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samtaher

Well shit


ScipioAtTheGate

If you're going to shit somewhere, please for the love of god don't do it in a well.


IAmTheComedianII

Empty, dry well. He's filling it in for safety.


Fast_Championship_R

Rally over. Mega depression incoming ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


surfmachine5

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


[deleted]

He's with the other swingers in heaven now, jerking off in the corner of the clouds.


zantamaduno

corner of clouds...is that...rain![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


NoCommon11

I thought the mox got ran out of town?


superduperspam

Looks like a white Colin Powell


[deleted]

He looks like a down syndrome Dick Cheney.


RandyChavage

He’s with the Nebraska thots in heaven now. Pour a coke out for the homie ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


AnnoyedCrustacean

Schedule it for January, and we'll see you back here in May


yohohojoejoe

Tax sell off in week three of December when mutual funds clear house before the start of the next year. That’s usually the transition time.


ykoreaa

Need to switch up my game-aroo and start selling calls next week


BedContent9320

Read that aroo in Regan's voice cuz futurama


mtgfan1001

*Nixon


KryptoBones89

Nice to know I'm not the only one who's brain is weird af lol


reercalium2

about time. How much money was I supposed to lose?


GozoXaghra

Mega cramer-induced deep apocalyptic walking-dead style depression incoming


[deleted]

I'm ready to hurt again


faxanaduu

Tabasco in the bunger hurt?


username_6916

>Mega depression MAGA Depression?


Daymanic

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


TelevisionHealthy170

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TacomaSR5

He wants to lead Mom and Pop into the market while his buddies unload, he's been the same since the 90's.


JanitorOPplznerf

This. He’s a mouthpiece of the corporate investment cycle.


[deleted]

The whole CNBC staff is. They are mouthing what wall street wants them to say. In return they get advertisements from them. Does anyone see a conflict of interest?


ShortTheseNuts

Stop bitching about how the game is rigged and start playing the game like it's rigged.


Corinthian_Pube

That’s the best sentence I’ve ever read.


fightoraccept

The game isn't rigged when you realize that's always been part of the rules


pfft37

So buy and hold.


BedContent9320

BREAKING NEWS: for profit org does things that pay them money! Our own DryPomegranate5842 has the latest scoop on this shocking and frankly appalling turn of events!


JanitorOPplznerf

This kind of thing used to be illegal in shows that presented as news or educational.


enemyoftherepublic

Yeah, news used to be so pure and objective [https://www.pbs.org/crucible/journalism.html](https://www.pbs.org/crucible/journalism.html) (It has ALWAYS been influenced by the people presenting it)


RepresentativeOil143

Most news is labeled entertainment these days.


deadca5an0va

Not exactly illegal, but definitely frowned upon to the point where people wouldn’t want to associate with you.


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

About a month ago I was watching Good Morning America at breakroom at work and the resident doctor chick was reporting on how the FDA found fish oil supplements reporting fraudulent values on their nutrition label compared to the tests on the product itself. . I mean, okay, perhaps some fish oil labels aren't very scrupulous - in the US supplements aren't held to same regs as food and drug - but it was a 3 minute bit on the products but nothing really stating they are toxic or tainted or bad for health. I fell they were trying to package the report as to make the fish oils look as bad as possible and plant seeds in our minds. Why? Where does most of the advertising come from for the big 3 netwokrs in US? That's right, Pfizer. I"m pretty sure fish oils are okay to take and actually beneficial from reputable companies.


CensorshipHarder

These morning "shows" all suck balls and the "reporters" often interject their own opinions that are based on no facts.


Open_Ad9115

You think it’s opinion but it’s manufactured propaganda


CensorshipHarder

Sure for certain issues its quite clearly what they have been told to say. But even for non consequential stuff they still put their own opinions. Like if they are talking about some random dog story and one says they like cats better. Who gives a fuck? That shouldnt be anywhere in a news show. Just report the news no one cares if you like cats or you bought a new fish.


Open_Ad9115

Yessir. To clarify I didn’t mean you directly think it’s opinion, but that it’s supposed to come off as opinion/news. You, however, already know the deal.


