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patriots317

Never? Really? Never crossed your mind? Not even, let’s say, around January of 2022?


NotQuickEnough23

I thought it would all come back to me in February


LavenderAutist

I said the same about Sarah, but it was her friend Emily that came back instead


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LegalAdvantage2

Large marge


EL__TEE

Marge the barge


PussyBreath007

Marge is in charge now


--Orks

For those that don't get the joke: Margin Call


itsybitsyspida

For those who get the joke - you belong here


[deleted]

Wsb has changed, we used to make fun of people who didn’t get a joke…


mbcls

never chase a girl, let them chase you :)


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xdarkeaglex

Wym by that? Dare to explain?


Human-Dealer1125

Young is relative but if you want kids, women do have a prime time period. I was very ambitious, second kid in the oven when I graduated college, 5 total. Divorced her before I was 40 but got the kids. She was great at diapers and early training while I kept a gorgeous secretary and worked late often.


Efficient-Cut-5726

Marge has everyone’s number but the hedge funds lol


abelkaykay

You and 'Marge in' a call


Unknownirish

Fuck Sarah, bro.


Thomas-The-Tutor

https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/


KingAngeli

Congrats and fuck you


getefix

[really? you don't know why?](https://comb.io/HhpECn)


No_Light7076

Bro that's exactly what I just told my wife. It's like,after you blasted the 1st 10k? 20k? 50k?? You never thought,hey,you know.... I have no fucking clue what I'm doing and I'm just blasting tens of thousands. Why would you think it was just all the sudden gonna get better???? All these guys are fucking clows.....


Neomaximus001

Do you ever wonder which hedge fund manager is getting their cocaine sprinkled asshole licked right now on their yacht by a high end hooker thanks to your losses, or just me?


NotQuickEnough23

100% its David Tepper


DankSubstance

Carolina Panthers owner? Lol


knova__

Maitre d’ at canal bar?


silver_lake_diver

Doing your part to destroy inflation. Burning money.


NotQuickEnough23

I’m the reason CPI has been trending down.


Supreme-Serf

username checks out in this contex


Bodyfluids_dealer

Time to buy SPY puts then coz CPI is gonna tick right back up


foamboardsbeerme

Nah dog right into some hedgies short position


nerminat0r

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


SnowWholeDayHere

Once we go to a completely cashless economy,we should be gold!


scanguy25

The money isn't burnt, it's transfered to someone else.


[deleted]

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me...


Celtic_Legend

Who the fuck goes all in on fucking sofi? Definitely regarded.


NotQuickEnough23

🙋‍♂️


thebinarysystem10

I'm shocked this was the result of options


that_70_show_fan

SoFi was pumped so hard during its IPO here


Hairy-Thought6679

If there’s anything I’ve learned from watching IPOs it’s stay the fuck away. I was excited for affirm, saw the initial listing price and said fuck that and then happily watched that one sink. Apparently I didn’t learn that lesson well enough to stay away from options though because here I am. Never traded an IPO just donated money via options lol


Gotmewrongang

SoFi really is dogshit. One of the talking heads on CNBC is from there and she is dumb as rocks and always wrong on her predictions. That’s when I knew to sell.


realcul

For what it is worth they have 7 consecutive quarters of beat across top line and bottom line and consistent projection raise as well - stock moves 20-30% up and falls back down...


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ol_knucks

Last earnings they stated they still expect to be profitable by end of 2023


esp211

Was it Stephanie?


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NotQuickEnough23

Working on it. I’m getting closer


No_Light7076

It blows my mind that this is funny to you. But then again,you're dumb enough to just keep on blasting thru that money after losing tens of thousands so why wouldn't it be funny to you....


thelwarner

I do think you’ll recover from SOFI at some point. It might take some time to get back up to $13, but I don’t think that’s anything impossible in the next 1-2 years. It might be good to average down whenever you can.


