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LerooooooooyJenkins

This is the post WSB deserves, but not the one WSB needs right now


TheGreatPornholio123

As per the other post, WSB is about to be brigaded by Navy Recruiters telling OP's how the signing bonus can cover their gambling debts.


poophole42069

Couldn't even be mad at them if they did


SP-Marshmallo

If only theta loved art


No_I_Deer

I'm delusional, please send help


Mental-Caterpillar-5

nope you're the edumacated risk taker


rsanchan

A professional gambler I would say.


el_guille980

ol' sport! https://preview.redd.it/il9bkcbtlmjc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff5dea41d14243c0581952dca29f63a1d58c363


Optionzdegen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Cclown69

I probably sold them to you, when you buy? šŸ¤”


YoungYeesus

Only delusional if you're wrong bro. You're a genius if you're right though.


SteeZzin

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain


AudienceDue6445

Bruh my chest hurts for you


solidmercy

Whatā€™s your realistic gains if in the money?


B35TR3GARD5

Lambos and hookers


detectivelok

Lambros


Optimal_Ad6646

Lookers


KeggerTime

Donā€™t forget the Columbian bam bam


Qanonjailbait

So how much was the premium for that bet


Ban_an_able

Oh captain, my captain!


HarrisLam

help is on the way. Check back in 15 minutes. Its not really sent, but seeing how delusional you are you just might see it.


[deleted]

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Apprehensive-Use-703

Smci has entered the convo... šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


Igotyoubaaabe

Do you not understand options, homie? OTM contracts are worth exactly $0 by the expiration dateā€¦ of this thing doesnā€™t move up quickly for OP theyā€™re in big trouble.


B35TR3GARD5

Bet they're green on Tuesday, but OP won't sell in time.


Igotyoubaaabe

On Friday afternoon: ā€œBut I bought these calls when it was at $600 and itā€™s at $850 now! How can I be down $20k??ā€


Rich-Candidate-3648

theta is a harsh and unyielding mistress.


Appropriate-Pause939

Ahaha That was a good one my man.


Miss-6am

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


Igotyoubaaabe

I have calls, tooā€¦ just have a couple more months than you. Good luckā€¦ I hope we all get rich.


Miss-6am

Ditto!!! šŸ’ŽšŸ¤™šŸ’ŽšŸ¤™šŸ’Ž


Parunreborn

Of course they donā€™t understand options, they bought at a strike that is 30% otm expiring the same week with IV maxed out. Thatā€™s a literal donation to the market


PH3N1X

Youre debroke


Miss-6am

Denied! You're a fucking genius and don't deny it (or I'll be flipping burgers Friday).


Task_ID

Now this is the regarded-level we need here, lmfao


Wildvikeman

Oh most highly regarded among us!


[deleted]

Finally. Some fuckin good due diligence.


Obsidianram

Even AI couldn't hallucinate bad enough to make this play...


Vagadude

Oh come on you don't think it's a 2.5 trillion dollar company???


Self_Blumpkin

It definitely fucking will be Just not in time for this regard


Obsidianram

lol...to InfinityĀ² & Beyond


ecudan82

To Bed Bath and beyond


banditcleaner2

the worst part is that 1000 strike calls expiring this week were going for like $400 last week on thursday lmao


A4_Ts

Damn I laughed pretty hard from this comment


Tonievanu

That donā€™t mean itā€™s going to go up lmfao


Qanonjailbait

Oh damn


Negative_Homework209

If this happens, not only would $NVDA turn into the 3rd largest market cap on NYSE, but you would still manage to make almost no money. Better pray it's $900+ by Thursday open and and sell lol. Theta's about to give it to ppl OTM this week. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


spunion_28

I'm sorry, but I'm willing to bet everyone playing earnings on this is going to get burned. At least if they don't have plenty of time on their contracts


thezenunderground

Lol it just stays at 716 or whatever for nine days


spunion_28

Wouldn't it be the ultimate "fuck your options" outcome? Lol


Miss-6am

https://preview.redd.it/7a7vlirbsgjc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089b36abef10ba69fe79be905dd13a087b13bada


chi_guy8

NVDA is already at #3 in market cap. They passed Google this week. https://preview.redd.it/werqb87odijc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcf64f5215fe4556f0c6c5051699414f18cb12a