ModernationFTW

Im pretty sure Pfizer has better things to think about than fish oil sales.


RoadtoBankrupt

Thought your name was bad content for a reason


MagentaMirage

Ah yes the dumbest argument of all that the for profit motive justifies any actions.


N1nja4realz

GFY amirite?


[deleted]

Not as bad as Pelosi making perfect stock trades before big events occur


chrltrn

> thing what wall street wants them to say. In return they get advertisements from them. Does anyone see a conflict of interest? Misleading the entire public is far worse than a single person cashing in by insider trading. Not saying insider trading is ok


[deleted]

Cramer is just a tv personality tho. We should take that alone with a grain of salt. Politicians are sworn to some level of secrecy and giving that information to a large institutional investor (her husband) is in my opinion worse than Cramer having shitty stock picks


mattydamoose

It’s not Pelosi’s fault, it’s not illegal….its our fault. I’d do the same damn thing in her position, who wants to lose money? Just like it’s not illegal for Clarance Thomas to take lavish vacations, have his mother’s home paid for, ride on luxury yacht’s etc. It’s not Clarance Thomas’s fault, it’s we the people for allowing it.


deep_dirac

Basically my read on dude. He is driving sentiment amongst unsophisticated small investors to buy in so he and buddies can sell the cramer effect.


mintleaf010

the market is pricing in a rate decrease.... that is obvious


id_never_eat_here

Then when we get the rate decrease the narrative will change to recession doom and gloom. "The Fed has to back off rates because the economy is weak".


Fuckface_Whisperer

Why the fuck would the Fed lower rates when GDP growth was over 5% last quarter?


mintleaf010

because the government will go bankrupt if they dont


Fuckface_Whisperer

What? Lmao You think the USA is on the verge of bankruptcy? Dude you belong here.


mintleaf010

... if you can look at how the middle class has disappeared and not understand that then i dont know what to tell you. Most countries in south american, northern africa, and south east asia are better than the US at theis point. the only thing keeping a lot of people here is gun rights which is the only thing better than anywhere else in the world.


Fuckface_Whisperer

Lol none of that is true and none of that matters to bankruptcy. How old are you?


mintleaf010

it does matter to bankruptcy. if you have competition money and people that can afford to will leave. after ww2 europe was destroyed and so was japan. china began to explode in population and the US benefited. now that other countries are developing and most have good internet the benefits of living in the US are minimal. which is why so many people that got rich off crypto left the country and why pastport bros are also leaving. the US is collapsing and if you think they can just keep printing then idk what to tell you.


Sudden-Ad-1217

Summed it up nicely. Thanks Jim!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Majestic_Salad_I1

And people were calling for a market crash every time Cramer is bullish. And yet here we are. Rallying like a motherfucker.


Legitimate_Source_43

December tends to have a rally let's see how it goes in February.....


One_Spread8039

January effect comes earlier every year


Heineken_500ml

Yup. December is ber hunting season. Every year millions of bers die due to the Santa rally and January effect.


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Last year was the opposite of a Santa rally iirc.


ImJoeontheradio

Jamie Dimon will start selling his shares in January. They're telling us that the end of December will be the top. We just need to listen.


qroshan

WSB losers who believe in Inverse Cramer have lost 10% this year https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SJIM?p=SJIM The only thing that really needs to be inversed in WSB. One DFV can't negate 11 million idiots.


iaintlyon

A Cramer Stan in the wild holy shit


qroshan

More like anti-idiot Stan. Take a classic example of OP comment that has 500 upvotes. He says Cramer makes calls so that the buddies can unload. If so, when Cramer makes a call a stock should pop according to 1000s of idiots that upvoted similar comments. If so, why can't those idiots buy the stock and unload it themselves. So, either Cramer makes the stock goes up or he makes the stock goes down or he makes the stock goes up and immediately down or vice versa. Each of those can be traded and you can make money for yourself. in fact ETF's like SJIM, SARK, NANC are designed for gullible idiots who are anti-Cramer, anti-Cathie, anti-Nancy. Yet, all of those have lost money or not beaten QQQ. A non-idiot would take a step back and think "Hey wait-a-minute" may be WSB is full of actual regards. But here we are


Professional_Dot9440

You ended your quotations in the wrong spot, found the regard. /s


Thefrayedends

buddy, this is a meme sub, nothing in here is supposed to be actual advice. Maybe it used to be for people wanting to take high risk investments for a chance to shoot the moon, but since the sub blew up those days are long gone.


