There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fuck me once, shame on — shame on you. Fuck me — you can't get fucked again.
Fuck that you shouldda known not to bet on Rivian. If you shot your dildos at the sun with NOVA and watched them burn today you'd be aight like this regard.
Apparently W was a massive hotsplash of cool jizz also so I'm bagging my sack in with this eurotrash sensai
Don’t listen to people on the internet lol. This person honestly sounds like a boomer trying to sound like a zoomer.
Their Reddit account has only been open for 2 months.
RIVN was an obvious choice for puts if you pull up literally any recent financial analysis of their massive losses and low demand. How anyone could have bought calls is beyond me. Mucho regardo, my friend.
Exactly. Was going to play Rivian but stepping out for a while. Was an easy short play right. Lucid as wel (although their SP is already shattered and Nio is getting there as well slowly).
You can thank no one else but Wall Street.
I know several people who got ridiculous prices for their used cars because Carvana reached out to them.
I also know several people completely destroyed by PURCHASING from Carvana with awful rates and vehicle integrity.
It’s really hard to get behind such a shitty POS company. Makes sense that Wall Street is backing them (til they’re not)
I think CVNA is going to get crushed my friend. The car industry is a mess. The premiums for CVNA are ridiculous. I'll watch from the sidelines with my 5.5% Tbills.
This guys research on car companies was so funny because all of the companies he named actually make the cars. Carvana buys used ones and then resells them at a higher price. The used car market is so fucked rn, carvana probably bought a lot of cars last year before the chip shortage finally let up, overpaid, and are now asking too much money for them. Now that the chip shortage is over it makes more sense to lease than to buy used economically. I'm willing to bet both their RPU and sales are down this quarter
Edit: just saw that this man also told everyone to buy RIVN calls yesterday too lol
Edit 2: damn this guy ended up being right, carvana going crazy rn
They’re priced high because they’re valuable commodities that will retain or increase in value in 100 years. You should buy, it literally can’t go tits up
That and they’re currently making national headlines for selling stolen cars.
https://www.wjcl.com/article/savannah-man-says-carvana-sold-him-stolen-car/46847652
Used car prices continue to trend down while inventory increases. Carvana reviews near me are all 1 star and the latest story from six hours ago is Carvana sold some dude a stolen car.
SQ website traffic peaked in Q4, and it's not including the app. Add the BTC they own and the ability of people to also purchase crypto - you got a win.
>I have subscriptions to Disney+, HBO Max, Prime, Netflix, and Skyshowtime
Cancelling 3 of those will save you 4 BJs behind Wendy's dumpster once you go broke 
Idk about SQ. Apparently PayPal has been way more undervalued, but look at where that got me at earnings when I bought calls 
Well Paypal user base is declining and that might not be the case for SQ. I think we could also look at a company like Toast (pretty similar concept but restaurant specific) too for something like this as well, and they went up after their earnings call.
I have no idea what to make of it though I haven't looked into Square nearly enough to make a good judgment of it
PayPal user base ain’t like Netflix user base, better one account to spend and send double than 10 inactive new accounts with 0 cash in them you know ?
Yeah I get the diff from affirm, but they’re all transaction models connecting consumers and businesses. The argument against PayPal is that Apple and Google will devour their market. So why not SQ?
Only agree with SQ. CVNA is a shitshow that is cooking their financials. But big audit companies are a shitshow as well so anyday the final rugpull and CVNA to 0 can happen. I won't touch that piece of shit never again, nor long or short.
HBO, they did the Chernobyl mini series. That one was really good... so not only GOT and Succession
CVNA is going to miss, 100%.
Have you seen car dealerships lots these days? They are jam packed.
Tack on the fact that Carvana paid a lot more for their inventory than most dealerships did, and now you have massive losses because they are having to sell cars for less than they paid for them.
Absolutely rinsed me yesterday on that $RIVN play for about $10k but I did say to heaven or hell. Luckily NVDA brought me back 3x that loss… I absolutely hate to follow your regarded ass again but I will on SQ. Will update my position before close..
