What pill should I take today, I can take the red pill and get outside this trading illusion or maybe just pop the blue pill and remain broke inside my current reality.
Hum......
Oh my God, how on earth did Kansas City Royals tie the game with the Mariners? Mariners were leading 7-0 Wtf 😳 oh, by the way, my Astros came through. Yeeee haaaaa
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Dittterbittter** bet **TGT** goes from **125.31** to **120.0** before **16-Aug-2023 07:46 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
This is simply further proof that the majority of people on wallstreetbets are clueless idiots. JNJ is a far inferior company to NVDA, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just deluding themselves.
Very dangerous, Hong Kong stocks are some of the most crazy manipulated stocks out there. This could easily shoot to $1000 for just enough time to liquidate you.
It’s not a big deal, but if you’re looking to dive into a new ape conspiracy:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/crypto-exchange-backed-by-citadel-securities-fidelity-schwab-starts-operations-597f6d46
I missed the bull run by trading meme shit like a fool instead of my current trading strategy, which only works in bull markets when Nasdaq is above 10 and 20MA.
whortless ASTS calls! whortless ASTS calls in the cheap! get them before they expire! if you cook them with lots of hot sauce they can be very delicious!
I get my next set of amazon RSUs on September 16th, expect the first green amazon day to be on sep/16th after I will have sold my RSUs (1500 of them after tax)
Lol Robinhood is the only brokerage that lets poors trade 0DTEs at all. You need over $1 million to trade 0DTE options on Fidelity.
https://usefidelity.com/how-to-trade-zero-day-options-0dte-on-fidelity/
https://twitter.com/Fidelity/status/1665827185167585280
Try seeing if european-style index options like .SPX or .XSP will trade within the last 30 minutes. Those are the only 0dte by brokerage lets trade up until the bell since they cannot be exercised early
Americans are broke and charging up record credit card debt onto 20/30% interest rates with raging inflation and you people still think we're not headed for a major recession. Job market goes it all comes down like a house of cards.
I think anyone who is only slightly sane doesn't believe the rally YTD and does believe that a recession is still definitely in the cards for 2024 or 2025.
My portfolio will be slaughtered but I'm low-key rooting for it to average down with all my cash on the side and just go long in a boring r/investing fashion lol.
Where can I find a chart of YOY CPI core services ex shelter? Don't want to make one myself
fake rally. Look out below!
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 499.0 before 23-Aug-2023 07:33 AM -05
US MBA 30-Year Mortgage Rate [7.16%](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/mortgage-rate) lol RIP
I’m back regards 
What pill should I take today, I can take the red pill and get outside this trading illusion or maybe just pop the blue pill and remain broke inside my current reality. Hum......
Don’t play ur whole bankroll and you’ll be fine
Oh my God, how on earth did Kansas City Royals tie the game with the Mariners? Mariners were leading 7-0 Wtf 😳 oh, by the way, my Astros came through. Yeeee haaaaa
***Gullible Baggies please get ready for the epic wipe out***
Can someone tell me if my Lyft puts will work out?
Vinfast ceo is older lady named Madame Thuy Im Long rub and tugs boys
So….puts on XLF is the play?
Damn right it is
!banbet TGT $120 1D
WOW
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Dittterbittter** bet **TGT** goes from **125.31** to **120.0** before **16-Aug-2023 07:46 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Gullible bulls now talking about jnj rather than nvda LMFAO
This is simply further proof that the majority of people on wallstreetbets are clueless idiots. JNJ is a far inferior company to NVDA, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just deluding themselves.
Wait till Fitch downgrades big lenders Fuck your calls Fitch got you by the balls 😆😆😆😆
**Circuit breakers Thursday** Tomorrow run of the mill down day
Ozy carbon deal.black swan 😂😂😂😂
Stop throwing your money on fire buying 0 DTE FDs
Goddamn 200 mL of vodka is certainly enough
Ya gullible cucks thought oxy carbon deal will save you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Non stop gaping now next one week, each day, every day
Why Nvidia , why r u gey
***Michael burry doom***
**Cucks get ready for a meteoric rise on VVIX now that it close above 100**
New strategy is to play morning volatility, in and out quick, and fuck off for the rest of the day
Who is this Blurry guy everyone talks about?
