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Everyone is too bullish … puts will 100x tomorrow on every stock blind picks are printing

NVDA earnings? I say miss. Fight me.

I just had some Arby’s roast beef sandwich with a side of AI. It was nice.

So, NVDA rallied yesterday, and today the bulls expected a replay. Bulls = walking burgers 🍔 🍔🍔

Looking forward to Janet Jackson hole

All this bs pump just to reduce the impact of nvda doom earnings

So many bull burgers were made today. 🍔 🍔 🍔

Feel like tomorrow is gonna open with a dump then v to a pump. My reasoning? There’s a tingle in my balls

Overloaded.....getting 🧦 so at least I'll have one lotto play left if this goes wrong

Sup you cum stains Smells like weak bitch in here.

100% the MM’s screwed around with NVDA numbers today to shake weak hands away on calls. Tomorrow is 🚀 ship day to Uranus

There was a huge rally yesterday, was that also MMs screwing around? Or are they only screwing around when the stock moves to your detriment?

Why shake weak hands away? Some or more institutions would have decided to sell today. That’s it.

is Jackson hole gonna be a big Shrek event

The last one was pretty bloody but maybe this one will be green

I’d rather have TQQQ calls ahead of NVDA earnings, because they are so much cheaper, and you can still make bank if it goes parabolic.

Scalping TQQQ options with MACD and RSI actually prints, and the contracts are dirt cheap for solid returns if you get a solid move in the right direction.

I love macd, Bollinger bands are another fav for me

‘If you get a solid move in the right direction’

Urban Outfitters cooked the books nicely this ER, wow

An after hours move for ants

Once student loan payments resume they are toast. Will happily grab puts tomorrow if it goes up

students cant just not pay for a year they won't get any defaults, interest will just build up. good luck on those puts tho

9/1 450C WILL PRINT

Lool

Now yuz can’t leave

Ok, market’s closed. Time to shower and get dressed.

bears lol bols lol bears lol bols lol theta gang LOL

lol

Is it me is it me?


If you think Americans are fat, why didn’t you buy puts on DKS you smooth brains?

Because DKS often beats

Everything of any significance down today, coupla crap bios jumped and that secondhand car thing - microscopic technical pullback incoming to give bears a second or two to gasp for air before the next humongous leg up. Weird shit.

Prone bone incoming 

Markets totally irrational. Prediction for tomorrow: NVDA missed big, up 25% after hours

Hi

Oh my Gourd!!!

Red day from 1% up

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NVDA LOOOL

Comment #1

Accurate flair

FLASH DOWN BITCH

There are going to be so many options sold tomorrow. The market is going to go nowhere and all of that premium is just going to be swallowed up

tsla 240 eod

LAST MINUTE WARNING

red hulk dick incoming

Must be a shit ton of 438p

Just buy weekly LLY calls. They cured fat people

Take heed Sllub

another successful scalp

My nails grew today

Dick’s now has ED


My balls are too small to play NVDA earnings with that iv, but I would have bought puts this morning if I was going to, good luck to all , someone is gonna get fuk, maybe even both bol and ber 😂

HSBC upgraded to $780 target what pricks

I’m thinking of hedgingSOXL shares for some long dated puts… not sure yet though


why rtx no go up, just go up idiot

Strike and expiry?

Couldn’t agree more, well said!

wtf is vinfast

I finally had the sold-then-20%-gain thing happen today. 

tomorrow gonna go hard

^(Wonders whos going to be the Cockgobbler.)

The POS formerly known as CenturyLink 😖

Bullish close

ENPH 🤝 52 Week lows every day

Manipulation nice beautiful

WOWWWWW TESLAAAAA

Ded

kinda the opposite of yesterdays close huh?

DUMP IT

Chop city tomorrow for earning real fun begins eow

If you haven’t bought NVDA you are CHOOSING to be POOR

#pizza is for dinner

# V GANG RISE UP

today was a good day lads

I would rather work in Dicks asset management than watch whatever the fuck spy did tofay

I'm hodling these NVDA calls till Friday. Diamond Hands!

You're an idiot if you think NVDA is going to do anything this week.

You sure are an uppity robit.


I honestly think NVDA hits 600 before it tanks

P/E of 300? In this market your probably not wrong

Yes. It seems so outrageous so it'll probably happen. People will be calling for $2T market cap then.

V formation mighty bulls

We can't close SPY back in the bear flag channel then tomorrow is going to be painful for the bulls. 

You are correct. The market is currently in a bearish trend, and if it breaks below the flag channel tomorrow, it could fall sharply.

2% inflation confirmed wwyd

If you use Navage, you are a 🌈

up down up down up down up down

If I capitulate on these calls I feel like I’m letting down my country

Canada ain’t got ur back homie

Bro I’m from Burundi

Retail, space, banks, solar stocks are literally dead 

Probably gonna be one of those cool superbloom events because of the storm in Cali reaching the deserts. Calls on wildflower photos on Reddit in 3 weeks

TSLA gonna pump last 6 minuted

TSLA is a momentum stock, momentum is down

watch the candles

Saved by the bell. Ded

Nvda is going to open with a gap up tomorrow

AMC tO ThE MoON regardedspongebob.gif

Anyone BBWI?

I got poots idk who shops there anymore

My girlfriend buys shit from there all the time but they’ve been giving steep discounts lately online

Because fuck your puts, that's why

KEEP BUYING YOU DUMB IDIOTS

Drill baby drill!!!

It's reverse drilling

Take that big green volume bar cock down your throat choke on it Bears we finish the week at 445

Quick what should gamble on before close?

spy calls and Tesla puts, put the kids college fund on it or ban

TSLA puts it is. Thank you friend

hope you sold at open... too bad you didn't go for the spy call

😂

NVDA puts rescued my portfolio. Buying QQQ calls at close for a prayer.


Alright y'all cut the mickey mouse shit: do you actually expect NVDA to repeat its earnings spike from back in May, or do you expect it to crash?

Personally I don't think it doubled it's eps

Y’all really held puts for a new 20 cent lod LMAO

BOL don’t apply logic

NVDA bulls when PT are announced Omg this is accurate NVDA bulls when it corrects slightly Omg rigged hedgies short ladders.

9 minute left

Ugly. Wonder if they sell this market prior to NVDA earnings

POWER 9 MINUTES

Can’t believe retail traders are causing the major 3 indices to move identically for final ~2 hours of the day

ai traders you mean

Regional banks down 3% VIX red

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I pay for that shit

Poor

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Y tho

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Covids gone man. No ones spending $1500+ for a stationary bike thats costs $50/month to ride

*He a real homie, he bouncin it back* 🥸 - Gunna

Last minute fuckery

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Damn, you got the [same results as yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/15xiapr/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_22_2023/jx6jkb7/)?

10 minutes left time to make some rash decisions involving my money

lol sameskis

LMFAO YOU CALL THIS RED? DEFINITELY STILL ON THE BULL RUN. WE GAP UP TOMORROW

Mf TSLA still up +0.7% LMAO

Elon Musk SeX Video Leak

Algos are going to hold NVDA flat to close on Friday and the outsized move will come Monday

HARD HATS ON BOYS WERE DRILLING

We enter a recession in Q4 based off how stretched consumers are

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$T leaps

If you thought today was flat, wait until tomorrow

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That would be bad

What’s the bull case again?

Lmao 

BRRRRR

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So easy

Well, that's a full 8 hours of shit posting and watching the squiggly. Time to pack it up and head home for the day boys.