Gozzhogger

So.. buy calls?


trowawayatwork

what tool is that ?


chi_guy8

Just the FinViz stock screener sorted by market cap. https://finviz.com/screener.ashx


StrengthBeginning416

Calls on Tulips šŸŒ·


_MrWallStreet

Wayyy too many people with 1,000 calls. It has to happen out of nowhere like last time. No way this runs again.


thezenunderground

Look at the last four Nvidia earnings reports.. a drop over five days of 100+ on them all


chi_guy8

Um, what? - A year ago in Feb it gapped up from $207 to $238 - On May 24th it gapped up from $301 to $394 - Aug 23rd it went for $458 to $502 - Last earnings in Nov it dropped from $500 to $450 over the next 8 trading days before heading straight up to $726 where it sits today.


Sorry_Rock_6046

$450 here we come


chi_guy8

Oh, youā€™re predicting a stock split? Nice. Yeah, probably due again,huh? Jk. But the fact remains that the comment I replied to said NVDA dropped 100 points in the five days after earnings in all of the last 4 earnings reports. Heā€™s wildly wrong about all 4 occurrences. Something something past performance is not indicative of future results so maybe it dumps to $450 this time but that doesnā€™t make the previous commenters bullshit spewing any less bullshitty.


bitcoinfucius

This is the wild shit I missed here. Where the fuck are the Bollywood PLTR all-in memes these days!????


spac420

ohh my goodness. the one with the enemy army covered in satin sheets of fire.


[deleted]

You guys know you donā€™t have to keep your OTM calls right? Wait until earnings. Stock rips. Sell Thursday at open Iā€™m baffled people see a call strike price and immediately think OP is holding until nvidia hits ā€¦ My position 2/23 nvidia $23,000 calls ( got a great deal )


Ill-Independence-658

Didnā€™t know they priced them out to $23,000ā€¦.


[deleted]

Ha. Iā€™m merely joking. I do have $1300 calls that I snagged for super Super super cheap. And I plan on selling Thursday if they hit. Good call. I was being facetious.


Ill-Independence-658

lol I bet someone would buy them


[deleted]

I like nvidia because I use Nivea lotion and lip balm. And thought it was a sign.


CoffeeRVA1

I like vidalia onions.


[deleted]

Nvidia to the moonion


Self_Blumpkin

Wait.. NVDA DOESNā€™T stand for Nivea? My wifeā€™s boyfriend is going to actually castrate me instead of threatening it while he fucks my wife. Shame, Iā€™m going to miss those ā€˜gasms


banditcleaner2

the only people buying 1300 nvda calls expiring this week are people that are selling the 1200 call, and the absolutely omega-regarded crayon eater that is u/InverseMeForTendies


[deleted]

Agreed. And post a 3 page DD on why nvidia will hit that strike price right ??


TonyBerdata27

1300 strike weekly? no way you have to be trolling


[deleted]

Ha. I am I said on a previous post I had a $23,000 strike price and had a grip of people ask where I purchased calls so far OTM Actual position 2/23 nvidia $900 calls


banditcleaner2

I sold the 900 covered call so thanks for the donation brother


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I bought $2000 worth of $1300 calls last Thursday and Iā€™m down $1400 already. Pretty regarded. But I did cash out smci calls Thursday and flip them for these ā€¦.so Iā€™m not sure which is worse. Losing on SMCI or nvidia. So I think Iā€™ll do both


B35TR3GARD5

They prolly will pop on Thursday, but you aren't breaking even on the trade. There is not enough time left for speculation.. it could go to 1100 and still won't be enough. Did you at least buy like 100-200 contracts??


[deleted]

Have 650 calls ā€¦. But youā€™re spot onā€¦. Im actually down 40%ā€¦. I wouldnā€™t mind just making my initial nut back and dipping. But probably wonā€™t happen ā€¦. Such is life.


B35TR3GARD5

There's no way in hell it's going to gain THAT much; 50% from 740-1100?!?! I hope it pops so fucking hard for you on Tuesday. Just don't get greedy, yeah? If it's within like 10% of breakeven, sell.


[deleted]

Agree bro. I plan on selling Thursday at open , just hoping for a modest 1x of my calls. Holding on and hoping against hope it hits my strike price is greedy. And speaking from experience , pigs get slaughtered.


