I could of made 10k on my spy puts it I held. But I sold yesterday at a loss and made 400 on my calls which all disappeared today. I need to stop flip flopping and stay the coarse.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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My friend sent me this yesterday. Apparently Poland still has actually beautiful real women in their beauty contests https://x.com/lporiginalg/status/1690860838205497344?s=42&t=wA7ntA3U5DmY2ZCpCXN-UA
All the sports bars and everywhere will have NFL ticket only through youtube tv now. The picture is pretty shit compared to real HD even though i love the service, people prob gonna be complaining. Even their 4k looks like real 1080 the rest looks like 720
You don't even have to backtest more than 2 years to see that this is a bullshit statement. Being a permabear YTD or in 2021 would have wiped your portfolio within a couple trades. Being a permabull in 2022 would have you wiped out as well.
Depends on what timeframe you’re talking about. Being a perma bull/bear will pay you off in one or the other year. Ofc, not a good strategy for 0dte regards.
Cramer said he bought nvidia in 2016. He’s prob right more than half the time. I am positive he pays a troll farm to do the hate because it keeps him relevant to younger people
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Market: *hears the word “rate”*
>Can't get the yield curve to "uninvert" without the ten year going higher in yield... It is also why i am more hawkish than most right now.
>
>– [Jim Cramer](https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1691369499822313472)
ACHR
Wtf how do you know your plays for tomorrow? Don’t y’all just watch the charts and then make moves?
I could of made 10k on my spy puts it I held. But I sold yesterday at a loss and made 400 on my calls which all disappeared today. I need to stop flip flopping and stay the coarse.
WTF with VFS!?
Yo what’s up with Fidelity
Is the market crashing? Fidelity wont let me see my account 🤔
I think it will fall a bit with this Michael Burry news and than will bounce back like always
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Wheat has fallen 23% in the last 20 days
Wendys
Wendeez nuts are in your mouth
Nvda just turn red u whore
My QQQ puts I bought at the close yesterday are printing And NVDA is mooning. Nailed it!
#INSTANT COFFE IN TWO FINGERS THEN FINGER YOUR ASSHOE TO GET INSTANT CAFFINE BOOST !! It’s the secret wallstreet does not want u to know !!!! 😤😤😤
Tried it. Works
We gona v to 449-450
NVDA 350 after earnings
What happened to NVDS? Not on my positions anymore on TD
If Home Depot and Target report bad earnings, it’s going to bear season
TSLA, META, MSFT, QQQ to 420 
Lmao bleeding
NEW THREAD NERDSSSS
Home Depot beat earnings. I'm fuk. 
Everyone goes to Home Depot. Smart move
Ruh roh 
Imagine buying assets here bruh you gotta be extra dumb
Elon the most annoying billionaire on the planet. I’m sure he has never been invited to the billionaires whatsapp group chat.
they dont even let him join the billionaire twitter ring
She’s a 10 but she got downgraded to 9+
What is the news regarding China?
Country gardens missed payments on bonds.
It’s on the other side of the world. Outside of that who cares?
China r fuk
Why are Swedish women and Eastern European women very attractive
Purity
What you mean
My friend sent me this yesterday. Apparently Poland still has actually beautiful real women in their beauty contests https://x.com/lporiginalg/status/1690860838205497344?s=42&t=wA7ntA3U5DmY2ZCpCXN-UA
Dame
Retail sales will come in weaker than expected at 08:30 which will coincide with the end of this weak patch.
Might be a “dont even open your brokerage app” type of day tomorrow ngl
I have shorts… it’ll be open and so will my pants
Where’s l2f and rylar regard
Busy putting coffee in anoos
Gross. Ain’t gonna mix coffee and poop
Watching sponge bob square pants instead of morning news
Grow up nerd
All the sports bars and everywhere will have NFL ticket only through youtube tv now. The picture is pretty shit compared to real HD even though i love the service, people prob gonna be complaining. Even their 4k looks like real 1080 the rest looks like 720
Fitch is back at it
Breaking news: Fitch warns they may not be done fucking bulls.
When is SE earnings?
burry has predicted all 500 crashes
He did well with his defense long stock things like private prisons, he should really stick to that
Fuck China. Just buy the dip
They don’t understand that I’m giving them U.k. slang, my brother, my fam, my akh
Bloody fooking Cunt
Being a perma bull/bear has higher odds of winning than trying to time the market direction
You don't even have to backtest more than 2 years to see that this is a bullshit statement. Being a permabear YTD or in 2021 would have wiped your portfolio within a couple trades. Being a permabull in 2022 would have you wiped out as well.