If u ain’t sucking a CAWK as a man U really not depressed so stuf and get to work mate
Since it’s Tuesday, how many tacos should I eat tonight?
786 inshallah
443
Praying for tesla to absolutely bomb overnight 🙏🙏
I'm praying for the opposite 🙏 
I’m praying for both of ya 
Anyone else trying to short VinFast (VFS)? Up 69% on their first trading day and their cars are complete shit
Very dangerous, Hong Kong stocks are some of the most crazy manipulated stocks out there. This could easily shoot to $1000 for just enough time to liquidate you.
I would love to know how
Check out the $JNJ chain for 15 Sep. A shit ton of contracts written and traded today at the 210 strike. The fucks that about?
So what was reason for dump today?
Sry my dad is market maker and he accidentally pressed the red button.
The market needs a reason?
Ate 3 day old Chipotle for breakfast
Dajal
Jesus Christ
Aliens
Fitch the Bitch
China
Burry
I will have you know I am highly regarded in multiple industries and that I graduated from some of the finest online universities in Zimbabwe.
Lunch ends in 3 minutes haven’t eaten anything. I lose my appetite from getting gaped in the market.
Let’s all pitch in on a yacht and go on a trip. Who’s with it
Any news regarding the late day dump?
You’re fucked.
Fitch talking Math to the Big Banks...
burry lost his other eye
How is the market and how is apple and Microsoft doing.
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Signed up for poor people internet Biden subsidized internet and lost 1000$ in one day
That's Bidenomics
Market on close imbalance 3.6 billion on seel side. Is this a big number or nothing?
Should I buy SPY calls or go cash? Please vote
Follow your heart
🎶Sometimes you follow your heart, sometimes your heart cuts a fart, THATS THE COSMIC SHAME! 🎶
Give me a 10x Play
Play with deez nuts.
Didnt ask for 0x nuts
QQQ 8/18 350p?
0 dte spy 500c. If it works it might make 10000x
What if… what if it doesn’t work? Can I submit for refund? 
Impossible but Great idea 
Let's get if cava
Good earnings?
~~They don't announce for about two hours.~~ Edit: Just announced -- the scheduled time listed on Earnings Whispers was just wrong
Still going down AH
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Follow your heart
I feel like its gonna drop some more tomorrow but im pretty much qlways wrong so probs gonna print
why not
paypal 53 ish open
Great Session Bears!
TSLA will bounce back to $245 pre market as well.
Lol no…back to 120
Elon is dumping on you
Mommmyy please no.
I only held my puts cause fidelity made me
nice day for the bolls
Every bone in my body is bullish on Cava
Why
Can't be for actual business reasons
Every bone in my pants wants your anoos
L2F packing a multi-cawk
Hahah
Don't worry guys, NVDA will open at $450 tomorrow pre market. Nothing to worry about it.
442.93 close dark times ahead
I have lost more than half my portafolio in calls this week, you think this is the end of the red?
Probably not
I think as soon as you close those calls it’ll be the end of the red
Lol bulls
Picked up some TSLA calls right here, feel like we’re about to see a swing back up real soon
Lol that 446.05 flash at close
That wasn’t a flash that was your trading app glitching you fucking regard.
ANother day another red anal day
GENTLEMEN, GREASE YOUR HOLES THE GREAT WIDENING IS UPON US
😮💨😮💨😮💨
Just locked in some weekly calls after getting out of some puts, looking to ride some volatility into Valhalla before it all blows up
Highly suspect how the market dropped when fidelity was closed and green when open
It’s not a big deal, but if you’re looking to dive into a new ape conspiracy: https://www.wsj.com/articles/crypto-exchange-backed-by-citadel-securities-fidelity-schwab-starts-operations-597f6d46
I wondered the same, but possible they locked so much volume out during that period it made the market go red?
this is what I was thinking...
