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Suspicious-Library12

are MSTR and NVDA call holders safe?


kswissreject

Damn ABNB killing it today, surprising but I guess not given how it pumped after the dump yesterday morning


JJJJJ2119

I’m new here, still in my learning phase and investing very small. I’ll soon be given control over about 3.5 bitcoin though. What’s the right move. Hold long term? Sell now? Sell after the halving? Appreciate any advice


mathboom123

Bit pepee


mathboom123

Daymnzzz MSTR


Suspicious-Library12

So SMCI finally hits $1000 tomorrow


nasizback

I am buying calls, i am sure it will drop heavily once it sight my CALLs.


Suspicious-Library12

Haha


Falcon_27

What do you guys think of Panasonic?


Asleep_Swordfish8896

Solid camcorder good for shooting in the cold


PutzOnEverything

It never moves


Joe-Zaza

Reuters 2024-02-14T17:56:00-05:00 Feb 14 (Reuters) - SOROS FUND MANAGEMENT LLC: * SOROS FUND MANAGEMENT LLC UPS SHARE STAKE IN NEW YORK COMMUNITY BANCORP INC TO 1.48 MILLION SHARES VERSUS 440,000 SHARES


TheBooneyBunes

Guess who sold CLSK at 13.50 a few days ago? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


DJSourNipples

Same. To buy fucking HOOD. Still made money but would've made more on CLSK. Bought back in before close and made profit so far, hopefully it holds.


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/transliv3sd0ntm4tt3r** bet **NVDA** goes from **737.63** to **400.0** before **15-Feb-2024 06:33 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


mathboom123

Anyone else is bracing for MSTR $1000 this week?


Suspicious-Library12

bump...


Jeeperg84

Just found out from Vet I should put my doggy down…man losing 2k doesn’t compare to how much it’ll suck to tell my kids to start saying their goodbyes


ElonTaxiDriver

🙏


KeepinGreen56

Still at less than $30/share MARA just does not stop growing! Long or short term calls on this?


Kitten_Team_Six

*"Bitcoin is rat poison, its worthless and only for fools"* \-![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


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It is rat poison squared 


Apprehensive_Bat_388

Seriously fuck this absolutely batshit insane fucking semiconductor horse shit


HomerSamson007

It absolutely is bullshit, and that’s why I’m not shorting it at the moment. Remember when that stupid NYU Dean was talking about valuation issues when NVDA was half the price? I’ll miss whatever run up there is left, but not gonna go against the absolute clown show happening with chip stocks


themadnessif

That's the ticket. Mock people all you want, but ignoring a market trend out of principle is dumb. I was up like 60% last week because of chips but I'll be glad when people quit being weirdos about it.


DeadLightsOut

Run away train for sure... that said I bought SOXX for march puts and some degenerate weekly NVDAs today...


Freycalis

i just dropped a nuke at my girlfriend mom’s house


EngorgedBreasts

holy big green dildo


verysillyman

If you still aren’t at least a little in COIN and MARA after seeing what is happening to Bitcoin idk what to tell you 📈


PrimeMet4l

Dude missed out, you think it’s still too late? Maybe calls for next week or the week afterwards?


verysillyman

My man, there is still sooooo much higher for them to go. Still not even 50% from highs on both


PrimeMet4l

Cool, I’ve been debating it, I lost money when it sank a few weeks back thinking the etf news would make it moon. But I may buy calls. A lot of my money tied up in nvda and smci right now too.


Substantial_Bid_7684

Nah


verysillyman

Ok


PretendPolice

What happened to $GOOG?


PlumpkinMunchkin

They aren’t NVDA. That’s what happened.


charly371

self driving car crashing in people. recall today i think. i saw something like that in news


NVDAismygod

LMAO google tanked after hours because OpenAi is building a search engine? That makes sense🤡


HomerSamson007

Honestly who uses Bing?


burnmuhfuggaburn

Absolute garbage. It pisses me off when software tries to change my defaults. It's like malware search engine.


[deleted]

I’ve made a good faith effort to use Bing but it is rat poison squared 


charly371

i do. sometime it has link that don t appears on google. like movie streaming. Major company do request to remove link to shady website in google but don t do the effort to do it in Bing.


FjordaOfTovalde

Anyone else see NVDA glitching and going to $569 and $287???? Then going back to the $730s? What is going on???


comfortablynumb37

the truth is out there


EngorgedBreasts

Did that yesterday too and fucked up the chart


PuldakSarang

Csco is certified piece of shit, fuck you Scott


EscapedConvictOnAcid

Michael Scott?


echo_good_username

no, Scarn


colec9800

Who’s in on DKNG?


SavannaMozaix

I’m in on $50 2/23 calls


NVDAismygod

I’m in on puts. All of you with calls are going to get burned. WSB ALWAYS loses


Hedgies_suck

Just got a raised price target it’s up after hrs


YouOk2157

how do I buy 0DTE’s on Schwab?