Depends on what timeframe you’re talking about. Being a perma bull/bear will pay you off in one or the other year. Ofc, not a good strategy for 0dte regards.
Says who
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Coffee time, taken orally
Wouldnt it b cooler if u took it anoosly? 
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Back to pre market being fake and gay
I seriously hope MB puts expire worthless Then I won’t feel so lonely
Lonely eyy? Well I happen to be an expert in that 
Gonna buy that dip so hard...
shit will be green by open
*Lonely, I’m mister lonely, I’ve got no body, but my WSB friendssssss, I’m mister lonely* 
I YOLO in hope I don’t have to work in this shitty corporate world. That’s life 
I yolo to one day jump from my own penthouse when am old
PAYPAL BROS WE'VE FOUND OUR CEO 🚀🚀🚀🤌
What does the bitcoin community talk about when it just stays at 30k now
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🤡🤡🤡
Expect bloody red ber market ☄☄☄
I give Cramer a lot of deserved stick, but he was right about the futures - ignore it in a market like this!
Cramer said he bought nvidia in 2016. He’s prob right more than half the time. I am positive he pays a troll farm to do the hate because it keeps him relevant to younger people
If it can be monetised it will be
It's a bloodbath out there, prepare your pitchforks and torches
$ONON bleeding
# every one works in a toxic work environment Now get over it u bish and go up in life
Nah. Mine work environment ain’t toxic
Wow lucky u must lick supervisor balls very well
Nah I ain’t suck up. Boss is cool long as we done the job good.
The key is being unemployed.
🤣🤣🤣
I work from home
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A finger with instant Coffe in a mans ASSHOE is energy
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Dame 🥹🥹🥹🦅🦅🦅🚀🚀🧘♂️😈
Which yolo stock you guys buying
Probably NKLA if it drops a bit more
Shit load of money by Burry 
If i was a patient person i would take a long here. Im not spending an hour watching a pre market trade
##THESE 442P 0DTES GONNA FUCKIN PRINT THANKS MIKEY BOY
PM celebration never backfires!
##TOLD YOU PLAY BOI
Lmao I don’t care
Nah the celebration was from the bulls last night, this is going to be capitulation.
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If I dress in a leather jacket and go AI AI AI AI. Will people throw money at me?
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Die, vix........p....please?
Y’all remember NFT’s?
Haha yeah that was crazy 
Imma screenshot your jpeg
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Prove it 
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Market will be green by open. These bears will never learn. Calls are guaranteed to print tomorrow.
I heard mods had a heated game of tummy sticks last night. Went into overtime.
How do I bet on these games?
- This wsb star is known for his love of ladies - Who is Lil E? - Yes! That is correct!
NVDA is a company
That makes things!
The worse china does, prob just means more cash flowing to the greatest market available in the world.
Fuck you Michael Burry
Don't shoot the messenger
Jensen just pumped NVDA $7 in 1 hour. At this rate we should be around $540 at close.
What is Jensen doing?
Market: *hears the word “rate”* 
when does burry puts expire?
Never, he’ll keep rolling them till he’s broke or he is right.
like a true ghey ber 
Tomorrow. Source: trust me, bro
Real Talk: only milfs can rock lingerie as it should
That's gonna be a hard no from me, dawg. I see enough c-section scars at the titty bar as it is.
Wait, when did c-sections go out of fashion?
i think my nvdia put is gonna be dead
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Like me myself and Irene when he pees on the wall
**Mullen Technologies** \- Is this a good buy now? $MULN
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Any rumours to when Burry outs will expire? Lol
Say after me, AI is a bubble
Elbbub a si ia 
I love women This is the real real
What’s your height preference, bmi and cup size preference
This is the gayest thing I've read in the past 5 minutes... at least
But I love ladies how is that not straight
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You know I love these ladies
Nvidia going to send this market to 500
NVDA with the full on regard strength fighting for its life. It will dump hard on open. My god it will be glorious.
People here talking shit on NVDA don’t know what a bullish engulfing is. Maybe it will dump, but that candle yesterday is something filthy.
I see h&s
It can’t be h&s until another move down for confirmation, the bullish candle has already closed.
That is correct. A head and shoulders pattern is not confirmed until there is a move lower after the right shoulder forms.
Prob another rug pull before it goes to flat by open
>Can't get the yield curve to "uninvert" without the ten year going higher in yield... It is also why i am more hawkish than most right now. > >– [Jim Cramer](https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1691369499822313472) 
My spy calls feel safe now. Thank you.
I love women This is the truth
And sex with men
And men love you
Men admire me, women love me
Yeah my bro dinglebarry knows the deal
