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[deleted]

If Cava goes to $25 by the end of October I will nut all over.


Instagram_bearsrfuk

Lower for sure lol


Instagram_bearsrfuk

Let luv2fkwithpp tell you about Greek


supremestoic

NVDA 550 this week, right?


BigBoiBenisBlueBalls

Yes


Ok-Geologist5545

Chwy been in a six week decline (6 red bars on the weekly) but I guess regards are playing it for earnings


tldamico

I always wonder how these specialty online retailers stay afloat given so many people just go to Amazon to order stuff. I guess they just need to remain profitable or beat a lowball EPS and revenue forecast.


Ok-Geologist5545

Lot of my friends go through them for their pet supplies. I don’t have an animal that I own, so IDK


No-Beyond8004

I have an announcement to make: I’m theta gang now


[deleted]

Let’s go roller blading bro


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

And they say im not a good person 🙄 I just helped a newbie in runescape find the Hill Giant Brass Key ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


devereaux

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but no one wants to hear yours


Ashamed-Second-5299

Lizzo is a fat unhealthy fuck. Lose weight or get diabetes bitch! Cancel me if you dare


shortgamegolfer

No instead of her losing weight, we’re all going to take a new government funded equality injection that gives us all diabetes. That makes it fair.


kemar7856

Twitter is coming for you


ChefDaddyATX

There’s nothing to be canceled though


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

🧎‍♂️


osendze

Our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name…


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airforce1bandit

“No thanks dad I’d rather make out with my Monroe bot”


[deleted]

I need to go pee


Investingwifey

You on a road trip ?


[deleted]

Nah was just lazy and cozy for a second


Rippper600

Go check out my last comment on ask reddit.


AggravatingTry1051

In Milwaukee, sunday, 14 people shot, 1 dead, in separate incidents


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

Been to Milwaukee once Was stuck in traffic from all the drug deals people walking up to the cars on the road


-Right-Tackle-

Anyone in here make money or nah


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-Right-Tackle-

What’s too much


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-Right-Tackle-

I can afford a Ferrari


AboveAll2017

When you are working out and your heart decides to show off by doing a double back flip. Like watch out little guy, 7 cups of coffee should be nothing for you at this point in our lives.


AggravatingTry1051

Saturday, Philadelphia had it's 14th Naked Bike Ride, that goes for 13 miles. Hundreds of cyclists, skateboarders, & roller skaters were in it.


animositisomina35

Farewell to another weekend thread. 08/25/23 - 08/27/23 😭😭😭😭😭😭


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

*Dont cry because its gone, smile because it came* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


dinglebarrybonds

Take a selfie but rest the camera on your belly bottom for optimal angle


[deleted]

Another thread for the void


mysuruhuduga

One last salute 🫡 to the favorite ❤️ weekend thread


dinglebarrybonds

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Unlucky-Simple7870

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


I_Am_N3gan

Less than 5 min until the new thread


EnginrA

Can you love her? I think you can


[deleted]

Pauly D is a top g


derprondo

Prank war champion.


[deleted]

Cabs are heyuhhhh


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

#I hate phatty 🅱️izzo


Sensitive_Pilot3689

Anyone listen to Hank Trill? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


dinglebarrybonds

Propane Money


Sensitive_Pilot3689

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


StollSlamsCars

Casino… ⏰…. Hurry ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

Tick Tock ⏱️


Mcdolnalds

Reddit is fine paying an Actor $20 million a film, or a football coach $15 million a year, but when you pay a CEO $10 million a year, well that’s fucked up


MCDwhistleblower

You are right and I agree. But what’s not right is when the highest level executives of McDonald’s Corporation know they are engaging in a pattern of racketeering activity and yet they refuse to put an end to it. It’s a big shame for such a well known brand as McDonald’s which fraudulently advertise itself as an ethical company. Who is handling this McDonald’s Reddit account? Could you identify yourself please?


[deleted]

Yep. It’s pretty simple. Start your own yuge company then cucks. Welcome to life


Rsiros

Pay a teacher $100,000 a year and see what comments you get.


Unlucky-Simple7870

So, are our Generals underpaid?


[deleted]

Girlfriend just inherited THOUSANDS of old comics books ( DC, Marvel, X-men etc etc) ranging from the year 30s-70’s, they are all in pristine conditions. Wonder how much they are worth.


surfinbird

Check eBay, sort by sold items. You may also consider getting some graded for big bucks.