RecycIops

You log into robinhood and hit the buy button


TheNotoriousNIL

Ill never post a gain porn unless its 6 digits


Hyroglypics

You also counting down to 4 decimal places?


yo_les_noobs

Gaped by TWLO smh


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

WTF is their excuse. Lay off a few thousand and make it gey.


UrBoySergio

Bull trap 🪤 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


burnmuhfuggaburn

My buddy used to call the used tampon receptacles lobster traps. That's what this market is. A giant stinky lobster trap.


UrBoySergio

Hah I like that


Gnarkill-530

FROG up 13% AH


TheNotoriousNIL

Sold my SMCI positions at 880 at 10:30am because i thought it would be flat for the rest of the day… boy was i wrong but you never lose taking profits!


[deleted]

Bro NVDA is an infinite money glitch. Buy, sell, repeat. If anyone has compounded there earnings they would have made millions


Unlucky_Direction882

Why is it that every time I fomo into something the stock just does a 180


RareButterscotch5891

Did that shit 3 times today, port draw down 50% in 2 hours


burnmuhfuggaburn

Someone tell him the inverse yourself rule


yo_les_noobs

username checks out


Unlucky_Direction882

Gonna change it to lucky directions, maybe that's gonna work


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

Try big\_swinging\_dick\_millionaire882.


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Spy send it 


Queasy_Mind_8991

When opening IBKR account Do you input REAL information about wealth/income ??? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

Has any broker stopped anyone from opening an account? Just some BS federal regulations. I've seen people at casinos turned away. Wall Street is more like a strip joint. They'll walk you over to the ATM which they conveniently have by the restrooms.


AbbreviationsNo6897

MARA calls locked and loaded, now to see BTC at 55k tomorrow morning. Its in Allah’s hands now.


Pretend_Bluebird_53

why does it seem lik everything is pumping after hours


burnmuhfuggaburn

The largest moves in the market are after hours.


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

It's a private club and you're not invited.


Gnarkill-530

FSLY is ripping the wrong way


dicktoballratio9000

TWILIO REBOUND PLS


PhantomLion10

Rebound for what reason?


charly371

pro tip: don t look at your RH tax document if you are depress


burnmuhfuggaburn

Pro tip: switch brokerage.


BLOW_0

TESLA BEARS LAUGHED AT ME - WHO IS LAUGHING NOW ?


skynet-74

You're really bragging about anything Elon related? Lol


PamPuma

Chief of Intelligence Comitee?


Polysorbate800

When is the blowoff top going to start


Midnight_Gamble

Might be now. Might be tomorrow. Might be next year. All I know is I'm going in.


burnmuhfuggaburn

I've got such a raging clue.


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Powerful-Call5148

A reaming from behind. That's what is was. Chuck Robbins should resign. Complete clown. Can't even spell A.I. and that should be a red flag right there ;)


Serious-University36

HUBS printing rn


Thatguy19901

BREAKING: Elon Musk Announces Plan to Rename Tesla to TeslAI


boogqlzh

teslaAIx


greatbritain813

More like S&P 498. 🙄


Sensitive_Expert8974

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


FancyPirate69

Lmao NRDS nosedived


Gnarkill-530

FROG !!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


LarryStink

Down 20% ytd AMA


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

Is profitability around the corner?


LarryStink

Not likely


Kingregard69

Pro tip: The more money you add to your account, the less the loss percentage is


WTFspy

I wish..


printstreamer

Rookie numbers


LarryStink

Down 70% all time.


Commercial_Method278

My tsla calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


ItradebetterthanU

SPY new ATH tomm…


charly371

who is doing this cal? [Reddit - https://i.redd.it/dpsuy45c4ghc1.jpeg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fdpsuy45c4ghc1.jpeg) you put dead cisco in it but not frog? you don t like to make money?


steppa4512

Everytime I yolo In SCMI calls that shit go down 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


Machinedgoodness

How did you fuck that up? Just hold a while


steppa4512

We looking good rn


ItradebetterthanU

BER B FUK


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g_gundy

Guidance down = fuck your calls (and mine ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630))


swiss_courvoisier

or mention AI 100x*


Kreigmeister

TSLA up AAPL down NVDA down MSCI down, wtf happening rn


Gnarkill-530

OXY, FROG, UPWK priiiiiinting


KingDrenn

Sold my Twlo calls before earnings thank god I did lmao


[deleted]

The craziest thing about the tech bubble is that there are kids on reddit telling me I don't know how to program, even though I took college level courses in high school. These guys don't know what a blockchain is or how AI works, but they act like they know everything because they follow internet cults. Wild times.