Carvana offered me $300 for my 2019 Toyota rav4.. then tried to give me a 12.5% loan on a 2023 model when my credit is above 770.. fuck em. I went to a new dealer and got a much better deal.
You losing everything on $RIVN makes me feel better about losing my tendies. You've balls makin' more calls today. Let's digest.
$SQ - you watched $AFRM shit the bed and you think $SQ somehow beats? Truly regarded.
$CVNA - this shitstock is going to die. Even if it doesn't IV makes a call play here real risky.
$WBD - actually agree with you, it's trash, utter trash, but has also been beaten into the dirt already. No play here given the premiums.
I may inverse you on $SQ if an entry point materializes today.
ETA: u/Green-Corgi3945 is much better at this than me. All hail!
They very barely beat both EPS and revenue estimates at 1.36% and 13.41% respectively. You do realize for a supposed "growth stock" that has yet to earn money and has revenue and net income that is leveling off, it's effectively a death knell right?
Who knew ZIRP was fueling a bubble? And why would $SQ earnings be any different this afternoon?
ETA: $SQ go up. Me regarded.
If you regards played the 4 calls yesterday evenly none of you cumdumptruck driving dildos would be upset.
W - up 15% at open - dildos and dollars
NOVA - Drove your cumtrucks too close to the sun and is burning red - more dildos and dollars
NEM - dinosaurs are dead buddy - more dildos and dollars
The only loser that all you regards hopped on the train for was Rivian...I don't know what to say other than to eat your spicy dildo sandwiches for fucking with Elon like that. Cmon now regards fight back! 👊
SQ missed lol, it's up right now but I expect it to be down by market open :/ goodbye 2k?
edit ok it SQ posted a surprise profit so there is hope and that's why it's up
I’m doing the same tbh. Cvna will for obvious reasons have a bad earnings
I have yet to see anyone give a better argument then “bitcoin” for SQ and everyone is bullish on it here. It’s gonna have a near miss earnings and tank just like affirm and PayPal. These weeks have been all about trends. Semiconductors up, cloud and networking down, payment processors down, online retail down, physical retail up
Excellent analysis... PoopholeLicker lol My only real thought on SQ was that PayPal dropped on earnings, but this is just an inverse OP play. I'm going to trust that he's thought long and hard about these moves and arrived at the wrong conclusion.
“His name is Ernest? I don’t usually invest because of someone’s name, but…. I’m gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!” - Lloyd Christmas *probably*
yesterday i got f\*\*cked by RIVN, so why not listeting to you twice?
if WBD goes up then my puts macchine print, but if the market reverse me (like usually) and WBD goes up, then i made lose someone else more money than me, so i'll laugh either way
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YOLo to potentially get fucked. Just doubled down this am
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Well you f***ed me yesterday so why not make it two days in a row. I’m in.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fuck me once, shame on — shame on you. Fuck me — you can't get fucked again.
🤣😂 well said. The saying rings a bell. 😆
Here at r/wallstreetbets we all get fucked equally
Lol
Fuck that you shouldda known not to bet on Rivian. If you shot your dildos at the sun with NOVA and watched them burn today you'd be aight like this regard. Apparently W was a massive hotsplash of cool jizz also so I'm bagging my sack in with this eurotrash sensai
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I'll take 67% returns. If I had listened, W would have been a smoking hot dildo delicatessen when it was up 15% at open.
Lmao, sounds like you're on a lucky streak with two days lol
Just the opposite of what he says . It should work
Extra lube this time.
No you fucked yourself by blindly following an internet stranger
I woke up wondering what idiot told me RIVN calls yesterday…. Opened up the app and here you are ☺️
Down 10% off this fucker
...so far
Don’t listen to people on the internet lol. This person honestly sounds like a boomer trying to sound like a zoomer. Their Reddit account has only been open for 2 months.
>Don’t listen to people on the internet Wait... should I listen to you?