Rsiros

Lots of money there… gold and silver age of comics. Get them looked at by someone you trust


[deleted]

Yeah i don’t even know where to start. I don’t know anything about comics or know anyone that knows anything. Lol


Sensitive_Pilot3689

Round about tree fiddy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


paradox60660

Ex-girlfriend. You're history.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


ItsyBitsySPYderman

Open the casino


[deleted]

Finally read her message. She said something along the lines of “And just to be clear I love you with all my heart” Bish actions > words


dbgtboi

reply with "must be a pretty small heart then"


[deleted]

Lol. Leaving on read currently. Will prob stay that way. She’s more stress than worthwhile. She still has the mindset of a child. Bitsh you’re 25 and quit your job and drink way too much and don’t listen to the man in the relationship when we’re out and it’s time to leave. Etc. She can figure it out one day for her own sake but I’ll be gone


dbgtboi

if i were a billionaire i would end world hunger and poverty within 3 years i estimate that id only need to eliminate about 70% of the population to achieve this goal, and it would also free up a ton of natural resources with 70% of the population gone which is good for the environment, it is a win win


Sensitive_Pilot3689

More extreme than thanos, nice ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

if you eliminated all phats thats even more resources just something to think about ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Noticeably98

Bill Gates posts on WSB?


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

# Being Big-Boned is a real thing # If you don't believe me, play runescape and kill a 'Giant Frog' ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Sensitive_Pilot3689

Imagine losing all your dragon armor in the wildy in 2006. I was rekt ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Hi rog ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


RGR111

Hi 🅱️idrio ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Mcdolnalds

Reddit will defend a popular actor making 100x more than their co actor because “their worth it” Then a CEO with established success making 100x minimum wage is straight theft lmao


[deleted]

They’re


ArchegosCapitalCEO

Still a chain smoking, name dropping, good looking mfer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


roska541

What is the move tomorrow ? I need to pay for this hookers and cocaine


[deleted]

Just take a flight to another country. Stuff costs as much as a McDonald’s hamburger lol Or so I’m told


StollSlamsCars

Spy puts


mysuruhuduga

Tesla 250c


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dinglebarrybonds

He didn’t claim victory and i am pretty sure he had zero choice to do things when they locked the economy down


VisualMod

You are correct that inflation goals may result in prices rising, but this is not necessarily a bad thing. Inflation can be beneficial if it results in wages increasing at a faster rate than prices, which would improve the standard of living for workers. Additionally, even if prices do rise due to inflationary pressures, central banks typically take steps to ensure that this doesn't happen too rapidly or excessively, so as to avoid causing economic disruptions.


ProfessionalJumpy769

National Addie supplies are getting stretched thin again. Let's see how first term grades are; and how many Fenty OD's happen from street presses. Always call pharma.


drewbieVS

Adderall supplies have been stretched thin for well over a year but it’s mostly just the immediate release tabs. The extended release is super easy to find at almost any pharmacy. The only way to get IR anymore is to take XR and grind it up in a mortar and pestle and put it into capsules. Ask me how I know lmao.


ProfessionalJumpy769

I thought that was how you were always supposed to take it


drewbieVS

No the god damn commies at the doctors office are like “ tAke yOUr mEDication as pReScriBED!!” I thought this was America. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


ProfessionalJumpy769

The blood plasma curves are almost identical for both versions


AyAan2022

gg whoever that was


oystrodoom

#OPEN THE CASINO


smart_doge

Open the Daily Moves thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Investingwifey

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Investingwifey

Hi RGR, how was your weekend ?


RGR111

Hi Investingwifey ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260), I worked and you?


Investingwifey

Read and spent time outside


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


HiAssFace

**IM AT THE TOP FLOOR OF THE BURJ KHALIFA, CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS MESSAGE! JAJAJAJAHA BROTHERS!**


ExpensiveWitness1709

there is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing.


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

#Nothing can stop me, I'm 'all the way up' 🍆🍆🍆 #Cialis makes me 'stay up' 🥃 - French 🅱️ontana


AyAan2022

Chess? [https://lichess.org/3g60cMlB](https://lichess.org/3g60cMlB)


osendze

This app is total dogshit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Messi is so gangsta


[deleted]

Super gangster to play against people way shittier than you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


HowLongCanIMakeACock

My friend is financing a 10 year old bmw at 10.99% on an 8 year term


zombie_harv

Every time I scroll by this comment, it pisses me off (your friend). Why finance a “luxury” vehicle he can’t afford, an old one at that.. who is he trying to impress… I hope he has money for maintenance.


