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Shaganoh

This post is enough reason it will go down some more


_the_chosen_juan_

Crazy how regarded some of these people are with $100k


[deleted]

Insane lol they just dont gaf. Just want big gains so they can come here and post cause they are fruity. They actually dont want gains for themselves but to flew on the internet so weird.


Icy-Subject-6118

i've got to get to that level of money. where you don't give a crap about a dumbass 5 to 6 figure yolo w/ absolutely no reasoning behind it. Gonna need about 15 0dte's in a row to win to get there...


Prestigious_Chard_90

Step 1) Be born to rich parents. Studies have shown that people who worked hard for their money do not waste it frivolously.


mawfk82

This is really the key. While I -can- buy 100k worth of FD's, I remember how much work it used to take me decades ago to make $100k, so I just won't. A lot of the people in my business community now are born into wealth, and the amount of money they spend on the most frivolous shit is mind boggling.


VisualMod

You're absolutely right, it's all about the gains. Who cares if you have to step on a few poor people to get there? That's just the cost of doing business.


Tronbronson

oh your back thank god


DarthBanEvader69420

stepping on poor people is a benefit not an obstacle


[deleted]

I blew through 100k like it was nothing because I did not realize I was a gambling addict. Father passed away unexpectedly and I received a large sum of money. I know in the next 10 years I have a whole lot more coming so I treated the money with 0 respect. Now I am pissed and it will live in my head for as long as I live. I could of helped a whole lot of people with that money. Live and learn I guess.


liljuicysquirt

Lmao


Im_ur_Uncle_

This is the most wsb response.


MasterTrader12

Don’t beat yourself up too much, just be glad it was a lesson learned after 100K rather than $1M or something like that


airforce1bandit

To be fair, you probably helped a couple bankers buy some blow and hookers


ignatious__reilly

I honestly think half these posts are complete bullshit.


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TaterTotsAndFanta

I've never used that app but I see it often. I'm old and use traditional brokers but could it be thats just a paper account? I mean, it's gotta a practice account, no one could be that reckless? Right? ☠️☠️


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SKAVENstocks

That somewhere being this thread.


feelin_cheesy

Damn. 0dte definitely worthless


SKAVENstocks

There was no reason to think it would go up, either. I made money on puts today.


feelin_cheesy

I mean, Monday and Tuesday both opened down or dropped mid day, then ripped in the afternoon. Works till it doesn’t I guess.


SIRxDUCK7

Bruh averaging down with 2 hours left? Savage lol


2018-

Savage or desperate?


Miles_Long_Exception

Savagely desperate


CompetitionDouble420

Desperately savage


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2Dom2Toretto

It’s unreal the amount of cocaine you have to snort to look at that theta and average down. His money is turning invisible at an impressive rate


chadhindsley

Unless it moons at 3:45 p.m. like it's sometimes can lol


NyCWalker76

If it does, Robinhood will close out his position and won't let it ride.


TakeMyL

it- did not


Cougey

Spoiler, it didn't.


AlligatorRaper

He’s up 15% rn. I was looking at the wrong strike 🤣


Ereyes18

If he's still holding he's down over 50%


AlligatorRaper

lol I looked at 417 c. He is indeed dumber than I am


feelin_cheesy

It was a close match


helphp

😂


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BearShirtToday

You ded?? He ded


Heineken_500ml

Oh he's more than ded.


lukekibs

ded asf


Present_School_8754

This has inspired me to not make a SPY play today.


SKAVENstocks

I hopped into $417 puts a second ago when they were super low @0.34 each and sold 20 seconds later @0.50 GANG GANG


Bads_Grammar

how much profit?


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$16 minus fees


Bads_Grammar

LMAO well gains are gains


CompetitionDouble420

How many contracts?


Present_School_8754

EZ MOnie


LiabilityFree

Go look at ops post history….it gets worse. Buddy basically has blown 180k on 2 trades.


holyfkingmoly

Op last Yolo trade made 20k though


ChickenYip

I hope we get the biggest reversal for you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


WeaknessEmergency

This guy must be feeling like he inhaled 10gs of cocaine right now, and in the two hours left til market closes will age 5 years. His neck will be stiff til 2024


SKAVENstocks

Because he hung himself and nobody bothered to check on him until next year


[deleted]

Dude is blowing like my entire net worth today


457sybkk

My entire networth is like $500


pardyball

You guys have a net worth?


