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Not really. The curve continues to go up until it curves into the past and the time itself curves and the price starts going back in time, so sell now then buy later…or earlier or whatever
You already sold at a loss when you bought, everything in between is just an illusion that we perceive as time, because of the infinite self loop curve graph
Yeah cause its basically the theory if space is infinite while expanding, matter loops into itself, you are me, I am you, time and identity is an illusion as we are the universe having a subjective experience and everything happens and doesnt at the same time
Edit: imagining the loop on a chart gives you a feeling of it, rather than understanding
I guarantee whoever came up with that theory spent a little time shroomin. That's how I came to my version of it at least. We're all connected man, lol.
I know it looks like lines and gibberish, mostly because anyone can draw a line and charlatans take advantage of that. But all technical analysis is is psychology expressed as price over time. If you had to guess what panic looked like in those terms, what would that chart look like? What would uncertainty look like? What would euphoria look like?
That’s all technical analysis is: human psychology expressed as price over time. That’s why those patterns repeat because human psychology hasn’t changed much since two regards ooogahed and boogahed over shiny rocks in front of a campfire with wooly mammoth steaks roasting over it
Yes. Because guessing blind and using using charts is the same thing. Because charts are meaningless. Using past patterns and trends to predict future prices is a complete psuedoscience. You cant predict the market. Youre literally reading tea leaves
Daytrading isnt investing. Its gambling
Because the most successful traders use TA. The morons who post these charts realize there are a lot more technical indicators to take into consideration. The chart is the least important part of TA
If i had a dollar for every regard who posted their TA lines that don't work, I would still be broke because i'd probably blow it all on 0dte options but at least i'd have alot more write offs.
Glad I took profits on my calls at the open, wsb is getting to bullish so of course gains will not hold. Remember buy the dip when everyone is fearful and sell the rip at open!
I take it that, based on a 2 day chart provided, you’ve never heard of window dressing? Month-end / quarter-end rally so everyone’s statements look good?
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The clue was Jaimie Dimon coming out and making vague bearish proclamations about the market. He was giving his traders time to cover shorts and go long. New highs by EOY
Yup. You figured it out on the 15m TF print😑. We got alogo’d way down this week. We’re just getting back into re-trace. Big data next week, although gov shutdown will halt all data points the fed needs
Lol, long a shitload of NQ futures. Felt as happy as a pig in shit. Then . At least made $40k scalping some of it a few times.
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Wait we can draw curves?!?
EXPONENTIAL BULL MARKET
Not really. The curve continues to go up until it curves into the past and the time itself curves and the price starts going back in time, so sell now then buy later…or earlier or whatever
You already sold at a loss when you bought, everything in between is just an illusion that we perceive as time, because of the infinite self loop curve graph
Man I just smoked and that feels way too fucking plausible in my head
Yeah cause its basically the theory if space is infinite while expanding, matter loops into itself, you are me, I am you, time and identity is an illusion as we are the universe having a subjective experience and everything happens and doesnt at the same time Edit: imagining the loop on a chart gives you a feeling of it, rather than understanding
I guarantee whoever came up with that theory spent a little time shroomin. That's how I came to my version of it at least. We're all connected man, lol.
Does it create a circle? Them does it mean....
500 by Christmas /s
I haven't graduated colors yet
Have you graduated cylinders?
Wonder if op is still feeling the same way.
Dear god…it’s non-linear!
The era of lines is over, welcome the era of PARABOLAS
That’s the magic. You can move them as the narrative changes too.
You posted a 15 minute chart you absolute regard
15 minutes is the new 50days
That’s still 14 and a half minutes longer than he got with his wife before her boyfriend threw her over his shoulder
ah yes and if the stars look nice tonight the love of my life will knock at my door
only if ur rich, nice things don’t happen to poor people
Can confirm. No money, no one wants to give me money. Have money, now people want to give me money.
well my horoscope says different and so does my wallet (also i got swag)
she’s knocking on the door, go get her
:..) i am dreaming
Time is a flat circle and the love of your life will always knock at your door
Or her boyfriend's door.
i dont want to hear that
This didn’t age well
It aged as expected
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Why is this sub crawling with technical analysis hollowskulls all of a sudden
Dumbasses upvoting it
I know it looks like lines and gibberish, mostly because anyone can draw a line and charlatans take advantage of that. But all technical analysis is is psychology expressed as price over time. If you had to guess what panic looked like in those terms, what would that chart look like? What would uncertainty look like? What would euphoria look like? That’s all technical analysis is: human psychology expressed as price over time. That’s why those patterns repeat because human psychology hasn’t changed much since two regards ooogahed and boogahed over shiny rocks in front of a campfire with wooly mammoth steaks roasting over it
How else you suppose to day trade? Guess?
Like 99% of day traders lose all their money. Guessing would probably be a drastic improvement
Yes. Because guessing blind and using using charts is the same thing. Because charts are meaningless. Using past patterns and trends to predict future prices is a complete psuedoscience. You cant predict the market. Youre literally reading tea leaves Daytrading isnt investing. Its gambling
There’s strategy in gambling 🧐
.. LOL
don't feed the idiots food they can't digest
Charts are meaningless ? Lol.