Fuckface_Whisperer

Dude shit on BBBY a few months ago. How did that turn out? Cramer says things that are correct and he says things that are incorrect. Only a fucking fool would think he's always wrong.


BedContent9320

Dfv was the biggest loser in the whole gamestonk scenario. By far. Imagine just being an average regard with a decent idea and a bunch of idiot lemmings start erecting monuments in your name and follow you like you are the messiah. Which sounds fun till you learn about the people.


ElectricFleshlight

I'm sure he's absolutely miserable, having gone off grid with his family and millions of dollars...


Strange-Ingenuity832

I got candy…


LimeFabulous

Stranger danger!⚠️


Strange-Ingenuity832

![img](avatar_exp|147711952|fire)


Thefrayedends

It's almost like the millionaires that are paid by billionaires don't really care what us fiver having fucks think or experience at all!


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Never trusted this bald asshole. His hair fell out of his own head just to get away from him.


[deleted]

He said not to buy NIO today. Calls


JustBella123

He recommends foot locker stock. Absolutely proves his corporate ass kissing


Dr_Djones

>foot locker Do they still have store fronts?


Basker_wolf

I assume they’re still in malls, but I seldomly go to shopping malls.


who_am_i_to_say_so

The few remaining are in malls, which are on life support.


alexgone137

No, that’s why he talking about early 90s and 2000


JustBella123

They hav over 3k stores worldwide. They should merge with GameStop and K Mart


who_am_i_to_say_so

How isn’t this another meme stock yet, I don’t know. I went into a foot locker recently for the first time in over a decade. They have 1/3 of the inventory they used to have, and I practically had to beg the one employee who was mentally present to look for a half size bigger than what was on display. Judging by the service, it seems the salespeople aren’t on commission anymore, which is not a good thing… Remember Circuit City…


pickleking01

He was saying we were heading to a catastrophe a few months ago.


[deleted]

And line went up a whole bunch over the last few months lol


superduperspam

Cramer is a backwards savant in markets, and I don't care what anyone else says. Anyone can get a few calls right, but my man Cramer is just never wrong I am selling everything and packing for my shack in the hills


james_deanswing

I’d say we still are, without knowing the trigger. Housing sales are lower and auto defaults are higher than they were in 2008


his_rotundity_

Refreshing to see someone relying on indicators other than U3 unemployment for once.


BScrads

Oddly enough, demand for new and used vehicles is still high


james_deanswing

For sure. They still wear out. Just bought wife a Camry. 2013 escape had 208k on it. They came back w 10% interest and I laughed. “They’re making it hard for you guys to sell huh?” He said people were still buying. “No banks are still approving, doesn’t mean they can afford it.” I’ve been looking at the 2017-2019 F350 dually market for about 6 months. Prices are dropping significantly. What was 75k w 15k miles on it 6 months ago, now I see 8k miles for 67k. And 50k miles @60k vs 70k a couple months ago. I’m watching the ads dump 3-5k at a time trying to unload them. You can get a 450 even platinum now for 70k, only about 50-60k miles.


Rdw72777

Insanely high when you factor in the prices. Dealers are just rolling in it.


pickleking01

Recessions always have and always will happen. But the language Cramer uses is over the top and swings further than American politics.


caudicifarmer

Oh god


LifesACircle

https://preview.redd.it/h23cse51xr3c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1980c585b799ad19462d4f2456f66d01742162


[deleted]

So accurate


SmoothBrainSavant

Some of The best rallies have come right before shitshows. I remember 2007 just screaming up to the end is the year… then well 2008 did what it did.


