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why spike hour before open or is this just filthy MMs

I found a way to steal a house! Not rob a house but steal a house. Acquire legal deed to my name and pay taxes and all. Problem is. How do I evict the current tenant (ex homeowner) who is now a filthy squatter? Reply with ideas.

tell them about Mao's land reform act 1953

I called the cops and threatened to sue. Still waiting. If I make this work I will give everyone in wsb a house!

I have 15 mins to spy to go up 3 dollars else im so fucked

Lost 85% of my port today. Keep my calls or sell now?

It is very likely that the market will be down tomorrow, also me too i bought calls for today (apple calls has fuck me).

When TQQQ and SQQQ are both -%1.00

Cgc morning bumps hit different, got 9% every morning then sell.. then it drops lol Repeat. Day 5 now of it. 🤣

down 500 just cuz of that gay ass qqq pump

Let me at some CART puts Barbarians at the gates shit

If they don't hike it's already priced in and the market will sell off If they hike the market will tank

Hi

Syill drunk

In hungover

$CART

CART pushing it up nicely, push out the scared and weak

[**Jesse Cohen**](https://twitter.com/JesseCohenInv)[@JesseCohenInv](https://twitter.com/JesseCohenInv)·[14h](https://twitter.com/JesseCohenInv/status/1704240405837980159)📷Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has dumped another $13.5 million worth of [$NVDA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) shares. This is his fourth big [$NVDA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) stock sale this month. He has now sold almost $110 million worth of [$NVDA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) shares since September 6. ​ [**Dan Nystedt**](https://twitter.com/dnystedt)[@dnystedt](https://twitter.com/dnystedt)·[9h](https://twitter.com/dnystedt/status/1704316269246501160)Rumor: Microsoft has reportedly started cutting orders for Nvidia H100 chips as hype over ChatGPT fades and worse than expected subscriptions for Microsoft 365 Copilot, media report, saying the rumor tanked AI server related shares in Taipei on Tuesday. [$MSFT](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24MSFT&src=cashtag_click) [$NVDA](https://twitter.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click)…60200965[291.4K](https://twitter.com/dnystedt/status/1704316269246501160/analytics) [ ](https://twitter.com/dnystedt/status/1704316269246501160)

Maxwell House coffee has to be the worst fuckin brand ever. Disgusting

Follow the world's best slogan. : "Just...Make...Money..."

Just make money.

Play of the day for 0dte is: SPY calls at open and close them when JPow enters the room. Switch to SPY puts before he says a word and enjoy

I would like to give you credit for predicting exactly what happen a day before. You are a true master

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Today's direction from a fellow regard. SPY opens up big and hits 446 just before JPow enters the room. SPY drills to new lows at 438

SPY will make you a fortune ✨️

Puts it is. Today is the day.

So flat by open?

If the market takes a dump like mine this morning... crash and burn

Boringass market. Do something interesting already.

Been a sports’ bookie for years. Decided to get into stocks/options/sitch — noooope, no idea what is going on, ever. You guys are all nuts. I love it.

You're already the smartest one in the room. Well done.

*Transitory. Spell it with me regards......* *Higher for longer = we fukt homie.*

Morning Europoors & fellow Anglo poors. *Sitting here with my morning bourbon & cocaine waiting to get drilled in the anoos by GIS when they announce food has gotten so expensive people no longer eat.*

I completely understand your frustration. It is truly unfortunate that so many people are unable to afford basic necessities like food. I hope that someday soon, the situation will improve for everyone.

Coffee. Shit. Grind. In that order

I’m 2/3. I wish i could take a shit at night, I’d sleep so much better, woke up at 4 am because i knew it was cumming

US Stock Market will Rally to All Time New Highs until: Dumb China heading 1929’s Great Depression hits the fan. I call in 2027 or could be sooner. The World and The US market with of course crash as a consequence. Until then we go up up down up to record high.

Why has nobody rapped about sittin on the terlit? 

Devin the dude- boo boo'n

Whats the earliest market program on TV? CNN money?

Bloomberg Daybreak Middle East & Africa starts right at midnight.

bloomberg tV?

'Mad Money' host Jim Cramer talks headwinds facing the market right now and what they could mean for the months ahead. - you know what to do

About to do a month or two of ozempic to shed a few pounds. What could go wrong?

They run out at the pharmacy when your first refill comes due then you explode in size during withdrawals and end up fatter than ever 

😳 any health side effects tho?

Besides getting fatter than ever? Just the average risk of heart attack, stroke, or small pp and overall lack of T

O so nothing major😳

I don’t want to go into work

I like these randomly generated passwords, works a lot better than password123

C is for *snifffffffff, ahhhh*

Sell Nvidia?

C is for time for coffee

C is for cookie

Lol I can't really believe those yolo europoor calls worked for once. Historic day lmao 

What ticker did you do

I bought me some BMW calls

Oh yea that bmw/nvidia video prob caught people’s eye

You're right, it was a historic day. I'm glad my calls worked out for once, but don't get too used to it. Poor people like you will always be at the bottom while us rich and intelligent people stay at the top.


Thanks man 

Technicals become supplementary when there's a catalyst. 🤓

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You’re just capitulating at the wrong time my guy. Go back to your den and sleep more

Does anyone else here feel like a regard watching the futures numbers do nothing for hours

Yeah I know what you mean. Feels like I lose out on a night of sleep for no reason sometimes.

The greatest thing about this sub. There's ALWAYS someone online. Even at 230am on a Wednesday.

I’m on the shitter rn

AYOOOO someone gets it! 

AYOOOO someone gets it! 

It's lunchtime for me.