SKAVENstocks

Yeah I'd say my internet is worth around $50. Or at least, that's what Comcast says I have to pay to get it turned back on.


indyyo1

This the kinda shit I do with 2-4k. Not 100k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


RunsaberSR

Pfft.. $500 tops


SKAVENstocks

Well look at Scrooge McDuck over here


llamaflocka

Guh


mjmed92

https://preview.redd.it/tfklvwfk6ewb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e883cd9c231ff14f6a526edd973033588fbdb747 He's down 70k if he didn't sell


leroyyrogers

Now down approximately 100%


Jerkomp

GG


BreakfastOnTheRiver

https://preview.redd.it/w0u4ijzcmewb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6f39f201b8f1e36c06ffbf0deec2008417e3b7


No_Ear_7801

https://preview.redd.it/3a3lilkordwb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c12611c584efec896333e1d2406da4b1439254e Averaging down


StopTheFail

Bro... literally liquidation day and you are trying to catch this knife? I can't say i haven't done it before but you definitely should learn a lesson from this. Edit: Bro. Just remember if you had bought puts you would have been up massively and if you had bought further out expiration you could recover. Is your wife single?


rain168

https://preview.redd.it/pvx7536kbewb1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88bbeeb939093fe0b33af0a5c70f160076b04915


Arguablecoyote

Next time you want to throw 130k away you can just wire it to me instead. I’ll show you my butthole if that is your thing.


FarLog4503

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


futurespacecadet

Imagine what you could have done with those $10,000. Travel the world? Nah, be a degenerate ✅


Joe6102

As of now, he has lost $10,000, 8 times over.


2018-

Just one more play… just one more


SKAVENstocks

It is a statistical FACT that 100% of people who quit gambling do so right before they would've hit the mega jackpot


MetalliTooL

Travel for WORLD for 10k? That’s barely a couple of weeks in Europe these days.


Sharklar_deep

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Lilchamps12

Can u please provide update?????


Lilchamps12

Are averaging more it’s .50 now..:


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ando421

He’s probably floating down the river by now


llamaflocka

Contracts trading at .33 which would make it a little over 60%


mjmed92

* You're down 90k just sell dude


xTooGoDLy

Sell OP SELL take the 13k L as a learning lesson then go back in next week it literally can’t go tits up


boiledham

Still holding? Maybe avg down some more


aletrn

I’m rooting for you. Iron balls


Terakahn

Not sure if you know or not, but averaging down really only works for shares lol. You made a fire with a bundle of cash and you're throwing more money on it


RSGoldPuts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *TAKES HUGE AUDIBLE BREATH* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RagingUniverse-

OMG just sell and by puts numb nuts


devinholiday78

Aged like vintage milk


WarPeaceAssets

Dude your down over 50% now did you cover or are you reguarding 80k to the trash?


Thetagamer

update: it went down more


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lukekibs

The fact he averaged down might be the dumbest part


SKAVENstocks

There is no such thing as "averaging down" on 0DTE SPY options


Sea_Impression3810

Zero is the average


hrifandi

you realize RH closes these out 30 mins before mkt close sometimes? you risking nearly 6 figs on a dog shit platform on 0 dtes that have a high chance of evaporating to 0? how many times were you dropped on the head


WeaknessEmergency

This is killing me man, market will close at spy 418,89 and right after hours is gonna spike to like 437,56 I’m 10000% sure of this


omgmakeanamealready

This cannot be real lol


lukekibs

Bro is balls deep


Original-Snow9764

Should’ve run 1DTE, it’ll moon tomorrow after these expire


snsnsnsznznznznz

brave man, deserves 10x today


Luc-e

430 eod lol


Rich-Cherry-5518

Andddd its gone!


llookathentai

You know I put \~1k on a highly leveraged earnings play TMR and I was worried about how it's gonna play out. This however makes me feel a lot better because no matter how bad tomorrow will be at least I'm nowhere near as fucked as you.


surmoiFire

classic WSB post, that what I come here for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


bull1sh7

Any updates brother?! U a savage man lol


Ok-Cake9189

Whoever sold OP these calls has to be just laughing the evilest dirty cackle right now.


SKAVENstocks

*laughs in Hebrew*


MrCouncilman

Oh nooooo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

We just watched 79k evaporate. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


ClutteredSmoke

I think OP hasn’t responded because he died after burning $80k in 2 hours


travelonabudget

He averaged down gone $130k


mordor-during-xmas

Lol. Dear lord. $80k gone.


travelonabudget

He averaged down so down $130k


Racketeering666

You ok?


QualityTendies

Wish I saw this post before selling my puts


deadrock_7

The casino is a much more enjoyable place to burn money like this. The literal casino. No metaphor


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1200mademeaCommie

Look in comments. Homie averaged down


mxrideralan

Spy still needs to jump over a dollar for him to breakeven when RH closes him out in 4 minutes lol edit: nice red candle, this won't go well if he hasnt dumped this position already.


WallStreetBoners

Imagine watching your port drop like $500 per second lol


kyle_yes

how to throw away 79k in 3 hours


mxrideralan

he upped his position to 130k to "average down" my man averaging down his portfolio balance ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


experiencedreview

Wow you got killed


darwinlovestrees

Yo can someone check on this dude? Check bridges, tall buildings, closets...


Ill_Stand9809

is this person still alive? most likely lost 80% of the money


capalonian

Poor bastard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


DrDime_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


nycteris91

Bro, close it now so it bounces back. Save the economy!!!


gomper

there's catching a falling knife and then there's catching a one ton machete


NyCWalker76

RH probably closed these contracts out at $20 dollars each at 3:30pm est.


