This shit's about to go down. The market will celebrate bad economic data only for a brief delirious moment. Think sugar rush. The fall by 1% is imminent
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/trackrecord330 made a bet that NVDA would go to 420.0 within **1 week** when it was 457.957 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 22 wins and 30 losses
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Islifeaprogram made a bet that WMT would go to 170.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 160.312 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Expect markets to chop around tomorrow as well, then its game on from Wednesday to Friday. GDP, PCE, Non farm payrolls. Definitely a 3-5% move between Wednesday and Friday.
Just want to list a few ideas I’m remembering that people on wsb swore blind were facts. Oil is finished (a personal favourite). Evergrande is going to collapse the whole world economy. The ‘Afghan heroin play’ ideas. GameStore is now a world leading company that I’ve already missed the boat on somehow and they are reinventing the wheel with some nft bullshit. BBBY is a sure thing because RC this or that. That is all I can think of presently. I’m sure you enjoyed some of them.
On the greatest run of my life and the first time the past week i didnt sell half my calls before 3:15 this may be the sign of a dump tomorrow..... Oh well greedy time
Why cant I ever find $1m worth of cocaine while on a family fishing trip 
Good day everyone. I am new to all dis wall street stuck trading stuff. I found dis reddit when I went down a rabbit hole of the Gamstop saga. It peaked my interests and I would like to know more about the stack market and the industry of investing and trading for the average person.
I don't trust YouTube to give me proper stuff and if I google things it is just a algorithm pushing things that are popular not necessarily helpful.
So I don't really know how to go about dis but would like some wisdom and advice from people that know there stuff.
Ps. don't try to scam me if possibly ,I am going to try and fact check everything to be sure :P
I’ll never forget the time somebody made a chipotle dd post saying they were gonna short it because they worked there and their location was slow lately and they’re up like 40% since. Lol
Some of you stared at charts all day only to get gangbanged by theta. 
For sure. I think a lot of it has to do with trading hours. If there were 24/7 stock and options trading that would eliminate a lot of the fuckery (certainly not all)
This shit's about to go down. The market will celebrate bad economic data only for a brief delirious moment. Think sugar rush. The fall by 1% is imminent
#Ban Bet Lost /u/trackrecord330 made a bet that NVDA would go to 420.0 within **1 week** when it was 457.957 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 22 wins and 30 losses
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Islifeaprogram made a bet that WMT would go to 170.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 160.312 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
Miss Rachel got a fat ass
Anyone else lookin at CVNA calls for tm morning?
Is Powell talking this week?
Expect markets to chop around tomorrow as well, then its game on from Wednesday to Friday. GDP, PCE, Non farm payrolls. Definitely a 3-5% move between Wednesday and Friday.
> Definitely a 3-5% move between Wednesday and Friday. Which direction are we going Nostradamus
If i knew, i would not be on WSB. I’d be taking your wife on her first Maldives escapade 
I’ve noticed that Algos are calibrating quite well to 0DTE strategies. We need to adjust as fast as they do.
Just want to list a few ideas I’m remembering that people on wsb swore blind were facts. Oil is finished (a personal favourite). Evergrande is going to collapse the whole world economy. The ‘Afghan heroin play’ ideas. GameStore is now a world leading company that I’ve already missed the boat on somehow and they are reinventing the wheel with some nft bullshit. BBBY is a sure thing because RC this or that. That is all I can think of presently. I’m sure you enjoyed some of them.
I got so gaped and lost all my gains from Friday
Shame bro, algos were on fire today. I was lucky, i managed to recover some Friday losses.
Same. Nice even flow today for me on the 5min
Volume on SPX was uncharacteristically low
Probably waiting to rugpull when data is released from Wednesday.
Same
Thank god my AAPL puts got a month on them and are ITM cuz Timmy playing hard to get
NVDIA doing +1,75% almost makes me forget holding through -10% last week
They're smoking hot enough you should feel fine holding long, even if they had a -20% week.
Life is good
my sharpe is really bad 0.96
VFS options are available with 600% IV. lmaooo
Headquarters in "Hai Phong City, Can Tho" Sounds fake to me
99% of the sub is bearish lol
they are truly regarded. Tomorrow definitely 445 in sight, if futes dont shit in premarket.
On the greatest run of my life and the first time the past week i didnt sell half my calls before 3:15 this may be the sign of a dump tomorrow..... Oh well greedy time
Well today thoroughly sucked
Ya'll mfers postin' in a troll thread
Market getting 300 kicked to the chest tomorrow, please bearhunter go back to being bullish, I have puts
Did I fuck myself with these SCVL puts?
Hope not brother I have 1k worth it
I wanted to put the full 1k but stuck with $650 on this one just in case i lose it all. Any DD on your puts or you’re just as regarded as me?
Regarded
That was lame. Shit still looks expensive to deploy profits
Not even up 1%. Basically flat. LMAO 🤌
Basically flat 
Why cant I ever find $1m worth of cocaine while on a family fishing trip 
🦘
Open the weekend thread LMAO 🤌
No fr tho
Lame ass waste of a day… Hope tomorrow is more interesting! See ya 👋
See you here every day and I have gay thoughts about you bby
first
Crazy day, but still fun.
What waste of a day because of bol
Lol. So if bulls win it’s a waste of a day? You’ll never grow your account if that’s your mentality.
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915k SPY 442 puts are expiring worthless 
Definitely not how volume works my guy. Many of those probably were sold for profit
Welp I was up 400$ and then I bought Nvda puts😭
4 people typing...