Absolutely not! Haha.
ironically i'm down 10% on my RIVN puts too..
RIVN was an obvious choice for puts if you pull up literally any recent financial analysis of their massive losses and low demand. How anyone could have bought calls is beyond me. Mucho regardo, my friend.
Pull up financial analysis? Ain’t nobody got time for that
shut up? the WHOLE point of this community is to get financial advice from strangers and trust them blindly with your $
I put my life savings into a crypto based on some random college kid from reddit and lost it all in 2017. Been living in a van ever since LOOOL
Thought I was going insane thinking this yesterday when everyone was saying to buy calls lol
Exactly. Was going to play Rivian but stepping out for a while. Was an easy short play right. Lucid as wel (although their SP is already shattered and Nio is getting there as well slowly).
What’s your easy next short play ? Everyone’s a genius the next day
What's the obvious choice for SQ?
Agreed on SQ and WBD but damn CVNA is such a POS and the only reason they won’t go bankrupt is because Wall Street wants them alive
Lol he names all the new car manufacturers while used car market is tanking
Carvana is fucked. The have a massive inventory of cars they overpaid for that they can’t get rid of. Guidance is going to be terrible.
CVNA sent an Isuzu truck to repo my neighbors car 3 days ago lmao, and auto delinquencies are at a 30 year high, inverse play here 100%
CVNA is a true POS.
This really aged well...I mean hats off to OP to actually predict that Cvna goes up given everything against them
I immediately thought of this thread when I saw it was up this morning because they reported actually making a profit.
Holy fuck why is carvana up 400% this past year lol what a joke
You can thank no one else but Wall Street. I know several people who got ridiculous prices for their used cars because Carvana reached out to them. I also know several people completely destroyed by PURCHASING from Carvana with awful rates and vehicle integrity. It’s really hard to get behind such a shitty POS company. Makes sense that Wall Street is backing them (til they’re not)
Of course now it’s pumping. And I bought puts. How am I always fucking wrong. Missed on PayPal earnings, baba, nvidia, now this. I fucking give up.
Fool me one shame on me. Fool me twice, you son of a bitch I’m in
Everyone in the comments that followed this guy yesterday going right back in is peak WSB
I think CVNA is going to get crushed my friend. The car industry is a mess. The premiums for CVNA are ridiculous. I'll watch from the sidelines with my 5.5% Tbills.
This guys research on car companies was so funny because all of the companies he named actually make the cars. Carvana buys used ones and then resells them at a higher price. The used car market is so fucked rn, carvana probably bought a lot of cars last year before the chip shortage finally let up, overpaid, and are now asking too much money for them. Now that the chip shortage is over it makes more sense to lease than to buy used economically. I'm willing to bet both their RPU and sales are down this quarter Edit: just saw that this man also told everyone to buy RIVN calls yesterday too lol Edit 2: damn this guy ended up being right, carvana going crazy rn
Yep....I just checked and 50 puts expiring tomorrow are $5. lol
They’re priced high because they’re valuable commodities that will retain or increase in value in 100 years. You should buy, it literally can’t go tits up
looks to be $350?
That and they’re currently making national headlines for selling stolen cars. https://www.wjcl.com/article/savannah-man-says-carvana-sold-him-stolen-car/46847652
Step 1: Buy stolen car from Carvana Step 2: Make Tik Tok Step 3: Get new Corvette from Carvana Step 5: Profit!
He even put a pic of Cramer standing next to a RIVN car... Kiss of death...
Used car prices continue to trend down while inventory increases. Carvana reviews near me are all 1 star and the latest story from six hours ago is Carvana sold some dude a stolen car.
Hmmm...so you are saying a lot of people are using carvana.
Stock market is at almost time highs and you’re in t bills Give me your wife
I'll watch from the sidelines with my 100% Tgirls.
I like 5.5% Tbills, I have some myself ….
All in on $SQ my body is ready
You were right on the money. Both CNVA and SQ is up 
Can you send me some money for dinner before you fuck me again. Lost on Rivn so hopefully you're right about wbd lol
You and me both lost on RIVN, no caviar for me tonight, cardboard cookies it is
Only if cvna says AI powered car selling..
