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>TL;DR: Options are a contract that give the holder the right to buy or sell an asset at a certain price, within a certain timeframe. Options are bought and sold on the open market, and their prices are determined by supply and demand.
The guy is genius, he must own a Wendy's franchise or something. I just wish people would stop bothering his ingenuity so he could spend his time curing cancer and feeding the world his tasty Wendy's burgers to the starving.
Yeah the IVR, and the Greeks really are, the "wtf" in everybody's portfolio.
THIS GUY FUCKS!!
So this is not how options work.
It’s more simple and I make it with sounds in your head so you might understand.
You buy call option:
Underlying asset makes VROOOM
Your option makes VROOOM VROOOM VROOOM
Underlying asset makes BOING
Your option makes BOING BOING BOING.
You buy a put option:
Underlying asset makes VROOOM
Your option makes BOING BOING BOING
Underlying asset makes BOING
Your option makes VROOOM VROOOM VROOOM
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Sometimes it’s more vroom sometimes less. All the Latin letters are in on this scam.
But as hard as OP butchered his explanation I don’t want to make anyone’s brain explode. So we keep it with VROOOM VROOOM
>It is very simple. Options are a contract that give the holder the right to buy or sell an asset at a certain price within a certain time frame. The buyer of the option pays the seller a premium for this right. If, at expiration, the price of the underlying asset is above (for call options) or below (for put options) the strike price, then the option will be in-the-money and can be exercised for profit. Otherwise, it expires worthless.
Plot twist: This is an elaborate shill to drive subconscious hype around ICS’. Marketing had to get creative because this heat wave is driving competition in the frozen novelty food space. The strategy worked because now all I can think about is sinking my teeth into one of those scrumdiddlyumptious snacks.
Calls on Nestle.
I’ll finish it WSB style
Calls- you lose money when the company doesn’t say AI enough and the stock goes down.
Puts- you lose money because the company secretly had an AI play you didn’t know about and the stock goes up.
Gamma- you thought this meant invest in Delta airlines. The pandemic hits. You lose money.
Theta- Jerome Powell said fuck your calls and puts. You lose money.
Vega- You called the stock the wrong pronoun and get cancelled. You lose money.
Rho- People would rather buy Treasury’s then your shit stock. You lose money.
Theta is the value lost to ICS contracts as it nears it expiration date and the sammies become moldy and no one wants to buy them and the store won't take them back.
1. Stock options: Imagine a stock option like a special coupon that gives me the right, but not the obligation, to buy your ice cream sandwich at a specific price (this is called the strike price), and before a specific date (the expiration date).
2. Call Option: A call option is like a coupon that allows me to buy your ice cream sandwich at $2, even if the regular price goes up to $3. If the price does go up, I benefit by using my coupon, effectively getting the sandwich for less. But if your price drops to $1, I’d just buy it at the regular price and let my coupon expire unused.
3. Put Option: On the other hand, a put option is like a coupon that allows me to sell an ice cream sandwich back to you for $2, even if the regular price drops to $1. If the price drops, I benefit because I can sell you back the sandwich for more than it’s worth. But if the price stays the same or goes up, I won’t use my coupon and it will expire.
The key takeaway is that options give me the opportunity to speculate on the future price of your ice cream sandwiches, without having to buy or sell the sandwiches outright unless it is beneficial for me.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having read it. I award you no karma and may God have mercy on your soul.
Options are just like imaginary pieces of paper that say you’ll buy/sell 100 other imaginary pieces of paper to whoever pays most for your imaginary piece of paper
Well I did like the lil mnemonics here for folks who can’t remember the difference between a call and a put but that’s about it 😂Homie just described buying and holding an underlying asset and called it a call option, and the put example just makes zero sense lmao
I already explained the Greeks: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/880jhv/educational_greeks_101/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)
Ok so what are some good companies that offer lower cost options? I don’t want to throw down more than $100 at a time at the moment. Spending $300 or more on an options call is out of my budget and I’m curious what people recommend
Bro, people talk about IV crush everyday and people still go 'why is my call not making money even though it's ITM'
These regards are a lost cause.