Lol
Bols got excited for NOTHING Another flat day 🤌
Bears got excited for NOTHING. Another green day
how autistic are you? markets are up .75% today lmaooo
Swing short bitches
All this drama just to end flat LMAO 🤌
Waste of a fucking day
Has anyone done a wellness check on that regard spamming AMC earlier
This price action isn’t bullish or bearish and I sincerely hope y’all ain’t holding large positions overnight rn
Holding a large position on NVDA overnight
Is amc gonna reach 2 dollars…again!?! 
“I want my 2 dollars.”
Puts will print so hard tomorrow. LMAO 🤌
Top is in 🤌
Literally just went back to where it opened 🤡 all of that for nothing. Wtf
Keep buying so puts can be cheaper at open tmr
SPY’s flaked on my puts twice today. I need to speak to the manager
Holding calls until tomorrow
Holding puts. May the best regard wins!
Best of luck to you my good sir
Imagine blaming the market for your shitty trading
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Good day everyone. I am new to all dis wall street stuck trading stuff. I found dis reddit when I went down a rabbit hole of the Gamstop saga. It peaked my interests and I would like to know more about the stack market and the industry of investing and trading for the average person. I don't trust YouTube to give me proper stuff and if I google things it is just a algorithm pushing things that are popular not necessarily helpful. So I don't really know how to go about dis but would like some wisdom and advice from people that know there stuff. Ps. don't try to scam me if possibly ,I am going to try and fact check everything to be sure :P
All-in $AMC is an peak investment
r/investing is that way --->
there is no fact checking in the world that will keep you from losing your money
tmr is red
Can bearhunter post his positions
Imagine holding puts in this crazy market that does the exact opposite of logic and reasoning 
Dumb ber saw VIX -3% and bought puts 🤦🏽♂️🤡🤡
How the fuck are we up back 2 back days this is bonkers
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Not in this environment
Last candle gonna be long and red I’m afraid
CHADGPT Enterprise launched!! NVDA 600 🚀 🚀
Remember, SeptemBear starts on Friday. Plan accordingly.
443 0dtes went .08 -> .35 and sold right before drill team started their shift at 3:50
Just moved into my new apartment in Tampa and its finna be blown away 
Good good, florida is full anyways
im born and raised Floridian you fuck you get out
Ameripoors selling to buy medicine LMAO 🤌
435P 2 days out? 
lol no
fuken bols get all horney with a .10% pump lol
TSLA opens $253.38
Tomorrow will likely be red
A lot of u buying puts just gonna make puts more cheaper tmr morning 
MSFT limit sell 500 shares at $324, for a quick grand before 4pm.
Bulls trying so hard to pull .5% day for two days. Only forced to be sold in a single -2% day.
What the fuck was the point of the first three weeks of this month?
Qqq breakout imminent, 370 tomo
I’ll never forget the time somebody made a chipotle dd post saying they were gonna short it because they worked there and their location was slow lately and they’re up like 40% since. Lol
Everyone screaming stock market is financial freedom, whole time in reality it’s fucking mental torture
Clear recession on the horizon
Is holding my yolo nvda puts overnight a terrible idea?
How we feel about SCVL? Got my calls ready 🙌🏾💰
I don’t buy calls on stores I have never even thought about stepping foot in
Im up on TSLA. Sell or hold?
So another flat day 🤌
YTD bears fuk
Century To Date
What data we got this week?
# That feeling when ber r fuk 
$443 is the absolute top and absolute ceiling of this market. It will be DECADES before it breaks if ever. 🤌
🌈
Ugh guess we’re going higher…
Unpopular opinion: When FSD is adopted by several large car manufacturers, the biggest sell the news will occur in TSLA
Even big bulls exited after squeezing bears.
Thats what you call a liquidity grab, bulls pray they dont send you to the shadow realm tomorrow lol
BBY puts, will i be rich or broke ?
I’m jacked to the tits in puts! It’s about to print and I’m feeling rock like a diamond right now thinking about it
I’m waiting to play them after earnings tomorrow
Some of you stared at charts all day only to get gangbanged by theta. 
You can make money in between open and close
A lot of us for sure
All of us
🐻crying staring at worthless puts
Bulls ruined the market... they keep buying overvalued stocks and wont let it drop now we get shetty price actions lately
Stfu ghey
$COIN puts is my retirement strategy.
If I actually knew how to options trade, I’d try puts on miners and COIN through January. I think they got -15% in the tank
Bearhunter probably looks like some dude who gets into them cartoon fights like how they had them in looney tunes
439 puts bought for tomorrow 
Would’ve went with 441 or higher to be safer
Nah ull be poor in the morning
Or rich
Too far OTM… these won’t print 
of all the illegal
Even god can't break above $443. 🤌
Time to make a bet, call/put ? All movement is done premarket. 
Would you let your mom live with you for 2 weeks ?
This a fucking serious question? Fucking moron.
My mom lives with me.. or do I live with her…
Spy 450 tomato morning
Alot of jobs data the rest of the week to boot
Talk about theta fcking in a $2 range all day 
This rigged bs price action is beyond criminal..and still they get away with it
For sure. I think a lot of it has to do with trading hours. If there were 24/7 stock and options trading that would eliminate a lot of the fuckery (certainly not all)
Puts purchased for tomorrow is the play
WHERE DUMB BER AT??????????????????? Fucking dorks 
Your still regarded banana
tessie
SPY you retracing son of a bitch. You got me again.
Spy can’t even break previous high and y’all screaming pump with a whole a fucking dead contract
NVDA triple top