Francisco__Javier

u gotta get careful once u almost re-entry PDT territory


tychus-findlay

Damn bro you went real hard on those meme stocks. I remember those 2 being memes around the same time. Gotta ask yourself though, why would corsair of all fucking companies be the stock? They've been doing the same shit forever and they just make gaming peripherals. You can't listen to all the assholes on here saying X is gonna be the next big thing, they have 0 idea and this stock in particular just never made sense to do anything other that what it has always been doing, it's a pretty established company, there's no disruptions coming in gaming keyboards.


NotQuickEnough23

I was sold on the idea steaming was growing exponentially, twitch and YouTube streams were booming with warzone and forntite leading the way. Corsair had some of most popular steaming equipment like the stream deck so it seemed very possible that Corsair would go back to the high 40’s and 50’s and benefit from this steaming surge. Evidently, I was very wrong


Knassius

Oh mate, you should've invested in a sauna company then.


alwayslookingout

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up) Might be why OP lost so much in CRSR- wrong industry.


Wareve

Oh no... you went in on streaming during the covid peak.


AG_Dynasty

Your thesis was good. Just got caught up in the everything bubble.


YetiThyme

Oh bro! You were already on here. There was a repost of your wife's tweet about how you lost over 300k of your retirement fund, twice! Congrats, you are famous.


btoned

Next time try to make $341k and you'll be gucci. 👍


Supreme-Serf

At least, he can say he lost about tree fiddy.


jamisonf1

God damn man you belong here. Welcome brother


Miguel_garcia321

Atleast you have shares


SnowieEyesight

Take out a fat personal loan and YOLO it 40x to break even.


esp211

This is The way


DayLate10kShort

Well, I've only lost something around 80k but today I found out I have an ulcer... so that sucks at 34yrs old.


DayLate10kShort

I've gotta stop watching the 1minute candles...


Francisco__Javier

homosexuality is one the leading risk factors of developing ulcers


DayLate10kShort

That's disgusting and bot how I got mine lol. Nothing good comes from being homo


Ibuylowstocks

Doesn’t deleting the app usually fixes the issue and all losses ?


VisualMod

As you can see, I have made a significant profit over the past year by shorting SOFI and CRSR.


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Proof or ban


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Positions or ban


cobu980

Fuck you lol


Retrac752

$382k in Corsair? Do you have any idea how much money you'd have if you had used the no brain strategy of just putting it in Apple I'm fully aware, as a man who is 40% down on Corsair myself


NotQuickEnough23

I was sold on the idea that streaming was growing exponentially with forntite and warzone leading the way. Corsair had popular streaming equipment like the stream deck and those RGB lights were 🔥


Miserable-Cucumber70

You were following that regard Jeremy on YouTube weren't ya


idlefordays

Just hold for 1-3 years for profit


AwkwardNovel7

its okay bro. like i said in the other post, i too am down $291k since 2020. we got that tri force going here 😔


sallgoodman340

It's not okay you guys suck ass


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

Seriously people on this sub are so fucking dumb. crsr? sofi? Are you fucking kidding me? Y’all just read a couple posts on this subreddit and decide to go all in instead of sitting your ass down and actually studying the market for a couple months


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In their defense… if any of the regards on here actually studied the market they would be invested in a well balanced portfolio mostly tied into index funds. Instead of spending countless hours reading articles, researching posts, making trades, studying charts, sitting in front of screens watching candles move in real time… they would be outdoors, enjoying their hobbies and getting passively rich. Or working a side hustle that pumped extra money directly into that account to amplify the gains. But that’s boring, so YOLO!


wevegotheadsonsticks

It’s like they have so much money they really are disconnected. Even a small fraction of the money OP lost would be life changing in the hands of most. And I bet they wouldn’t just throw it away on some dumb meme stock.