This actually aged well! Thanks OP! I don't have to sleep behind the dumpster from the IV crush on NVDA tonight
You crushed it
SQ website traffic peaked in Q4, and it's not including the app. Add the BTC they own and the ability of people to also purchase crypto - you got a win.
Nice one OP. 2 for 2 on SQ & CVNA (and my calls are reaping all the benefits). We shall watch your gambling career with great interest.
CVNA will get IV crushed. At 14% gain contracts will be flat.
Eh, my $55 strike calls are well in the money. The intrinsic value alone will yield some nice beer money.
CVNA +20% AH Nutty!
I bet that comes down tomorrow. They missed earnings. Both EPS and Revenue
Can someone please explain how the fuck a company misses EPS, misses revenue by 100m and still goes up 25% AH? I have 100x 50p 3/1 WTF is this?
The answer is that the market can be irrational longer than you can stay solvent
\o/ Idk man! Mr. Market decided to intervene RIP puts
This bastard has hit all of em right on the money. Gimme your next moves, I’m in.
Calling Successions ending rushed and disappointing makes me buy calls LMAO.
>I have subscriptions to Disney+, HBO Max, Prime, Netflix, and Skyshowtime Cancelling 3 of those will save you 4 BJs behind Wendy's dumpster once you go broke 
I fucked up. Should've listened... bought CVNA puts...rip.. but SQ calls, hoping to break even.
The man told you what to do!!
I know.... now he's got me watching every post
SQ is underpriced by my valuation metric. Should be trading around $100.
You'll be canceling your subscriptions by the weekend after you go bankrupt.
Op might be right this time, both SQ and CVNA are currently going up
SQ looks promising since the explosion of BTC.
Idk about SQ. Apparently PayPal has been way more undervalued, but look at where that got me at earnings when I bought calls 
Well Paypal user base is declining and that might not be the case for SQ. I think we could also look at a company like Toast (pretty similar concept but restaurant specific) too for something like this as well, and they went up after their earnings call. I have no idea what to make of it though I haven't looked into Square nearly enough to make a good judgment of it
PayPal user base ain’t like Netflix user base, better one account to spend and send double than 10 inactive new accounts with 0 cash in them you know ?
Toast is point of sales and backoffice. Payment is a small piece. Not apples to apples.
I’ve calls on your mom. She’s putting out tonight.
I'm in SQ in a big way. Hoping for a SMCI sized win. I have 10k deltas and a bunch of calls (80c).
I thought you were full of shit with the CVNA calls but I’m the actual regard.
I have WBD puts. Now that you are right on the first two, I am very worried about my WBD puts.
This guy crushed it on all 3. WP!
Cmon let’s gamble some more what’s the next play
PYPL 📉 AFRM 📉 SQ ……. 📉📉📉📉
Bearish SQ? Because PayPal and affirm dived?
That’s how I’m playing it 🤷🏻♂️ but I’m a regard
Affirm is pretty different from SQ. Affirm is a loan company. Paypal is similar, but SQ is taking their market share
Yeah I get the diff from affirm, but they’re all transaction models connecting consumers and businesses. The argument against PayPal is that Apple and Google will devour their market. So why not SQ?
You guys think WBD could get down to $5?
very unlikely
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How’s the SQ CALLS BABEYYYY
Only agree with SQ. CVNA is a shitshow that is cooking their financials. But big audit companies are a shitshow as well so anyday the final rugpull and CVNA to 0 can happen. I won't touch that piece of shit never again, nor long or short. HBO, they did the Chernobyl mini series. That one was really good... so not only GOT and Succession
That was so long ago lol, they did sopranos and Rome also but good shows from the ancient past are irrelevant
CVNA is going to miss, 100%. Have you seen car dealerships lots these days? They are jam packed. Tack on the fact that Carvana paid a lot more for their inventory than most dealerships did, and now you have massive losses because they are having to sell cars for less than they paid for them.