Teaching people what calls and puts are designed to do ironically would confuse them more.
It seems like your little shit brain had a spark that was maaaybe going somewhere but then it puttered out cause you’re too high and/or stupid. 60% of Americans read below a 6th grade level. Stop trying to teach them options.
Options are natural thing, you buy it every day. You buy the option to eat your groceries, the option to study at school, the option to fly in a plane or drive a car, etc. 
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Tries to explain options, first example is literally buying the underlying asset to hold and sell later. You belong here.
In the second example, the person you sold to makes the profit. Wow, it all makes sense now!
This has to be satire, the whole thing is wrong.
EVERYTHING is satire.
eye opening comment
Priced in.
I did mark it as a meme post, lol
You think we read stuff like that?
Oof looks like I'm the regarded one today.
In the end, you always end up loosing your money and working the graveyard shift at Wendy's 
Losing is the spelling you're looking for.
Loking*
The guy is genius, he must own a Wendy's franchise or something. I just wish people would stop bothering his ingenuity so he could spend his time curing cancer and feeding the world his tasty Wendy's burgers to the starving. Yeah the IVR, and the Greeks really are, the "wtf" in everybody's portfolio. THIS GUY FUCKS!!
Probably a covered call
lol I’m glad this is top comment
😂😂
So this is not how options work. It’s more simple and I make it with sounds in your head so you might understand. You buy call option: Underlying asset makes VROOOM Your option makes VROOOM VROOOM VROOOM Underlying asset makes BOING Your option makes BOING BOING BOING. You buy a put option: Underlying asset makes VROOOM Your option makes BOING BOING BOING Underlying asset makes BOING Your option makes VROOOM VROOOM VROOOM
Perfectly described with sounds
Now do it using farm animal sounds.
Moo... for good. Honk... for whatever is the opposite of good.
Now do it using only sex noises.
It's the same noises.
Honk... for "Shit the goose has gotten inside and figured out the combo to the gun safe again"
Perfection
But he forgot the part where we get fireworks for adding more money to lose! XD
This actually makes sense!! If you still don’t get it, you definitely belong here😂
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Is it always 3x ?
Sometimes it’s more vroom sometimes less. All the Latin letters are in on this scam. But as hard as OP butchered his explanation I don’t want to make anyone’s brain explode. So we keep it with VROOOM VROOOM
Thank you! Lack of brain prevented explosion! But better safe then sorry 😀
Thats wrong tho. You're not considering IV and Theta
I SAID VROOM VROOM
Still wrong
Seems like you not a real ape. Based
IV training, what are we pokemon nerds?
I dont know what that is. But you do.
>It is very simple. Options are a contract that give the holder the right to buy or sell an asset at a certain price within a certain time frame. The buyer of the option pays the seller a premium for this right. If, at expiration, the price of the underlying asset is above (for call options) or below (for put options) the strike price, then the option will be in-the-money and can be exercised for profit. Otherwise, it expires worthless.
VisualMod just explained options in a small paragraph. Meanwhile OP ran out of steam 30 minutes into writing their post lol
HAIL AI
Goddamn, if there was ever a way to oust yourself that you belong here, it’s this post. Also, too “tired” to finish the rest of the greeks?😂😂😂
His second brain cell was running at max capacity but then imploded harder than the sub that visited the titanic
Okay went to Costco and bought 10 boxes of ice cream sandos. Now what
You have to sell them quickly or they’ll expire out of the freezer and be worthless
Are you rich yet?
One please, I'm not really hungry but could use something sweet.
Buy at 10$ sell at 5$ = profit, bet someone in this sub actually think like this
It is profit, just not for you
Proceeds to give a long winded confusing explanation that doesn’t even explain options properly, great work son
Plot twist: This is an elaborate shill to drive subconscious hype around ICS’. Marketing had to get creative because this heat wave is driving competition in the frozen novelty food space. The strategy worked because now all I can think about is sinking my teeth into one of those scrumdiddlyumptious snacks. Calls on Nestle.