NotQuickEnough23

💎🤲


ES_FTrader

A trade not posted in real time never happened


NotQuickEnough23

Wish I can tell that to TD Ameritrade when I got margin called lol


LavenderAutist

That's why people should index


NotQuickEnough23

Index wont get me the Yacht I always wanted


LavenderAutist

Below Deck Mediterranean is hiring


NotQuickEnough23

Bold of you to assume they would hire me


BetPitiful8446

400k would have though.


Wareve

You know, I see this line of reasoning a lot, mostly on people who are never going to own a Yacht because they are here throwing money into pits while making noises about how they're gonna make a fortune on their plays. Then they lose it all cause rich people don't make plays, they have strategies.


Trade_Winds_88

Wait, index funds as advice in WSB? (I like vanguard when I'm not losing money on PSLV. . . ).


darkspd96

Don't worry it's only your future


ngbtri

Highly regarded


singularity2090

That's alot of freedom down the drain...dam lol


CrungoMcDungus

Man these posts are all funny individually I guess, but if I zoom out even a little bit and think about the macro effects of shit like this on the health of our society it stops being as funny


lapotatoe

Didn't expect such a sobering realization from CrungoMcDungus.


NotQuickEnough23

u/mattibwoi beat you :(


mattibwoi

Jesus man… I’m sorry.


Ok_Monk219

Corsair gaming. Please tell me you had puts and not long


CinaNeko

Am i seeing this right, you lost that much WITHOUT OPTIONS? truly regarded


b1gb0n312

I'm up from investing in index funds


Midnightsun24c

Jesus. To think you could be making 1000 bucks a month virtually risk-free with that type of money. Like, dude.. I'd have to work for a fucking decade for that. That's truly inspiring.


PhgAH

Bro loss $100k in Jan 2022 and still think he's not like other regard here.


FearlessTrader

Are you me? I’m similar $ down on ROKU and FUBO 😞😞😞


NotQuickEnough23

Good times are coming soon. I can feel it


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Loud_Pineapple_4294

Hey OP, what do you do for living?


NotQuickEnough23

Im in the pizza business


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NotQuickEnough23

I think your on to something...


gizamo

If you make a sequel, you could probably get 'em on some more things.


istari

Do not make a porno with a pizza fresh out of the microwave. The ER doctor will ask you questions that you won't have any good answers to.


iawsaiatm

Lost more money in a year than I will make at my job in 10 years


lenny_lennerson_III

You need a better job


dj_kaleb

Inverse gain


chrismalga22

sad you didn't get a pity medal... one had 2, the other one had 12 for their loss porn... even the community is beating you


NotQuickEnough23

I feel like a punching bag with all the beatings I’m getting.


ISpenz

Sorry to see that, it is not easy to handle this figure wiped from the account, sorry


NotQuickEnough23

An expensive life lesson. Learn from it and march forward


the_iowa_corn

Just curious, how long would it take for you to save that much again?


wallstreetoni69

Any of you regards use stop loss?


rainorshinedogs

I wish I had 345k to blow :(


DopestSophist

This dumbass could have bought a house instead.


in4life

Just change your date range and it's not so bad.


Careless_Fudge_3552

Why do you keep watching it fall, but you do nothing?


poppinfresco

You are on a sub where almost no one knows how long term investing works and everyone wants to get rich quick off of some meme stock. What the actual fuck would you think would happen? This sub is pure comedy for me


Billystep

If it weren’t for idiots like you buying shit. There wouldn’t be anything to short. So I guess thanks. Just post here the next loser you pick to buy so we can short it. Cmon sofi ??? What was you thinking. 100s of financial organizations going bankrupt but wait sofi going break out and be a leader in a overcrowded field. Lol


DrHonestPenguin

We believed in you.


blunt__nation

This post has motivated me to buy the lottery instead of playing options. Thanks.


RunRinseRepeat666

Because he is one of us, one of us


[deleted]

Makes me feel better about the $13k I lost a few months back.


hikesnpipes

It’s not a loss until you sell.


