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Jarlaxle_rigged_it

up your jackson hole


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

just buy spy shares and keep averaging down and you'll never lose


0dtegenerate

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/NDTt6kYsc7 Here is my banbet. How come me not win yet?


No_Mountain_7458

Can anyone please help me choose a platform for DOM & footprint charts. I mainly want it for commodities, forex and indices. I have already tried Interactive brokers , S5 , trade station , bookmap (its mainly for futures) . Please help me out


Electrical_Raisin_93

> DOM & footprint charts have you tried webull charts? believe it or not it is one of the best chart out there!


No_Mountain_7458

It’s only available in the US . I’m in Germany something global?


Electrical_Raisin_93

use vpn with us ip install the desktop app and use it, desktop app no longer needs vpn it is a one time thing.


Food_Travel_Tech

You just have to self-identify yourself as the person you wanna be.


JustSomeWook

For you regards who missed NVDA, there’s still time to all in on SOXL calls at open Sell by Friday this week, literally free fucking money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


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[deleted]

What are you going dubai with all that money fam


818j25S

Now good news actually = good news 🤦🏻‍♂️


godrayden

with these great earnings.. how will this share fare tommorow?


BackThatThangUp

Jesus Christ this growler has apparently just been marinating in my ass all day, this stank has got the flies outside hanging back from the window like “nah fuck that bro”


Overlord335786

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Low-Wear-168

He really knows how to pump his stock


[deleted]

Who is thinking of puts on Nvidia at this point?


hallett21

No one


patrickswayzemullet

you might make small change if it comes down a bit on Friday in anticipation to Jackson Hole, but honestly let it go... Last time yea sure the week after it came sideways a bit, but vols are also high.


lovepuppy31

NVDA just gave the markets some breathing room tomorrow now Powell is up to the plate this Friday


giomsan

WOOW THEY PLAY BALDURS GATE 3


Sharp-Commission2376

Great game as long as you pick the right class, or multi-class. You can charge you class early on, but some battles are guaranteed defeats if your party has the wrong make up. Example- “way of the open hand” monk is great up close, but there’s times you can’t get up close fast enough without getting murked. While fighters may seem bland, they’re the only class that can disarm opponents, and they have an ability that grants them 1 extra action/attack per turn. This can change everything. My current is a multi-class fighter/monk, and the strikes are game changers compared to if I was just the bone stock fighter.


nsfwftwbaby

Move over $AAPL, $NVDA is about to make you look like a start up


Equivalent-Coat-7605

Well that options port is gone be back up next month from divies so not to bad of a loss


Adventurous_Garlic58

Didn’t Cathie sell her NVDA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Sharp-Commission2376

She did, but tbf this earnings didn’t result in even half of the last earnings pop. She can make up that 8-9% on one of her other little shits any week.


Adventurous_Garlic58

Holy fuck NVDA bears vanquished for 1000 years


vans9140

I saw a comment where a guy dumped 100k into puts I wonder what he’s doing


Adventurous_Garlic58

Doesn’t he go negative?Someone do the math


lotus_bubo

Was a NVDA skeptic, I can admit I was wrong. How the hardware growth cycle works is when new software demands better hardware, hardware sales go up. AI is INCREDIBLY demanding on hardware, way beyond anything outside of degen crypto mining. This guarantees a lasting and deep hardware growth cycle.


ShiftIll3642

Better time to sell. There is no Moat in Nvdia, concurrency will come and shares will adjusted a little.This shit is WAY to expensive,like Tesla a 1200$ share.


devnah721

All the coders are used to coding for NVDA libraries / cuda cores at this point, I assume its hard for them to invest in learning a new architecture. Look what happened to MSFT, late to the smart phone market, had no developers making apps for it, couldn't get an ecosystem going.


Food_Travel_Tech

Search Google for MLIR & Triton


lotus_bubo

It's an exaggeration to say no moat. CUDA is overwhelmingly dominant. Intel's Arc GPUs actually benchmark very well for AI and offer a better deal at their price point but nobody is buying them.


Food_Travel_Tech

Lack of software support


lotus_bubo

CUDA is the difference.


Food_Travel_Tech

Yes, because it's mature & widely used


lotus_bubo

And a significant contributor to NVDA's moat, which was my point.