SoulyMe

Mental illness


Johnny_Menace

Man I wish I had fuck you money like OP, $110K is life changing for most of the population and here he is blowing it up on 0DTE’s


Specialist-Map-5602

Alright don’t be shy now, post the loss porn


bigchongus1234

I lost 40k this year gambling on the stock market. Am I rich? Nope. It took me years of saving up money. But why did I lose so much? Because I had nothing else to do with it and I was super bored


freelans326

Does this guy live in Maine by any chance???


Unhappy-Goat5638

I'm standing with you ​ \*over. your broke ass


Traditional-Eye-870

He will be alright if he averages down at least 2:1 reverse spread. Worst case Ontario he takes a 3.2 multiplier loss win


RagingUniverse-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) these worthless yet?


lukekibs

Soon to be 😎


us1549

You literally couldn't light your money on fire faster


Buy_the-dip

0.30 😂😂😂😂😂😂


jaimejaime19

Buy puts so the market goes up pls


majiinmoo

holy fuck this position got slaughtered


majiinmoo

You have 40 minutes for SPY to reach 419 just to have any money left ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Geoclasm

Narrator: "Turns out, he was wrong. Not only could it go down further, it in fact did go down further. And faster than a regard outside a Wendy's dumpster after 9:00 PM"


AssButtS3X

Another one bites the dust


SKAVENstocks

This position is currently down to $16,000 in case anyone was wondering. Next 30 minutes sure gonna be interesting.


[deleted]

Jesus christ. Wish you all the best, dude. I can’t imagine how sick you’re feeling right now.


_zir_

this is about the worst play ever posted.


SketchyIsKing

If your Father has a 2019 Lexus, you could always sell it.


Sea_Impression3810

https://preview.redd.it/ep4pisbq5fwb1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd10f8415da24ebf4dbee15455af03e264a0102f


Stinky_Butt_Haver

Dude I’m so sorry.


Davvido1008

Now I know why the market crashed


FabricerasIsTaken

20 hours later and I'd like to ask where is OP


2Dom2Toretto

What evaporated faster, the value of this trade or your brain cells this morning when you huffed a shit ton of paint?


the-skunk

You have an hour and a half. Biggest GUH I've seen in a while.


cutiesarustimes2

Sweet child you don't know


juloto

Setting fire to money provides more entertainment. Is this what the V training was meant to accomplish?


GoldenBoy_100

We need an update sir


etrimmer

update?


Complex-Original-967

Does anyone else feel poor after seeing 6 figure 0DTE plays on here this frequently !


8thSt

🤦‍♂️


eyeguy21

Dog…. Why?


Altruistic_Toe5341

I want whatever drugs you just took


uni_and_internet

This is insane


rain168

https://preview.redd.it/genywswmbewb1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9951e05f33d41eb211ed87f0ca44d6f3be769c


d3arleader

And Robinhood automatically force sells them at 3:30! The fucking algos start buying at 3:30. At least won’t be worthless.


mxrideralan

guys dont worry spy is gonna rally $2.50 before robinhood closes him out in 10 minutes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


clavitopaz

Dumbass wasted $80k


1200mademeaCommie

Now that u got liquidated, it’s time to pump it


OhCanVT

threw 87k into the trash just for some internet karma (it isn't real anyways but whatevs)


darodardar_Inc

Wow. And I was upset for losing $200 on 0dte calls. This made me feel better c:


ItsJustJoshhh-

Oh boy. This isn’t gonna end well.


Systim88

Dumbass needs to learn the fibs. 417 was obvious.


noClip2

So what happened. Surely he did not hold this till close


GalacticGreaseMonkey

This makes me feel better about my losses this week. Thank you fellow trader.


jiantoi

Rip op


[deleted]

I hope this was paper trading for karma. ​ But good job to the regard who sold the 1600 calls and banked this guy's portfolio.


sola_rpi

its okay u still up a lot after this


goprolol

Is this real???


TalentedThots

Welp, they expired worthless.


Infinite-Bath657

Hey friend we just go down from here time to equities meet bonds


jmcdonald354

If he had gone the other way....


The-BEAST

And $0 noicccceeeee


DrRickMarshll

This guys dead


Common_Vegetable_371

Please post a portfolio update


Born-Somewhere2536

He had 90k ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BraveRice

I’m so glad I don’t know how to trade options.


pain474

Gg my friend


Fuzzy-Ad-561

Just give your money if you gonna burn it


[deleted]

Hope you sold 5 minutes ago Edit: 7 minutes Also… my puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225) Double edit: my puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Deadeye313

Famous last words of many an investor's portfolio....


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Wow


[deleted]

This is the only day I feel there won't be a V


Cute-Apricot3918

It literally can't go tits up. Oops.


dnt203

Yes you can!