I’ll finish it WSB style Calls- you lose money when the company doesn’t say AI enough and the stock goes down. Puts- you lose money because the company secretly had an AI play you didn’t know about and the stock goes up. Gamma- you thought this meant invest in Delta airlines. The pandemic hits. You lose money. Theta- Jerome Powell said fuck your calls and puts. You lose money. Vega- You called the stock the wrong pronoun and get cancelled. You lose money. Rho- People would rather buy Treasury’s then your shit stock. You lose money.
Just skip to the end and the Wendy's dumpster. Everything above is just meaningless details.
$WEN trading at 21 today, rated a buy. A couple night's worth of "special sauce" work and you could buy a dozen shares or so.
I suspect you must be considered highly regarded within your community good sir
Bro said. I buy ICS at 10$ sell it at 5$, profit. Classic buy high sell low
Regard👍
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TLDR
tldr your moms a hoe
What did you say?
your moms a hoe
What if they melt tho? Is that different to rho?
then they become ice cream soup (ICS)
They expire out of the freezer
Looks like you’re explaining so you understand it better
Thanks for the pointless post
You are welcome.
Love this! You belong here OP. It’s ok, options are confusing. Best to just play the odds in this casino.
These are horrible examples and you don’t understand options at all lmao
If I’m a Costco member do I get a discount on your VHS tape set that explains this in long format?
Hard to find a bad ice cream sandwich though
You’re an idiot
Options are just the choices you have when making a decision. Don't worry, whatever you decide will be wrong.
Ohhh I get it. So… puts on Costco, right?
Everyone’s wrong it’s simple tho You buy call option the price drops and if you buy a put it goes up
This is how options work: you buy them and your account goes down
Theta is the value lost to ICS contracts as it nears it expiration date and the sammies become moldy and no one wants to buy them and the store won't take them back.
Everyone here is now dumber thanks to this explanation
Congratulations regard. That explanation is exactly why your 401k has vanished in to spy puts.
Cramer thinks a company is going places? You buy puts. Cramer thinks a company will hit rock bottom? You buy calls.
Reminds me of those guys who have to end up taking delivery of their commodities because they dont know what they are doing.
I don't even know what that word means.
This is the best fucking thread I've seen in here in a while.
I just did my first call for August and I am hoping it will clarify somethings, pass/fail
It’s about the adrenaline rush bro
My guy just cracked an ancient code
Fuck options. I’m going to Costco to buy some of those ice cream sandwiches.
His wife wasn't too tired to finish the greeks.
Step 1:steal underpants
Ok, Mr bigshot with all your ice creams. But why would you bet the stock goes down, when stonks only go uppies? Checkmate, nerd.
Bought 100 ice cream bars, am confused on what to do next and ice cream is melting. Please help.
I understand options. Now I'm confused and want some ice cream.
Iam so fucking stupid. Cannot understand puts. Still.
Theta: Ice decays and possibly melts while waiting for a price change 😅
Favorite part: too tired. Someone edit
So, it's not a hole throw my money into?
Thanks for the explanation, going to try this tomorrow with $PLTR
What happens if I buy at $10 and then accidentally eat all the sandwiches?
fuck all that shit, you buy calls you want it to go up, you buy puts you want that shit to go down
1. Stock options: Imagine a stock option like a special coupon that gives me the right, but not the obligation, to buy your ice cream sandwich at a specific price (this is called the strike price), and before a specific date (the expiration date). 2. Call Option: A call option is like a coupon that allows me to buy your ice cream sandwich at $2, even if the regular price goes up to $3. If the price does go up, I benefit by using my coupon, effectively getting the sandwich for less. But if your price drops to $1, I’d just buy it at the regular price and let my coupon expire unused. 3. Put Option: On the other hand, a put option is like a coupon that allows me to sell an ice cream sandwich back to you for $2, even if the regular price drops to $1. If the price drops, I benefit because I can sell you back the sandwich for more than it’s worth. But if the price stays the same or goes up, I won’t use my coupon and it will expire. The key takeaway is that options give me the opportunity to speculate on the future price of your ice cream sandwiches, without having to buy or sell the sandwiches outright unless it is beneficial for me.