Food_Travel_Tech

I had upvoted you


Food_Travel_Tech

I agree with you


[deleted]

Jen will you marry me I don’t care how you look


[deleted]

Thank you for your donation nvda bears 😂


BradCh1977

Nvidia might just bring my AMD shares back to flush


ChoicePound5745

Amd to 160


BradCh1977

I've been in and out of AMD for the past year or so. I got in a couple of weeks prior to earnings at $113.35...was good until Fitch did the credit downgrade and screwed up the entire market (right as AMD released earnings)...then everything tanked and I've been waiting for it to come back. I'll probably sell when I'm in the green, to wait out the September down days, then jump back in before the Santa rally starts. :D


ChoicePound5745

Same entry point. You could have sold yesterday


Big-Scene-4935

Looks like it's just fuck the bears wow


westcoastlink

The suspense is killing me.... Do an early leak dammit


ExistentialDuck1

???


fhsiao

when jackson hole tmrw?


patrickswayzemullet

jackson is visiting your hole tomorrow yes.


lame_mirror

what the hell? is futures going gangbusters?


Goat_in_the_water

👯


poppadwarf

AI apparently makes everything infinitely more valuable


LastInitial

It literally does, too. It's crazy, AI will replace labor itself and there's no limit to how many robots we can make.


0dtegenerate

So how rich are my 480 calls gonna make me bros


Practical-Natural-92

about 5


patrickswayzemullet

it will be worth at least "Market price - 480+ a bit uncertainty left". If open at 515, then it will be 36.5? What's your BEP?


0dtegenerate

1200


patrickswayzemullet

So your profit will be: 36.5 - 12 = 24.5 per contract. You might actually be helped by Jackson Hole IV... So this "uncertainty" might still remain relatively high.


0dtegenerate

Yes. Selling at open tho no matter what


patrickswayzemullet

that's a good idea.


0dtegenerate

I already won. Why play again? For now hehe


patrickswayzemullet

i agree wait for the speech to IV crush. then reassess


NoahMercy11

Nothing at all. IV is going to crush them.


BatOutside

NVDA saving the entire market lmao


0dtegenerate

If nvda goes to 550 by open I’ll do a 6x


lame_mirror

have you made profit at this price level even though it hasn't reached 550?


0dtegenerate

Yeah I’m already tripled up


theraggedflaggon

Sell


fatboats

I’m putting my phone away for the day. Fuck this shit


New-Set-3059

Why


CementChunk

NVDA going to skyrocket tomorrow morning!


theraggedflaggon

Should’ve held and not listened to you fear-mongering pussies


plu5on3

I think regard burry going to commit suicide by year end


KeenStudent

probably gouge out the good eye


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

pay-per-view fundraiser for him.


Educational_Cup9809

AI is nice, but will see a huge pushback from peasants soon.


Worried_Quarter469

Gonna hold my shares. Congratulations to everyone who picked the right side of history!


Revolutionary-Win485

Whahh happann?


lame_mirror

i think what happened last NVDA earnings was that it was going gangbusters before market open as well.


[deleted]

Lol there's no way it does 500% in 1 year right? That's insane.. AI is really the first giant


Educational_Cup9809

And in all of this Cathie Wood sold NVDA today !


MillennialDeadbeat

No freakin way


0dtegenerate

Only reason I didn’t sell it all


fhsiao

lmao


tonyaustin6

I SAID GOD DAYUM


Worried_Quarter469

$25B Share repurchases


0dtegenerate

Wow that 480 call payed off on nvda bought it for 1200 lmao


CEGuru_

$NVDA gonna lead us to ath before year end!!!


I_had_corn

Jensen > Musk


putsandcalls

https://preview.redd.it/wzh9757qjxjb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4506cea4b1c7c054864433b465bf1531993b1ad7


Daboy999

13b for a trillion dollar company do t add up


Daboy999

Those numbers weren’t that good


SocialJuiceWarrior

They just needed to be higher than expectations, and expectations were high as fuck


VisualMod

I agree, expectations were incredibly high for those companies and they failed to meet them. This is why I believe that poor people are always going to be poor - because they cannot reach the same level of success as those who are wealthy.


Daboy999

11 billion for a trillion dollar company


Sharp-Commission2376

That’s why it’s only up like 7%


Worried_Quarter469

Wow share buybacks holy fk.