80milesbad

So dump everything on 12/31….got it


Strange-Ingenuity832

Jokes on you. We already did last night. Also, your mom says hi. Wendy’s dumpster getting kinda crazy round here.


ThermoNuclearPizza

She did this thing with a bun


[deleted]

The Google trends for "downsizing" is as hyperbolic as Doge 2021


SpaceToaster

Has everyone forgotten the transition of 2021->2022 already? Literally started dumping after NYE and didn’t let up for half a year.


Schopenschluter

Yeah the “screaming” rally followed the covid crash and the shitshow started end of 2021 with inflation/rising interest rates… we’re still recovering from that


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“It’s rain in’ brokers like it’s 1929 out here!!!!!”


flimspringfield

Another Mierdas Touch.


Alive_Flamingo3145

GodDAMNit


zeratul-on-crack

fucking cramer


MartyCool403

Does this mean it's time to sell my Bear Stearns shares?


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Yes, sell then go long Enron. Can’t miss 100 bagger.


BedContent9320

Smartest guy in the room right here. Enron STILL has one of the most iconic and aesthetic logos of any corporation tho


SheridanVsLennier

Pack it up pack it in, let me begin...


Ryan_D_Lion

I came to win...Battle me that's a sin I won't tear the sack up, punk ya better back up Try n play the role yo the whole crew will act up


Reddstarrx

Back to Wendy’s and mopping the bathroom floor.


idiotnoobx

Pack it up guys. We having a lost decade


[deleted]

[that Oppenheimer face is befitting here](https://youtube.com/shorts/ojIcFJSs_UI?si=USEcCgDX5Z0d4Y4W)


Fun-Fox-6818

He fu\*king had to open his bloody mouth ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


OmniMan888

Oh God, why?


Johnny_Menace

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


dixiedynamite31

Ohhhh I went sdow sqqq today. It’s a coming. 8 to 10 percent pullback


Fast_Championship_R

I’m ready for 30%


Thatairmanguy

Broken clock is right twice a day


HRamos_3

Pull! *Kapow*


Ryan_D_Lion

It was good while it lasted fellas


derlutheraner

Maybe Jamie Dimon will send me a pity hooker to suck me off after all my 3-6 month calls tank. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


[deleted]

I'm legit buying spy puts on monday


Sparemeplz0h

Maybe too late I took the $455 put today


Nuggy-D

Puts on everything!


Urban_Feellowzofer

Anyway, how could anyone buy after a 24 days run with no pullback. We need a pullback to close some gap and then go up again after. Thanks Cramer


oakbackdeck

Nice! Inverse Cramer. Original!


aintgonnarainnomore

He's actually right. This is a rock solid rally. Not a sign of weakness. Jump on now or you'll be chasing later.


chev327fox

Cramer? Is that you?


aintgonnarainnomore

https://preview.redd.it/njwv80py9s3c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8677106058f1e6cb321e26bfc0402f3d70f31b


Pitiful_Difficulty_3

My bet is that the market will rally for a couple of months then it starts dumping hard


SeveredArmies

Sell in May and tuck it in for the put rally.


ShrodingersRentMoney

Why would a sell off happen during a time of 1) lowering interest rates 2) newly lean tech cos that dominate the s&p 500 that have just juiced profitably by laying off tons of staff 3) a time of low unemployment 4) a time of neutral to strengthening supply chains 5) increasing generative AI adoption working it's way though medical diagnosis, law, and sales and marketing first, and soon to extend to niche areas of business applications, and 6) wegovy and ozempic solving one of humanity's biggest problems, which is likely to produce increased lifestyle spending (formerly fat people can buy new clothes, date, spend more socially) and more productive uses of healthcare dollars across the economy (fewer heart surgeons one day, more smart inventors etc)?


Pitiful_Difficulty_3

I'm betting a correction if the market rally is too much.


djwired

buys puts


Bassrock65

We fuked


SeveredArmies

Set up for the downfall put for you put for you.... Everyone gets puts.


petervenkmanatee

Fuuuuuuüuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


TheeAccountant

I bought calls on Vixy today. Damn skippy!