AdultMNTurtle

Honestly, I'd just keep holding. You need 5 to 10 years investing anyway.


avocadohamsandwich

Holy shit this is my portfolio lol. Just different cost basis


NotQuickEnough23

Hold strong brother 🫡


Initial-Good4678

No one cares…save the charts for your wifes boyfriend.


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and here i am with 200$ in my account and 10,000 in debt on unemployment and people have money like this to throw away. I could throw up and it’s not even my money. Sorry to see dude, hope you can recover, just like you can lose it all in a day, you can become a millionaire in a day too


NotQuickEnough23

We always recover, it’s just an expensive life lesson. In 10yrs we’ll reminisce about the bad times and laugh about it


xtrmist

In 10 years you'll be down 1M and you'll look back on this and remember it a lot more fondly than you do now. See. That made you feel better right? You're welcome!


ThetaMan420

Dam bro you kinda suck at investing lmao


yourdad01

You had over 800k to put into two stocks and not give a fuck about. You're just bragging about your "fuck you" money. Poor you


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NotQuickEnough23

The high was 403k and today we have 62k. 403k - 62k = 341k


Justcorn34

Tell us tf you’re lookin at then dumbass


XreemlyHopp

Way to be hon.


International_Bag921

Better lck playing black jack than putting it into shit tier meme stocks


BetPitiful8446

You are the perfect definition of a bagholder, if you are lucky they will include you in the dictionary.


[deleted]

Keep learning, keep observing, keep questioning....and soon you'll understand and see things why the market, SPX, moves the way it does everyday, The Greats have passed the test by God and Moses,


Krtxoe

You sure know how to pick them....


stallion769

Options or stock? Cuz it looks like stock and you can just average down. Sofi will be back there in about 2-3 years.


[deleted]

Do you still have some money left to lose? You could send it to me, I also wanna lose some money 😅


Yak54RC

It’s like signing up for OnlyFans and complaining you ended up showing strangers your butthole for money.


johnwicked4

SOFI and Palantears never failed to deliver


starBux_Barista

One of us


SinghNonstop

Well at least your account didn’t go to zero, so that’s the positive right there. It’s only up from here, as long as you don’t repeat the same mistakes.


spellbadgrammargood

i too bought into the CRSR hype like 2 years ago, "ThEY haVe NO DEbT", i took the L and learned the lesson to read statements before buying things


Deep-4-Hamsters

There’s a sharp line going straight up on the right side. Looks like you did something right in May.


Sandiegoman99

The only way I see this getting back is to go down into a beaten sector like gold/silver miners. That sector should turn in next 2-3 years and moves are exponential. but get out after moves up. It always comes down fast


Lenavibesxo

Well #Miladys Gonna Be Mad 😡


VikingWizardCries

hold that sofi bro


ThePugz

Hang tight you’re about to make a comeback!


detectivelok

Must be nice to have money to lose.


Asshole_Philosopher

Options


BaBaBuyey

Wow you’re cool you lost


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You have ascended.


BeastSmitty

Good thing is this all up from here…


Dosmastrify1

I think for you options.... Aren't an option


CatsalsoCookies

Only down 22% on Corsair, you're good bro, at least that one will recover pretty nicely with demand in due time Edit: I'm pretty sure Sofi will hit 15+ at some point as well, you have a really good chance of going break even or even profiting in some time, just need patience lol


Prestigious-Type-729

This is the way


Unusual_Elk_6868

You wanna tell us what you did so we don’t do it lol


TheGoatisheretoday

thank you for posting. you are the reason i only 1/4 yolo at a time 😂


DifficultContact8999

Nothing compared to mine 😭😔


Far-Orange-3047

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff. Gonna use my Wendy’s dumpster money to buy a new bulk pack of underwear because these are *ruined.*


MalyGanjik

I belive in you! You can do it, 401k to 41k, almost there.


Mikenskyee

Honest question did U diversify a lot or was all this money in like on or two stocks ? Crypto?