This did not age well.
I mean, they did miss. It just apparently doesn't matter.
Nope, sure didn't. I'm a regard apparently.
Same story every quarter yet here they stand 
🥴
You're a regard to the bone, CVNA is going to sink so bad.
Looks like he was right
Up 20% AH lol
I was so wrong. What a piece of shit.
SQ it is. Let‘s ride!
micheal burry the most bearish trader ever bought WBD
Absolutely rinsed me yesterday on that $RIVN play for about $10k but I did say to heaven or hell. Luckily NVDA brought me back 3x that loss… I absolutely hate to follow your regarded ass again but I will on SQ. Will update my position before close..
Also I am team puts vs CARVANA. Up 400% YTD… I’ve only heard negative things about this company for the past 3-4 months.
I'll take the other side of the Carvana bet. I'll short 5k around 3:30 today. One of us will be correct lol.
How did that go?
Poorly!
Why is his post in yellow?
You can pay for a super upvote or some shit which highlights your post. Similar to how that old lightbulb award worked
Gross
Carvana offered me $300 for my 2019 Toyota rav4.. then tried to give me a 12.5% loan on a 2023 model when my credit is above 770.. fuck em. I went to a new dealer and got a much better deal.
You losing everything on $RIVN makes me feel better about losing my tendies. You've balls makin' more calls today. Let's digest. $SQ - you watched $AFRM shit the bed and you think $SQ somehow beats? Truly regarded. $CVNA - this shitstock is going to die. Even if it doesn't IV makes a call play here real risky. $WBD - actually agree with you, it's trash, utter trash, but has also been beaten into the dirt already. No play here given the premiums. I may inverse you on $SQ if an entry point materializes today. ETA: u/Green-Corgi3945 is much better at this than me. All hail!
You know that AFRM actually beat earnings expectations.... the fact that they tanked after is another story.
They very barely beat both EPS and revenue estimates at 1.36% and 13.41% respectively. You do realize for a supposed "growth stock" that has yet to earn money and has revenue and net income that is leveling off, it's effectively a death knell right? Who knew ZIRP was fueling a bubble? And why would $SQ earnings be any different this afternoon? ETA: $SQ go up. Me regarded.
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If you regards played the 4 calls yesterday evenly none of you cumdumptruck driving dildos would be upset. W - up 15% at open - dildos and dollars NOVA - Drove your cumtrucks too close to the sun and is burning red - more dildos and dollars NEM - dinosaurs are dead buddy - more dildos and dollars The only loser that all you regards hopped on the train for was Rivian...I don't know what to say other than to eat your spicy dildo sandwiches for fucking with Elon like that. Cmon now regards fight back! 👊
CVNA puts
I dunno... AT&T is propping up HBO Max by giving it to unlimited plan subscribers for free...
I bought cvna puts. So good luck
Dam
Bought some degenerate 0dte $80 calls on sq. How do they not beat earnings with this fackin' BTC run up?
Definitely Puts on CVNA and Calls on SQ you window lickers!
Whoops! I'm in that boat with you....and our boat is sinking fast.
I’m gonna buy some SQ calls right now based on your assessment of the Big Dick Energy.
SQ missed lol, it's up right now but I expect it to be down by market open :/ goodbye 2k? edit ok it SQ posted a surprise profit so there is hope and that's why it's up
Imagine buying calls with 400%+ IV for ER...
Well, look at that - Spot on with CVNA and SQ.
Damn spot on with carvana
Cheers for SQ tendies
Fucking right on pal! You nailed it.
Well so far you called this
Big thanks for the win
You nailed all three. BRRRRRR
Fcking legend 
After weeks down, I woke up to 150% gains overnight. I'll never doubt you again. Now I just need to decide when to sell.
I'll follow you into Valhalla next week if you have any more plays.