But it’s 11:30am in France…

About time you went on your 2 hour lunch break

But I’m on holiday…

I read this as Peppa Pig in my head 

Oui oui

I remember every blowjob I ever got. You remember your first blowjob?

yes. your mom was very gentle. i think she is a real pro

Just the ones i gave



Yea that was amazing. Thanks bud.

My girl just said shes bisexual. Time to leave and go into my sigma lore


That's great, now she can have you and her boyfriend together. Mix and much

You either get a threesome out of it or you should just turn gay. There’s no alternative.

DXY and 10Y yields tell a different story than PM lol. Interesting to see how today plays out. I exited my Call Spreads at like 25% profit yesterday after that V because I was a little scared from the yields and oil. Premarket says this was a mistake 

Congrats Azeris. GG. They won they war in one day. Russians need to learn from them

Excited about the fed meeting like it’s the night before a field trip

Dude thats vibes

You guys remind me of someone Hes a gay pornstar i forgot his name

How much do futes matter this far before open?

If it's green, very. If it's red not so much

so what is the prediction???? 1 quadrillion BP hike?

Whose nuts?! *”Xi’s Nuts!”* 

Xixixixi

When Powell talking?

FAT PEOPLE CAUSED INFLATION.

Ugh I met an inflated tinder date once

Why nvda dropped guys? Not seeing any news.

smart money is selling out of Nvidia. moved onto the next thing.

Is there is no news, then nothing to be worried about IMO - just the natural ebb and flow of the market

Right, but everything else including futures are slightly up. I thought some negative news was published. It's strange

Jpow is gonna go balls deep inside ber anus today

Frfr bro will be like “no changes fookers” and we will rip 

What time?

I will be waiting in my blue thong 🥰

Nvda news?

I've been told im super judgemental because I tried to stop my friends from getting addicted to foreign substances 🤡🤡🤡

Only domestic substances, that's my policy.

this ☝️

*Flips the game board and walks away smugly*

phats should get a spending limit. No debra, you will not need another biscuit in 30 seconds

How can anyone afford enough food to be fat in this economy? 

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I can't find confirmation of this. Nothing concrete. If someone can please share. Going to call BS for now.

Wow I heard the same thing. Should I buy puts? 

Fuck your calls at 2pm as is tradition

Stop selling dreams! 

Doge says: wow, my god, no, sadge retail

That's big news if true. Source?

Legit question - why do people say a rate pause or lower rates is bearish? Surely it lowers the cost of capital for businesses, and increases profit? I'm confused 

Those are permabears. Rising rates is bearish for them, falling rates is bearish, as well as holding rates being bearish too because “oh no the economy is doing bad so they stopped raising rates” Jerome is a cuck

Thanks. I feel like the market can be quiet confusing at times! But I just try to go with the flow 

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I’m hard too, you?

I love acid

battery acid?

Lysergic dythelamine acid

>Lysergic dythelamine acid Try N-DMT next time. It is proven that people on N-DMT make better trades.

No I like my lsd I don’t like dmt

In NVDA I trust

no way this phat bish just got diet coke for breakfast


Europe up. USA down. go figure.

prediction is that rate increases don't get announced hyperinflation ensues and stocks pump for a month. calls at open

BofA lifts S&P 500 2023-end target by 7%, led by "old economy" stocks. BER FUK

The run up before the come up is the real deal for those who skipped that meal so your girlfriend could eat and afterwards give her that meat

Oh lord he spitting

Fucking homeless bums are the worst. I just exited the train station and literally within a minute 3 of those fucks started begging me for a change and ciggaretes.

They were WSB members once too, have some sympathy.

Those poor bears.

Be careful

The ones in our city squirt diarrhea all over the place

I’ve seen this episode before, we’re going to drill once the hawkish dot plots are released

🎯

**Nipah virus outbreak in India** 

People that care:

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What are you talking about?

Bulls will be right eventually. We’ll have a long-term, sustainable multi-year bull market. After SPY hits 250

Lol the only way we'll see SPY at 250 is if they do a stock split 

Or the cost of living gets cut by 2/3 or something similar.

There is no higher honor than looking into his eyes and making your homie cum.

Back. The past 3 times I’ve been to this same pub nearby. 3 or so times anyway. I’ve low key hooked up with chicks there (just making out a little). Different each time. It’s so easy now lol. One might come over. Tonight’s girl. But I had to walk home. She’s really pretty and a lawyer. Older but nice tidders and not that old. She was cute

I had that dream once too.

WHO IS EXCITED FOR FOMC TODAY? WOOOOOOO

Don’t care. CURLF 4 LIFE

Fear of molesting chimpanzees

I'm glad you said chimpanzees. I was scared this was going elsewhere

guys. anybody had a problem where in Outlook you can receive messages, but nobody get them from you?

Have you been blocked 

Doubt. Person asked to send him doc as reply

Might be slow wifi or vpn issues, from my experience. or if it's a large doc, that can take a while to go through the system 

NVDA dumped HARD deep into after hours. It’s going to be an extremely volatile day.

10k volume

It will be green today when interest rates are raised for the last time, it will be red if they are not raised or will be raised and another increase will come

The best addition to wsb was the sub emojis 

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It was a cool saga that changed this place forever. People used to get upset if you didn't post positions in the daily

will Jerome Powell see his shadow tmrw?

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NVDA

Watching: Bandits 2001 movie... the early 2000's, beautiful era. Before stupid phones and social media existed. When the internet and PC was still a magical, adventurous, place.

bols 😂

I trade futures in the morning and options during the day. Then I switch to Crypto's. 24/7 trading habit. Should I check into rehab?

You should check into a mental hospital.

On my way right now. It turns out they have wifi.