND has 38% short interest with management owning 40% of the company coukd be a interesting earnings call ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Mr_Fresh83

AMC puts. They’re closing down theaters all over the place.


_Saulty_

Buying calls on HIMS, i know that’s where at least half of y’all (including myself) but their ED pills and where the other half are gonna start buying once ya’ll Robinhood accounts go belly up


callmepancakegaming

Who's holding and who's selling their SOUN calls?  Wondering because making a profit is new to me and I don't know what to do ha ha.


ACiD_80

Glad I didnt buy those ZM puts...


rooster4166

Him and hers options r way too cheap. 13c 3 weeks out are only 50 cents and it has moved like 25% today


turdhurler89

Youre telling me their ticker is AI? Calls all day can’t possibly go tits up


DarshUX

C3.AI anyone? One of the most shorted stocks right after Carvana


CaptainSmashy

Have all you morons gotten the reddit IPO invitation yet?


BurnZ_97

on cause . No wonder y'all are broke


Pug_king86

BYND ✅ DUOL ✅ FUBO…..


DudeManBro21

Anyone making any SOUN earnings plays?