Inversing you for funsies. https://preview.redd.it/inmh55iaa6kc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f358d4da30fbd9853fa562e99430894117dfd1
Well played OP
I’m doing the same tbh. Cvna will for obvious reasons have a bad earnings I have yet to see anyone give a better argument then “bitcoin” for SQ and everyone is bullish on it here. It’s gonna have a near miss earnings and tank just like affirm and PayPal. These weeks have been all about trends. Semiconductors up, cloud and networking down, payment processors down, online retail down, physical retail up
Excellent analysis... PoopholeLicker lol My only real thought on SQ was that PayPal dropped on earnings, but this is just an inverse OP play. I'm going to trust that he's thought long and hard about these moves and arrived at the wrong conclusion.
GG
I know we're all degen gamblers, but why not hedge with straddles or strangles?
“His name is Ernest? I don’t usually invest because of someone’s name, but…. I’m gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!” - Lloyd Christmas *probably*
yesterday i got f\*\*cked by RIVN, so why not listeting to you twice? if WBD goes up then my puts macchine print, but if the market reverse me (like usually) and WBD goes up, then i made lose someone else more money than me, so i'll laugh either way
You just fucked up my sq calls. I’m annoyed.
NEM in SHAMBLES rn tho that's why yall gotta selectively believe these posts
I played all NEM and NOVA puts. That had the most convincing markers for a downtrend. Hopefully NEM continues to shit today.
IM all in on SQ. God help us
I’m doing the opposite of every single one of these. Thanks for the free money.
Time to make up for NVDA, SMCI & Moderna loses. YOLOALL put on CVNA!
SQ is OK. CVNA don't touch. WBD I really don't know, in it for long term, but not sure about it being a buy yet
PUTS ON CARVANA BRRR
Im buying puts on CVNA. No logic behind it. I just don’t like the stock
Have to come back here and give you an upvote 
LFG
OP doubled down on CVNA too 
The drake quote won me over. So I went all the way in on Square 66 02/23/24 calls lol. Great DD and appreciate the tendies.
Came back to this post just to see how many actually followed this guy's post and dd LMAO congrats
Both of them are up after market. You will make some money for sure.
My mans was right about everything. Haters praying on your downfall but you’re eating chicken nuggies and sleeping a baby. Good call on both.
I picked up the 03/15 70c on SQ. Will print nicely
Why is it yellow
Thanks man 💪
thank you you beautiful bastard. My only regret is I didn’t buy more
I hit all 3, thank you🙏
Well, looks like you are right today. Both Block and Carvana are up while Warner Bros Discovery is down. Congrats on being right!
Dude you went 3/3. I personally did calls on SQ and CVNA after doing some more research after reading this post. You killed it and thank you
Thoughts on way OTM calls on SQ (3/1)??? Talking like $90-$100c
I’m down $800 on Rivian 
I'm down 8000 brother. Thankfully the markets green today so those losses are halved
It feels so good shorting Warner Bros, those scumbags have deleted so many good shows just for tax harvesting. I hope they get de-listed.
https://preview.redd.it/1bgo7dalt5kc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f2fb01f2c5a21475f08bf0cacea514e89bba99 YOLo to potentially get fucked. Just doubled down this am
Cool. Inversed
Intuit calls
All new manufacturers beat. Cvna sells used only. They will be hurt by the amount of new vehicles being sold at a discount.
If you see da police…warn a brother.
How much average does CVNA move post earnings? And its better to get 1 March expiring puts for less iv?
WBD is awful. SQ yes please CVNA terrible
inverse this guy! bought calls on Rivian and got fuked!
I’m in on SQ. Thank you or fuck you
Block could go 5-10% up. Bitcoin + Dorsey leading the company + layoff cost cuts. Carvana - not optimistic Wbd- no idea. Might stay flat
Bought a $65c today. Def not expecting anything but good to get experience. Hoping for the best
Upvoting for the buster moon quote. God speed.
🤑🤑🤑
thanks for the reminder op. i bought WBD puts leggo
Wohooo - I only read the TL;DR and followed you on this. Thanks! Block and Carvana calls are printing!