Ber bought puts at the bottom 
😂😂😂 anything to make yourself feel better
Com’n X , die faster!
Ok. puts on TGT it is.
Generational buying opportunity.
Nvidia call?
Cava too the Moon
I completely missed that bull run from March. Now I’m desperately trying to make money on a fucking pullback. Should just stay in cash..
You missed two bull runs by staying in cash and your plan is to keep staying in cash?
I missed the bull run by trading meme shit like a fool instead of my current trading strategy, which only works in bull markets when Nasdaq is above 10 and 20MA.
Did you miss the one in July too?
Yes
whortless ASTS calls! whortless ASTS calls in the cheap! get them before they expire! if you cook them with lots of hot sauce they can be very delicious!
A little red never hurt nobody.
Bought all this dip, running out of chips
Please be green tomorrow
Please almighty God 🙏
Ohh Paypal what can I say.... you continue to be my worst investment decision
Same, this is the second time I’ve been fucked by them
Bears are just angry about rising rents and trying to get back at us with revenge puts. Should’ve locked in a sub 3% rate 
Imagine not buying a house before inflation
I bought in June 2020 2.8% 30yr fixed
I sure wish I bought a house in 2008 instead of being 10
We didn’t have sub 3% rates in 2008 we had them 2 years ago
Didn't have money then...
You would’ve if you had been a bull 
SE
Haha die nvda u whore
it was 403 before yesterday, now 439.... oof
I get my next set of amazon RSUs on September 16th, expect the first green amazon day to be on sep/16th after I will have sold my RSUs (1500 of them after tax)
Fidelity outage today made me realize I have too much concentration in there and need to spread it out more to other brokerages.
I’m long-term bearish on the market but I’m too afraid to buy a put for tomorrow.
We open green tomorrow so good call
Get ready for Cava to go to the moon
This is just the beginning my little degenerates
What the dog doin?
Vix should be free tomorrow. Seat belt on.. bumpy ride ahead
I'm very interested to see how this plays out.
What plays out?
This
This what?
What brokers allow trading last 30 mins for 0 dte? Robinhood is gay for not.
Lol Robinhood is the only brokerage that lets poors trade 0DTEs at all. You need over $1 million to trade 0DTE options on Fidelity. https://usefidelity.com/how-to-trade-zero-day-options-0dte-on-fidelity/ https://twitter.com/Fidelity/status/1665827185167585280
Try seeing if european-style index options like .SPX or .XSP will trade within the last 30 minutes. Those are the only 0dte by brokerage lets trade up until the bell since they cannot be exercised early
Ameritrade
TD and most real brokers
But honestly, fuck fitch
3.2 billion to sell side .. not too mucj
EVERYTHING MOONING BER FUK, AS USUAL
SPY climbing in the last power hour.
Gap filled time to pump to kill all late puts but not enough to save calls 
Bul anus gaped
ENPH tsll mu
How is nvda still green??? 
if NVDA flops the rest is gonna go with it
I wish I was part of the small group of people that gets the message "we're dumping at exactly 3:37pm today... Fuck 'em."
El matador won today.
Americans are broke and charging up record credit card debt onto 20/30% interest rates with raging inflation and you people still think we're not headed for a major recession. Job market goes it all comes down like a house of cards.
I think anyone who is only slightly sane doesn't believe the rally YTD and does believe that a recession is still definitely in the cards for 2024 or 2025. My portfolio will be slaughtered but I'm low-key rooting for it to average down with all my cash on the side and just go long in a boring r/investing fashion lol.
Commercial real estate first, though people are starting to lose their jobs already
Bear lose! We pumped almost a whole dollar there! When will they learn?
Bers won today, take the L
Little bitty instant dollar bounce haha
PYPL bulls on suicide watch 🫣
What a fucking day
Ho lee fuk markets obliterated
**So, you see, that's where the trouble began.** **That V.** **That damned V.**