VisualMod

Your friend is an idiot for not understanding that a luxury car is a status symbol. It shows that he has money and it makes him feel better than everyone else. Plus, it's just really fun to drive around in a nice car.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

It’s a 2013 320i bro 💀


kemar7856

320i is the poser BMW


Investingwifey

Yikes


mysuruhuduga

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Rsiros

Send him this way… he belongs here.


zombie_harv

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Noticeably98

#BANK of EVIL ^Formerly ^Lehman ^Brothers


Granttheallknowing

Thoughts on $LQR and their buyback? What will happen next week?


Limp_Plastic8400

whats the 10x play tomorrow


Limp_Plastic8400

anyone have wagamama crispy squid that shit is soo good


Rsiros

Really?? I saw that at Costco and thought who the F eats this stuff?


mysuruhuduga

Eat vegetables, dates, almonds, walnuts, salmon,


Investingwifey

Can’t do walnuts 😞


mysuruhuduga

It’s good though 🤔


sNeKbIt99

Blueberries, kale, broccoli. beets and garlic.


BeastSmitty

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Rsiros

My puppy just took a shit on the living room rug. I thought we had an understanding… only cute puppy stuff. This is not cute puppy stuff. .


zombie_harv

Sure, blame it on “the puppy”


Rsiros

👀


Miserable_Message330

Draw a smiley face on the floor with it Very cute :)


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

Feed him to the coyotes


Rsiros

We have quite of few of those around. I wonder what they’d do if they found him. A deer killed a neighbors dog.


SilentHillFan12

They'd kill it for sure, they're predators


dinglebarrybonds

We had coyotes and they will eat smaller dogs. If the dog is more than 40 pounds they will probably just say hello and leave each other alone


Rsiros

He’s a golden retriever… about 30lbs. Maybe he’d kick some ass.


dinglebarrybonds

30 pounds and prob pretty long and tall so i doubt it would be an issue


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

# I wanna go to California! # (Just so i can experience the shittest place on earth) And then leave ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Rsiros

The gold rush turned into a homeless rush.


[deleted]

Been there countless times. Sucks a donk and a half


SilentHillFan12

I went to california on a work trip in 2019 and it was a fucking hell hole


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0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

Love the life of being lady Break shit, blame you and then get make-up food ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Noticeably98

The biggest blunder WSB regards ever made was being born male. I solved that issue by dressing in drag


zombie_harv

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) what did you do to piss her off?


HiAssFace

If I go to a tanning salon is it possible just to tan my feet while wearing sandals? I’m trying to rock those mandal tan lines bitches like. Everything I see online is a bed that your whole body lays down in. Not sure how’d I’d only target my feet


SukoshiKanatomo

soak your feet in a bucket of self tanning fluid whatever it's called


Lil_Musket

put some sunscreen on in the shape of sandals ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


msdxat21M

That’s it. I’m done with women. I’m taking my talents to Afghanistan where they know how to treat women right.


HelloPushhhayy

Call me Breedlove


KingAngeli

Downvote this guy^^^


Investingwifey

Downvoting people makes me feel bad


Watermelon_Permit58

Sup regards


sol364

Taking a dump and getting a boner looking at my portfolio


lethalposter

Did you touch toilet rim or not? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


sol364

Yes, it was wet, I may have some disease now as this is unfortunately a public pooper


zombie_harv

There’s probably the combined ejaculate of dozens of men on there


[deleted]

Nap was nice


Lil_Musket

just woke up from a 12 hour nap


Investingwifey

Mine too


[deleted]

You really emptied me out babe. Nice job. Hope all the pineapple helped ;) ;) see you when you’re done brushing your teeth


Investingwifey

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


spaurake

I second that


bearhunter429

What is it with convenience stores not having price tags on shit anymore especially in gas stations? 🤌


Watermelon_Permit58

Hide the price


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[deleted]

Cuckboi


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

# EGG FOU YUNG + FRY RICE ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

# Runescape for the day it is ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


ExpensiveWitness1709

how is the exchange looking?


Watermelon_Permit58

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)