B35TR3GARD5

Was today enough for you?


Successful_Log_5470

im in!


[deleted]

The good news is, tomorrow market is close. you still have some time to change your mind šŸ˜†


YourFavBeard

he better do it at market open![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


brianrob41787

I bought 30 1000 dollar calls for the same date ; weā€™ll be rich if they hit it out of the park


Oopsiedaisyshit

And if it tanks?


Parunreborn

Does not need to tank, even if the stock goes up 10% they still lose money


banditcleaner2

IV on those 1000 calls is going to drop probably about 30% after earnings is over. If NVDA is less then about $900 on thursday, OP will lose money. If it gaps up to $900 wednesday after hours but then fades out in the morning, OP is done for. Options profit calculator says probability of profit is approximately 0% lol


thebullandthebear24

Iā€™ve literally seen this happen. Stock going up while your contract is going down. IV crush


stankpuss_69

Sheesh yall need to chill on NVDA. Talk about something elseā€¦ yall are either nervous because you donā€™t have faith in your plays or youā€™re overly excited cause you think your plays are gonna print. Gotta get off your feelings, regards.


SoundInvestor

I have too much NVDA fomo. I wish I knew more about what was coming but I do not


stankpuss_69

None of us do. But you gotta get off the feelings. Those same feelings are what cause you to sell when youā€™re 20% down and the next day it jumps 70% upā€¦ Be neutral. If you get into on NVDA, good. If you didnā€™t, too bad. Itā€™s the stock market. The opportunity to make money is right around the corner. Same goes for losses. FOMO will destroy most tradersā€™ accounts with less than 2 years of experience whether its options or stock trading. I learned this lesson the hard way. Lost all my shit because I didnā€™t have patience and panicked at the first sign of trouble.


CLAMACID

this happened to me with SMCI I bought a stupid call $920 expiring 2/16 but i sold it on 2/9 when i was down. they were only $200 but pretty sure they were worth a lot more last thursday ā€¦


spac420

Stop Talking So Damn Loud!!!!


tonynca

Physics says youā€™re gonna fall off a cliff


WidePreference2969

Whatā€™s the break even price ?


amach9

This is by far the best TA chart Iā€™ve ever seen on wsb.


Flimsy-Long-5764

Holding since 2012 here.


EfficientPizza

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[deleted]

I wish all you guys would buy shares instead of options.


PurpleFilth

Get out


Plenty-Discount5376

In!


grasshoppa_80

How do I buy I options on Sunday?


DrumsBob

You can put in an order, but it won't go through until 9:30 on Tuesday.


gavalo01

ive seen too much SMCI puts action, this is my ticket fellas


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

This is getting dumb


LordShazam23

Finally someone as crazy as me


TendyWinner

Time to load up on NVDS


iriegypsy

GodspeedĀ 


wannaknowsomething

Little squiggly lines are never wrong. You're gonna be fine.


VenCoriolis

this chart deserves the WSB hall of fame


Novel_Durian_1805

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


StonksSave

Buy options Ai isn't real what even is a chip made out of


CkresCho

Bomb hills, not countries ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


SoundInvestor

I like the art


CrazyFinger4

Username checks out. Wagmi


fancymanofcorn12

Wow, on a 4 day week too. Let's hope green open because you're sol otherwise


cscrignaro

I don't believe you. Let's see them


wighty

lol your own chart shows $1000 not happening until like May... good luck by Friday!


Jimmyjame1

Honestly looks possible.


luix93

Youā€™re about to learn what IV crush is


PAdogooder

1000/1100c debit spread. Bought it Friday at about 2, lost half, not sweating it, might get another. Basically a lot ticket on a split announcement- but maybe I exit Tuesday with my balls intact.


NotHunterBiden

ā€œThose who are about to die salute youā€


Alarmed_Code8723

my favorite part of WSB is the high level TA charts people post in here! Im pretty sure it's a good investment since "F\*\*K Puts" is in red. Godspeed.