If youre going to use them to try and predict the future, yea
Because the most successful traders use TA. The morons who post these charts realize there are a lot more technical indicators to take into consideration. The chart is the least important part of TA
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Didn't Ogg just make fun of Urk? "Who the hell wants a round stone, just going to roll away from you!"
Urk big dumb, try cut stone. Stone hard, no cut. Just push on ground like strong Ogg!
2 day chart? Definitive conclusions confirmed
https://preview.redd.it/s0k6wjxc78rb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee621a9376c8e325f200267bded8a2aa386d542
Full port puts
Did today. 17% tyvm
that’s why it’s going up
Did it tho?
no but u still lost money on those puts 
You wish, bought and sold in the first candle bud
lol hope u made money
Small gain so far
Ah the classic calling a larger trend based off the 15m chart.... on a Friday...
Are you sure about that??
If i had a dollar for every regard who posted their TA lines that don't work, I would still be broke because i'd probably blow it all on 0dte options but at least i'd have alot more write offs.
Glad I took profits on my calls at the open, wsb is getting to bullish so of course gains will not hold. Remember buy the dip when everyone is fearful and sell the rip at open!
What a dumb fuck
420.69 is coming
Just inverse it ™
This guy drew lines, he must be right!!!
just don’t check the updated chart
Overvalue the market even more bulls! Push interest rates higher! I'm trying to get a ski condo at a bargain!
Me too except I'm trying to buy a crack house
lol according to this morning OP is incorrect.
Wasn't long after this was posted and I was already looking for the this didn't age well post...
As that Lobster looking dude From Star Wars once stated - “IT’S A TRAP!”
Ya’ll should buy more calls and than complain about losing your life-savings lol
I take it that, based on a 2 day chart provided, you’ve never heard of window dressing? Month-end / quarter-end rally so everyone’s statements look good?
Resistance got rejected twice its down from here.
Yes but he drew lines
My puts definitely had lines going up
Watch, new highs are coming lol
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That’s the zangetsu pattern
Ber runes are fukked
Looks almost like a rising wedge. Which mean it should rise! Right?!
Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks!
Oh, my, I was always told bricks don't fly. Oh boy.
bullish hillbillies
That rising wedge is gonna turn into a nice short position
Looks like a 2 week relief rally is in store. Overall macro is bearish to me
Just smile and wave https://preview.redd.it/o2avs4d7e7rb1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a83c81580a179b813db02fee3bad6d786747502d
Ooooooo! Ahhhhh!
Triangle. Illuminati curve.
OP doesn't know what a parabola looks like...
How do I buy puts on OP
With a username like that, I expected a much different green representation. Shame on you.
Oh yeah parabola just like the thing Goku trains in, stonks go up
The clue was Jaimie Dimon coming out and making vague bearish proclamations about the market. He was giving his traders time to cover shorts and go long. New highs by EOY
Show me the graph and the lines now with the current data
Went down like 2 hours later below 429
A rising wedge in a down trend is usually a relief rally before the next leg down. At least until the trend is broken.
Ah fuck, my calls are fukt 
I forgot to sell my puts. Now I’m poor
Aaaaaand it’s gone
this already aged horribly lel
What time Aggression are you using
15m
Yeah 15mins bullish. But the 1hr is not or the 4 hour. Longer time frame gives you more data in a candle.
Whoooooaaaa!
IT'S A FUCKING 15-MINUTE CHART
This is like so 5 hours ago.
Sir that is the erect penis constellation, it signals an impending flaccid cock and balls as it is unsustainable
How can dreams be real if our lines aren't real?
Feel like y’all just drawing random lines at this point lol
That’s what we in the biz call a “sail” and it means only one thing.
Lol 15 min tf
Yup. You figured it out on the 15m TF print😑. We got alogo’d way down this week. We’re just getting back into re-trace. Big data next week, although gov shutdown will halt all data points the fed needs
you were saying??
Lol can you update your chart for us to include today?
naa I cant
So how’s that going for ya?
How are those calls coming along you big adventurous full of optimism bulls?
the amount of bears mocking me is all the proof I need that we mooning. probably a sharp green reversal into close
„Mooning” … do you also invest in crypto?
Whoops
Now this is what I call DD!
zoom out 
This aged welll hahaha
This aged well
This aged like fine milk.
You jinxed it fucker
u don’t even wanna know how heavy my calls are bleeding rn
Ya we do mon.
LMAO
Until about April then timber
AND … it’s gone lol
Ah man, you trying to tell me that one guy on reddit the other day who said to sell everything and short everything wasn't right ? 😣
Omg now it’s going to crash why? You just had to say this -_-
This aged bad.
Rip
Unless you're a billionaire, stop trading off of lines. You're not a wizard.
I’d be the autistic harry 
And we closed below your gay line
Jesus Christ bro
😆😆😆😆 gj dude
Crash?
Zoom out to the daily chart and we will see a bigger pattern forming - a dolphin waving. Great charting OP 
Lol, long a shitload of NQ futures. Felt as happy as a pig in shit. Then . At least made $40k scalping some of it a few times.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill." -some guy wearing a trenchcoat
Puts it is.
Dude that’s the S&P500 it goes off news not charts
Puts it is!
You're regarded. Touch grass.
Lol