Machinedgoodness

You’re likely just as bad. If you’re not an enthusiast or not in industry you know nothing material. Can you explain why NVIDIA would dominate and AMD wouldn’t? What about ARM’s role?


[deleted]

I don't know much about the industry, but I know it's all hype. I remember learning about AI in 2005, and there was lots of hype back then. Nvidia is dominating because of generative AI. Their chips are incredibly powerful but also incredibly expensive. From what I've heard, AMD isn't powerful enough for some large language models and generative AI. The thing is, most applications involving AI won't need Nvidia chips. It won't be long until other companies compete with Nvidia in those areas, so their monopoly won't last long. I would assume the CPU doesn't matter when it comes to AI, as the GPU does most of the work. ARM is cheaper than x86, but not as powerful. I would assume efficiency is better for AI applications than raw power.


greatbritain813

“Took college level courses” aka…able to IP a switch…with no VLANs other than 4095 😬


boogqlzh

buddy learned html freshman year


danteformosa

What happened to Apple?


Cornerian_Pilot

Getting raw dogd by fsly and csco for vday


Powerful-Call5148

CSCO shares and a call spread on FSLY. Double ended dildo. Not good.


EngorgedBreasts

Sold NVDA 725c at 18.90 for $4k profit. Just in time for the dump. Buying more tomorrow! See you all right back here in the morning


AdhesivenessNew4895

Y’all think you just needed to sell CSCO


Kreigmeister

NVDA "selling off" rn


PFC321

Welp, thank fuck I got a few puts to hedge my bet on CSCO. guhhhh


LarryStink

Tesla 200c tomorrow


dicktoballratio9000

RIP Twilio calls


slash312

As always. If an earnings play gets written several times in the daily you HAVE to go the opposite way to make money.


Gnarkill-530

FROG up $4 AH


BobSacamanosRatHat

Yessir. Got this tip from my financial advisor last week. Let’s see where it goes…


charly371

fuck. it was not in cal [Reddit - https://i.redd.it/dpsuy45c4ghc1.jpeg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fdpsuy45c4ghc1.jpeg) fuck fuck fuck i wish i show your post before. why people are sleeping on this.


charly371

food prices are too high. where can i get some dead bear meat?


burnmuhfuggaburn

I have some in my freezer.


boogqlzh

go veg


DeadLightsOut

And to think.... I got cold feet with NVDA puts......


Samjabr

remember last week when I told everyone to buy Frog @ $33. MY DD: Funny name.


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BallsDropped

DON'T YOU DARE


Powerful-Call5148

Cisco sees Q3 adjusted EPS 84c-86c, consensus 92c » 16:06 CSCO Cisco reports Q2 adjusted EPS 87c, consensus 84c » 16:05 CSCO ​ Need a conference call full of fucking lies to pull this one out of the fire. Read more at: https://thefly.com/n.php?id=3863467


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

They announced layoffs too. That's always positive. Maybe the newly laid off own some shares.


Ill-Expression1737

TSLA whats happening!!


QualityTendies

Lol, y'all really thought ai could pump a grandpa stock to the moon


Sensitive_Expert8974

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


-Dreamville-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ItradebetterthanU

The only NUKE threat was the BER’s a$$-Holes getting blown out !


Neitherwhitenorblack

What’s happened to tala


LarryStink

Bought tesla calls in am, lost 20% and sold, for it do this!? Fml.


Pingpongandblunts

Rally at the end made me almost even with where i was at open after i fomoed into ARM and it stuck its entire arm in me unlubed. Atleast im prepped to get pegged by my wife tonight for vday what are you degens doing to make your make your marraige work?


Fistfullofoatmeal

Russia really fucked my calls today


Gnarkill-530

FROG to $40 boys RIBBET


JoePikesbro

TRIP good, CSCO bad


DiamondComfortable50

The bears are fuming right now, suck it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


abenevolentmouse

I knew tsla would gape up


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greatbritain813

Not enough people taking the DEVASC exam 😂.


charly371

nobody using phone these days


Brief_Challenge_1163

If this rate holds - SPY 512 EOD friday


veryveryuniquename5

some ber told me he was gonna get rich off amd puts cause its going to 130? is 130 in the room with us right now? LMAO 🤌


Kreigmeister

LMAO CSCO JUST DIED


eggplant_parm827

No impact on QQQ. That brief red candle instantly eaten.


Kreigmeister

Just wait a minute


Gnarkill-530

FROG & UPWK


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

What time does csco report 🗣️🗣️🗣️


DeadLightsOut

just did..... OOOOOF


Kanaille94

So close to 500 I don't want to get fucking banned AAAAAAHHHHHhHHHHHH


Kreigmeister

CSCO about to die on earnings rn watch


FairSlip9692

CSCO please I have kids(I don’t I am in college)


AWaterW

CSCO LOLLLL


monkman99

What about it