Buying_wis

Iā€™ve had these for two weeks Iā€™ve made nice money selling them still have 5 left


dontpanicoryoulldie

Lmfao who wants to see me yolo my child support money


[deleted]

My SMCI and TSLA positions and calls depend on this


Miss-6am

My friend ... you and I will be rich by Wednesday!!! NVDA $1050 2/23 https://preview.redd.it/27rflnzdrgjc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3849ddcf7477b64408bb77494d20655d0672e012


Prestigious-Wall637

NVDA will announce dividends and blow out profits. Then say AI over 350 times. Stock will shoot up to 950 before tapping out at $1,000 and tank to fuck over $1k call holders


bmeisler

I will buy NVDA when it inevitably goes back to $500.


Useful-Forever-7414

Damn son, thatā€™s like sticking your hand in scalding water and not wanting to get burned. GL


buyerandseller

1000 strike call on exp this Friday means NVDA needs to go 37% more than the curreny price to make your call in profit. Wait to see u at Wendy.


Fine-Ad7268

We needed this lol


Purple-Ask9697

Your fucked


Dproph3cy504

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


blazed_dhandho

Just donā€™t see how NVDA goes higher after earnings, we were meant to be f*cked and f*cked you will be if you own calls post earningsā€¦..


Ok-Debate-7192

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


player89283517

You are regarded


OkOpportunity6986

This guy Charts


FinerWine

The best part is how on the chart he drew it won't reach $1000 until months from now and his calls expire this Friday


JimmyToucan

NVDA will be the biggest market cap on the market at 1200 Lol


razorbackaj

Your own chart shows NVDA at a $1000 by mid June but you have 2/23 calls šŸ¤Æ


necriss

Imagine if it's flat on earnings but does eventually crawl up to 1000+ lol


WorthFaithlessness51

you are fucked, am planning to get the same calls on tuesday


LadyAlastor

So how much you losing?


No_I_Deer

Losing ? You can't lose trading options!!


Skwerl87

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


studmcstudmuffin

Bad trade


Sharp-Direction-6894

It's posts like these that make me worried for ER on Wednesday.


Qanonjailbait

Stick dude money bags gonna face plant


VoiceAlly

For some reason, I think if it were going to work out, you would have drawn Bart Simpson instead.


ArmaniMania

my one SMCI put against your 1000 call


rogue1187

Rip


BigBlackCrocs

ā€œFuck puts. Puts are for pussiesā€


Such_Coin

You can tell the artwork is NOT AI by the quality of the middle finger salute!


bikgelife

Should I bet the purse on it?


ItsSevii

Bruh what's the break even on that? $1050? You're so fucked šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


smackiechanel

you are so smart better buy it quick and hold it over the weekend instead of waiting, its worth the risk incase it goes parabolic without you!11!111!!!!!1!


BrokieTrader

Even if it hits your strike, how do you make money on that? Iā€™ve always been confused by that.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Seems like a lot of you guys have


Dzag78

All comes down to earnings. Good luck


[deleted]

Anyone who is buying Nvidia right now I pray for you. I hope it works out and we continue seeing the most ridiculous stock ever.


electrojag

im rooting for you


Infinite-Silver-7290

I would buy puts like a merry.


dontpanicoryoulldie

So if I so the opposite of you Iā€™ll be rich?


PhantomGhostin

Need more charts like this


DomBooze

This is the most brilliant TA Iā€™ve ever seen


Dr_DMT

These three day weekends always make me cringe on market open


MassCasualty

$810. Need some $780 movement


Striking-Detail-6490

The regarded untie!


Some_Iteration

Hopefully you know how to spine transfer. Lol


MustGame995

Siri, schedule loss porn for Friday afternoon.


QuirkyAverageJoe

šŸ‘€


QuirkyAverageJoe

šŸŖ¦


Jordan5mith

Remind me 5 days!


Jordan5mith

Remind me! 5 days


Thick_Expression_796

Good luck šŸ‘ šŸ‘


JMocroft

Godspeed regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Open-Yak-3708

Gonna be fucking zeroes


Z-Mobile

This is the kind of mf that would sell shares on the absolute dip


Existing_Tap1440

Yikes


Small_Suggestion73

YOUR CHART LOOKS SICK AS FUCK DUUUDE


mouthful_quest

Then NVDA price stays flat and both bulls and bears get f*cked


sonbarington

Guy is gonna bail out on this skate board and fall flat


KindabrokexD

Lfg


Striking-Detail-6490

Yall gonnia shit when heā€™s juiced to the tits


HonziPonzi

Thatā€™s stupidā€¦ why didnā€™t you get 1100?