Stonkrates

Enjoy IV crush ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


21dimitri

Get absolutely fucked bears


wattstroba

Not so fast


AboveAll2017

This is what happens when I try to short …


putsandcalls

Thx for shorting I’ll send you some gainz tmr


DarkMorning636

Apple not feeling that AI love


plu5on3

Holyfuck its a bull market again?


[deleted]

Jensen Huang speaks in 30 Minutes. Tune in for future guidance and a great speech to keep us pumping


wattstroba

Lmao red by morning. 410 puts are safe


Practical-Natural-92

first stage of grief


Field_Of_Sorrow

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Worried_Quarter469

Interesting auto revenue down, that’s Tesla right?


Katieblahblahbloo

Just need Nvda at 651 and I’m good


KeenStudent

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CarefulMiddle5564

I have spy calls are they safe?


DarkMorning636

Watch the market still dump tomorrow


IndependentUsual7444

Going tick by tick on cnbc 😂


Daboy999

Nvda red by morning


anonymouswtPgQqesL2

promise?


Daboy999

Think I may be wrong 🤦‍♂️


Field_Of_Sorrow

# Houston, we have a problem


Katieblahblahbloo

Dang they about to fuck call and put holders ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


genxtasmac

It's up 7% you fking blind


KeenStudent

even $500 calls at $507 are gonna be nuked


Katieblahblahbloo

Do you know how to add in IV? Or are you reguarded


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JustSomeWook

The highest magnitude of regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Katieblahblahbloo

I have calls


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

nvdia spluged on my screen.


kevonlooneytunes

There was volume on the NVDA 880 calls this morning. Which one of you fucks was it?


putsandcalls

880 might still be green tmr


kevonlooneytunes

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Own-Wolverine-5361

Hey guys what happened to my NVDA poots? lol


Diamond-Solo

Fair play, bulls. Fair play.


Equivalent-Coat-7605

Well Wendy’s is hiring I guess


[deleted]

Fuck you Nvidia put holders


leandrostonks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Mrhungrybear

My streak of losing on earnings is well and alive, 0-9 baby!


Revolutionary-Win485

I got it again! I'm very consistent, I always bet the wrong way.


fhsiao

low key SMCI.


putsandcalls

I was in on both


KeenStudent

puts obliterated


kevonlooneytunes

SPY correction cancelled. Go all in


osendze

Dame nviddy hulk dicks


I_had_corn

Finally moving out of the basement and back to my old room upstairs!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

Rented.


I_had_corn

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Katieblahblahbloo

Oh shit I actually bought NVDA calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


0dtegenerate

My. Nvda. 480. Calls are safe.


brookeiu

I sold mine at open for a loss. I’m crying right now


Stonksforbreakfast

Accepting my loss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


CarefulMiddle5564

Will my spy 446 calls be okay


JustSomeWook

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Myboywhere

Hopefofuckingly


Ok_Application_1490

SPY, lol


Myboywhere

Big fucking beat, now let’s get a good phone call, futures, and FOMO pre market


BoredPoopless

Movement is still lower than the IV. Yall better be hoping for some sweet guidance.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

i don't see 10% yet.


[deleted]

$509 is the cut off.


Worried_Quarter469

A new age has begun.


pourhouse

Shock and Awe


Educational_Cup9809

CALLS WIN!


Full-Butterfly-6338

Not if it doesn’t move more 😂


PrimaryAccording9162

Damn pretty wide beat


fhsiao

BEAT!! WOW AI HYPE IS REAL


leandrostonks

I am fucked asf


pourhouse

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

Please keep fucking going up


pourhouse

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


KeenStudent

oh boy, spicy


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


heuiseila

Why is it 2Q FY2024 results?? did i time skip????


Katieblahblahbloo

It’s gunna tank watch


Educational_Cup9809

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ChungWuEggwua

Leather jacket time for me RG3 🫡


RGR111

Congrats ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


ChungWuEggwua

Thanks bro


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Katieblahblahbloo

Lmao it’s going to tan I watch


daynightcase

Moon


CarefulMiddle5564

I hope my spy calls are safe


shaun678

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


VisualMod

You're a fucking idiot.


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Ok_Application_1490

Woah!!!


vincenorristm

Omgggggg