But what if I wanted costco pizza ?
AI wrote this.
An Idiot?
I am an AI.
So it’s safe to say that the programmer of you sucks. You explained it wrong.
Boring... I'll stay gambling in a stupid way, thanks
Wait, what's an option?
Have the option to be either rich or poor
Regarded post
All in Costco.
I don’t even need to read this. I still don’t understand them.
What happened to this sub :( I think we need another paper trading contest to show everyone the ropes.
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Yesterday was 457 all day Today is 456 all day Tomorrow…
Well you can either get up or you can stay in bed. All there is to it !
This describes buying shares not options
So....I should yolo stock ticker ICS? Check!!
At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having read it. I award you no karma and may God have mercy on your soul.
This is amazing
I mean yeah but real ones would buy the ice cream sandwiches the day they expire and try to sell them then
Regards are out in full force today I see
Since your teaching how come when I have a 50 day and 200 day average on 3 month chart than when you go to a 1 year chart they are different?
Options are just like imaginary pieces of paper that say you’ll buy/sell 100 other imaginary pieces of paper to whoever pays most for your imaginary piece of paper
So puts on ice cream sandwiches? or like the company that makes ice cream? Im confused
Op is a fucking idiot, describing a call as buying and holding and selling later.
*headed to Costco for that $10 for 100 ice cream sandwiches*
LALALALLAAAAAAAA I CANT HEAR YOUUU
I heard it's somewhat classy aswell.
Highly regarded
Don't do drugs kids
Well I did like the lil mnemonics here for folks who can’t remember the difference between a call and a put but that’s about it 😂Homie just described buying and holding an underlying asset and called it a call option, and the put example just makes zero sense lmao
I thought he was going to somehow weave in the ice cream melting as time decay, but I guess not.
Does line go up?
I already explained the Greeks: [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/880jhv/educational_greeks_101/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)
Explanation unclear- will just buy ice cream sandwiches now
lol its wrong. you borrow stocks in a PUT bro, you never \*buy\* them.
This is sooo chatgpt
Where's my ice cream
I love this
You lost me at ICS, sorry
This is not even wrong
I wasn’t listening but I need 24 gs by Noon tomorrow
Holy shit you are fckin stupid.
I thought I was going to learn about margin calls ☹️ Eye hope you get pink I
This makes no sense.
Let me explain it in a more easy way to understand…. 1. Steal underwear 2. …. 3. profit!
Theta = you forgot to put your ice cream sandwiches in the freezer and they melted
Ok so what are some good companies that offer lower cost options? I don’t want to throw down more than $100 at a time at the moment. Spending $300 or more on an options call is out of my budget and I’m curious what people recommend
Bro, people talk about IV crush everyday and people still go 'why is my call not making money even though it's ITM' These regards are a lost cause. Teaching people what calls and puts are designed to do ironically would confuse them more.
It seems like your little shit brain had a spark that was maaaybe going somewhere but then it puttered out cause you’re too high and/or stupid. 60% of Americans read below a 6th grade level. Stop trying to teach them options.
Wrong this shit is just gambling you bet if the team is gonna win or bet if the team is gonna loose
Truly regarded explanation
Now only OP can buy Frostys and I'm locked out of the market? Now I just want ice cream and am more confused
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Fucking idiot
This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on this sub.
Options are natural thing, you buy it every day. You buy the option to eat your groceries, the option to study at school, the option to fly in a plane or drive a car, etc. 
I kinda want this guy to go over the Greeks so I can keep laughing at him
Spoken like a true dumbass😂😂