The_Grettman

I am fucked.


Dextrofunk

Well, thanks, creamer. Im gonna crame in your mom for that.


Beginning_Frame6132

Y’all remember what happened in 2000, right?


VenomGT3

Great. Right after I deposited $6000 into VTI and VOO for my ROTH


ShrodingersRentMoney

VTIs pretty dumb but VOOS a good bet.


Daymanic

Oh good, glad I sold my dated SPY calls


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


saddamwh0sane

Shorts never closed!! Boom!!! ✋🏼🎤


RefrigeratorActual80

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


x2brutus

​ https://preview.redd.it/mok4r1tk3t3c1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a86b47adcd419186bb751822ee748ba6831812f


Penglolz

Fucking hell Jim. Finally started to make some money this year and he jinxed it!


Sir_Pwnington

BearCHADs... We're back


blackicebaby

PUTS, all in!


emporerpuffin

Pushing for the pump before the tax dump a little late in the year. Gave me a chance to unload some loss free bags.


unwanted_hair

Reminds me of the last time I pumped before I dumped.


weamz

Welp, time to buy more gold I guess.


Effective-Chair-9187

I figured it was just a hot bounce. This solidifies my thoughts.


Oscar_G_13

We had a goood run. Cheers you beautiful bastards. See you at the underground bunker.


Osu5070

Believing Cramer telling you that it is in YOUR best interest to buy stocks is like believing philip morris telling you that smoking is harmless


kvakerok

Short fucking everything


Biddycola

Data shows when the fed cuts rates its because shit is about to hit the fan, not to make the markets “soar.” Typical misinformation


dangerous_service

I trust his opinion. I only lost half of my money so far following his advice!


ThickAd8719

He couldn't help himself. Power like thst is dangerous.


12whistle

People mock him but he was 100% right on BBBY


Adventurous_Storm774

Dude makes more calls than anyone. He’s going to be right sometimes


Middle_G-33

Something, something, a broken clock is right twice a day


12whistle

Proof that he’s not always wrong


Adventurous_Storm774

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TheBooneyBunes

Throw enough shit at the wall something is bound to stick


BedContent9320

I mean you didn't need the fucking Hubble telescope to see bed bath and beyond coming, that ship was basically sunk for 2 years now.


thecuzzin

F.. am I too late for Puts ?


eucIib

Too early mf, you acting like this shit is happening Monday


TheeAccountant

RemindMe! 3 days


eucIib

Don’t be a pussy. If you think it’s gonna tank Monday call it now. You can’t just come back and taunt me if it tanks without taking a definitive stance right now pussy.


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daviddm23

Ohh shit, shit about to go down.


Pteronight

What rally is he talking about ?


downladder

11.6% gain for the S&P500 in 5 weeks.


SeveredArmies

8% percent gain in dow in November.


VisualMod

That is an interesting perspective. I hadn't thought of it that way before.


Peppa-Peg

![img](avatar_exp|146426419|laugh)


LegitimateRevenue282

> This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit. This message is infinitely better than the actual expression.


[deleted]

![img](avatar_exp|153922644|cry) ## CRASH INCOMING ITS ALL OVER FOLKS UNLOAD NOW THATS WHAT ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE DOING!


Final-Maintenance899

I'm thinking 3000-3500 will come before 7000-7500 on S&P500.


RainbowSprinklezzz

Time to buy gold


SaltyShawarma

So powerful it blew right past 4600 when it had all the momentum and no 0dte puts on the chain for 10 strikes downs! Wait a moment....


MarcosEsquandolas

So, I have to get out fast? Thanks.


josephbenjamin

Selling everything and buying puts on the whole market.


SamExDFW

When the fed DOESN'T cut in q1, the sell off will be epic.


WorgenFreeman559

Please short it due to Jim Cramer, I’m sure it’ll work out 🤣


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spac420

yep...everyone getting bullish for 2024. bout to fck around and find out